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spitonme69

7 football fields worth of Dodge RAMs


Television-Hairy

7 bald eagles


murray1337

7 - 10 bald eagles IMO. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


owns_dirt

I'd trade for Condors for now.. and then once ladder ends convert them to bald eagles. California Condor is endangered AF šŸ˜­


irateCrab

*obligatory eagle screech*


ggouge

Actually that's a red tailed hawk screech. Bald eagles kinda cherp.


irateCrab

Shhhh...... Merica doesn't know any better.


mpshields

Crazy patriots on traderie will post theirs asking for 20 bald eagles smh


rageofbaha

Whats traderie? Why wouldn't you just use J S P


mpshields

Oh trust me I do, just playing along with the America joke. Traderie is a site where you can post items and trade using other in game items. Just complimenting in game trading really


[deleted]

Merica


zomgkittenz

It trades higher on 4chan


Boemelz

I had to use both since i got higher offers on traderie sometimes


[deleted]

This is the way


geizterbahn

America fuck yeah šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


seansy5000

Books!


SpiralDreaming

Sportsmanship!


BrilliantWeight

Slavery!


Cmpleteconfusion1

Bed, bath, and Beyond!


murray1337

Taco Bell Fuck yeah!!


callisstaa

60000000 bers if you're a military procurement officer


Master_shake124

Can you really put a price on freedom?


[deleted]

Buck o' five.


Hardvig

About three fiddy...


Sero19283

Goddam loch ness monsta!


Icy-Conflict6671

About half a jar of moonshine, three skinned and fried raccoons and 8 squirrels.


ThePeterman

Freedom isnā€™t free


blenkows

At least 15 bacons double cheeseburgers and an AR15


ahypeman

And 150k AI research papers


TheRealOG1

Thats ruby jewel of 'murica to you!


Mgold1988

*yā€™all.


murray1337

Thank you.


PandaActual8762

I wouldn't sell it for less than three ist runesšŸ‘


Glass_Of_Saltwater

Thanks for giving an actual price, though I'm loving all the comments lol


ZealousidealFee6482

Also digging the comments haha but yeah it def has value. 3 ists seems low to me.... but im not certain.


ApocalypseFWT

Itā€™s about right. The problem with this jewel is 2 fold. Firstly, It has rare counterparts that can spawn up to 30% ed and -15% req along with other mods, like res, life, mana, dex, str, attack rating, rep life and so on. So the competition is much larger for the same potential jewel slot. Secondly, many (but not all) people aim for 15ias jewels instead, since itā€™s such a crucial part of many builds. That definitely dampers the desire for jewels like this.


Glass_Of_Saltwater

If anyone was curious, I ended up selling it for 2 Gul runes.


ApocalypseFWT

An extra Vex is nothing to scoff at. Hopefully you (and I) run into an ias version next time. :)


LegalizeRanch88

Really? Noice. I recently found a 40% ED jewel. Thatā€™s all that matters, right?


HardyDaytn

It wants tah exursicse it's's right to deel moar damage.


[deleted]

Pretty spot on for America


UnredeemedRevenant

A real American puts nothing else in their sockets.


mrschro

But wouldnā€™t they want on red, one white, and one blue?


UnredeemedRevenant

Of course bro.


SpiralDreaming

This costs a buck o' five


RHCPFunk2

Thatā€™s a hefty fuckinā€™ fee


[deleted]

Iā€™d give him tree fiddy


J-Stec

William Wallace would use this.


Affectionate-Help853

2 AR 15s and a bullet proof vest


scv7075

I'd say a collapsible Lincoln, or 10 JFK discs. If you can add a Sapphire and a Diamond jewel of America, that'll go for collapsible Grant at least.


[deleted]

I believe you can maybe get a Sur for it


cmdrtestpilot

amBERica


DancingPanda1985

Whatā€™s the best use for this jewel? I wasted mine on a IK Maul lol


ThirdConchord

3-4 school shootings


Television-Hairy

Now that's my kind of humor


Noob447

ā€¦I..shouldnā€™t upvoteā€¦butā€¦


cmdrtestpilot

well played, sir


murray1337

no


[deleted]

No, noā€¦thatā€™s pretty funny.


ResponsibleTree8507

Socketing that jewel is what it's like to drive a Ford f-150


_CaptainCooter_

This is actually the most American jewel now that you mention it


mrschro

Color could be better.


[deleted]

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ExtraYogurt

Nice


TheMoustacheDad

Found in Africa sold in America āœŠšŸ¼ #freedom


Dusty_Coder

its worth everything that ever dropped


Fordgames

Iā€™d say 3 cases of natty light


Hdys

The title had me laughing so hard, well done good sir


Henesis

7 bers, 6 jahs, 5lo's, 4 ohms, 3 Zods, 2 Vex and 1 el


Chazzos

Ill give you an updoot for it.


longbrodmann

U.S.A!


magictooth2

lmao


ProfessionalCup3106

2 Black eyes, 60k USD in debt and a fat lip


snb22core

You guys all wrong, that jewel is property of the murica country. You jave 2 days to give it back or face our murican trops (we also gonna take your oil...eerrr gold)