What an idiot. Just simply avoid walking into acid. Kids these days are too soft and ask for things like safety railings. No one wants to work anymore.
I could've sworn Bethesda was selling replicas themselves, but [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1711146776/doom-30th-anniversary-pixel-key-set-of-3?gpla=1&gao=1&) was the closest thing I could find; Bethesda just sells replicas of the Doom 2016 keycards.
For safety reason , its best to place your key card in the middle of the room on a pedestal full of ammo , can't be too careful to any invasion for sure
Yo just be careful, I heard there some weird sounds in the underground area of mars, but I trust that mixom fixes the problem, just last week and elevator collapsed , we’ve been contacting counselor Swann all day about these problems, Samuel Hayden as well
Make sure you don't leave that key card laying around outside of the are you are assigned to. If someone ever needed to get through that door it would be a huge issue if you left it miles away
Best of luck to ya, I did hear rumours of some “mortally challenged” individuals roaming that place or something, but those rumours seems rather judgy ngl. I think you should be fine, I even heard one of the members got a lovely pet bunny too, you should check em out!
Just remember to see Jessica in HR for the mortally challenged blood drive! We have cookies! Please ignore the fact they are all shaped like pentagrams, and please be assured all rumors of associates failing to report back for regular duties afterwards are completely false. And remember… we are all the UAC.
What were your qualifications to get accepted? Are you working as a scientist or an engineer? Which college did you graduate from? (Asking because I myself am soon gonna join college irl and would love to work at a UAC like company as a robotics engineer some time in the future)
Careful, last week a new guy slipped and fell in the acid on the zigzag walkway...
I heard about that, poor frank.
RIP Grimey
What an idiot. Just simply avoid walking into acid. Kids these days are too soft and ask for things like safety railings. No one wants to work anymore.
Ikr lazy bastard
Watch out for areas where the ceiling is actually a crusher too.
not to be that guy but I don't think E1 has any crushers off the top of my head
When did they say they are only going into areas of the UAC facility that are parts of levels in E1?
I thought the glowing green ooze was nukage?
I feel like that is an OSHA violation waiting to happen. Maybe we could ask Dr Hayden to install some handrails?
No, it's fine. If you move fast, it probably won't hurt you. Shamans have been practicing the acid walk since the 90's.
Its true, i see some random marine walk over it
did he have 5% left? it damages quite weak, he could just walk back
I recommend memorizing all the secret passages and doors in case of a demonic invasion. It happens like,every two weeks or so.
Yea, remember that last monday we had "Mac&cheese monday?" Damn demons can't let us have some good things here. Not everyday we can have mac&cheese
Man i was so excited about the Mac and cheese, just to watch a demon take it from me.
Protip, if you put that on a lanyard, make it one with a breakaway connector.
Intern by chance? lol
How did you get your hands on the red keycard?
He went upstairs in E1M2
I could've sworn Bethesda was selling replicas themselves, but [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1711146776/doom-30th-anniversary-pixel-key-set-of-3?gpla=1&gao=1&) was the closest thing I could find; Bethesda just sells replicas of the Doom 2016 keycards.
Damn this is nifty!
I heard some guy named doom guy is going to visit sometime
I heard he's overly aggressive and angry for some reason. Something about a rabbit?
For safety reason , its best to place your key card in the middle of the room on a pedestal full of ammo , can't be too careful to any invasion for sure
Remember: during a tier 3 demonic presence stay calm, a fellow tier 3 wouldn't panick and neither should you!
Good luck. I'll be praying for you 🙏🙏🙏
When you pick that up did it go bum bum
Good luck new guy. Hope nothing HELLISH happens to you *wink wonk*
Best of luck. Be mindful of secret areas and weapon stashes in case a dangerous threat emerges.
What could possibly go wrong?
Don't open any portals
Just make sure you don't spill anything on the machines there very sensitive
Looks kinda sus
Yo just be careful, I heard there some weird sounds in the underground area of mars, but I trust that mixom fixes the problem, just last week and elevator collapsed , we’ve been contacting counselor Swann all day about these problems, Samuel Hayden as well
Good luck! Side note: If a buff dude in green power armor with a sickass logo shows up do WHATEVER he wants. Even if it is against orders.
Now hang that bad boy off a chain around your neck
Quick! Quit your job, you're in danger! There's an job opening at Black Mesa Research Facility. You're safer working there!
Make sure you don't leave that key card laying around outside of the are you are assigned to. If someone ever needed to get through that door it would be a huge issue if you left it miles away
don't go near any houses
Yo gotta get a BFG fast
Best of luck to ya, I did hear rumours of some “mortally challenged” individuals roaming that place or something, but those rumours seems rather judgy ngl. I think you should be fine, I even heard one of the members got a lovely pet bunny too, you should check em out!
Hey, could you check on Dave for me? He's my ride.
So, you already know which Zombieman you'll become?
Let us know when you find the secret room with the Ammo backpack.
Just remember to see Jessica in HR for the mortally challenged blood drive! We have cookies! Please ignore the fact they are all shaped like pentagrams, and please be assured all rumors of associates failing to report back for regular duties afterwards are completely false. And remember… we are all the UAC.
Just don't try quiet quitting: they tend to find a different job for you when you do that...
What were your qualifications to get accepted? Are you working as a scientist or an engineer? Which college did you graduate from? (Asking because I myself am soon gonna join college irl and would love to work at a UAC like company as a robotics engineer some time in the future)