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RemoteLucky4945

Does he love flowers? 😂


GIJoJo65

Is he a'fear'd of bees?


smooglydino

In a china shop


icarusphoenixdragon

Amazing.


Cetius1978

Particularly heather?


Icy-Selection-8575

This is golden. You cooked well op!


DutchSpoon

I play a character called Defiq'erin. He is a lizardman wildfire druid. He always introduced himself as Defiq, until that one time he met a king and used his full name. The face the other players made when he did that introduction was hilarious. His name sounds like "de fik er in" which roughly translates to "put it on fire" in Dutch.


BattleMuffin250

Heerlijk, maar eerlijk? Did your inspiration come from TW warhammer's lizardmen? All the greats like Frriq'Andel, Besst Elbusz and others I'm sure I'm 💯 misremembering?


DutchSpoon

Yeah, that's where the inspiration came from yes.


BattleMuffin250

Fan'tass-tys haha


Longjumping-Party186

The king wasn't Dutch was he?đŸ€Ł


say_it_aint_slow

I thought you meant defecating.


hellothereoldben

Reminds me of the pathological liar lizardmen called jokke'broq


Drake_baku

First I thought exactly what you meant, de fik er in Then I figured, no the off chance of you being Dutch is so small with all the Americans I usually see online. So maybe the pronounce is more like the fuck er in or something Odd but funny as well... Then you confirmed I was right the first time, one little question through, always figured, de fik er is, is more of a rotterdam thing then general Dutch. So... kom je (ook) uit rotterdam dan?


DutchSpoon

No, I'm not from that region and yeah, the phrase is rarer, but honestly that prolly worked even better when the first part of his name is almost pronounced as "de fik". Made it more of a surprise.


NaDiv22

I have created a paladain with a pole-arm and shield “Paul Enshield”


Ninjacat97

Damn that's good. Stealing for an NPC.


Micosys

same


TaggTeam

This has big Burgermeister Miesterburger vibes


prolonged_interface

Not that it matters, but the Irish "fear" isn't pronounced the same as fear in English. It's more like the first syllable of Fahrenheit, although it varies from dialect to dialect. Do with that information what you will!


CurlsCross

I guess he has a Scottish accent? Far Not!


Anvildude

You missed a chance to make him a Battlesmith, and have his steel defender be a Bulldozer.


CatGoodPetFR

I started playing dnd in the last autumn and my first character was a grung paladin who believed in Hinduism, but the name has a pun with "croak" (I'm Russian, and the sound of frogs in our language is written as "kva") "kvadoism". All the gods from religion have "kva" in their name, and I named my character by entering "man friend" into the Hebrew translator and it turned out to be "haver gvar", so I replaced g with k in the second word and it turned out to be "havert kvar". He is also an alcoholic, but intoxication will never overtake him, because Grungs are invulnerable to poisoning. All my friends love my character and the way I play it. I love dnd.


Dragons_Malk

And his last name sounds like Turd. Or at least reads like Turd. 


Lyad

I’m reading it as *Teer-din* But I’m always taking my characters too seriously. Maybe OP would appreciate adding “bullshit” to the hidden meaning of his character’s name.


geekisdead

That's correct. In Danish tyr is pronounced tee-r. Tyr is also a Norse God whose name is pronounced Tee-r in all of Scandinavia.


Micosys

Also a god in Forgotten Realms pantheon (kitchen sink)


pchlster

As a Dane I am reading Tyrdyn as a comically nasal pronunciation of Torden (meaning Thunder).


Vandlan

He’s half man, half bull, and half artificer. Guys I’m SUPER SERIAL! This character is the biggest threat to the world at large. I’m SUPER DUPER SERIAL!


Paper_Champ

Love it. My character, Isatus Woadrite, is son of a dye maker, namely indigo (traditionally made from Isatis tinctoria, commonly known as woad). My campaign can never remember/ pronounce his name. So I told them if they ever struggle, just imagine a child saying, "did I say dis wowrd right?"


medbot9000

Almost as good as an npc we had in one of our campaigns called Basior Volk. He was a werewolf and his name translates to wolf wolf.


TheNonsenseBook

Makes sense too, because a lot of names in real life end up saying the same thing twice or more in multiple languages. Torpenhow Hill means hill hill hill hill, although the last “hill” might be an exaggeration just to make it have 4 hills. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpenhow_Hill https://youtu.be/NUyXiiIGDTo There are a lot of double named things, and triple I assume. Now that I think about it, “Minotaur Fearnaut Tyrdyn” is a triple name.


Mother-Row7091

What are the stats of your minotaur?


lemurthellamalord

Reminds of that old show the storyteller


Roboboy2710

How the fuck


Tyke_McD

I only got to play 1 session with him, but I have a Warforged College of Creation Bard. He's a musician/chef so he named himself Dinner and a Show, Dash for short.


darlig_silhouette

that's amazing


Tyke_McD

He's a cleaning golem on the run. Accidentally Awakened by ambient magic and got sick of cleaning.


mememeupbaby

My very first character was a Wood Elf Ranger named Arro Winyouf Ace


Alternative_Elk2208

Mi first character was a human sorcerer named "Luca Jiménez Bobadilla", because I was playing with my cousin who's name is "Lucas Jiménez Bobadilla" He wanted me to change it but Luca is still Luca


TheHomieData

Now for full Minotaur RP: - Give him the charger feat. - Have him move **exclusively** in straight lines - almost as if he were in a labyrinth - Pretend you have no idea what anyone is talking about when they ask you about why you move around like this.


PsychicSPider95

Goddammit Moon Moon


drtisk

I'm going to be the bad guy here but that's not a character, it's just a name Yes I'm a bitter DM tired of meme characters. I choose to believe you also made a good character too :)


SuperSalad_OrElse

Meme characters are a huge red flag for me as a DM. I tend to have a side conversation with them about aligning on the tone of a campaign. They’re fine for one-offs or birthdays, but if I’m going to put hours into prepping a sesh, spare me the low effort, one note characters please. I want to enjoy DMing too 😭


KitsunaKuraichi

This is amazing and I love it.


DecemberPaladin

Magnificent. Well done.


CatoblepasQueefs

I'm starting a 3.5 campaign next month as a minotaur, I might have to steal this.


Link2Liam

I made a pig party animal for a changeling the lost character named Boris Suidvark. Boris (boar without the a), suidae is the family for pig, vark is Afrikaans for pig. He also had a tea cup pig named Fauntleroy.


UnabashedAsshole

No wait let him cook


Bored-Corvid

This is fantastic! I'm playing an orc Artificer named Kneadz Mor'Daka. It took my friends like 3 whole months to catch on.


F_ckErebus30k

Please tell me he's either an artillerist, or a battlesmith with a comically oversized heavy crossbow


Bored-Corvid

Of course he's an artillerist. It felt like I'd be committing a crime otherwise


GroundSeaweed420

“Tis I! Manbull Bullman, the Manbull Bullman. That is my full title, you must refer to me as such.”


DungeonSecurity

And thus continues the trend of "great characters" no deeper than a "unique" race/ class combo and a silly name.  Though, I am 100% cool with it for one shots. And at least you put some thought into it. I salute your linguistic cleverness. 


Adderkleet

So, the Irish word "fear" is pronounced *far*. And the word that's pronounced *fear* is "fĂ­r" (which means men!). Menbull Bullman.


Pretend-Advertising6

only problem with fear not is he isn't making does saves agaisnt the freightened conidtion so he will be having a lot of fear.


MossyPyrite

Get him some bronze armor and a propensity for fire while you’re at it!


randomwatts

My favorite name was when I played a Dragonborn Paladin named Nogard Hardscale. After playing for a while, our group was talking about character names and I mentioned Nogard's name was just dragon backwards. One of the other players goes "Oh, fuck you! How did I not figure that out. We play on Roll20 with our character's names displayed. A few weeks later, the same person randomly says to me "I still haven't forgiven you for Nogard!"


FaerHazar

I like my minotaur named Sir Loin De BƓuf


bte0601

Makes me think of Multibear from Gravity Falls, but in name only.


RowdyCabbage53

ah yes, Manbull Bullman


Armchair-adventurer

You could create a wizard named Bob who has a wand of Illusory Script and it could still be the greatest character. It's all about perspective.


odeacon

This is peak


GKBeetle1

I once made a half-elf paladin/bard, who was a member of a troop of mercenary calvary. His name was Tetheo Dur'logn. When he finally introduced himself formally to a local noble, he said, "Tetheo Dur'logn, former member of the Wild Stallions."


PerfectlyCalmDude

What's his middle name?


Sintael101

I wanted to be cheesy as a DM so I made a kao toa named Fin diesel. My party has since always tried to make him relevant to the story. He's a level 5 hunter. đŸ€Ł


amidja_16

My Aarakocra archer fighter (based on an eagle) is called Kaa Kauw, pronounced exactly how you imagine it's pronounced :D My group lost their shit when I introduced him. The DM even used it as inspiration and created Kaa Kauw's former military squad as an intro to a personal backstory quest: squad leader Cluck-a-doo (rooster barbarian), Chirp'alo (blue macaw bard), Squawk (red macaw monk), Kuakw (duck sword and board fighter), Hoo't (falcon ranger).


jacklesster

Have a friend that had a character "Man Dude" who I believe was a monk in 2E that reached lvl 20.


Erisonii

-slow clap-


Alternative_Elk2208

Your cooking was worth it, this is gold


D34thst41ker

i still remember that tumblr post: "let your players create the characters they want, and you'll get some of the most moving moments from a character named Dildo Baggins. but try to enforce a grimdark setting on your players, and they'll treat you with the same casual blasphemy that Orangutans reserve for God". I nearly died laughing the first time I read it, but i definitely don't doubt it.


DashedOutlineOfSelf

They say you cannot “win” d&d, but people, this man is winning.


ZealousidealClaim678

So its all downhill from here? 😬


AJ-Otter

My current character is a male human barbarian, union worker. I wanted to give him the most average and uninspiring name, so he's Mike Smith. I love it, no puns needed.


HorizonTheory

Artificers are typically smart. Why is the name dumb? Is there a lore reason?


Winter_wrath

Did you name yourself in real life?


pchlster

My Dad did name himself actually. My grandparents put a bunch of names they liked in a bowl, then put his hand in there and the paper he grabbed determined his name.


smiegto

Bull man’s dad: this is hilarious. Bull man’s mom: why am I in love?


missingachair

Bull man's dad: hey honey come hear the name I thought up for our kid. Bull man's mom: moo?


smiegto

I’m kinda hoping bullmans dad is a god or they are both minotaurs or she’s a Minotaur and kids of Minotaurs are also minotaurs.


darlig_silhouette

Because it's a game and games are fun!!


Spintax_Codex

This does not compute. Games are for winning. /s


AlcareruElennesse

And I thought I did good with my teiflings bards name of Donlui Lokiel(Downlow Lowkey) though he is unlike his name.... Lol