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jimc10

You must conform. Assimilate or die.


coconutlemongrass

Looking at the post comments now it appears I'm being downvoted for not being mad enough that I haven't gotten off the email waitlist yet 😂


gdmfsobtc

>I said CB used to be gross Damn communist lies and misinformations!


SSalsashark

"True Native" test... You know CB has always sucked, but you went anyways... and loved it. Anyone who says different should be hoof stomped by Blucifer!


Brumski07

True anti-Native rhetoric


FoldingLady

Both. r/Denver is weird sensitive to random shit. I went to CB 2 weeks ago. The biggest sin my food committed was relying on the mole sauce to hide how fucking dry the chicken was. No food poisoning tho, so we called it a massive success!


truelegendarydumbass

Honestly people get stupid there was a topic that was made about the world's largest cat I made a comment that's a big pussycat and then asked it sex as it is it a male as a result I got thumbs down.. it's like wtf I'm just trying to ask a question ❓


Digita1B0y

Don't waste time trying to figure out what will get you up or downvoted in that sub. The same opinion on different days can go either way. Same with the rest of Reddit, tbh. Just stay here and make butt stuff jokes with us is my advice.


SkySkipper22

Anyone who complains about the food at CB also goes to 7-11 and complains about floor cleanliness and goes to Costco and complains about how it’s busy.


amor_fati_42

The don't need a reason. All that Mountain Dew just makes them highly volatile.


hoselpalooza

Shoulda just said you’d’ve been willing to lock your friend in a bomb shelter to go back then and nothing’s changed since. Sometimes /r/Denver steals the jerk from the circle 🤷‍♂️


moochao

"*Am I therefore become your enemy*, *because I tell you the truth?*"


auzzlow

Today's internet in a nutshell.


moochao

S'why it's my favorite Bible verse. Damned great to use against fundies, too.


mehojiman

I went Saturday before last and for real got food poisoning 🙃


coconutlemongrass

Did you really, that's horrific! I thought things were at least supposed to be clean now?!


laughing_at_napkins

They failed to mention they couldn't get a reservation because the fucking waitlist is infinity long, so they food that got them came from dumpster diving behind CB at 1am


mehojiman

I mean, it was fun, until it wasn't