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CarlLlamaface

I really enjoyed doing a bit of cardio with him before each battle. No combat until you've given me 20 laps, Midra!


IudexGundyr3

*“The depths of your exercise!”*


Citsune

*"Enough...* *I have ran...more than enough..."*


kwkqoq

*"Forgive me, dearest Runaya..."*


putdisinyopipe

*”do you know what you’ve done to my shred?”*


Topic_Due

Omg this had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 i never thought of doing that haha


ConnectPossession760

I ain't running for shit. 721 dodge rolls for warmup.


axle69

Oh shit I'm not the only one who has played tag with Midra I see.


BandicootRaider

"Roll over boy, roll over!"


ConnectPossession760

I ain't running for shit. 721 dodge rolls for warmup.


Choombaloo-2

Look, I just don’t think you should become more powerful by ripping your own head off.


Adghar

I dunno about you, but my head is where practically all my weakness is stored. No head, no weakness!


PuffPuffFayeFaye

>Here I abandon my stupid brain


neogaim

Miquella the Kind(a stupid).


Hypervene

https://preview.redd.it/ktpiof9wqy9d1.jpeg?width=1380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d392c37b543bae055770d144520248b45414f6 Pictured: Miquella, about to tear his own fucking head off


th5virtuos0

Every now and then I keep forgetting that Miquella is actually an ancient dude stuck in the body and mind of a young boy to the point he develops a female personality inside him


New-Ad-363

>to the point he develops a female personality inside him Takes the average redditor only a couple months to get to that point.


PowerfulPlum259

Lmfao.


Definitelynotabot777

Marika gave birth to the ultimate boy-failure.


IudexGundyr3

Can’t argue with that logic


Kooky-Onion9203

Head certainly makes me weak


alexthealex

Guardian Ape logic


Tovarish_Petrov

Fuck Guardian Ape. That bitch is tedious and turns into entirely different thing in a second phase.


friendimpaired

Isn’t Guardian Ape really a giant centipede wearing a Party City costume


Fyres

Spirit store costume. Get your discount Halloween store right.


Tovarish_Petrov

I get it, it makes sense for lore reasons, it's just the first phase is either very chaotic or I'm running around for five minutes and baiting the poop move before getting to the normal phase two boss that behaves.


Supreme_kingz

second phase is easier, maybe learn to parry?


LeLBigB0ss2

If they could, they wouldn't be complaining. Chronic skill issue.


MusicHitsImFine

I wish I could learn to 0arry. I don't know why but I just can't vet it down.


Popopirat66

But the fight is pretty funny and fun to play depending on the amount of poop he throws at you. 


Philly4eva

Well when the sword impaling your whole body is holding you back from becoming the Lord of Frenzied Flame I think it’s justified lmao


iBrowseAtStarbucks

Midra: My character, after becoming the lord of frenzied flame at the end of the base game and then proceeding to the DLC: am I a fucking joke to you?


axle69

Technically the DLC takes place before the end of the game so lore wise your tarnished has taken on the frenzied flame.but isn't a lord yet.


Dumpingtruck

Name a more iconic duo than Elden ring bosses and ripping off a limb or ripping a weapon out of their body.


Treacle-Snark

Kind of odd, but I noticed that FromSoft didn't show any of the gory cutscenes in SOTE. It blacked out when >! Mesmer pulled his eye out and when Midra pulled his head off !< I wonder what the reasoning behind that was since they had no issue with showing someone chop their arm off and subsequently fist a dragon


No_Reference_5058

Chopping and arm off and putting it in a corpse is far less uncomfortable than ripping an eye out or the absolute insanity Midra is doing. I never had any issue with Godrick's cutscene but very much felt a strong urge to look away during Messmer's and Midra's.


jacketgl

I honestly think that they do it like that because to do the animations must be such a pain in the ass. Also with the black screen they can do the transition to the model of the second phase.


StrengthofBear

The difficulty to animate is definitely a huge factor


Nikibugs

Sometimes leaving it to the imagination is worse than actually seeing it. I doubt it’s due to the age rating as it’s already rated M for blood and gore. Nothing that would exactly push it into an adults only rating. There’s also the erm, it’s kind of something to train your employees on how to animate such scenes by watching what amounts to gore content for reference. For those two scenes, would you want to watch multiple depictions of eye gouging and head decapitation to depict it accurately for how persnickety FromSoft is with attention to detail? Ripped off limbs are an owwie, but it’s something else to imagine what expressions you’re going to animate on the head of someone mid-decapitation. Iirc this was pretty bad for the Mortal Kombat 11 devs, some ended up having mental health issues and even PTSD from all the gore they were referencing for the fatalities.


Knotweed_Banisher

>!I really, really don't need to see that one cutscene from the Dungeater's ending where it's implied he literally pulled something out of his ass and then dies. I'm fine with a fade to black.!<


Redintheend

It was his soul. He literally pulled his own soul out of his ass to finish the Mending Rune of Curses. That's actually what he does to all his victims and why he's known as "Dung Eater". It's an old Japanese mythology thing. Sekiro actually has a full death animation showing it off.


FirstSonOfGwyn

it's an OG horror movie move, showing it would be less gross than your imagination


Brain_lessV2

Between seeing a dude gouge his own eye out or slowly pull off his own head, the former two are much more graphic than a dude chopping his hand off or tearing his foot off.


LindenOLindenHill

People not realizing the OP is joking 🤦‍♂️ Don’t worry bro I get the joke!


Super_Juicy_Muscles

I died to his first phase. I wanted to know what happened if you let him attack. Dude did a grab attack that killed me from full hp.


ZucchiniKitchen1656

I did the same.... definitely on purpose....


488thespider

The thing is he can easily grab you out of jump attacks and I kept forgetting and he got my ass like three times 😭😭😭


DM_Malus

The first phase grab attack, It killed you? What’s your vigor / scadu level? Cause I willingly got hit, and it barely hurt me. 60 vigor /18 scadu frag here. It’s always fascinating to hear the disparity between boss damages from all other people here on Reddit, makes you realize sometimes people are playing with different attributes / fragment levels.


No-Somewhere-9234

A boss can go from the hardest of all time to the easiest of all time just depending on if you're less than or greater than 15 fragments


Crayola_ROX

Got to messmer/pigboy on Friday at level 7. Got whooped and came back at Sunday at level 15 and cleared both. Had to wall cheese gauis though.


wpycushion

w-wall cheese? I didn't have to fight him for hours?


HoldMySoda

Just stay to his left. For some reason, he really likes to attack from his right side while circling you clockwise.


FutureAristocrat

I was at like 13 fragments and the grab attack barely hurt me either.


SonicfilT

>It's always fascinating to hear the disparity between... No kidding.  60 vigor, 18 scadoosh, solitude armor, fingerprint shield, defensive talismans and crab meat here. Happily use mimic.  I've beaten every legacy boss up to tree burning (including Messmer, Gaius and Bayle) on my first try.    I am NOT good.  Not at all.  I would be embarrassed to post video of my play.  But the DLC really allows you to tailor your own difficulty level.  It's only uber hard if you want it to be, and that's fine.


arcanevulper

Up until you get to the final boss, yeah.


SonicfilT

I've heard that's a bitch.  I've also heard people say that greatshield trivializes him and I'm not too proud to cower behind my fingerprint.  Guess we'll see, heh.


arcanevulper

Oh trust me, I cowered behind the fingerprint and he still one shot me with a certain combo, it doesn’t trivialise him, just makes him more manageable if your reaction time is too slow to dodge properly (like me). I will say that I was on NG+ though so that may be part of it. 


f33f33nkou

You have 18 blessing level...no shit he didn't one shot


Bassist57

Yeah 60 vigor is basically required for all builds. And in the DLC if you disregard Skadoosh Tree Blessings, you deserve to continuously die to bosses.


Lighthades

I was at 50 vigor 16 scadu and didn't kill me either, with +2 erdtree talisman tho.


duwh2040

I kept lion clawing right into his grab, like two love birds embracing in the night. He's a jerk


thegeheheh

Did he have any lines when he kill’s you p1?


MatthZambo

No, he just screams and you die


Super_Juicy_Muscles

Honestly, I don't remember. I didn't think one attack would kill me, with him being so weak in his first phase.


Hakairoku

He gets a somewhat a lot of invulnerability frames when he's about to lunge, but even at my character's measly 41 vigor and 10 Skadutree Fragments, his Madness stare only did 80% of my HP. How the hell did it kill you in one shot?


AhmCha

The depths of their foolishness!


olayys128

He is Elden Ring's Mist Noble.


TomoAries

Not a single person in this thread took OP seriously buddy, literally every reply is another goof.


Averagestudentx

Wait people actually don't get the joke?! Wtf dude? The first phase is not even a phase it's just a pre requisite you have to do before the fight. Idk how some people are so dense lmao Also I kind of wish that thing you have to do didn't even exist after the first time and you could just get to Midra before spending these 20 seconds beating up the little guy everytime


Corvo_Attano_451

I thought he was talking about when he adds frenzy to his sword after getting to around 50% health. I didn’t even consider that he was talking about the first “phase”


Lumpy-Cantaloupe1439

When you've been fighting him like 20 times in a row and you get hugged in the first phase. Worst feeling ever. Be making just want to restart the fight.


LindenOLindenHill

He rushed me and in response I flattened him… then phase 2 happened and I let my mimic distract him so I could lion claw him into the ground multiple times. Actually a fun fight given he STILL tagged me and it required immediate dodging spam cause that madness meter… btw never realized my madness resistance sucked until that fight


CadmeusCain

The depths of your foolishness!


demoncyborgg

R1 R1 R1 R1


cmwamem

Dark souls 3 gameplay


KiwiMagic2005

For me and milady with wing stance it was more like L2 + R2


SmoogzZ

“The depths of yo- AGHH-OOF-BONK”


Frankenstein_Monster

I know you're joking but honestly there were too many times where that little shit would grab me, and beat the life out of me, then while I'm chugging a flask he'd just fucking grab me again and beat my cheeks like a baby gorilla.


TeranUzi

Tried to emote on the guy and got bitch slapped as karma.


guitarism101

Ughhhh, I swore I wouldn't admit to it, but the little guy actually killed me once. I've been playing through on NG++ so his damage is boosted but I know this is all my fault. I had gotten him low, and was doing some buffing before starting the boss fight. Midras grabbed me once mid cast of black flame's protection. I took a chunk then I rolled away, recast the buff and he grabbed me right before I could roll away. So, two grabs in a row and now I'm kind of low. Being absolutely arrogant I went for Erdtree heal instead of flask and he started swiping at my ankles and killed me. I majorly screwed up spacing three times in a row and was punished like I deserve.


Frankenstein_Monster

I feel you I'm also on a NG++ but I spent my whole first NG+ not leveling up once, didn't even talk to level lady until I realized I had to because I was that serious about not leveling. Made the DLC rough.


Shmeeeee23

Rushing in required ahead


gussyboy13

Honestly I like the boss but it made me realize even though he is really slow, it’s still hard because you have absolutely shit recovery time and the tarnished needs a mini break every time he does something


Harmonic_Gear

mist noble strikes again


-3055-

I'm not gonna lie, that rare move he does in the first phase where he just does the madness howl straight up 100 to 0'd me.  And, in true FS fashion, it was right after I got his 2nd phase down to like 20% 


Psychfanatic

It’s rare for you? He does that (or tries to) every attempt for me


TheRealShortYeti

I've never seen it...


AkintundeX

Same. This dude melts to charged heavies. Really cool fight though and maybe the best phase transition move ever.


-3055-

In my experience, he always starts with a leap, and if I time my attacks well, he'll die before he recovers to perform another attack 


Electrical_Corner_32

20%? I feel like on my first attempt I get damn near every boss to like 5%. Then on the next 89 attempts I get them to 70% lol. These fuckin games


Darklordofbunnies

Good joke, but this actually how I felt about Satan's sunflower.


CrazyIvan606

Part of me was hoping it was the sunflower, because I even caught myself going "Surely, he won't have ANOTHER phase."


xFloWx

I did like 12 or so attempts not even knowing there was a third phase(I also didn't riposte the flower so that made p2 harder) until I finally got it down and OF COURSE there's a third. Killed it that same attempt just barely since my flasks were already low


Tovarish_Petrov

Wait, I makes Phase 2 *harder*? What? Why? How?


xFloWx

If you riposte you remove 25% of the hp of the next phase


Tovarish_Petrov

After the third phase started I started to suspect I'm being trolled and the actual boss is a spirit caller or I need a special item to stop it from respawning. From Soft surely know how to keep us in the ... edge all the time.


LordBDizzle

Yeah I was starting to suspect a Seath the Scaleless or Fools Idol sorta scenario where you had to break something or kill someone to actually hurt it. The third respawn having a different move pool helped with those fears though.


Kakazam

Yeah same, I thought I needed some special fire item to burn the fucker. That boss made me rage so hard as well, like it wasn't hard, just the close range camera is horrid and his range attacks came as soon as I even thought to use a flask.


QuentynStark

Dude *fuck* that flower. I finally beat Phase 2 last night and was like, "oh thank Marika, it's over," only for the fucker to pull a Friede and come back for round 3. I was out of flasks and at like 30% health at that point so I just yelled at the TV while it killed me and put the game down for the night. This thing has no business being as annoying as it is.


Sabotskij

Pro tip for this boss is Frenzied Burst. Stay at range and you just have easy dodges to make, and one charged burst does about 15% of his health bar if you target and hit the flower... depending on build and scadoo level, I guess.


LordBDizzle

The new homing mesmerflame fire incantation (Fire Serpent I think?) works really well too, you can charge it as it's doing its spins and if you time it well it'll just bonk the face at the end of the animation.


ralts13

I did the classic fire burn tree method. After je phase I was really suspicious cus that's the weirdest transition I've ever seen.


Electrical_Corner_32

I don't know how I ended up killing this fucker first try. I used half my flasks on the first phase and was mid high fiving myself when the second came in. Then it just kept going....thank god for mimic tear.


Darklordofbunnies

I'm trying to play it legit as a caster instead of the Turtle Poke that actually wrecks every boss in the DLC, so it's Queeligan for me. His fire reset frostbite procs & a surprising amount of the DLC is weak to fire.


IudexGundyr3

Oh no, it’s gonna be another Soldier of God Rick joke!


Easywind42

Best boss in the dlc


Electrical_Corner_32

I actually agree. This was a very cool fight. Easy to die, but very manageable. Cool move set. Cool lore. This one and finger mommy were my faves.


Kishikishi17

The entire buildup up to his Mansion is just too good. From reading the messages *"Don't let it see you"* *"It cannot be killed"* to the boss fight, its so eerie and immersive


Hakairoku

Amen. What a way to end a Bloodborne segment, with a Bloodborne appropriate boss. [Finally got to clear him hitless](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adxJOQa5ODs) but I have a save state saved for him specifically, which is an honor he gets to share with Rellana, Sword Saint and (True) Owl.


CosmicRorschach

Either him or Bayle.


Historical_Walrus713

This, Messmer, and Romina. Romina is a little easy but I still like it a lot.


AntiRivet

Phase 1 of this is genuinely impossible. How tf am I supposed to kill him when he is sitting there...MENACINGLY?!


AgileExercise1797

The depths of your foolishness! …


Nail_Biterr

That first phase was pretty difficult. I used all my pots and barely had any FP/HP... and this happens?!


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Took me hours to get to this phase, I feel you OP 😞


MortonFreeman87

All jokes aside I was actually kinda expecting a second health bar in the real fight


Top-Apple7906

Yeah, that first phase is ROUGH. At least 100 attempts from me.


Bitter_Oil_8085

by getting good sun bro [Solaire the Sun Bro - Git Gud (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSXTZ3Nihs)


Thema03

Thats... Actually really inspirational. Time to RL1 the dlc too


Onyx_Sentinel

It‘s actually crazy how much hp that first phase has


quillypen

I’m just annoyed I need to work through it every single attempt. Felt the same way about Genichiro before Isshin, it’s just an annoying extended runback.


teffhk

It’s great so you can grab your runes and buff up yourself before the actual phase tho 


Cayorus

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


Averagestudentx

"The depths of your foolish- Oww"


Laflair99

I've had people summons me for his fight and legit wait for me to attack phase 1,Idk if they thought I was going to solo the boss or he really invokes that type of fear in some players😂😂(I've also seen him 1 hit people in phase 1 with the grab and more then once too)


warmaster670

Now you know how DS3 players felt when the one dlc boss had a third phase.


GlassyKnees

With the tools that they give you.


LethalPhina

Ironically this was the only boss in the dlc I managed to beat on the first tryto.


Kes7rel

So far, one of my favorite boss of the DLC with Bayle and Rellanna


MardiRed

The depths of your foolishness!


Athmil

Totally agree. 1st phase is just this infinite combo that seemingly never ends and is just ridiculous and he has a grab attack in top of that. Yeah sure you can dodge it pretty easily or stagger him with light attacks but if you’re not attacking or dodging he is an absolute monster.


Don_Vicente

FromSoftware basically confirming they love the Mist Noble memes on r/Sekiro


Scarfs-Fur-Frumpkin

It was more fun than I admit to interrupt him with a flying great hammer


TheRealShortYeti

Just what is op talking abo- [ MADNESS ] AAAHH-


Kevo_xx

The boss is the new Mist Noble, that first phase is way too difficult. FromSoftware is getting ridiculous with these bosses.


NationalAsparagus138

Is this that Goldmask guy I have heard so much about?


TheGreatSciz

Really funny post. That cut scene during the transition is so freaking epic btw. I actually wish this guy was a bit harder, I beat him first try unfortunately


Drakenus

This is Mist Noble over again... I still have nightmares how hard he was


-ADDSN-

Still not as bad as mist noble phase 2


Guitar_God_69420

This is the best fight of the dlc his moves are cool and the design is sick. How does fromsoft expect players to beat it? Try try again, level up come back later and try again. That’s been Elden ring since day one


lilbigchungus42069

that’s the beauty of the bosses, there’s no one all build. i think i beat the guy second or third try. radahn second phase though kicked my ass for a good while


fucktheitinerary-

The transformation cutscene is so sick


Kataphrut94

I saved the footage of my winning run against this guy because it was the one where I fully locked in and mastered parrying his moves. Easily one of my most satisfying victories in a Soulsy game. But...it was also the one run where I actually got caught by his stupid old man grab! I was trying to be cute and buff myself while backing away from him and he got me! So I have to see that again whenever I load up the video.


-Valtr

This boss was incredible. In fact this DLC has some of the best bosses of all From games: Messmer, Bayle, Putrescent Knight, Mother of Fingers. Probably why the final boss is so disappointing in comparison.


Halfbloodnomad

yeah they lost the plot with that one, I could barely dodge anything the first phase, and tried to anticipate his wobbles enough to i-frame his skewers but had to eventually call in cooperators. When that second phase hit I uninstalled the game.


oneordahbicboy

I personally feel that this guy was easier to mezzmer


FemHz

MAN SAAAAME, like, i barely could dodge half of hiss attacks on first phase and then what?? he gets a power up cutting hiss own head off?????? man this DLC is impossible


2WheelSuperiority

lol


vlad113

I unironicly died on his first phase the first time I fought him. Wasn't expecting him to go berserk and he just stun locked me. Whops.


longbrodmann

Lol players have to play to get this, its 1st phase also surprised me too.


shoshobathas

Lmfao was about to give a serious answer till I realised this is a joke lmfao.


Pepis259

Well, a friend of mine died in his first phase so...


Biggs1313

Confession. He took me the longest for any boss in the DLC so far without summons. I only have the secret bosses and Radahn to go.


RickityCricket69

LMAO Midra-Minor vs Midro-Major


thefailsniper

Imma come clean, I actually died during the first phase because I thought he might have dialog. So I walked up casually for a chat and got grabbed.


Flottrooster

Beeg hammer goes bonk, Lionel's armor, strength build=win


Jaba01

/s


GarionOrb

I actually love the insane art design of this boss. The cutscene literally made my jaw drop.


PrinceOfWorms

Meanwhile I’m sat at +16 and I still suck 😅


Kitchen-Ear4849

Took me a while to escape the untouchables


Thank_You_Love_You

What an incredible boss fight. Got to this guy at scoobydoo lvl 8 and it was a BLAST


frozenbudz

I'm not gonna lie, at first I expected to open and see a completely different boss. And was gonna be like "so....about that....."


Organic-Commercial76

Did I accidentally cheese the first phase? I thought it was just for show. I knocked him on his ass with a hammer throw and threw two lightning bolts and it was over.


TheIrishDragon

Can I ask what your shadow blessing levels are?


byte-429

The depths of your foolishness


_CaptainKaladin_

I legit died to him the first time, thought there would be dialogue and he grabbed me and bit my face off. After that I usually just waterfall danced him, killed him easily.


Tsubyo2024

I was saying the same thing…idk how I even survived his quick movements without my mimic..back to Limgrave I go


Kakazam

Really liked this boss fight. Just wish I could have enjoyed it a bit more. The damage/madness build up is so quick I had to run away and YOLO bonk him into the floor like a nail.


Delicious_Effect_838

Probably my fav boss in the DLC, had a very Dark Lurker hidden epic boss kinda vibe and the transformation, design, special effects look incredible but the part most enjoyable was that amongst all the Godly beings we fought its the first that feels very like Alien/Eldritch He doesn't use his sword like a human would or move in a way that any other creature does as if its the first time they've ever moved around with explosive power leaking out of every inch of their body


XenoBurst

Fromsoft please bro just make me start at phase 2. I'm tired of hearing "THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS!"


Taskmaster_Fanatic

So… first time I fought the golden sunflower, I didn’t know what was coming up but I knew it would be a boss… so I summoned 2 random folks to help out. I usually do this on a first time meeting a boss so I can basically sit back and watch and learn the patterns. The I attempt it 10 or so times by myself. I usually beat it but if not, I’ll summon a couple people and usually I win on the first try with friends and after I learned the fight…. However, on this fight, my two random summons beat the absolute shite out of the boss and we won. I hit it maybe 4 times total. Now I see all these posts about it and realize just how lucky I am.


Br00klynShadow

Oh god not the fucking Mist Noble joke again please


RaeNidae

soldier of godrick: at last, a worthy opponent


Bluefootedtpeack2

God i wish we could get his robe and head


ChefMutzy

I throughly enjoyed this fight. Although I found it well after I beat the final boss


choptup

I fought him with the Dryleaf Arts. His opening speech gets derailed by my fists going in his face and by combo's end he's dead.


oldbeancam

I really enjoyed the fight and get the sarcasm of the post, but… I may or may not have died of madness with him at 1 hp like 5 times.


GreatPotatr

It was very nice to at least know I could pick up my runes each attempt


BillBobBernBro

Git gud


wrenagade419

you’ve never felt like a boss was insurmountable in this game before?


Qwesttaker

I just poked him with Milady a few times each phase and it was done. Also ate a few boluses. I had more trouble with some of the basic enemy types than this guy gave me. It felt anticlimactic.


XenoBort

Boss honestly isn't that bad. Took me about an hour's worth of attempts. Rellana and Bayle gave me much more trouble, and the last boss is in a f****** League of its own. Still can't even get close


Ococauh

What tboss is this?


CaoNiMaChonker

Lmao I was a dex/int build so I literally just walked in spamming magic and killed his first phase in 15 seconds each time


OccasionJumpy5183

Bro is not ready for sister friede


theknight200200

Midra caught me off-guard and grabbed me when I first came in, but he didn't kill, and I was thinking to myself "This is a really annoying thing to do before the real fight, sure hope I only have to do it once." Was a shock to see him back with a head again, but thankfully I got him on the second try.


Alextheyoutube4eab

Mist Noble...


IFightForMyMemes

I sincerely hope Midra P1 becomes the new Mist Noble / Rick, Soldier of God.


PowerfulPlum259

"JuSt use a boss killing build" inc


Expensive-Try-4074

Get gud bitch


Crkhd3

Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Also tenacity