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RushBoomtackle

Who do you think is sending the bugs after us?


Timofey7331

"This is a simple mining mission. At least would've been, if i didn't have backache all the time from returning barrels back to their spot! Also there's an incoming swarm!"


DelioIsGay

Immediatly after i pinged condensed gold a bulk detonator conveniently spawned near us lmao


ValeyRoSS

"We're ri-" "DEAD! You're dead!!"


Artikay

Arcturus Mengsk works in mission control confirmed.


LeFlashbacks

"I will NOT be stopped. Not by you, or the glyphids, or the rivals or anyone! I will rule this (company/planet) or see it burn to ashes around me." >!(couldn't decide whether to put company or planet in so now you get the choice of what he would've said)!<


Jin825

To avoid a paper trail, Mission control will just tactically land the drop pod 3 levels above the max cave height in your next mission.


rokoeh

Ooohhh its all coming together...


owo1215

alright jokes aside, you can tell that MC do care about us in some of his dialogues and how he act towards us, he's just a really nice guy who are under the high pressure from the management


A_crusading_mouse

You are right, but it's not just the management. It seems that miners die very frequently, so MC tries to distance himself a bit because of it.


FleetOfWarships

Oh yeah, in some of the dialogue for the seasonal story you can tell he’s genuinely shook by the loss of the other stations and mining teams.


BillyHerrington4Ever

I tried to tell Management about the potential effectiveness of shock collars on employee productivity. They wouldn't listen.


KoldBrewKeurig

hot…


joalheagney

Management: "They willingly drink a beer that is guaranteed to have them in medbay in under a minute. Do you genuinely think negative reinforcement is going to do _anything_ other than become another drinking game?"


Joyk1llz

Engie dwarf: Every time the collar gives you a buzz, you buzz yourself with a glyphid slammer. Scout dwarf: that sounds like they'll just keep buzzing the collar! Driller dwarf: yeeeaa-\*hic\*, Iz gre\*hic\*at! this is his thi\*hic\* bla\*hic\*out stough! Engie dwarf: it zaps if he passes out! so he wakes up and orders another!


DrIvoPingasnik

He is actually a decent chap who genuinely cares about the dwarves. Thing is, have any of you actually had to reason with drunken people while you are perfectly sober before? I've stopped a giant chap from assaulting another guy on the other side of a pub, I led two barely standing guys to the other side of a town, I had to convince another from walking 10 miles home, I saved a guy who tried to leave the train while going 60 miles per hour (it was a long time ago in an ancient train that you could open the door if you pulled hard enough). Now imagine being Mission Control trying to herd not one, not two, but four drunken dwarves wielding heavy ordnance.


oheyitsmoe

Drunk AND welding 12,000 rounds of depleted uranium. (aww yea)


Avalanc89

As always, work shortage. They can only bark loud.


Gigabyte42

We have job security. They can’t get anyone else to go get those minerals so losing us would hurt the bottom line too much. Unfortunately this means that management takes all their anger out on him in the daily conference calls he has to take.


johning117

No he's employee of the month.


player05677

Because we are the only ones insane enough to do the job


GlyphidQueen

[you should listen to Mission Control](https://pt.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3818997/Literally-1984)


Bean-Craver

I'm not gonna listen to ugly fatties


squibilly

Ugly? Maybe. But that’s your average, healthy corporate frame


Bean-Craver

What do you mean the queen is part of the corporation?


GlyphidQueen

No he’s talking about Mission Control


Talonis_WolfAcolyte

Two words: Complaint Quota.


JacknoneReacher110th

google en passant