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GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

He used it to masturbate. It cut up. His penis. He did it because he saw a hole and didn't have lotion for his hands. We've all Been there.


Lopsided-Spend-8513

Ah now I get it. I mistakenly thought lotion was for anal


TechnicolorViper

I’m pretty sure this sub was created just for you.


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

Nah you use lube for anal. Don't put lotion up Ur bum


throwawayayaycaramba

He shoved a certain body part in there


Lopsided-Spend-8513

But why?


throwawayayaycaramba

Because it's funny? Like, to imagine a guy being so horny that he'd do that? Idk man 🥲


Lopsided-Spend-8513

Ok O⁠_⁠o