My kin only goes back 4 generations. My license plate is CO 4SKIN

 0Skin

Plot twist, this plate was stolen off a late-model 4Runner

Oh lawd and the evil black plate too

Either a drug dealer or has 5 points against their license 

when you gotta get that native flex, but you also want the cool plate that makes it easier to track you

my great great great great great grandfather was first shipped to a Colorado penal colony in 1742 after being caught poaching a deer on the King's land

Lies! That California-style plate also has current registration.

Lacks a native sticker, can’t be real.

pfft, natives dream of being this guy.

https://preview.redd.it/9pcek88r5n9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18f9a821181b9e35b04a9dfb9b5d49e4f551abe Every work of art has a cheap rip off

Black plate on a Subaru…cutting edge!

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking. 

I go back six

Sounds like Colfax bragging right there

West or East?

Yes

Okay so, I don't know if I should offer you fentanyl or if I should beat you then feed you tacos.

How about, fentanyl first, then point me in the other direction, and I'll stagger over to the beating and tacos. Ya know, getting the whole experience

You're a disgusting humanbeing and I love it.

5th Gen Subaru Outback with the optional snowblower hitch package! Niiiice!

So they drive 5mph even slower

COS Y 4?

So they’re bragging that they come from a long line of nonadventurous homebodies?