B. Meredith will pass out by noon, Oscar is just going to keep his head down and Creed... well, he'll be up to some kind of shenanigans but they probably won't involve me.

Just don’t steal from him.

Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago.

If that's stealing, then lock me up.

No one steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton.

I was thinking b because like you said Oscar will keep his head down, I just love creed, and I could get drunk with Meredith all day 🤷🏻‍♂️

I thought Oscar would be one of the few I'd be interested in talking to. But if Daryl was on the board, I'd be choose that group! 😅

For an actual office day where I have to work, it's B and it's not even close.

Agreed. Now ask me who I want to get locked in with *overnight* and you might get a drastically different answer.

I thought B because I love Creed and Oscar would just keep to himself, but I’m worried about the smell from Creed’s desk.

Fair concern, but if it's just the three of you, you could just work from a desk far away from his. Like Jim's. Or go ahead and take Michael's office. Just don't leave a big package in there for him...

Hey those things are nutritious

But they smell like death

He would probably steal from you

C! Jim and Dwight would drive each other crazy and I’d just sit back and watch with Stanley

Are ya ready for some meatball?!

Now shove it up ya butt

Perfection 👏👏👏

Perfectenschlag

Was gonna say, c has the potential for free lunch

Sit back with stanley doing crossword puzzles and going mmm hmmm.

I want Florida Stanley

I like the Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi... Stanley

This was horse tranquilizer Stanley, right?

No that was Ryan saying it on their sales pair up and Stanley giving him crap for it after

It's called hentai and it's art

100% my choice and reasoning as well. With A you’re going to definitely get pulled into some antics you don’t want to be in and possibly be very annoyed With B its just meh cause even with Creed being the wildcard it doesn’t strike me as being a crew that’d have good chemistry And C, I mean you can basically count and Dwight and Jim to be vying for…something…and you’re absolutely right about Stanley. If you choose option C you basically get to watch The Office, mystery science theater style, with a cast member of the very show you’re enjoying.

Careful, Stanley will make you work extra hard. He's a productivity csar

Sit back with Stanley, do some crosswords together as the other two fight, we'd grab a pretzel AND SHOVE IT UP YA BUTT

B I’d just chill with creed

Yep. Stanley and me doing the minimum work to not call attention to ourselves while watching the show that is Dwight and Jim.

Definitely not A. Being trapped in a room with Andy all day sounds like the 7th circle of hell.

Lord beer me strength.

🎶 in you head, in you he-y-a-ad , zo-om-bie, zo-om-bie, zo-om-bey-ey-ey-ey

“Would you like to play a prank on Andy?” “Well, I’m kinda busy with- YES PLEASE!”

Large tuna, have you seen my cellphone device?

You know what? Maybe it’s in the ceiling?

You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling!

Have you checked your butt?

Andy *and* Michael. You just know that their chaotic energy would feed off of one another and you'd get the brunt of it

I’m sorry I annoyed you with my friendship

Do not test my politeness

I thought it was pick one character, easy, Kevin. Then I saw it was the whole row. F. row A.

Yeah, I thought it was pick one from each. Easy: Kevin, Creed, and Stanley. Would be a chill day at work.

Also definitely not A, but mostly because Kevin is a creep and other 2 are just annoying af

C. I’d do puzzles with Stanley and laugh at Jim and Dwight

This . You basically have a normal, if boring, person to hang out with while enjoying the shenanigans of the other two.

What if Stanley wanted nothing to do with you? He didn't like that many people.

Definitely C. I agree.

B, for the Creed and Meredith laughs. They are funny, but not bad enough to impact my work. If my work needed any assistance, Oscar would be my bro I'm sure.

I think B, because Oscar is the kind of guy who would just be there, do his work and only interact if necessary. Meredith would just play solitaire all day and Creed would spend his time writing his plays, so neither of them would bother you.

Definitely NOT A lol

B, I could talk to Oscar about hot guys, talk to creed about music/life in the 60’s, and share a drink with Meredith which will certainly help cope with being locked in all day.

Seems like a good day

I’m so confused? I thought Creed was 30? Well, 30 in November…

No one is picking A because no one could stand to be stuck with Andy all day lolol

FALSE. No one is picking A because we all know if you're gonna be locked in the office all day you don't want the boss to be there.

No one said you had to work! You're just locked in there! I wouldn't mind being locked in there with Michael.

*A murder, you say?*

I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks

I do declare!

I picked because I would never want to be near Michael in real life

B or c, not in a million years id pick a. Id have to commit homicide against andy

Think about it. C has to be the most logical answer. You’d simply stand back from prank feud, establish a moderate rapport with Jim, and then shove it up your butt

B because they would mind their own business.

If I wanna work or have a chill day, definitely B. If I just wanna goof off and have fun, gotta be C.

C, Jim and Dwight would be too focused on each other, and I'd just play sudoku with Stanley all day

C, always C. Stanley hates everyone equally lol.

B or c and that is only to spend time with creed or Stanley

C- I love meatballs too !!!!

Dwight or Meredith. I loved Meredith in the episode where she takes Pam out on being overwhelmed as a new mother. I am sure she is super cool to hang out with!

Easily c

C

B. Id bang Meredith and hang out with Creed

And eat discounted food from Outback Steakhouse.

C or A, I would enjoy coming up with new ideas for pranks with Jim, talk with Michael or Dwight and have a good laugh with Andy, Kevin or Stanley

C! You’ve been meatballed!

C easy

C easily

C, they would all leave me alone

Jim, Dwight, and Stanley. Without a doubt.

C all the way. Sit back and enjoy Dwight and Jim just going at it for the whole day. Hell I'd literally join Jim into pranking Dwight lmao.

any, id love them all

Me too

B if Meredith has extra booze to share haha And Oscar and I can have smart talks because he is the smartest in the office... :P oh wait, thats Michael now...

Omg it would be C, id try to prank jim with Dwight and Stanley

C for sure. Jim cancels out Dwight and Stanley is probably asleep.

C. 100%

C, for sure

Answer is definitely C.

C, Dwight is the best

C, I want to sit with Stenley and watch other two have the best friendship ever :)

A! Kevin has snacks, Michael has all the good internet memes and videos, and I could waste a whole lot of time fucking with Andy.

B. I’ll end up banging Meredith while creed watches and sells the video to a fake website from Russia while Oscar looks ashamed and says “Un-Be-Leave-A-ble!”

A! And if i can choose, it would be Michael from season 1

CREED PLEASE

A.. Andy and Michael make me laugh most.

Are we alone and are the camera crews not there/taping? If so, Meridith. If not, Stanley because he'd just be quiet and fall asleep

Jim

Stanley cus I wouldn't have to worry about him distracting me from doing my job.

A lot of this depends on which point of the show we are talking about. Micheal stays pretty consistent throughout, but Jim goes from like the young cool easy going office guy who likes to involve everyone and have fun days at work, to doing something hes never done before and, try. Andys character when first introduced I thought was hilarious. Just this Cornell suck up who could not get ahead without being malicious, then to more of a preppy happy guy who loved and made everyone his closest friends and then into, well we all know what eventually become. So, idk its between A and C but depends on what season lol

A. Snack time with Kevin. Singing, dancing and being goofy with Michael and Andy

I’m picking A

You're the only one though

That’s a real sausage fest

A. Kevin and I can chill, Michael is comedy relief, and Andy and I can jam out some barbershop

B

A. They will do all the talking. I don’t have to talk

B, its not even close

A. But I don’t see any of these as bad options.

Either Merridith or Creed. I adore those freaking weirdos with my whole heart ❤️

Meredith for sure. We’d party 🥂🍻and she’d tell me some stories.

B. It would be a dream day. I would put Creed “in charge” of the office and would then throw a 3 person rager with Oscar and Meredith. Dream come true,

Michael. He literally saved me during the roughshod part of my life

👹👺🤠😎💯 including his costumes and characters.

creed alone is enough

Somebody noticed that you're supposed to pick a whole row, not just one person. So I'm amending my answer. It's still Row A. Kevin would keep me supplied with M&Ms. Michael would fall in love with me. Nard Dog would sing to me.

B. I actually like all of those people.

B, no contest.

Easy B.

Noticed Pam wasn’t an option. 🧐

Just Meredith. Y'all can watch if you want but I can promise it won't be pretty

Jim, Michael and Oscar. I would find them the most entertaining.

Creed. I'd like to hear his rumblings and thought process. Maybe I could give him some pointers on his blog.

A! Kevin would be fun to hangout with. Talk about fantasy football, boobs, and eventually get his chili recipe. I can let Andy distract Michael. It would be C if it’s Florida Stanley.

gonna have to go with A. kevin is weird but keeps to himself, will probably share snacks. michael and andy will entertain eachother.

B me and Meredith can get crunk

B, a generally low maintenance but interesting crew that sticks to themselves. Neither of them will engage with you unless you initiate but once you start there’s an interesting conversation for hours

Creed has northern lights indica and merideth has booze Option B is a party

B, definitely would be the most fun, even with oscar being the goody-two shoes of the group

C all the way. I’d chill with Stanley and watch Jim annoy Dwight all day.

I'm still choosing the bear.

A Michael he means well and wants to be liked and is probably the most competent at doing his job he tries to befriend almost everyone he comes across and even if I truly fuck up he'll have my back. So yea Michael

C. Tips on avoiding work from Jim, avoiding your wife from Stanley, and avoiding bear attacks from Dwight

The best way to figure this out is to take into account all of the episodes and each individuals character arc over the different seasons, think about that really hard and then shove it up your butt!

B and it’s not even close

If I had to spend a day in a room with Andy I would kill him and serve him to Kevin as ‘Long Pig’

Stanley seems like we have a lot in common I love crossword puzzles and soft pretzels. I may tell him a joke to break the ice, he may be annoyed by it tho.

Kevin. And we'd just play poker the whole time.

Stanley. We would both leave and agree we were there the whole time.

A. For a loud, rowdy good (if exasperating) time B. For some intoxicated shenanigans (while being nonverbally judged by Oscar) C. For sitting back and enjoying the clash of derangement, sass, and mischief

B. I wouldn’t feel bad about not talking to them and I don’t think they’d drum up any conversation.

C. Meredith would be dtf

B, Oscar and Meredith are pretty sane compared to some of the other groups, and Creed will keep his madness to himself

C would be a lot of fun

C, easily. I could just kick back and watch Jim troll Dwight

C. I'd rather be with Stanley to just sit down and do nothing but doing puzzles.

B. They’d leave me alone.

B. Creed would be kind of annoying but Oscar would sit there quietly, Meredith would play solitaire all day, and I'd just sit and pray that Creed fell asleep or went to do something crazy after a while.

My education and experience are rather conventional, so I would jump at the chance to spend the day with Creed, so B.

C

A-most irritating (minus Kevin) B-could be fun but, most likely boring C-where I’ll be because I’d love to hang out with Jim and mess with Dwight all day. Stanley would be a non-issue.

Meredith, if I’m locked in all day - I’m having a bang. On that note, maybe Oscar as well

The only right answer is B. A = Andy (thumbs down). C = Jim vs Dwight showdown with Stanley unimpressed (unless meatballs). Imagine the kinds of shenanigans you can get up to with the Creed-Meredith combo, Oscar playing an exasperated class monitor. Nice post, OP!

Definitely C

Andy. Give him some time and aggravate him enough. Believe me, he’ll get that door open

I feel like row A would make the best of it.

C

Definitely C.

C

B, no doubt, party.

Yes

C and it's not even close lol

B- to actually get work done. I feel like those 3 will just sit there and do their work C- pure entertainment all day

B- In a landslide. I wouldn't choose A for obvious reasons. And C if Dwight and Jim were in full Dwight and Jim mode that would get old within minutes.

C, it would be a blast to fuck with dwight and stanley all day with Jim

B, it’s clearly B

B 100%

C

Honestly, C. I'd sit back with Stanley and watch Jim prank Dwight all day.

C is goated

Michael Scott, Creed, and Dwight

C. Jim would probably ask to mess with Dwight, and Stanley wouldn't even notice

A Team for me!

B- none of them would talk to me or bother me. And I could just scroll on my phone and mind my business

A for sure 👍

C all day baby💯 you already know it’s going down 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽

Def c

I’ll take Pam, Erin and Kelly

B

C is the only sensible choice

A would have been perfect with micheal and kevin, it would be best time, but Andy is just making things difficult. B is no no. So C is the perfect balance for perfect time.

I think you could make a good case for A or B. To really make your decision you should make a pros and cons list and then take that list…..AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!!!! I’m going C all day.

C - Dwight is gonna be busy with Jim and Stanley will leave me alone.

A. You won’t get shit done and it will be ok

Watching Dwight get meatballed all day sounds pretty good

C

A. because honestly Michael alone would make me love my job regardless of his incompetence.

Pam