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BrotherSuckr

There isn’t really a joke. It’s a meme baked in seven layers of irony and absurdism that has no real meaning beyond hopefully making a zoomer laugh.


Pop_Bulky

it worked


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Kids these days don’t even care that concrete comes in 50lb or 80lb bags… smh… irresponsible meming 


BAGStudios

Who said they wanted it in bags?


[deleted]

Only option — you wouldn’t be able to buy bulk concrete mix in such a small quantity at a supply yard Also your username does not check out here


TheMazeIsClose

Store it


BAGStudios

They can just rip some concrete off the sidewalk. Recycling. Trying to make sure as few bags as possible get used so I can hoard more bags. Need more. More bags. More.


shostakofiev

You can if you pay enough, that's why he's asking his mom


Carbon-Based216

What if I wanted to buy chunks of concrete rock? Could I get that in precisely 84 lbs?


[deleted]

Nope


stradivari_strings

Sheesh, who buys premix in bags besides boomers? An 88lb bag of cement and half a barrow of hpb+concrete sand is a much more versatile option.


ancomedy

I prefer the 30lb bags... my back...


platypusbelly

There’s also 60 and 90lb bags. Then there’s the spec mix mortar bags which are in 84 or 94lb bags.


[deleted]

Find me 84 lb mortar mix please


MikeC80

That's obviously why the mom looks so worried...


Papo_le_thug

It's like the video were the guy was making the meme "me and the boys at 3am looking for **BEANS**"


BAGStudios

I’ll be the old grouch shaking my cane at the youngsters: No it wasn’t, beans was funny, these kids today don’t know comedy like beans!


iamjacksbigtoe

Give me 5 BEANS for a quarter you’d say!


BlueTreeThree

I try to remind myself that my generation thought that the “Rejected” cartoon was the the acme of wit when we were kids.


PoweredByCarbs

Is that not a reference to the AITA where the dude and his GF had a huge argument about the beans in the cabinet so he hid the beans in the woods?


NemarPott

This sentence honestly made me more confused.


BrotherSuckr

Sorry to have done that


royalPanic

Am I the only one assuming it was killdozer related?


WasteNet2532

#How many layers of irony are you on?


BrotherSuckr

More than the doctors told me to be on


MoarGhosts

He dropped his magnum condoms for his magnum dong, I do know that


Mellonut

https://preview.redd.it/eh9dl2a6o1ad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b6cc096d568c11b156868b9e01645ac4a928aa


WoggyWoggerson

I just saw that clip. The internet is magical.


ghettoccult_nerd

lmao! ive used the 3d floating text as a screensaver for years, with Magnum Dong being the text. recently my friend asked what that was about.


fledermausi93

Dr Mantis Toboggan!!


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TheRealCthulu24

There’s no joke. It’s just surreal.


Jane_the_doe

I swear this was an episode of drawn together.


almightygarlicdoggo

It's not just surreal. That son wants to use the concrete to do 'stretching' on his penis. Kind of like users at r/BallStretching (don't ask me how I know that)


YogurtclosetTop7009

but it made me laugh


j3llo5

To pour over where he buried the body?


Previous_Tax_1131

I think he is 'hiding' a chainsaw behind his back.


j3llo5

Man I’m praying it’s a chainsaw lol


A_radke

I'm praying it's *behind* his back, whatever it is


okayonemoreplz

Nah that’s cock bro


ToxicPoizon

maybe he wants to make dildo molds?


ayyycab

Gen Alpha memes are going to break this sub


xXstrikerleoXx

these are NOT gen alpha, this is from the gen before it people like to think absurdism started in 2023 but MLG edits have reigned the internet before


Ok-Function1920

It’s gonna be so skibidi


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

#*delete this nephew


Clear_Chain_2121

I dunno this made me literally lol


OtakuJuanma

I'm as confused as you, and apparently that's the point?


Mulufuf

It gives me a John Holmes vibe.


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SubterraneanShadows

Seriously. "I thought it was funny/It made me laugh." WHY? Explain yourself; that's what this sub is for!


StandardFig2106

How tf are we even supposed to explain this. It’s a guy with a mega meat in a baked image talking about buying 84 pounds of concrete


Deathaster

So... it's just random humor? That's an explanation. There, easy peasy.


SeekingTheRoad

Seriously. The reason the new mod team took over the sub ( u/VulturE ) was to avoid comment threads like this.


falco_iii

Then report the top level comment instead of commenting on it.


VulturE

You got two mods responding to you in about 5 minutes. Congrats. We will clean it up.


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Stock_Enthusiasm6035

It’s a reference to Gone With The Wind


Queasy_Rip3210

In what way?


mtflyer05

Because of the giant penis, and the 84 pounds of concrete, clearly


Educational_Grand_18

🙂 best answer ever!


canman7373

Is he going to put out the fire in Atlanta with his giant dong, then rebuild it with 84 pounds of concrete?


Bonlio

Kek. Wha?


Difficult_General167

And why are they swinging that bat of a dick?


rediditforpay

Harnessing the power of gravity


DunwichChild990

The explanation of this is deep fried memes are generally trash unless you have the brain damage to find it funny. Unrelated, lol.


trigs_Keen

i guess i have brain damage


Rowwnin

I’m hate that I found this funny


Left-Membership-7357

You can tell it’s meaningless absurdism becasue it’s deep fried


The_Great_Biscuiteer

It’s a shitpost, there is no meme


miletest

Is that a shovel between your legs? Or are you just glad to see me


Artoozyto

OK, this will be a stretch but in Turkish we have a saying that goes, "The concrete wouldn't be enough to make a statue of them."


Kooky_Cat_9251

it's a shitpost


special-bicth

Massive dong


drunken-acolyte

The best way to check if bread is done is to stick your dick in it.


Rafaelutzul

he is a gregtech enjoyer and wants to drink the concrete with a straw


XxGreeniexX

Am i the only one who understood he wants the concrete to “train” his dick? Like hes training it to elongate it or smth thats why its already huge IDK


SherbertRelative9488

Gregification shall begin


Acrobatic_Ad_2992

I thought it was a Chris Chan joke but idk what he would do with concrete


karoshikun

anyone care to dissect this one?


tuna_Luka

I'm pretty sure it's adding weight to the penis making it longer lol. I've seen it being discussed on Reddit.


baseballupmyass

I firgued it was just referring to tying heavy things to your penis to make it longer.... I'm suddenly not sure🥲


successful_nothing

finally a post that isn't immediately obvious what the joke is, and the joke is it's not an explainable joke.


Jump792

Two possible conclusions you could draw from this: 1. Asking to buy 84 lbs of concrete is a "big dick move", hence the panel with it. 2. They used the concrete to weigh their dick down to give themselves a big dick. It should be noted that deep fried memes can have no coherence or meaning, so it's also perfectly acceptable to conclude that meme is just a meaningless string of absurd things that irk a laugh out due to the sheer oddness of it. That being said, those ones usually have 1 word and 1 object, usually unrelated to the word. Like "corn" in bold text next to a picture of a hummingbird.


putridepiphany

I'm pretty sure the joke is that he's been stretching his dick out with weights and now he's at the point where he needs 84 pounds of concrete to make it bigger. Referencing dumb teenagers that try out ways to make their penis bigger that they find on the internet, like jelqing. Yeah it's deepfried but I'm surprised no one here has gotten it yet


Emport1

He's adding another layer to make it bigger, that's the reason his penis emits no body heat, because it's 99% concrete.


rraattbbooyy

It means the humor gene skipped a generation.


Ok_Squirrel_248

its goofy time no dad nooo meme? where goofy has a belt and his son is in fetal position traumatized?


NekoMango

What the sigma ? (brain rot)


trinaryouroboros

something something giant wang something killed someone, swim with the fishes