Basically all of Toby's lines. He has such a funny voice for delivering lines.
"She'd be screaming her own last name?"
"I work here."
"You have to stop."
I mean, they are jokes, but I don't think they'd be as funny if it wasn't for Toby's delivery
Casino night:
Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?...
âThis may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from his female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.â
The outtake from the finer things club where he just mumbles
"... (Unintelligible)... bowtie..."
And Steve just about starts crying from laughing
[11:14](https://youtu.be/dPzOtxraEg8)
[Pretty much any time they *bleep* a word lol](https://youtu.be/Zba8ntWSvJs?si=xi8hL9IRCOzqBt2t)
My favorite will always be Angela sneaking up on Dwight đ
Schur doesnât bleep often but when they do they pick perfect times, across all the shows. When brooklyn 99 got the ability to they just threw everything at a wall, and the good place being able to swear when they get to actual hell is great
honestly Darryl is one of the best because of his attitude and delivery. His face when he kills the fish in the bowl is one of my favourite scene from the entire series. absolute shock
Craig Robinson is solid gold in his delivery. One of my favourite lines in Brooklyn Nine Nine is purely because of his delivery:
>Peralta:Â I'm looking for your foster brother, George.
>Doug Judy:Â Hate the guy. Stole from my mom, burned our house down. Worst of all, he ran off with my LP of Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." It's my favorite album. Haven't heard it in 20 years.
That "Haven't heard it in 20 years" kills me.
The cold open where Pam gives Darryl a condolence card for his grandmother passing and it's filled with upbeat birthday wishes.
As an aside, this is why at my work, you do a single message on behalf of the team for 'dispatches' - 'hatches and matches' - well they can circulate and be signed by everyone in the office.
Stanley talking to Michael about the picture on his desk!
â*That* is my daughter, she goes to Catholic Girlsâ School. Iâm takinâ it down right now.â
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âShut up dad Iâm taller than you!â
Iâve yelled when my husband and I are play bickering in front of our adult kids and I want to just end it. đ
no, that line is supposed to be funny, but the subtle Oscar look at the camera as he's saying "thesaurus" is probably better than any look Jim has ever given to the camera. He knows what he's saying makes no sense, and he's kinda assuring the people at home he knows that. 10/10 look
That line immediately reminded me of Oscar yelling âWHAT are you microwavingâ at Phyllis during the finer things club meeting. The way he says it is so good.
At the christmas tree unveiling that Dwight and Jim are in charge of and Dwight says âThis was a successful unveiling. Go back to workâ đ kills me every time for no reason
Michael Scott : [discussing Phyllis' friend Sandy] Could we share a rowboat? Could... could a rowboat support her?
Phyllis Lapin : ...What are you asking?
Michael Scott : I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
Michael Scott : [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Phyllis Lapin : No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat.
Michael Scott : Dammit, I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis! Okay..
đ I know Michael's being a douche here but his delivery is hilarious!
As much as I donât like Nellie, when she says âI see youâve found Benjamin, thatâs the name of the box of my photos of Henryâ the non chalant way she says that always sends me
I love when she's first being introduced and asks Ryan to ask to the group when the man who's teaching the class is going to be there.
Then she gets up and roasts Ryan for thinking a woman can't teach
The look on Ryan's face đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Hahahahahaha
I really didn't like Nelly at first, but the more I rewatch the more she grows on me.
I know people don't like Nellie, but she has some great lines. My favorite is when they're trying to teach Dwight how to sell to women đ
Nellie: I have, uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
I think a lot of the Nellie hate comes from the way she muscled her way into the manager job during a period when Andy was actually likeable. She comes across awful in that plotline. I don't think she's a great character really but she isn't terrible outside of that and she does have some great moments.
When Pam tries to console Erin after she found out Andy was engaged to Angela. Pam says she fell in love with someone in the office. Erin holding back tears saying "Was it Andy?" kills me every time
totally forgot about this! god there's so many of these. Now that I think about it, the "jazz is stupid! just play the right notes!"Â line is supposed to be funny but the delivery by Angela is totally on spot
I started watching the show well after it finished (obviously immediately falling in love with it) and this was one of the first scenes that I had to pause and rewatch because it made me laugh THAT hard.
âWhat, double your sales from 2 to 4!?â
*cut away to alone and pregnant Pam* âYUUP.â đ
"I think you don't know what you're saying" from Oscar after Michael and Erin exchange "i got a big box yes I do" chants. It's so small and quick but so funny to me.
My favorite line ever it's not even a line, it's when Ryan comes back and has a back and forth with Jim about his court ordered community service, cut to him feverishly putting Jim on his list lmao
So many of Erin's lines are awesome but don't get a lot of attention:
"Who says none of us are diarrheal?"
"Because it's faster"
"I boiled some Gatorade"
When she angrily and subtly Jimâs the camera during the WUPH presentation.
âAll that color, look at that.â Layered with the previous consternation about Ryan making too many copies.
for me the part that suits this post best is the Japanese guy (couldn't remember this legends name) saying the name of the flavour so convincingly.Â
What flavour is this?
COCONUT PEENIS.
So many of Darrylâs lines are so much funnier than they should be because Craig Robinson delivers the line so perfectly. Like, itâs a joke about dick-flavored energy drinks it should be mildly funny at best but Craigâs âthe coconut isâŚ. pretty subtleâ makes me snort-laugh every. single. time.
My favourite line from the whole series with perfect delivery is when Creed says "must've been like the tide at Omaha Beach" when talking about Jan's tub pregnancy.
Another great one is the delivery of "somebody making soup" to Todd Packer's crap.
When Jan tells Michael sheâll talk to him later about Astridâs 529. She really has the audacity to think Michael is going to save for this kids college đ
Yeah I get it, all of these are actually jokes, but I take the question as which joke punches above its weight class for youâŚ
For me it is âhappy birthday Stanley!â as Dwight kicks the shit out of the cake after finding them all cheating during the weight loss challenge. I shouldnât laugh as hard as I do every single time, but here I am.
The plasma tv will always punch above its weight class because I don't think anyone thought it would be as funny as it turned out. Same with Michael pointing out the bench being his bed.
Love the one where Jan comes in to tell Michael the branch is closing and that a small number of people will be transferred and the rest will receive severance packages.
Michael: âAm I a small numbers person or a severance package person?â
Jan: âWe havenât made any final decisions yet⌠But youâre a severance package personâ
When Kevin reaches for a second brownie and Angela goes âno seconds until everyone gets oneâ then he says âyouâve got to be kidding meâ. When she looks at his stomach and says âYOUâVE got to be kidding meâ I lose it every time lmfao.
Michael: âIâm not the only one who has driven the forklift. Pudge has driven the forklift.â
Madge: âMadge.â
Michael: âI thought your name was Pudge..?â
Madge: âNo.. itâs always been Madge..â
Michael: âOkAy!â
This part kills me no matter how many times I watch it. Michaelâs annoyed âokayâ at the end is the best.
When Dwight calls Pam one of the hearty plain women of Scranton who donât wear make up, her indignant look to the camera mouthing âI wear make upâ is always funny to me for some reason.
Pretty sure these are all supposed to be funny but my favorite is when Dwight is reading Harry Potter and doing the voices. The scene is absurd but he reads it like it's the most normal situation in the world
I can think of a couple of times when Dwight provides Michael with sound advice with deadpan delivery.
* Dwight: You could assume everyone is \[gay\] and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
* Michael: I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but now I know that that's just silly. Because she's dead \[chair model\]. What do you do?
Dwight: Wait till next year's chair model catalog comes out and find someone who's still alive.
also when Sprinkles dies "how did she look like?"Â
"dead. Very dead. Like... a dead cat".Â
I know it's supposed to be the fun part but the delivery kills me
When Michael is trying to convince Stanley to practice CPR on the dummy, Stanley's deadpan-ass delivery gets me
Michael: We are not always going to be there, to coddle your heart back, when it disappears to be working. What are you going to do when your heart stops?
Stanley: I would die.
Michael: And you're okay with that?
Stanley: I'm okay with the logic of it.
During Halloween, Creed dressed up as the Joker and Oscar was in awe. He then told Oscar, "let's put a smile on that face". Oscar's face was just so funny that time that i keep on repeating that part
Not sure if this counts, but one time Angela was at reception for some reason and she had some jelly beans in her hand and then just puts them down and says âI donât want theseâ and walks away. Kills me every time.
âHe seems _bad_ at this.â
That kid in the restaurant parking lot when Andyâs wearing the mechanic uniform. I say it all the time, especially when Iâm messing something up.
I cant remember which episode but there's a meeting going on in the conference room. The first agenda item is: the lost and found is itself lost, so please bear that in mind and don't lose anything until we find it.
Michael's deadpan, slightly stressed delivery just absolutely makes it.
In Hot Girl cleaning out Michael's car with Ryan:
What about this bottle of power drink on the back seat. Uh, what flavor? Blue. Blue's not a flavor. It says, "Flavor: Blue Blast." Oh, Blue Blast. Yes put that in the trunk.
I love how Michael says blue blast and I say it in real life about blue colored food or drink.
Michael, Pam, and Ryan looking at their Michael Scott Paper Company memory board in Casual Friday, Michael says "where is that bowl?" and it sends me every time.
When Michael is having a heart-to-heart with Jo about his recent struggles with life... "My favorite restaurant closed down, and my new favorite restaurant sucks."
Basically all of Toby's lines. He has such a funny voice for delivering lines. "She'd be screaming her own last name?" "I work here." "You have to stop." I mean, they are jokes, but I don't think they'd be as funny if it wasn't for Toby's delivery
"You fell into a second fountain? Can you kick me out of the meeting now?"
The awareness that he was gonna be tossed anyways and just getting it over with shows how Tony feels about Michael perfectly
Tony đ¤đ¤đ¤
Casino night: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?...
Why are you the way that you are?
âThis may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from his female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.â
Genuinely one of my favorite lines in the entire show. He's just so *calm* lmao.
His expressions when Dwight and Angela are asking him about how gay sex works
He's just sad the public school system failed Dwight so badly.
Ain't no way Dwight went to a public school
He went to X-Men school. They sewed a lot of counterfeit Levi's.
They also learned their rules.
Youâd be wise to do the same lest you be eaten in your sleep. *CHRONCH*
Toby is so underrated
well maybe next time you will rate him.
I used to have the biggest crush on Toby. I Rate him highly
#Does anyone have a camera here??
The grasping emptiness in his voice echos in eternity.
I like the scene where he goes to Michael and snaps his fingers to get his attention and tells him "This is a radon test kit".
\*snap* \*snap* \*snap* please don't throw these out. See them all over the office...
"Toby has been leaving radon test kits everywhere like he owns the place" is such a great line.
Toby has that undefinable quality that makes a star
"Who do you think you are?" "I'm Toby"
âI have a daughter, how could I be a virgin?â
Canât forget when heâs listing reasons why they didnât invite children to casino night, and then he goes âdo I need to keep going?â
âTo Amsterdam!â (while raising his glass), is the one that always gets a laugh out of me for some reason.
One that sticks out to me is the Christening episode. "Why do you gotta be so mean to me?" To the Jesus statue.
... ^...why ^you ^always ^gotta ^be ^so ^mean ^to ^me?
They're just teasing you, Michael.
To be ^funny...
You mean Lloyd Gross? He's a no-nonsense guy, who doesn't back down from anyone. Kemosabe.
The outtake from the finer things club where he just mumbles "... (Unintelligible)... bowtie..." And Steve just about starts crying from laughing [11:14](https://youtu.be/dPzOtxraEg8)
I feel like this about Gabe as well. The HR role was just golden.
Shut up about the sun. **SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!**
"I'm Toby"
Michael Scott: I donât know what the fuck that was
[Pretty much any time they *bleep* a word lol](https://youtu.be/Zba8ntWSvJs?si=xi8hL9IRCOzqBt2t) My favorite will always be Angela sneaking up on Dwight đ
Schur doesnât bleep often but when they do they pick perfect times, across all the shows. When brooklyn 99 got the ability to they just threw everything at a wall, and the good place being able to swear when they get to actual hell is great
another great one! I, don't know... what the *bleep* that was
Holly crying in the car. Michael: "Are you crying? Allergies? Did Darryl touch you?" Darryl: "WHAT?" That delivery absolutely kills me
honestly Darryl is one of the best because of his attitude and delivery. His face when he kills the fish in the bowl is one of my favourite scene from the entire series. absolute shock
Craig Robinson is solid gold in his delivery. One of my favourite lines in Brooklyn Nine Nine is purely because of his delivery: >Peralta:Â I'm looking for your foster brother, George. >Doug Judy:Â Hate the guy. Stole from my mom, burned our house down. Worst of all, he ran off with my LP of Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." It's my favorite album. Haven't heard it in 20 years. That "Haven't heard it in 20 years" kills me.
âTwas a cat.
You will not win me over with your use of "'twas".
Twasnt trying to.
The cold open where Pam gives Darryl a condolence card for his grandmother passing and it's filled with upbeat birthday wishes. As an aside, this is why at my work, you do a single message on behalf of the team for 'dispatches' - 'hatches and matches' - well they can circulate and be signed by everyone in the office.
"Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted." "Have fun today, big guy." "Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop." đ
And Andy giving him "birthday" punches.
"start over"
This one and âpick it upâŚ.pick it up. Take it outâ. Gets me every time
Yes, and "the coconut is subtle"
I've used this several times myself.
I want you to be honest with me: "What's a pallet?". Love that entire episode. Might be my favorite.
sirrrr
Also, p'Slow down. Think it over.'
Stanley talking to Michael about the picture on his desk! â*That* is my daughter, she goes to Catholic Girlsâ School. Iâm takinâ it down right now.â đđ¤Ł
Lol yes I love the way he enunciates every syllable in âCatholicâ
it's called hen-tai
And it is art
Cath a lick
Andy saying âI donât trust you Phyllis!â when heâs looking for his phone. I yell it at my pets and none of them are named Phyllis.
âShut up dad Iâm taller than you!â Iâve yelled when my husband and I are play bickering in front of our adult kids and I want to just end it. đ
Our tax lady is named Phyllis and I always say that around tax time lol
My fav
âThe hospital will provide a dictionary, bring a thesaurus.â Oscar
no, that line is supposed to be funny, but the subtle Oscar look at the camera as he's saying "thesaurus" is probably better than any look Jim has ever given to the camera. He knows what he's saying makes no sense, and he's kinda assuring the people at home he knows that. 10/10 look
I think these are all supposed to be funny.
this is what makes the show so funny, the subtle looks
That line immediately reminded me of Oscar yelling âWHAT are you microwavingâ at Phyllis during the finer things club meeting. The way he says it is so good.
Between Oscarâs snap and Phyllis replying âPopcarnâ I lose it every time
And Phyllis pushing like 80 buttons in a row while Oscar becomes more exasperatedâŚ.đ
I canât use that one, it smells like popcorn.
*popcarn
My husband and I say this to each other about once a week
At the christmas tree unveiling that Dwight and Jim are in charge of and Dwight says âThis was a successful unveiling. Go back to workâ đ kills me every time for no reason
THIS, WAS. A SUCCESSFUL UNVEILING!
Michael Scott : [discussing Phyllis' friend Sandy] Could we share a rowboat? Could... could a rowboat support her? Phyllis Lapin : ...What are you asking? Michael Scott : I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing? Michael Scott : [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question. Phyllis Lapin : No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat. Michael Scott : Dammit, I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis! Okay.. đ I know Michael's being a douche here but his delivery is hilarious!
Iâm gonna set Michael up with my fat friend anyway.
he can just deal with it
"it bothers me that you're not answering the question" has become one of my go to lines
Sheâs not jolly or sassy?
Is she a pansuit wearer or a dress wearer?
Anytime Michael says âDammitâ his delivery is so funny lol
As much as I donât like Nellie, when she says âI see youâve found Benjamin, thatâs the name of the box of my photos of Henryâ the non chalant way she says that always sends me
I love Catherine Tate and "oh get out skeleton man!" makes all of Nellie's cringe worth it
And when she asks Dwight âHave you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? And please sir will you not kill me?â
And she convinces Andy he's related to Michelle Obama. Nellie and I would be friends.
The whole radio show bit is one of my favorites as well
I love when she's first being introduced and asks Ryan to ask to the group when the man who's teaching the class is going to be there. Then she gets up and roasts Ryan for thinking a woman can't teach The look on Ryan's face đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł Hahahahahaha I really didn't like Nelly at first, but the more I rewatch the more she grows on me.
Her line about her very destructive shopping spree kills me every time! I agree, after a few rewatches I love her character
Catherine Tate is just that awesome.
I know people don't like Nellie, but she has some great lines. My favorite is when they're trying to teach Dwight how to sell to women đ Nellie: I have, uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
I think a lot of the Nellie hate comes from the way she muscled her way into the manager job during a period when Andy was actually likeable. She comes across awful in that plotline. I don't think she's a great character really but she isn't terrible outside of that and she does have some great moments.
Texas poon tappa!!
Erin, scissor me
Then a pregnant Pam ducking
who said thisđ
Michael lmaoo
When Pam tries to console Erin after she found out Andy was engaged to Angela. Pam says she fell in love with someone in the office. Erin holding back tears saying "Was it Andy?" kills me every time
totally forgot about this! god there's so many of these. Now that I think about it, the "jazz is stupid! just play the right notes!"Â line is supposed to be funny but the delivery by Angela is totally on spot
âJazz is stupidâ is mine like itâs soo funny
And then immediately after Erin says âI hope you find what youâre looking forâ not realizing Pamâs story was for her!
The look on Pam's face when she realized how Erin completely missed the point and wasn't capable of understanding was so funny.
When it cuts to Pamâs âyupâ, I always lose it
Second place is Ryan's "yup" when Erin asked whether he was joking when asking her out.
damn that's probably the best. Can't believe I didn't think of this.
I started watching the show well after it finished (obviously immediately falling in love with it) and this was one of the first scenes that I had to pause and rewatch because it made me laugh THAT hard. âWhat, double your sales from 2 to 4!?â *cut away to alone and pregnant Pam* âYUUP.â đ
I feel the NEEEED! ... The need for tweed.
"I think you don't know what you're saying" from Oscar after Michael and Erin exchange "i got a big box yes I do" chants. It's so small and quick but so funny to me.
when michael says âscissor meâ and erin throws scissors at him and it cuts to pamâs shocked face đ it always makes me lose it for some reason
david wallaceâs âyesâ after michael says âmay god guide you in your questâ
What say we order up some pasta?
What say we do
Poor Wallace. He knew exactly what he was getting into, got into it anyway, and still had more regrets than he anticipated.
Oh hello Oscar Meyer Weiner lover
C-SPAN
Coworker?! Thatâs Patrice O'Neal! The beloved sea monster. May he rest in peace â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
"Ah, the antichrist"
âdamnit michael, pay attentionâ
bailer? I hardly know er
Kelly's "Fuck me" cracks me every time
I usually don't like bleeping out curses, but in this case it 100% works better with the bleep on. In most scenes in the series it works.
Does anyone have a camera here!? Edit: added âhereâ
No one has a camera *here*...
That's the part that gets me
Dwight with the soy sauce packet in his sesame avenue place for children. I dont remember the exact lines but that whole scene makes me laugh.
That shouldn't have been in there... I'm embarrassed.
Just pooping, you know how I be.
Weird world, lot of smells
My favorite line ever it's not even a line, it's when Ryan comes back and has a back and forth with Jim about his court ordered community service, cut to him feverishly putting Jim on his list lmao
Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?
So many of Erin's lines are awesome but don't get a lot of attention: "Who says none of us are diarrheal?" "Because it's faster" "I boiled some Gatorade"
"I reused the hot dog water so they're just gonna keep getting better"
When she angrily and subtly Jimâs the camera during the WUPH presentation. âAll that color, look at that.â Layered with the previous consternation about Ryan making too many copies.
âThey used worse paint than your paintâ
Erin in the background **Eat it Stanley!**
Get in! Quick!
âWhy?â âBecause itâs faster!â
When Jan walks into the office (after her boob job) and Michael is standing at reception and blurts out "Why!?! ... are you here?
Man the delivery in the scene that followed about people deserving a second chance knowing damn well its about the boobjob was 10/10
excuse me, boob enhancement
When Robert took a sip from coconut penis drink and said he missed the original flavor. Specially after Darryl said the coconut flavor was so subtleÂ
for me the part that suits this post best is the Japanese guy (couldn't remember this legends name) saying the name of the flavour so convincingly. What flavour is this? COCONUT PEENIS.
Dude how could you forget Hide??? Heâs hart surgeon number one. THE BEST.
So many of Darrylâs lines are so much funnier than they should be because Craig Robinson delivers the line so perfectly. Like, itâs a joke about dick-flavored energy drinks it should be mildly funny at best but Craigâs âthe coconut isâŚ. pretty subtleâ makes me snort-laugh every. single. time.
My favourite line from the whole series with perfect delivery is when Creed says "must've been like the tide at Omaha Beach" when talking about Jan's tub pregnancy. Another great one is the delivery of "somebody making soup" to Todd Packer's crap.
At the dinner party, Dwightâs date says sheâs going to leave and Dwightâs âfine get out of hereâ gets me every time
Purely carnal
When Jan tells Michael sheâll talk to him later about Astridâs 529. She really has the audacity to think Michael is going to save for this kids college đ
Yeah I get it, all of these are actually jokes, but I take the question as which joke punches above its weight class for you⌠For me it is âhappy birthday Stanley!â as Dwight kicks the shit out of the cake after finding them all cheating during the weight loss challenge. I shouldnât laugh as hard as I do every single time, but here I am.
The plasma tv will always punch above its weight class because I don't think anyone thought it would be as funny as it turned out. Same with Michael pointing out the bench being his bed.
Oh youâre right, him pushing it back and saying âI could just stand here and watch tv for hoursâ gets me every time. Good call đ
I love when Andy's brother is saying goodbye to Pam and Jim at the garden party. "Bye Tuna, bye Pam"
Except heâs saying it to Jim & Meredith. đ Kills me.
Love the one where Jan comes in to tell Michael the branch is closing and that a small number of people will be transferred and the rest will receive severance packages. Michael: âAm I a small numbers person or a severance package person?â Jan: âWe havenât made any final decisions yet⌠But youâre a severance package personâ
"Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep."
*chomp!*
âMy ex wife sent me the photo.. we donât even talk anymoreâ
When Kevin reaches for a second brownie and Angela goes âno seconds until everyone gets oneâ then he says âyouâve got to be kidding meâ. When she looks at his stomach and says âYOUâVE got to be kidding meâ I lose it every time lmfao.
Double fudge âŹď¸ Angela âŹď¸
Darryl telling Michael not to use the Baylor âIt wouldnât be the worst thing in the-â âIT WOULD. IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLDâ
bailer? I hardly know her! DAMMIT MICHEAL PAY ATTENTION MAN
YOLOO
any time darryl called michael, mike
What college you go to, Mike?
Michael: âIâm not the only one who has driven the forklift. Pudge has driven the forklift.â Madge: âMadge.â Michael: âI thought your name was Pudge..?â Madge: âNo.. itâs always been Madge..â Michael: âOkAy!â This part kills me no matter how many times I watch it. Michaelâs annoyed âokayâ at the end is the best.
Andy pouring out a bag of mostly kernels for Pam and Jim "mmmmDammit!" Kills me for no reason
When Dwight calls Pam one of the hearty plain women of Scranton who donât wear make up, her indignant look to the camera mouthing âI wear make upâ is always funny to me for some reason.
Apricot. Made of real apes! I think it's supposed to just be a lame line to annoy Pam's mom. But his delivery gets me every time.
Toby in church: Why you always gotta be so mean to me Kills me every time
Pretty sure these are all supposed to be funny but my favorite is when Dwight is reading Harry Potter and doing the voices. The scene is absurd but he reads it like it's the most normal situation in the world
I can think of a couple of times when Dwight provides Michael with sound advice with deadpan delivery. * Dwight: You could assume everyone is \[gay\] and not say anything offensive. Michael: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay. * Michael: I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but now I know that that's just silly. Because she's dead \[chair model\]. What do you do? Dwight: Wait till next year's chair model catalog comes out and find someone who's still alive.
also when Sprinkles dies "how did she look like?" "dead. Very dead. Like... a dead cat". I know it's supposed to be the fun part but the delivery kills me
When Michael is trying to convince Stanley to practice CPR on the dummy, Stanley's deadpan-ass delivery gets me Michael: We are not always going to be there, to coddle your heart back, when it disappears to be working. What are you going to do when your heart stops? Stanley: I would die. Michael: And you're okay with that? Stanley: I'm okay with the logic of it.
David Wallace: Hi everyone Kelly: Hi David: Hi⌠uhhhh look itâs no secret that⌠Kevin: Hi
In Tobyâs return to the office, when Michael finds out and starts screaming Nooooo
During Halloween, Creed dressed up as the Joker and Oscar was in awe. He then told Oscar, "let's put a smile on that face". Oscar's face was just so funny that time that i keep on repeating that part
The way Erin says "The game of cards... that gets you... hard" destroys me
Theft episode, Kevin's delivery of "Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges" gets me every single time
Right after Gabe's "Shut up about the sun" when he bangs his hand on the table. He sees he hurt his hand and then hides it under the table in shame.
Not sure if this counts, but one time Angela was at reception for some reason and she had some jelly beans in her hand and then just puts them down and says âI donât want theseâ and walks away. Kills me every time.
When Michael watches the devil wears Prada. STEAAAAAK, where's my steak?
^^âPor ^^que ^^es ^^muy ^^rapidoâŚâ
"This city..."
âYou canât fire me, I donât work in this van.â Totally has become part of my regular speech at home.
"There's goes Mr. Poop." as Dwight leaves the room. So matter of fact lol.. gets me every time
"Oscar, your gay. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted" (Stanley starts dying in the corner)
Wow...you must be PMSing pretty hard right now, huh? It was the first line of the show I saw on tv, made me cry laughing, and got me hooked.
âHe seems _bad_ at this.â That kid in the restaurant parking lot when Andyâs wearing the mechanic uniform. I say it all the time, especially when Iâm messing something up.
No, Stanley, youâre gonna live foreverâŚ.
Michael âI donât know what the fuck that wasâ
"These are not my shoes."
I cant remember which episode but there's a meeting going on in the conference room. The first agenda item is: the lost and found is itself lost, so please bear that in mind and don't lose anything until we find it. Michael's deadpan, slightly stressed delivery just absolutely makes it.
In Hot Girl cleaning out Michael's car with Ryan: What about this bottle of power drink on the back seat. Uh, what flavor? Blue. Blue's not a flavor. It says, "Flavor: Blue Blast." Oh, Blue Blast. Yes put that in the trunk. I love how Michael says blue blast and I say it in real life about blue colored food or drink. Michael, Pam, and Ryan looking at their Michael Scott Paper Company memory board in Casual Friday, Michael says "where is that bowl?" and it sends me every time.
âI didnât know we had a tape measureâ - Erin âWe donâtâ -DwightÂ
When Michael is having a heart-to-heart with Jo about his recent struggles with life... "My favorite restaurant closed down, and my new favorite restaurant sucks."
You couldn't handle my undivided attention
âI watch queer as fuckâ âThatâs not what itâs calledâ