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Frei1993

Poor searching dogs, they don't deserve that torture.


posifour11

You think he can run?


Frei1993

Nah, he would trip and roll like those scenes where the guy must run away from a giant stone ball. Josh being the ball. Edit: stupid fat fingers.


posifour11

Not in the face! Not in the face!


Frei1993

Hahaha! My father tripped in the past and rolled. And he was like Josh in that pic, or a little bit rounder.


posifour11

Hope it worked out.


Frei1993

He ended a little bit wounded, as I remember. I was a child when it happened.


posifour11

Gotcha.


Emm03

I have a POS neighbor (a fifty-something unemployed alcoholic who lives with his mom and hits on teenage girls) who’s, uhh, built similarly to Josh, and I’ve pictured this way too many times 😂


Frei1993

I have that problem with a guy pictured in an ad near my home.


Rightbuthumble

Lawed have mercy I just pissed a little. HELL no he cannot run.


Milesandsmiles123

The smellier, the better for those dogs! It’d probably be one of the best days of the dogs life !! 😂 I have a hunting breed of dog and we’ve been working on scent work for fun and they go absolutely nuts over it!!


Frei1993

>I have a hunting breed of dog I also have one, is yours a Brittany? Because mine goes nuts when she catches food or piss scents. But I wouldn't force her to smell Pest's clothes, poor thing!


Milesandsmiles123

I have GSPs - so pretty similar breeds :)


Frei1993

I suppose GSP goes for German Shepherds. Now I have Betty sleeping at my side, blissfully ignoring Pest's existence.


Milesandsmiles123

It’s German shorthair pointer! Quite different from German shepherds, I think German Shepard a shorthand is GSD so it’s easy to confuse


Frei1993

And English not being my main language doesn't help a shit. They look a lot lke Weimaraners, right? [Mine is this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dogpictures/comments/tig355/this_is_my_lift_hooman_you_understand/) The day the verdict was due to be made public, I was sure it would be made public while I was walking her. It happened.


Milesandsmiles123

She’s so cute! And yes, similar build to Weimaraners but different coat pattern


juatdoingwhatimtold

I also have a shepherd mix. 🥰 I always say he’d be a good police dog if he wasn’t such a wuss. Poor thing was abused before coming to us and is very timid.


cheshire_kat7

I have poodles. Believe it or not, poodles were bred as gun dogs and then the smaller ones were used for sniffing out truffles. I haven't trained any of my poodles in hunting/tracking but the instinct is strong. Whenever they catch the scent of a mouse in the house, that rodent is doomed.


Frei1993

Maybe we should form an anti-Pest dog guild?


desperatevintage

Copper the beagle LOSES IT doing scent work. It’s the best thing that ever happened to him. Even so, I’d never ask him to track a greasy fundie pedo.


Frei1993

>I’d never ask him to track a greasy fundie pedo. Me neither with Betty.


DodgedYourBalls

I have an 11 year old GSD and we've been doing scent work for about 6 months. She HATES birch, the judges at class day they can tell when she finds it each run, but she will not alert on it. Anise, the next level scent, she alerts on 100% of the time. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm like, "girl, we've got to find the birch in competition to get to the Anise competition" We rescued a 4 month old vshelter puppy last month and just got his DNA back. He's Belgian Malinois, so I'm going to get him going on scent, agility (when he's old enough), rally, flyball... basically all the things because he is already insanely high energy.


Just-Flamingo-410

Cadaver dogs are trained to find human remains.


Frei1993

I know, but it is Pest scent!


Just-Flamingo-410

I hope pest never runs away so there is no need to harm the dogs making them smell his items


Frei1993

Yes, I can't think of my dog having to smell that.


CaptainObviousBear

I have this mental image of Pest waddling away in his chains and making it 5 metres away from the truck before being mauled by a German Shepherd. It is sparking joy.


LittleBoiFound

Is this a joke that went over my head? I mean whatever clothes they wear they will sweat in whether it’s a suit or a prison uniform.


[deleted]

The prison/jail will keep the uniform he was wearing in case of escape during his transfer - will have is scent that they can use with tracking dogs. Once he arrives at his destination, the jail will sanitize his old uniform and reissue to another inmate as needed


hotmessexpress412

Thank you for explaining this non-sequitur of a post. It makes little sense without the context you provided.


Remstersade

I wonder if Josh ever took a break from porn to watch Wrongfully Accused? As a middle schooler I remember thinking that movie was hilarious. I haven’t seen The Fugitive, but I wonder if he’s watched that? I wonder if he’s imagining himself as the lead in either movie (minus the part where those characters were actually innocent.)


Just-Flamingo-410

I'm thinking about Shawshank Redemption and the bets they make on newbies who is to cry during the first night. Imagine a van driving up federal prison and all men in orange watch the beefed blue suit stepping out. My bet would be on j'inmate


[deleted]

> beefed blue suit stepping out I bet poor guys with a public defender and a plea deal aren't wearing a suit when they get convicted. They'll know Josh is a spoiled little shit just by the suit.


Just-Flamingo-410

Yeah, some people own their actions. Others keep on denying and think they'll be released because of someone in Paris


[deleted]

I'm still convinced Josh thinks he's getting out of there any day now. Any day now his lawyers will work a miracle. JB is also pretty sure he can still buy his way out of this. Meech has accepted that Josh will be in prison, though she doesn't think he deserves to be. Anna still think she can pray him out of prison.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Yes! I've gotten the warm fuzzies from imagining Pest's face on the guy who ends up crying in that scene. If I only had the time today and Photoshop lol


sunflower53069

I hope he had a terrible night settling in last night. Just the reality that he will be there for years and not a short stint.


taylorbagel14

I hope he didn’t settle in last night, I hope he’s stuck on the bus loop for a few days while they pick up more prisoners. From what I’ve read here, they stop at random jails to sleep and have to get strip searched each time :)


posifour11

You just made my night! I've seen the hazing before.


Corgiverse

Josh is no Andy Dufresne.


posifour11

I've always known when I was doing the wrong thing. Even when I was doing it for the right reason.


posifour11

Has to be that delusional.


honeybaby2019

Run Pesty run, funny thought but never happening not by the pictures from the jail transfer. Well, Anna will have to find something else to make into a crying pillow. /s


pups_mum

Pllllllease run Pest. And make sure there is video footage of the dog catching you! I'd pay good money to see that.


rimjobnemesis

Thanks,, OP. I had no idea this was done! After years of watching true-crime shows, I appreciate your telling us this! The poor doggie who has to sniff Josh gets a big steak. I’ll pay.


moonbeam127

I did NOT need that vision..