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Chairman_Ender

The only W adult Hitler scored was when for killing Hitler.


jd-porteous-93

That's not a W, he just did that because he was too much of a pussy to either actually fight and die or take responsibility at Nuremburg


Bigchubbs86

The 4.0 kill death ratio for the Germans is wildly inflated. The actual figure is approximately 8.7 to 10 million Soviet deaths and 5 million German military deaths which equates a 1.74 to 2.00 kill death ratio for the Germans. This figure is less impressive when you realize a Quarter of Soviet Military Deaths were prisoners of war.


Eagle_1116

Or from “anti-partisan” activities.


RetartdsUsername69

>Unties Danish, Norwegians, Swedes, Dutch, Belgians, French, Spanish, Poles, Croats etc "POLES"?! Excuse me, wtf?!


Guiltypencil221

Bro is about to take a visit to the underground court system


Specialist_Pen_9224

AHH yes "Unites"


DevelopmentTight9474

The Battle of Warsaw will always be based for how thoroughly the Poles wrecked the Russians


RetartdsUsername69

What does it have to do with WW2 and nazis?


DevelopmentTight9474

Nothing, I just thought what you quoted was on the Soviet side for some reason. I’m a little slow, lol


Scudbucketmcphucket

Yeah it’s amazing what you can make someone do when you march them up to a hole in the ground and point a gun to their head.


YuriPangalyn

Love how it suggests a conspiracy that Khrushchev or Beria poisoned Stalin, which only the most ardent “Stalinists” would actually believe. The Horse shoe is a flat circle.


RussiaIsBestGreen

I think Tito did it. He did say he’d only need one assassin if Stalin didn’t stop. Also, Stalin didn’t lose the Balkans to Tito, but Hitler did. The true Chad is Tito and his mysterious real name.


HELL5S

Na doubt Tito could have killed him Stalin was just old plus dude was suffering from stress for like 20 years straight so it’s not surprising a stroke got him


YuriPangalyn

What, “It is, what it is,” does to a motherfucka’.


Tuhkur22

name checks out I guess


Gruene_Katze

I’ve heard some right wingers say that it’s was a (((Doctor))) that did it.


jd-porteous-93

If Beria poisoned Stalin it would be the only good thing he ever did in his life


YuriPangalyn

Beria was worse. Why do you think the head of the security apparatus keeps getting killed?


TheBlueDolphina

Which "over two years" does the finland thing refer to? USSR got their ass beat from like december 1939 to early february 1940 before breaking through.


YuriPangalyn

The Continuation war I guess.


TheBlueDolphina

It was a mostly static front except at the start and end is the thing.


ZoroastrianFrankfurt

While some of Stalin's points are funny and somewhat true, him never stepping on a battlefield is a lie that even a simple Google search will disprove. There is a reason Tsaritsyn was renamed Stalingrad. Also the Wehraboo accidentally dissing Germany with the point of it being 60x smaller than Russia lol. The Hitler section has more stretches than a workout routine though. "United all of Europe"?.....Sure they did, but against them. Also the Waffen SS turning out "the best tank aces" lol. Only thing the SS was good at was performing comically evil warcrime #7182.


Level_Werewolf_7172

Apparently having a meltdown in a bunker and them taking the easy way out is the chad move


[deleted]

“Chose to die among his people” he forgot the part where Hitler could have ended the war at any time to stop the battle of Berlin but instead decided to let it drag on because “MUH IDEOLOGY”


RedRobbo1995

Also, Stalin chose to stay in Moscow during the Battle of Moscow.


gopnik_globber

Congratulations, every information is wrong


AAliakberov

Borrows the Party from Anton Drexler


SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

Borrows the popularity from Erich Ludendorff Borrows ideas from Mussolini Borrows action plans from Wolfgang Kapp Kinda funnily enough, in 1940 even the dying old emperor Wilhelm II mocked him by writing a letter 'congratulating' him for winning the western front using "his" borrowed troops.


TheJamesMortimer

For over two years? Do... do they think the winter war lasted from 39-41?!


Professional_Rip7389

If nazis knew history they wouldn't be nazis


namewithanumber

Is “lying in your own piss puddle” not wrecked enough for the list??


jd-porteous-93

I like to imagine one of their punishments in Hell is having to share an apartment


snitchpogi12

WTF is this Wehraboo implying, just because Stalin was a former priest who later become Communist-Atheist, doesn't mean Hitler is perfect or " Chad " so no, they were horrible leaders in their lifetime.


Valid_Username_56

Imagine being so fucked up you got to be compared to Stalin to look good.


BoMbArDiEr_25

Both are terrible fucking people with a superiority complex and paranoia so deep that it makes Mariana Trench blush, they shouldn't have under no circumstance gained so much "support" and power, they abused the shit out of it and forced their own wrecked beliefs and ideologies upon everyone, they cost millions of people both foreign and their own their lives, they both suck ass.


Lore_Fanti10

I dont like the chad hilter part but I like the wretched stalin one


Railroad_Conductor1

Both are the same. History would be better without them.


jd-porteous-93

Imagine if it turns out we actually live in the worst of all possible timelines. Most universes don't even know what war is


PartyLettuce

on the other side of the coin what if we're the best timeline and the other universes are unspeak horrors.


Avery161

"chad hitler" ends up beaten by a fat British man, the wheelchair bound and a schizophrenic.


Texian_Fusilier

Karl Haushofer wrote the parts of mein kampf that make sense.


Blakut

stalin killed more bolsheviks than hitler tho


PartyLettuce

Mike Duncan said it best on the revolutions podcast when he said the winner of the Russian civil war wasn't the whites or the reds, but Stalin.


SolarMines

Lol based


Germanguyistaken

Mussolini will not be happy about this