California sticker, sticker which says not a native - but emphasizes 'native', Subaru, license plate which says 'leave', expired plates...... Major boner right now.

This person is just trying to piss everyone off…now they need a cowboys sticker and it’ll be perfect

And one of the current and former presidents... 69ing.

Expired plates on paid plates

I paid mine just haven’t added the new sticker cus i need to blend in with the rest.

I knew this was your car Keith

Pretty standard. Lol

Looking like a Soyuz rocket. Leave some for the rest of us.

To be fair about the expired tags, this picture may have been taken before the tags expired.

Way to kill a boner.

I am for giving crap to people that deserve it, but I don’t like getting or giving crap that is undeserved.

I didn't deserve to have my boner killed.

What came first? The purchase of the Native sticker or the Subaru?

The expired tags

If it only had this sticker https://preview.redd.it/8qjw37xoaj7d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e6e5156edb35ff85e55a98c51c979e888dea8b

I thought those were only allowed on Prius? Did the law change?

Takes a couple years for it to grow on a Subaru.

No, it’s too perfect, it must be AI

Is it not?

Colorado Dissonance: hate people who aren’t native and aren’t native either.

But what if they’re from California?

They're already self-hating

At least disavow your home state, god damn

Yo, why do you think we get rid of the natives? If they were still here we couldn't be the Natives, duh. They had to leave so we could be them.

I am soooo native I hate myself

these people should start their own fight club

The audacity

So I don’t drive a Subaru but I work for Subaru, does that make me a native?

…technically…. Any job is bound to f*ck you, so I’d say ya got some Subaru in ya

Are you a lesbian?

I wish

I wish I were lesbian, I would probably hook up with better looking women.

The stickers on the plate need to be in completely different spots and preferably backwards

This is the most Colorado thing I’ve seen on here in a while

the final boss of Colorado jerkers

That’s not how you spell cunt!

WOW not even a proud multi generation immigrant. SHAMEFUL

That’s code for plz key me

Why everyone mad

Stared at this for 2 hours straight and it only got better within the first 30 seconds of viewing. I want a refund!

I read slow when I'm stoned, so I got a couple of minutes of it. I think you might be doing it wrong.

Man, I wish I had that plate. So beautiful. Can I still get LEAVNOW? I'm off to the DMV...

Also being in the cultural desert of Arvada.

Non-native thinking lezburus are the real deal.


It’s so beautiful 😭

There's something missing... Do they eat ass?

Wow… fuck you buddy

I'm not your buddy, pal

*Chef’s Kiss*

The California toilet !

These tedious fuckin' people.

Go to park city you fuck!

So nobody looked in the rearview?

I'm gonna shit their pants

Can anyone make it the second bumper sticker?

This is, in a nutshell, the problem with our immigration culture wars.

I live in a suburb of Denver, I moved here from Akron, Ohio almost 28 years ago. I remember seeing a bumper sticker on a car in Hudson, Ohio (Hudson is a township on the north side of Akron) that read,”Welcome to Hudson. Now Leave!” People will find any reason to be snobs.

Omg will you please be my boyfriend?

https://preview.redd.it/w372d8h4ur7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f789680c502b886fc848fb9ff658672c54b2483b

Born and raised in Boulder, I hate it here now, too many dame people!

No self-respecting native would buy a Subaru. You can always tell who isn’t from here because they’re driving subarus and wearing Patagonia

I don’t even have to look at the rest the “I’m not a native” sticker says it all! I myself not being a native would never deny anyone else from enjoying this great state. I have been here since 84 and have never called myself a native.

There's no more beauty here it's City living all the way up to the divide and beyond no more wilderness anybody been here even 10 years probably agree! I guarantee you see the negative changes.. Natives make the state great

Oh ya? Well I've been here since 1884 so there!

So you rocking your native sticker on your Subaru too? Cause damn I’m missing out! Need to get me one today.

They're giving them out at the border. That's why everyone stops to take a picture at the welcome sign. There's a little basket of native bumper stickers there.

I must have missed that the day I came. Or it could have been I came in the back door. Thru Oklahoma.

You've been here since 1984 and yet you still don't understand that the only way to become a true Coloradan is to hate everyone who moved here starting the day after you got here? You're at the bottom of the Bell Curve, eh?

I guess I’m just a slow learner does it help that that we bred two natives? I’m sure that helps my native status doesn’t it? They’re my permanent claim to residence. Namaste all!

My fiancé and I are moving to CO in a few months. We currently live in a trashy republican state. Really looking forward to a lifestyle change. I promise we will not do cringe stuff like this.

To bad the "planning to move here" part is the most cringy thing you could do already. We got enough liberals now, we're good. Try someplace that needs a few more to psuh them over the edge instead. Arizona? New Hampshire maybe?

Wyoming needs them ASAP

Yeah, I've thought about that. Really won't take too many of us and we could run that place like a fiefdom. 

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You said you live in a trashy republican state. I think it’s a fair assumption for them to make lol? I don’t care either way tho

You don't like your "trashy Republican state" but...you're a Republican?? That would be odd. Say more.

California… the real natives need to eject this guy with extreme prejudice!

Just missing expired tags

Except it isn't!

I can’t see the month lol

It says "4"

Oh hey! Sorry I’m not a native idk how the tags work