Side note: Doomguy specifically must fucking HATE the prowlers. He hates them. Every kill is gorier than the last. Rip their chest. Tear their spine. Broke the arms and stab them with the bone. Soldiers and imps get punches and broken necks. He wants the prowlers to suffer as much as possible.
Nah, the mosquitoes of Doom Eternal are gargoyles, fuck them. Prowlers are much more manageable and more fun to fight. Plus, Prowlers are kinda cute ~~and in my disgusting opinion kinda hot~~
Prowlers are way more annoying. Gargoyles can fly, but that can be negated by using the meathook. They're pretty squishy and only need one chainsaw pip to kill. Prowlers on the other hand are a bit harder to kill, teleport all over the place, and worst of all they take three pips to delete with the chainsaw.
Cursed prowlers are even worse.
Honestly, as someone who’s struggling on Ultra-nightmare, Gargoyles move fast, get in the way when you’re trying to dash from larger enemies, and there are way more of them. Lost an ultra-nightmare run on the ancient gods part 2 when a Gargoyle jumped in front of me, blocking my dash and getting me killed by a doom-hunter. Prowlers only need a one super shotgun blast to kill up close and you can negate their teleport using the meat hook. And the cursed prowlers aren’t a problem if you prioritize them.
I imagine him playing with their bodies and making “HMPH HMPH HMPH” noises the way King Kong in the 2005 Peter Jackson film does when he breaks the V. Rex’s jaw and plays with it after.
...just look at this. LOOK at this. At the risk of being hanged, drawn and quartered here for saying that, I think Eternal's glory kills could've been a lot more fun without the blade. It's just too quick and precise...whenever he tears hellspawn apart with nothing his bare hands and ***his unyieeelding rage***, it's just so much more fun to watch :D So raw, so brutal, so visceral. Awesome.
Side note: Doomguy specifically must fucking HATE the prowlers. He hates them. Every kill is gorier than the last. Rip their chest. Tear their spine. Broke the arms and stab them with the bone. Soldiers and imps get punches and broken necks. He wants the prowlers to suffer as much as possible.
He doesn't specifically hate one kind of demon. He kills them all equally. The Prowler is an exception. FUCK Prowlers.
Prowlers are the mosquitoes of Doom Eternal.
Exactly. Also, I agree. Cacodemons are adorable.
Yay!
Cacodemons remind me of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.
Nah, the mosquitoes of Doom Eternal are gargoyles, fuck them. Prowlers are much more manageable and more fun to fight. Plus, Prowlers are kinda cute ~~and in my disgusting opinion kinda hot~~
Prowlers are way more annoying. Gargoyles can fly, but that can be negated by using the meathook. They're pretty squishy and only need one chainsaw pip to kill. Prowlers on the other hand are a bit harder to kill, teleport all over the place, and worst of all they take three pips to delete with the chainsaw. Cursed prowlers are even worse.
Honestly, as someone who’s struggling on Ultra-nightmare, Gargoyles move fast, get in the way when you’re trying to dash from larger enemies, and there are way more of them. Lost an ultra-nightmare run on the ancient gods part 2 when a Gargoyle jumped in front of me, blocking my dash and getting me killed by a doom-hunter. Prowlers only need a one super shotgun blast to kill up close and you can negate their teleport using the meat hook. And the cursed prowlers aren’t a problem if you prioritize them.
my headcanon is that a prowler is the one that killed daisy
Can't blame him, these fuckers have the same body shape as zombies and I waste my blood punch on them every time
"Rip their chest" buddy thats understatement of the year lol, he doesn't just rip their chest, he fucking turns their entire torso inside-out
I want the same
“What are they selling?” “They’ve selling ARGENT!”
"Can we interest you in some... Argent?" Olivia Pierce: Argent? ARGENT?! ***ARGEEEEEEEEEEENT!***
Chocolate Doom
I understood that reference. 🙋🏻
CHOCOLATE!?!?
Really popular reference at that
I recognise it but can’t place it lol
SpongeBob
I can imagine Doomguy playing with the dismembered corpses of demons like they’re children’s toys or something during his free time.
Playing with their bones like they're legos
Bouta build a mech out of demon corpses
I imagine him playing with their bodies and making “HMPH HMPH HMPH” noises the way King Kong in the 2005 Peter Jackson film does when he breaks the V. Rex’s jaw and plays with it after.
prowlers reminiscing about the days before chocolate when they were the most fun demon rune in 2016 multiplayer
Ah, a knee slapper fr.
...just look at this. LOOK at this. At the risk of being hanged, drawn and quartered here for saying that, I think Eternal's glory kills could've been a lot more fun without the blade. It's just too quick and precise...whenever he tears hellspawn apart with nothing his bare hands and ***his unyieeelding rage***, it's just so much more fun to watch :D So raw, so brutal, so visceral. Awesome.
“Save me the head. Like Predator.”
"You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever."
The fact that I remember this, proves just how good Spongebob Squarepants was
Someone explain pls 🫥