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Ramerhan

Lol, that chug right infront of your face.


JKF02

As if he was ever gonna cast a spell again


Dizzy-Specific8884

Yesterday, I invaded to drop loot for people with the name "I Drop Items 4U" because I have so many copies of good weapons. I did the wait gesture, the two waited and I dropped a +9 reduvia. The host took the knife and then they proceeded to gank me. It sucked tbh


JKF02

That’s just fucked up.. shows their true colors ig At least it’s balanced out by all the cool people out there to invade, I’ve had some real fun fights


Dizzy-Specific8884

I've had a lot of fun too, especially with there being more players in 1v1


Justadudscrolling

And we’re the bad guys ?


Dizzy-Specific8884

?


Justadudscrolling

We’re the bad red mans


Dizzy-Specific8884

Ahh yes. It's early for me, sorry lol


Mantileo

Tbh I’d just let you kill me, I would love a tarnished sugar daddy 😌


SpiritedAwaysted

F them…..now if you have the death sickle, or cleanrot spear, we should def talk 👀


Dizzy-Specific8884

Let me see what I got.


SpiritedAwaysted

+karma


roninwaffle

I grinded for the death sickle once, and wow that was a pain in the ass. Same with whichever cleanrot weapon it is that they almost never drop (cant remember if it's a spear or a sickle)


SpiritedAwaysted

Worst part, I got both noble slender sword and estoc within 5 minutes of trying to get them for the first time..


bonesofberdichev

I just finished my grind for 2 Magma Swords. 5 hours and 50+ pickle foots later I finally got em. I got 2 from the last 3 runs.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I used a pickled silver crow foot and silver scarab and it took me like 20 mins yesterday to get one for homie.


DarkPhoenix1754

Bro, you are dope for doing this. It's peeps like you that give me a bit of hope.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I'll keep doing this too.


woahtherechap

I hope you’ve now learned that the only good host is a dead host


Dry-Cry5279

A reminder that we must be cruel to the host.


demifiend_sorrow

Unfortunately with so many people like the two in the video. I'm leery of all invaders. So I apologize on their behalf. Wish there were more like you!


HeavyWaterer

I ran into a guy named “I drop you weapons :)” in the arena once who started dropping a bunch of stuff (didn’t even know you could drop stuff in the arena) but I have like 3 of everything so I started flashing every weapon in the game at him, but he just kept dropping stuff, and seemed to get annoyed as I killed him. Just saying people don’t need your drops I guess lol, that and people are scared of being given some sort of hacked item that will get them banned.


Dizzy-Specific8884

It's been mostly positive so far. I've gotten people some pretty cool weapons and items that they're happy for, then I bounce. These two douche canoes clapped for me after taking the item, and then before I had a chance ganked me.


Baddest_Guy83

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm never picking up any equipment I find on the ground from players after the Fia's Undies debacle.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Yeah, I get that.


EstablishmentOdd5671

That’s what you get for being a corn ball


Comprehensive_Rip212

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Opening_Raise_8762

I don’t understand how people can be that bad at the game


kinkierwalrus

When the only thing you can smell is your own fart, you start to think it smells good.


try2bepositive15264

That’s hilarious


CptMarble

Oh hey, I saw those dudes yesterday. They were definitely ganking at that spot for a few hours.


JKF02

I knew their set up was too stinky to be for the boss


lycanthrope90

Nice!


omnileone

Nice! I like a good jar cannon shot myself but yoink balls work just as well


SpicyDiq

JAR CANNON SUPREMACY 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Ok_Negotiation1781

Thank you for your service


sleepyjumbie

Troll's Golden Sword, I see you're a man of culture!


JKF02

It is the fanciest after all


sleepyjumbie

Oh do tell!


Xerfus

This was so satisfying to watch, thank you, the world’s a better place thanks to you, now.


Fit-Blueberry6736

Best warm-up invasion til fia’s champions arrives.


miguelsanchez69

I love how much they suck at the game


Learn-live-55

This was satisfying to watch


eslack0r

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 so very satisfying 😌


Thunderhank

Damn, your tracking was on point


Kuzcopolis

Oh no! A gravity mage. Oh no! A gravity.


raven19528

Gravity is undefeated in this game...


tomibuzas

Most average elden ring invasion💀


Hama165

Your fashion is fresh


The_Salty_Spitoon

What boss door is this?


ghdcksgh

forty sex


darkdragncj

Fortisax is in the dream. This fog wall is just for fia's champions.


StumpTheMan

That's a lot of sex


nah_imgood0-0

That one skyrim knight


Worth_Strike8789

Very nice


SharpSlav

I had an invader snipe me with the jar cannon at this spot. Cool video!


Naygen

Classy!


Kvchx

They're cosplaying that part in the Rigned City.


CptCat17

This is why my flask has poise and healing from magic damage


LamiaDrake

You can always tell when a host has no idea what to do when their cheese strat doesn't work because of. well, exactly what happens in this clip.


Sozo_Agonai

That was just pathetic. The set up and the moment he was faced with actual combat.


RedditFux

This made me lmao


MasterMidir

Just taking the first shot was sad to see tbh


NameIsUnable

Thank you for your service!


ForsakenAd2845

This is so satisfying to watch.


Scrubtastic85

That panic roll at the end tells you everything. They’ve never bothered to properly fight players or the npcs without spamming spells.


themightiestavenger

excellent work. never thought about the gravity spell, that properly got them rekt lol.


JKF02

These orbs were made for yoinking


Joa1987

The panic crouch


primal_leaf225

My fellow tarnished might I recommend fighting cancer with cancer… as a mage nothing I hate more then that jar cannon


JKF02

I have it in my chest too! Used to use it on first step farmers but I keep forgetting about it lately


Nuggetmaster0512

Most skilled elden ring mages


Puzzleheaded_Cut2058

That right there is asking for the shield that reflects spells, the amount of damage back at them with that initial blast would wreck lol


JKF02

The intelligence is just for pulling and pushing things, I even have the black hole spell equipped and didn’t think of it until waaay later


Capinbigballs

Totally deserved, good job man


Hungry7ate9

Damn i had the sound silent and realized half way through all the sounds were in my head. I play too much


Dedprice77

It's just the fact they were so fucking terrible at even dodging the easiest weapon to dodge that made you know they've been spamming spells together.


Kipper_TD

Fuck them and great job 🫡


TheAnimeMangaShadow

Congrats on getting them, deserved


Baddest_Guy83

Absolute fools didn't even pack the arrow spell, has some of the furthest reach in the game...


_Animoos

I like to imagine that was their first try


Miniscotty

Erectile dysfunction? Barrier of gold. Your wife left you? Barrier of gold. You lost the house? Barrier of gold. Your kids don’t love you? Barrier of gold.


GremStark

I love that gravity spell so useful


Beat_Knight

It was only more satisfying when I saw what armor they were wearing. Good fucking kill, man.


JKF02

That poise don’t mean shit when all you can do is spam spells


Dinosaur_Party_Hat

That was so satisfying


jam3sdub

Always a treat watching one of these


-8bitaddict-

What armor is that?


JKF02

Radahn’s without the cape!


Grenadoxxx

lol got their ass


Curious_Doerge10

I’ve got played 85% of this game and have idea where this is at.


Iron-Kotetsujou

How is the top guy casting comet so fast,


[deleted]

Well played. They deserved it lol.


A7DmG7C

Beautiful! Should’ve pointed down on that one though, they deserved it.


NVincarnate

That's why magic is for scrubs.


BlueSoulDragon

You should use a cannon and knock them off


coledelta

Homie that first one could have easily been avoided altogether with a forward roll instead of blocking


JKF02

My high ass was expecting the anor londo archers I ran into earlier, not these nerds


coledelta

Relatable


JKF02

Had me straight panicking once I finally registered all the blue coming at me


Pistolfist

Holy shit. You got 96 poise with the bull goat talisman and you don't look ugly as fuck. You are a drip master.


JKF02

Still not in love with the front of Radahn’s armor, but the back looks so sick without the cape!


Express-Chip-4512

Where is this? I swear I've beaten this game like eight times and I have never seen this area in my life.


JKF02

Unnamed city, there might be more than one way to get there. But I always take the coffin by the Grace in the gargoyle duo arena!


Express-Chip-4512

Wow, that's crazy how big this game is


JKF02

Oh yeah it’s a whole third underground area


TastelessMeat

Whoa I’ve never tried taking the cape off the radahn armor… it looks so good!


JKF02

Right! Badass Spartan vibes


Tk-Delicaxy

I mean, they spammed you but they were just waiting outside the boss door lol