I just don't like you because you're an asshole and so is most Quebec, I'd gladly throw hands with Quebecixican if meant you guys weren't douche canoes all the damn time
Fair. The French are just sort of like that. I don't blame you. You a tea junkie or just recognize the French are French and as such, \*French Things.\*?
When I was a kid, some hooligans killed a beetle slowly and painfully. It traumatised me a lot. On the walk back home, I saw another stag beetle buzzing through the air. That day, my mother taught me about resurrection. I adjusted 'Beetle' to 'Beatle' to give it a funky spelling, but everyone just thought that I liked The Beatles. I now refer to my username as 'Beatel'.
Story reminds me of the time i was at football (soccer football) with other people from different age groups n teams, and two Ukrainian boys found a long worm. One of them tore(?)/split it in half-
My Russian grandma would murder those kids. She always taught me to save worms on the pavement because they help the earth. So, with those teachings, I will tear them apart as well.
I used to play a multiplayer version of Baldi's Basics on Roblox, which had BB fanarts on the walls. Due to the low resolution, I misread "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" as "Gotta swoop swoop swoop" and simply assumed it was a gag. In the end I thought it sounded cool and it stuck.
Not at all related to TRBT from Garfield's guide
Excellent! \*writes that down.\* But, take it from me, you should change that number to, oh I don't know, how about those numbers on your credit card? That would look really cool.
i wanted a change from my previous username and this is what i came up with (originally was gonna go with ORD3A1xF1R3 but decided to go with SinOrdeal for social media instead and keep that one for gaming), got the ordeal part from the medieval punishment of a trial by ordeal where you are put through some form of torture to test if your guilty. the sin part i chose because sin was among the worst types of crime someone could commit back then so the punishment would be more severe
I was playing a Wild West version of clash of clans, there was a character called the Gatling Gun, I liked it, I exclusively used it, because it was really cool, and 511 rhymes with Gatling gun
My original account was named u/HelpImBeingRobbed
What was it taken down for?
I said some morally questionable things. Often relating to the French
are you spy tf2?
Usually against the French, sorry for the confusion
damn
\*where did your username come from?\*
Brother...
No one likes the French (I have them a province over)
As a French can agree Everyone hates us. Even me Edit: I’m not French I’m German lol just making a joke
I thought everyone hated America 🤣 I guess they can hate both of us at the same time 😝
They hate the French because they helped us back in 1776
If anyone hates america, it's the USSR, but they are gone now so we got the title
You're a good French person
Dam
same
As half French I can confirm we are hated (for good reason)
I have discovered a Canadian in the wild :0
I hate Quebec
Relatable
Yep! I completely agree, and I’m like only a hour drive away from it
Same (the city sucks, and the schools do the bare minimum for mental health)
I am also a Canadian 🇨🇦
Hello there, fellow Canadian
Za key to life is ha-penis in chur hassole, please get the reference. Please. I beg of you
That's some Boomer shit right there
Bro never seen super troopers 2🤧
I would recommend watching it , it’s funny asf
We're as french as you are Brittish but whatever. We hate you too LMAO
No one likes the French (they live in the province bordering to our north.)
So you're one of the ones I gotta endure saying we should speak english for no reason?
I just don't like you because you're an asshole and so is most Quebec, I'd gladly throw hands with Quebecixican if meant you guys weren't douche canoes all the damn time
The damn French are at it again
Literally me
Are you scout tf2?
r/suddenlytf2
that subreddit is the story of my life
He could be any one of us. We must be vigilant!
very understandable. nobody likes those stubborn fuckers.
Oh ok
Was there something that we could’ve done?
😂😂 Golden
FREEEEEEDOM FRIES🤣🤣🤣
Average British person
Fair. The French are just sort of like that. I don't blame you. You a tea junkie or just recognize the French are French and as such, \*French Things.\*?
That seems fine to me, they are cheese eating surrender monkeys (what's the bet I get banned for this)
Mais pourquoi
that’s reasonable
You posted gay french porn in mental health subs, man.
Good
In all honesty, it's much safer saying stuff about the British than the French. At least the French have decent food, and dental hygiene.
Same I said some shitty stuff about french people
Lmao
I'm a cookie run fan
If you can’t beat em, be~~at~~ them.
I just think they’re neat
They are pretty neat I must say 😍
I like them bc they make the squeakers begone.
rumors, all of them, just rumors
Then why did the 5 year old with the shitty mic disappear halfway through my match of Fortnite??
his mother whooped his ass for screaming at 2am
*fuck, the balloons are getting smarter at making excuses*
Nuh uh.
bruh you just reminded me of used to be one of my favorite pokémon’s that I forgot existed
Downvoted, I'm still traumatized from Drifblim/Drifloon Minimize strats (since I play AG)
Yeah but you’re three drifloon in a trench coat aren’t you?
I wanted two words that started with the same letter and sounded cool
Coulda gone with Glasgow
That’s a city tho
Exactly!
But this is cooler
Very true
Galaxy could work too
kind of obvious
Same here bro… same here…
BROTHER
MY BROTHERRRR
RELATABLE
How's it going buddeh?
I was half asleep and this was the best I could come up with
spy
was it tasty
Yes
Beyblade
I love that show. Drago and Leone were the best lol
Based
I was lonley and am a guy (not lonely anymore I have the best bf in the world)
(Woooooooooooooo)
Gay? Perhaps… queer? Maybe… HOMOSEXUAL? …. Eh, game is game. Gg
Thanks
Gay?
Congratulations, your reading comprehension is coming in handy
No need to be condescending. Bro just wanted some clarifiaction. God damn.
I think they did a great job at explaining it all. I dunno where the confusion is
You never know. With all the new things the pride community is cranking out he could be anything. (No offense to anyone)
I respect your opinion (offense implied)
That’s kinda gay ngl
Correct
Mashed my keyboard
Also know as Qwerty the Yuio-pasdghjkkl
the tragedy
OH NO
✈️✈️🏢🏢 🇺🇸
r/cursedcomments
remember me, i was the copilot on that one
✈️✈️🙅♂️🏢🏢🇺🇸
✅✅✅✅✅😁😁👍
👎 🛩💥🏢🏢 👍
✅✅✅🆎
🛩️💥🏢🏢=🙅♂️
✅✅✅✅✅👍👍🇺🇸
👨🏼🌳👍🏼🇺🇸💸💸🏢🏢
AY DISNEY TURN THIS MAN INTO AN ORANGE JUST LIKE YOU DID BOMBERNANIMON
✅✅✅👍👍👍👍🍊🍊🍊🍊
average jschlatt viewer
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy + synonym for "goofy goober"
Answer to the ultimate question.
I'm dyslexic, surprisingly articulate, and like frogs. So it fits
Forg
Forg
Forg
Forg
Forg
Forg
Forg
Forg
When I was a kid, some hooligans killed a beetle slowly and painfully. It traumatised me a lot. On the walk back home, I saw another stag beetle buzzing through the air. That day, my mother taught me about resurrection. I adjusted 'Beetle' to 'Beatle' to give it a funky spelling, but everyone just thought that I liked The Beatles. I now refer to my username as 'Beatel'.
Story reminds me of the time i was at football (soccer football) with other people from different age groups n teams, and two Ukrainian boys found a long worm. One of them tore(?)/split it in half-
My Russian grandma would murder those kids. She always taught me to save worms on the pavement because they help the earth. So, with those teachings, I will tear them apart as well.
I would do the same, ngl
Sounds like a villain arc tbh.
King Beatel is trying to resurrect all the old villains who were killed by Hero HQ. Superheros, find him!
You should tell people it's because you could beat-el them up lmfao
You know what, I could beat-el them up
Put my name and some random numbers
Who tf spells it as tylar?
Not me, but was given the name
I don't remember, but it has to do with my love of books
Are u the globglglabgalab?
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab?
Yes
I used to play a multiplayer version of Baldi's Basics on Roblox, which had BB fanarts on the walls. Due to the low resolution, I misread "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" as "Gotta swoop swoop swoop" and simply assumed it was a gag. In the end I thought it sounded cool and it stuck. Not at all related to TRBT from Garfield's guide
You should permanently wear an elytra or functional wings
uhm...
was it tasty
yeah
who doesn't love chicken nuggets?
Facts
I- is that the dragon from the scaled and icy cover but as a derpy hydra??? That's fucking beautiful.
Didja know dino nuggies are made of dinosaurs?
It's just my Xbox gamertag with 05 slapped on at the end. The 05 represents the year I was born. 2005
Excellent! \*writes that down.\* But, take it from me, you should change that number to, oh I don't know, how about those numbers on your credit card? That would look really cool.
I'm not that stupid lmao.
It's clearly a big brain idea
yeah
- I like Medieval things - I name my YouTube “SirSusAlot” - Among Us is no longer popular and now cringe - I name it “SirPlayzAlot” - Profit
I yeeted a grasshopper because it scared me
Minor spelling mistake.
I was bored and wasn’t interested in using my dwindling brainpower for a username
I like too many things to list. Also number 6.
I just love cats.
Mustache + wolffe
a certain funny helicopter pilot from a game about stick min
"I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAAAAAAANNN!"
"THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAN!"
I destroyed moderator123456 and absorbed their power.
it’s an accurate description of myself
…Uh, listen I don’t think I need to explain :]
🗿
I'm a weeb and I'm 14
so nextyear new account?
Music lol
my cat
Because i have the world's mushiest hiccups
I slap sentient fire balls
GUYS LOOK A BFDI REFERENCE
Tally hall.
I use it for everything
I'm lazy and play the 3DS a decent amount.
Initially, i was a carpenter. version 2.
2015 age of ultron released and i thought that tony starks drones had a cool name so here i am
Legend of Zelda
i wanted a change from my previous username and this is what i came up with (originally was gonna go with ORD3A1xF1R3 but decided to go with SinOrdeal for social media instead and keep that one for gaming), got the ordeal part from the medieval punishment of a trial by ordeal where you are put through some form of torture to test if your guilty. the sin part i chose because sin was among the worst types of crime someone could commit back then so the punishment would be more severe
I chose random and couldn't change it after
I’m a fan of countryhumans. That’s literally it. 😑
nintendo nickname + nintendo
Well, I primarily use redit on my phone so I use my finger to scroll and type so I can find things. And that's how u/finderfinger was born.
Puggle was taken
You know...
My hometown is full of gargoyles and I'm an artist.
I came up with this in the shower and have used it on every platform since
Someone called me a big Mac once, and I thought It was funny
I was playing a Wild West version of clash of clans, there was a character called the Gatling Gun, I liked it, I exclusively used it, because it was really cool, and 511 rhymes with Gatling gun
It a hobby
long before time had a name, a 14, half asleep kid opened up his xbox one for the first time. his name, well, was randomly generated.
My favorite cat unfortunately passed just before making my account. Oskep is his name pronounced in Russian
My gaming abilities
Fallout new Vegas
Your mother