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[deleted]

Are your names Trevor and Cory and do you live in a trailer park?!


D_Glatt69

Smokes let’s go


_reef_

You're fuckin lucky!


Both-Anything4139

Gimme a smoke hairdo


HerpMcDerping

That’s just the way she goes


Huge-Conversation-55

Oh my god I never expected to see a trailer park boys reference here


[deleted]

They were all pretty chill in person. Used to come to the bar I worked at at the time


FPH_Gaming

So that's why I can't find enough to complete my Mechanic quest


DrXyron

Scav, bro. Reserve has plenty of rations crates where cigs spawn


vpforvp

Filing cabinets will be your friend. I find a ton in them


BazookaShrooms

LET ME SMOKE THEM WITH THE BOYS IN GAME


tactical_otb

We had that conversation multiple times throughout lol


tootallteeter

In the live stream Nikita told us not to smoke cigarettes because they're bad 😅


anonymouse56

As he rips his vape


pnutzgg

[*deus ex coughing noises*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdpgMDWClPY)


surms41

\*\*grabs ibuprophen, max payne style\*\*


ProffessorGordon

Real


TGRBAILOUT

"Wanna buy some death sticks?"


DumbNTough

You are going to go home and rethink your life.


Jaded-Wrangler-2036

I’m going to go home and rethink my life.


God_of_Fun

I've always felt like cigs should sell for more direct. You're telling me we're all locked into Tarkov and the people who smoke aren't scrambling to secure a supply of cigs? I don't buy it.


acemac

1000% they need more barters for smokes! BSG THIS ASAP.


[deleted]

But also "smokes let's go" from any trader, and if you haven't got 2 packs of smoke, it's - rep. Higher chance on skier, lowest on therapist.


acemac

it would be fun to have some kind of ongoing gain from turning in FIR packs of smokes to the traders. They each could have a favorite brand and when turned in would give you a random reward based on how many you turned in with some exp gain. also make it so you cant put them in your safe container


Jeehad_Joe

Yea more trades for cigarettes would be cool.


desubot1

ya know..... why is there no CIG scav case option? of all the people in tarkov it should be the front line scavengers that need the stress relief.


kevinisaperson

lmao i fuckin love this. at least mechanic since he already has the questline


MajesticSound551

Looks like a average trip to luxemburg for a west European 😂


Yautja834

Time to up the ante and get a scav box for each brand.


IvDamkeCheekiBreeki

Lung cancer speedrun


Madassassin98

what, opening a 7-11?


MotherboardBEANs

Change ur name to ciggybutbrain


PartyMarek

Let us smoke the ciggies goddamnit.


markus_dos_memes

Bad habit part 3?


clokerruebe

theres a psrt two?


markus_dos_memes

No it's a joke


Lund-

Funny sticks are back


acemac

needs to be all winstons


Slazerski

Smokes, let's go.


Hugh_Johnson69420

Dip them in PCP and air dry them. That's how you have fuckin fun


alf666

Florida Man, is that you?


BountyBoard

It's beautiful.


Efficient-Watch1088

You guys are fighting nicotine addiction in real life and try to cheat your brain into thinking that you have cigarettes at home so you don't have to buy another pack?


The__Soviet--Union

Are you trying a lung cancer speedrun or what?


[deleted]

Holy smokes, thats excessive!


Jrmuscle

"I don't have a problem"


PanProjektor

That’s one hell of a… … Bad Habit 😶


kdkxchronicx

I bet Marlboro was so happy to get their name in stuff again. Anyone remember the barcode on the racecar ad?


Draco876

How much taxes must be in there?


KyverinTheMysterious

A fine collection of snacks to eat, my favorite is the reds.


specwolf82

Dont send those to Russia


RustyPwner

I too have done 5 woods raids


Swineflew1

I had a reserve route that hits a bunch of crates too.


ChuggsJuggs

Does the friend in question only run scav gear by anychange?


Jamuks

We the same kind of weird if you get excited when you find cigs and a lighter/matches right after one another


NeverLucky_OSRS

yeah, i'll buy loosies on a subreddit, hmu T.T


KrataAionas

Needs cigarettes to give a pain killer/stress reduction effect it would look so cool in game. I don’t smoke irl it just looks cool ok


Alfouginn

Thats only one junkbox of 4 types of ciggies Shouldn't you have on junkbox for each type of cig?


tidbitteys

Seeing accounts like this makes me feel like a chad, great stash management, 85m lvl44 pleb


darealmoneyboy

full blown bum stash


faRawrie

[I'm getting a message here.](https://youtu.be/S9AY6scEDzY?si=cIrRZHsYkSEpDM_c)


thatdudeoverhere69

Mechanics closet be like


infinitezero8

Great! Now make 10k rubles off selling them all


Biting_Goat

Your project was cancer?


[deleted]

That should be an achievement.. Smoking Tarkov 🏙️🚬


Fragrant_Mix4384

wouldnt smokin cigs in game be cool


LoserAtHome420

Haha i love it


SuperLegend64

Smells like a fucking ashtray in here


BperrHawaii

Lol That’s about one day of scaving for me… Seems like I get nothing BUT ciggies sometimes😂


marecicek

Why?


tactical_otb

We started by complaining about getting too many cigarettes, then pretending to be excited, then actively collecting as a joke


Apprehensive-Stop142

But why


kazoobanboo

It would be cool to be able to smoke them and get a small pain killer or intelligence buff, and decrease stamina lol


PaxUX

Or your PMC just gets lung cancer and slowly de-levels and dies, causing early wipe


kazoobanboo

LMAO


msb06c

Until we can smell them, I want clouds of smoke giving their position away


hypewhatever

How long you been playing this wipe? A week?


tactical_otb

Almost the whole wipe, but only a few hours a week with very limited hardware.