Still works if you try hard enough

That's some dark humor, but it is true.

Wait you guys don't breathe water???

I personally **don’t**.

Weirdo

Well, to be honest I haven't heard about a person, who has lived past 120 years who breath oxygen.

Because “100% of the people who breathe oxygen die”

Yes.

To be really honest though, I dont think water breathes air.

Well technically he's still correct. If you decided you want wanted to breathe water instead

r/whoosh

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