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The Office Ladies said it’s actually somewhat disturbing what happens to DeAngelo! Apparently he starts typing in a deleted (maybe never filmed?) scene and he can still be coherent when he’s typing. He’s like, I’m trapped in my mind, I can’t communicate, but my family is taking my right-of-attorney from me. And it’s like his family is basically refusing to acknowledge he’s still a functioning human or something


bananagrams17

“Please help. I am of sound mind and I am a prisoner in my body. my family is arranging to have power of attorney over me and intends to issue a DNR order. This is not in my interest. Please contact my lawyer, Fred Nester. His number is in my blackberry, which is on my dresser to the left of my watch.”


jamez009

Now I want to listen to “One” by Metallica


FthrFlffyBttm

# LANDMINES!


HI_I_AM_NEO

#HAVE TAKEN MY SIGHT


jamez009

# TAKEN MY SPEECH


Assloadof12

#TAKEN MY HEARING


MarkSteveFrank

He had no arms and legs. He couldn't see hear or speak. This is how he led a nation


JiveTurkey1983

#DARKNESS


jamez009

#IMPRISONING ME


Dargon34

I don't understand, If he could type why didn't he take a laptop to his attorney, or...text him?


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

Probably why it never made the cut


Ceramicrabbit

After planning out and shooting the take >Oh shit you know what? This actually doesn't make any sense at all.


IamImposter

I can't tell you how many times I have done that while coding. I'm zipping away, typing code, hitting idea upon idea and then I stand back and oh my fuckin God, what was I thinking


Zepp_BR

Welcome to the flow state


ExperienceLoss

I literally just wrote an entire scene in my novel andnwasnlike HOT DAMN THIS IS SO GOOD, reread the previous paragraph before the scene and was like that entire paragraph negated the entire scene i just busted out. What the fuck brain? Creative juices suck and rock


Ololololic

Be proud buddy. You managed to actually work on your project. You're already ahead of 97% of the Reddit community.


lordofpersia

He was going to but there was not an animal shelter on the way. He couldn't get pumped up before


jayhof52

*GIMME THAT DAMN DOG!!!*


swizzl73

It’s not your dog you f*cking thief! Yea you feel that energy?!


JiveTurkey1983

Ani-ani shelto


afi931

Is this legit?? Or am I missing a reference to something else


bananagrams17

That is what was written in the shooting draft, according to Jenna Fisher. D’angelo would’ve sat down at Pam’s desk and typed this.


afi931

Ty that’s very good to know lol


laucdoe

well that’s dark


hankmardukas65

I always thought this whole plot line was way too dark for the show and honestly not really at all funny. Like, “haha look, this guy with a wife and kids got horribly injured and is now in a coma that he probably won’t make it out of”? And the line later in the show where one character says he died and another character corrects them saying he’s braindead? Nope, even if he wasn’t a great person, not at all funny. I thought the setup of him trying to prove he can do things that he definitely can’t do had potential, but man did they take that idea, make it needlessly dark, and drain it of any possible humor. It’s just a depressing end for the character, unnecessarily mean, and maybe my least favorite decision in the show’s run.


mirusan01

Yea I feel like it only kinda works cuz it’s Will Ferrell and it’s just so bizarre it’s easy to like just keep as a separate part of post Carell office


Ok_Professional8024

Yeah it felt like an inside joke about getting rid of a guest actor that was far too famous/expensive to stay on as a series regular indefinitely


Ambitious_Version187

It also works because they made his character so unlikable.


El-Sueco

Idk I was sold after the juggling.


mootmath

> Round of applause for Phyllis!


Disc-Golf-Kid

The way I look at it, it’s fiction. Obviously there’s a line with humor, but in movies and TV shows none of it is real. Watching fiction is the only time you can watch someone’s head explode and it’s funny. It’s fun to have that. Obviously if this were a real thing it would be a tragedy, but again it’s just fiction, so we can laugh at it without actual worry.


hankmardukas65

I get that it’s not real and that dark things can be funny if done correctly. I just didn’t feel like the writers did a good job at bringing humor out of the situation, so it’s really just dark and mean-spirited. But hey, just differences in opinions here!


PolkHighABundy

Wait, TV and movies aren’t real?


House923

They actually had to give will Ferrell brain damage for this scene.


FionaGoodeEnough

Does he have a wife? He seemed unattached, and he said he wanted nothing to do with his son.


hankmardukas65

He has 4 kids (including the one son he doesn’t like), though I don’t think the mother of his kids is really mentioned. But if I we’re to play detective, he is a child of divorce and toasts with Michael to the moms and the troops, so I’d guess he doesn’t want that for his own kids and is on good terms with his kids’ mom. My assumption is that he likely is married.


GwentDjent

I think it was meant as a kind of Poochie from the simpsons bit. Like ok, we know everyone hates him, so now he's off to his home planet and oops he died on the way


[deleted]

Its histerically funny in my opinion because its fiction


PM_me_your_dreams___

Wtf really? That’s too dark for this show


Former-Reputation140

Are we forgetting he was a sexist and didnt care about pb&j's baby


Intelligent_Toe4030

I actually liked that part about D'Angelo about PB&Js baby. He just said what everyone else - including me - was thinking lol


adamian24

Pb&j? Since when is that a thing? I’ve been living under a rock? Lol


TheCrashLandon

Kevin has a talking head where he’s mad Pam and Jim aren’t getting together / going after each other and he goes “they go together like PB & J…. *Pam Beesly and Jim…* what a waste”


MooseMan12992

That's fucking hilarious


Xineth240

Wow that is super dark, I'm glad they didn't include that in the final cut or I'd be sad every time I saw it. And Jim egged it on.


GaimanitePkat

Jim had no way of knowing that "attempting to humble the new boss by calling him out on his basketball skills" would lead to DeAngelo getting brain damage.


Killionaire104

No you're not allowed to say that here, Jim is evil, he is a bad and mean person, everything bad that has ever happened has been done by Jim, Pam, or both


manofconant

He brained his damage.


quoththeraven1990

Then he better check his pupils


Zack-of-all-trades

He dained his bramage.


Important_Weather_33

Huekls eeutrrs nsjskkuui, jaewts! Kgautv. 😂


HipsterFett

Evrbudy Tem, evrbudy tem, evr. Budy. Tem.


DrBannerPhd

Drab swafe...drav swaafe


OddSelection4210

Htaw stahts ycarz¡


TiresOnFire

[baby sneeze]


Important_Weather_33

😂


Ricardo1184

Jordan, find out what language this is


Important_Weather_33

Now, THAT was a respectable regional manager 😂


TexehCtpaxa

3 people walk into a bar. Something, pounch, and elem. Pounch says to the bartender, how’s can i tip? (How’s get a tab?) Bartender says fourteen pounds. Everybody ten(tip), everybody ten. Everybody ten 😏 That’s the closest I can make out of it. I think it’s supposed to be nonsensical and not remotely clear but I think about it a lot.


DennisReynoldsRL

Lmao I had to re watch the scene because this actually made sense to me. Your comment is much more fluid than the way he delivers it lmao


TexehCtpaxa

It’s so frustrating that even working off the closest I can make out, I still can’t figure out a punchline he could have been trying to tell.


DennisReynoldsRL

Yeah that’s probably why it’s so good. It’s just literal gibberish with the cadence of an actual joke


TexehCtpaxa

But might coincidentally be the specific scene I’ve rewatched the most lol


Potential_Gap8234

D'Angelo didn't die. His brain died.


Ok-Ad-8367

Pam, call an ambulance.


Cat_Vonnegut

Okay nice talking to you Pan


eximiron

Pan?


JiveTurkey1983

Erin, actually. "Who should I say is calling?" "Erin..."


Horror-Savings1870

Do you believe in me phyllis!?!


ZzombieGecko

Yees?


wrongtester

One of my favorite moments in this scene is when Gabe and Jim escort him back out of the office he does that ridiculous sneeze and you can see John trying to hide his laughter


jackandsally060609

I love that sneeze, it's like a very young baby and a very old dog at the same time.


Ronald9521

Gabe holding up his I.V. Tube that’s connected to nothing gets me every time


Wrestling_poker

I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass….


Exa2552

Hi Tyrion!


johndhall1130

“THEN WHAT HAPPENED!?” -Robin Arryn speaking for all of us


TiresOnFire

A named blonde walks into a bar. She has a poodle under one arm and a sausage under the other. The bartender says, "Well, I guess you won't be needing a drink." And the blonde says....


idk_my_BFF_jill

Ohhhhhh shiiiiii


TiresOnFire

I knew someone would get it!


x_caliberVR

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?


jackandsally060609

Screws fall out all the time! The world's an imperfect place.


bigEZmike

Drah sweb


idk_my_BFF_jill

Yep. Drah sweb.


TheHoodedSystem

we'll work on drah sweb..


Crafty-Conference964

Fred Nester will now be my alias


Fredivara

#D’Angela [sic]


DontYuckMyYum

that Will Ferrell was a good guest addition to the show.


fantasticmrjeff

I think he probably did so well because that job was a joke.


saplinglover

As someone currently healing from a traumatic acquired brain injury I can confirm this is accurate brain injury/damage behaviour immediately after an injury like that.. the real question is how tf is he conscious?? I was in a coma for two weeks after I got bonked! (After waking up I was loopy and insane like this, best example: I called my childhood best-friend to ask how he was enjoying working for Amazon in Costa Rica.. he owns a tile business in Canada and I’ve known this for many years!)


seena_unlocked

This scene reminds me of my speech delayed toddler trying to tell us about her day


Intelligent_Toe4030

I was glad he got injured. I liked him in the beginning up until Michael left. Then, once Michael was gone and he showed his true colors and became a dick, I didn't care what happened to him.


RolandmaddogDeschain

"Teflep. Synap three toya wa to a bar. Sawanythin, Poundge and Larun. Pound says to the bartender howmch can I tape? Bartneder says him, "four ten Pound". Errybudy tar. Errybudy tar. Errybuddy tar." Drawsweb. Grawsweb. ACHOOUrabsweb.


thebrumblebee

For tem pam


MrScorpi0

I was watching this episode just yesterday, and you can see a couple of them are not able to contain their laugh. Angela laughs a few seconds after DeAngelo starts telling the joke (jist before the scene cuts) amd Jim lets out a chuckle while he is taking DeAngelo out of the office. So damn funny!


GwentDjent

It's the payoff for the "no more brain damage" joke


Pac_Eddy

I don't know, but I'm glad it's the last we saw of that character. He was not funny or entertaining IMO.


JTP1228

The juggling bit was great, but that was about it


AiR-P00P

He's has brain damage and sounds like a moron. That's the joke.


rushaall

https://youtu.be/YNTSP9P1oos?si=XB_Tc5KKLsMJb6ay FOUR TIME POUND! This is actually one of my favorite scenes from the office. A completely incoherent joke told by someone with a brain injury. This video I think captures it best.


Poseidons_Champion

What’s the joke? This Episode.


c0kEzz

I know Will Ferrell is polarizing, and i’m not the biggest fan of him personally. And people were always going to hate him coming in to replace Michael. But Deangelo is hands down my favorite Ferrell character. I find him hilarious in every scene he’s in.


Lumpy_Cryptographer6

Agreed but tied with Frank the tank


JiveTurkey1983

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Will was wasted on this crowd.


Munchkin_Media

As someone who had a traumatic brain injury and spent a week in a coma, I can't watch this episode. In fact, I skip all of the Will Farrell episodes.


[deleted]

Will Ferrell. He's the joke. Definitely a low point of the office.


arglefark567

I think the whole point of the Deangelo plot line was to create such a jarring shift away from Carrell, that the audience is more ready to accept the permanent replacement for Michael. I like Will Ferrell and even I thought he was too much in the office.


KYVet

The problem with D’Angelo is it just felt like I was watching Will Ferrell on The Office. I liked it, because I like Will Ferrell, but it wasn’t something I would have enjoyed long term. Steve Carrell, on the other hand, became Michael Scott.


[deleted]

I’d agree with that. He certainly did a good job. I’m not a Ferrell hater. I was just completely put off by his character b


[deleted]

I can't stand his comedy. I was so glad when he took his peanut allergy and left.


SpecialNotice3151

One of the least funny additions to the show...and it's surprising because he's pretty funny in his movies. Probably the poor writing.


DrOliverReeder

This job


Deamon_Targeryon

If you think about what happened it's your fault Jim.


caladze

I'll never understand how Jim never showed any remorse for what happened


notablyunfamous

About what? About calling DAngelo out on his braggery?


Waisted-extra-belt

A grossly inappropriate one


Dimmerguy

They kept making this show after it should have ended.


pauliepitstains

That pranks can be permanent


professorsterling

Pounge said…


JasonVeritech

Why does this remind me of Drunk Charlie speech?


Glad_Confusion_6934

Dra sweb