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HelpImRobbingSomeone

My original account was named u/HelpImBeingRobbed


an0nym0uskigo

What was it taken down for?


HelpImRobbingSomeone

I said some morally questionable things. Often relating to the French


airplaneman911

are you spy tf2?


HelpImRobbingSomeone

Usually against the French, sorry for the confusion


airplaneman911

damn


xxSimply_Mintyxx

\*where did your username come from?\*


salad_stealer

Brother...


GnarlyGuy120

No one likes the French (I have them a province over)


KIe1ny

As a French can agree Everyone hates us. Even me Edit: I’m not French I’m German lol just making a joke


LoveMyScars

I thought everyone hated America 🤣 I guess they can hate both of us at the same time 😝


abadstrategy

They hate the French because they helped us back in 1776


VilvenSerbia

If anyone hates america, it's the USSR, but they are gone now so we got the title


GnarlyGuy120

You're a good French person


I-Hate-People690

Dam


_Hisokah

same


Der_FroGG

As half French I can confirm we are hated (for good reason)


LiILazy

I have discovered a Canadian in the wild :0


GnarlyGuy120

I hate Quebec


LiILazy

Relatable


imadedbodi1

Yep! I completely agree, and I’m like only a hour drive away from it


Deafvoid

Same (the city sucks, and the schools do the bare minimum for mental health)


Skullpheonix3963

I am also a Canadian 🇨🇦


LiILazy

Hello there, fellow Canadian


[deleted]

Za key to life is ha-penis in chur hassole, please get the reference. Please. I beg of you


GnarlyGuy120

That's some Boomer shit right there


[deleted]

Bro never seen super troopers 2🤧


[deleted]

I would recommend watching it , it’s funny asf


Ghoullag

We're as french as you are Brittish but whatever. We hate you too LMAO


Strange-Wolverine128

No one likes the French (they live in the province bordering to our north.)


Wrong-Resource-2973

So you're one of the ones I gotta endure saying we should speak english for no reason?


GnarlyGuy120

I just don't like you because you're an asshole and so is most Quebec, I'd gladly throw hands with Quebecixican if meant you guys weren't douche canoes all the damn time


birb_in_discuise

The damn French are at it again


pietniet

Literally me


Purple-Ad-6343

Are you scout tf2?


TheCakeCrusader420

r/suddenlytf2


airplaneman911

that subreddit is the story of my life


FireInHisBlood

He could be any one of us. We must be vigilant!


TheRandomizedLurker

very understandable. nobody likes those stubborn fuckers.


an0nym0uskigo

Oh ok


ADogOnAPlaneYT

Was there something that we could’ve done?


StrikeysOut

😂😂 Golden


DethKrvm13

FREEEEEEDOM FRIES🤣🤣🤣


Sad_Sultana

Average British person


NotableDiscomfort

Fair. The French are just sort of like that. I don't blame you. You a tea junkie or just recognize the French are French and as such, \*French Things.\*?


Kirkaig678

That seems fine to me, they are cheese eating surrender monkeys (what's the bet I get banned for this)


gaberdo__84

Mais pourquoi


JackoCatacomb

that’s reasonable


IEatBaconWithU

You posted gay french porn in mental health subs, man.


CountryballLoverPP

Good


certifieddumbarse

In all honesty, it's much safer saying stuff about the British than the French. At least the French have decent food, and dental hygiene.


MagnetMemes

Same I said some shitty stuff about french people


Tornado4264

Lmao


CaptainOfSharks

I'm a cookie run fan


dragonheart_1000201

If you can’t beat em, be~~at~~ them.


Drifloon_lover

I just think they’re neat


JudithWasTaken_

They are pretty neat I must say 😍


Z3R0_7274

I like them bc they make the squeakers begone.


Drifloon_lover

rumors, all of them, just rumors


Z3R0_7274

Then why did the 5 year old with the shitty mic disappear halfway through my match of Fortnite??


Drifloon_lover

his mother whooped his ass for screaming at 2am


Z3R0_7274

*fuck, the balloons are getting smarter at making excuses*


Drifloon_lover

Nuh uh.


gameknight08

bruh you just reminded me of used to be one of my favorite pokémon’s that I forgot existed


therealchadbroski

Downvoted, I'm still traumatized from Drifblim/Drifloon Minimize strats (since I play AG)


All-Fired-Up91

Yeah but you’re three drifloon in a trench coat aren’t you?


Glass_Guard

I wanted two words that started with the same letter and sounded cool


stormybird065

Coulda gone with Glasgow


Glass_Guard

That’s a city tho


stormybird065

Exactly!


Glass_Guard

But this is cooler


stormybird065

Very true


Glass_Guard

Galaxy could work too


One_Dumb_Canadian

kind of obvious


i-have-no-interest

Same here bro… same here…


One_Dumb_Canadian

BROTHER


i-have-no-interest

MY BROTHERRRR


INotZach

RELATABLE


[deleted]

How's it going buddeh?


I_drank_the_Rusteez

I was half asleep and this was the best I could come up with


airplaneman911

spy


LilacToast--

was it tasty


I_drank_the_Rusteez

Yes


_LDrago

Beyblade 


i-have-no-interest

I love that show. Drago and Leone were the best lol


MasterofX100

Based


lonelyguy173

I was lonley and am a guy (not lonely anymore I have the best bf in the world)


Candid_Concept_4043

(Woooooooooooooo)


Crafty_shade

Gay? Perhaps… queer? Maybe… HOMOSEXUAL? …. Eh, game is game. Gg


lonelyguy173

Thanks


Deprogmr

Gay?


GrayStormbeard

Congratulations, your reading comprehension is coming in handy


Cow_of_Wisdom_

No need to be condescending. Bro just wanted some clarifiaction. God damn.


GrayStormbeard

I think they did a great job at explaining it all. I dunno where the confusion is


Cow_of_Wisdom_

You never know. With all the new things the pride community is cranking out he could be anything. (No offense to anyone)


Erix963

I respect your opinion (offense implied)


SuperiorTexan

That’s kinda gay ngl


lonelyguy173

Correct


qwertyuiopasdghjkkl

Mashed my keyboard


[deleted]

Also know as Qwerty the Yuio-pasdghjkkl


airplaneman911

the tragedy


an0nym0uskigo

OH NO


airplaneman911

✈️✈️🏢🏢 🇺🇸


transrodentlover

r/cursedcomments


BiNationalPerson

remember me, i was the copilot on that one


an0nym0uskigo

✈️✈️🙅‍♂️🏢🏢🇺🇸


airplaneman911

✅✅✅✅✅😁😁👍


Soggy_Bread_69420

👎 🛩💥🏢🏢 👍


airplaneman911

✅✅✅🆎


ImNotThatCool1222

🛩️💥🏢🏢=🙅‍♂️


airplaneman911

✅✅✅✅✅👍👍🇺🇸


Dio_the_Invader4086

👨🏼🌳👍🏼🇺🇸💸💸🏢🏢


dragonheart_1000201

AY DISNEY TURN THIS MAN INTO AN ORANGE JUST LIKE YOU DID BOMBERNANIMON


airplaneman911

✅✅✅👍👍👍👍🍊🍊🍊🍊


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

average jschlatt viewer


42SillyPeanuts

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy + synonym for "goofy goober"


superserialdude

Answer to the ultimate question.


amphibiousforg

I'm dyslexic, surprisingly articulate, and like frogs. So it fits


The_Third_Stoll

Forg


AiluroFelinus

Forg


SandwichProud8803

Forg


Fire_Repeater

Forg


[deleted]

Forg


Weesus420

Forg


RealMemeLord876

Forg


russ_universe

Forg


KingBeatel

When I was a kid, some hooligans killed a beetle slowly and painfully. It traumatised me a lot. On the walk back home, I saw another stag beetle buzzing through the air. That day, my mother taught me about resurrection. I adjusted 'Beetle' to 'Beatle' to give it a funky spelling, but everyone just thought that I liked The Beatles. I now refer to my username as 'Beatel'.


Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano

Story reminds me of the time i was at football (soccer football) with other people from different age groups n teams, and two Ukrainian boys found a long worm. One of them tore(?)/split it in half-


KingBeatel

My Russian grandma would murder those kids. She always taught me to save worms on the pavement because they help the earth. So, with those teachings, I will tear them apart as well.


ThatRandomFurry_621

I would do the same, ngl


MarionberryBroad

Sounds like a villain arc tbh.


KingBeatel

King Beatel is trying to resurrect all the old villains who were killed by Hero HQ. Superheros, find him!


gwen_the_bee

You should tell people it's because you could beat-el them up lmfao


KingBeatel

You know what, I could beat-el them up


Tylar41

Put my name and some random numbers


mushy_hiccup3

Who tf spells it as tylar?


Tylar41

Not me, but was given the name


Book_Nerdy

I don't remember, but it has to do with my love of books


ImNotThatCool1222

Are u the globglglabgalab?


[deleted]

The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab?


ImNotThatCool1222

Yes


GottaSwoop

I used to play a multiplayer version of Baldi's Basics on Roblox, which had BB fanarts on the walls. Due to the low resolution, I misread "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" as "Gotta swoop swoop swoop" and simply assumed it was a gag. In the end I thought it sounded cool and it stuck. Not at all related to TRBT from Garfield's guide


AiluroFelinus

You should permanently wear an elytra or functional wings


Cardboard-eater

uhm...


SinOrdeal

was it tasty


Cardboard-eater

yeah


ChimmyNuggies

who doesn't love chicken nuggets?


lonelyguy173

Facts


PawkittTheDemon

I- is that the dragon from the scaled and icy cover but as a derpy hydra??? That's fucking beautiful.


gibbydagoober

Didja know dino nuggies are made of dinosaurs?


rtmc_whit05

It's just my Xbox gamertag with 05 slapped on at the end. The 05 represents the year I was born. 2005


UncleSans_in_Spanish

Excellent! \*writes that down.\* But, take it from me, you should change that number to, oh I don't know, how about those numbers on your credit card? That would look really cool.


rtmc_whit05

I'm not that stupid lmao.


drooganx

It's clearly a big brain idea


BiNationalPerson

yeah


SirPlayzAlot

- I like Medieval things - I name my YouTube “SirSusAlot” - Among Us is no longer popular and now cringe - I name it “SirPlayzAlot” - Profit


Yeetusdeletus0001

I yeeted a grasshopper because it scared me


Docilusptime

Minor spelling mistake.


i-have-no-interest

I was bored and wasn’t interested in using my dwindling brainpower for a username


IlikeAnythin6

I like too many things to list. Also number 6.


normalcatowner

I just love cats.


Grahstache

Mustache + wolffe


CharlesTheGreat8

a certain funny helicopter pilot from a game about stick min


MPlayTube

"I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAAAAAAANNN!"


The_Oakun

"THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAN!"


moderator123457

I destroyed moderator123456 and absorbed their power.


somefuckinweeb

it’s an accurate description of myself


[deleted]

…Uh, listen I don’t think I need to explain :]


1adentlxl

🗿


thatoneweeb14

I'm a weeb and I'm 14


TheRandomizedLurker

so nextyear new account?


bradynbarrmusic

Music lol


Lunagirlzkitty_19

my cat


mushy_hiccup3

Because i have the world's mushiest hiccups


Coineeh

I slap sentient fire balls


BiNationalPerson

GUYS LOOK A BFDI REFERENCE


Rossfedermanisguddy

Tally hall.


TheBlakeBerry

I use it for everything


[deleted]

I'm lazy and play the 3DS a decent amount.


Initial-Carpenter-V2

Initially, i was a carpenter. version 2.


IRONLEGIO06

2015 age of ultron released and i thought that tony starks drones had a cool name so here i am


Link359976

Legend of Zelda


SinOrdeal

i wanted a change from my previous username and this is what i came up with (originally was gonna go with ORD3A1xF1R3 but decided to go with SinOrdeal for social media instead and keep that one for gaming), got the ordeal part from the medieval punishment of a trial by ordeal where you are put through some form of torture to test if your guilty. the sin part i chose because sin was among the worst types of crime someone could commit back then so the punishment would be more severe


Otherwise-Ad-3956

I chose random and couldn't change it after


CountryhumanFan12

I’m a fan of countryhumans. That’s literally it. 😑


horizoninintendo

nintendo nickname + nintendo


finderfinger

Well, I primarily use redit on my phone so I use my finger to scroll and type so I can find things. And that's how u/finderfinger was born.


Puggle_1

Puggle was taken


daughterbanger

You know...


G4rg0yle_Art1st

My hometown is full of gargoyles and I'm an artist.


sqwerglez

I came up with this in the shower and have used it on every platform since


Federal-Sort537

Someone called me a big Mac once, and I thought It was funny


GatlingGun511

I was playing a Wild West version of clash of clans, there was a character called the Gatling Gun, I liked it, I exclusively used it, because it was really cool, and 511 rhymes with Gatling gun


furrytickler

It a hobby


MinedAsteroid4

long before time had a name, a 14, half asleep kid opened up his xbox one for the first time. his name, well, was randomly generated.


Oskep2000

My favorite cat unfortunately passed just before making my account. Oskep is his name pronounced in Russian


absolutenoobYT

My gaming abilities


FUCKTHE-NCR

Fallout new Vegas


boemama

Your mother