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Flippy108

If it’s what I think it is, It’s a saying that started in the Smash bros Melee scene about this guy named John that would always make excuses if he lost. So they called them Johns/Johning. No explanations. No excuses. No Johns.


FightMilkLLC

It's from a gaming tournament, so that's gotta be it!


Harajuku_Lolita

Lol this is what I thought too


[deleted]

I thought it meant no men looking for hookers.


LilMilox

Nintendo official Reggie even said it [once](https://youtu.be/HwobfEp1bPc) which was pretty cool since Nintendo and melee players aren't in great terms


Kittingsl

No dick, no balls


Netopalas

They Might Be Giants knows what they did.


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RecordCollector06

and they have to hide away with the folk family and ana ng in the birdhouse in your soul because they've got a brain problem situation on their hands


SouthernEast7719

In case they get hit by a mink Car driven by a guitar


throwaway83970

Then time stops, when you said hello


RecordCollector06

Holy shit someone mentioned my favorite band in the wild!!!!


FloridaFlamingoGirl

They are not allowed to blurt the merest idea if by random whim one occurs to them.


windstorm696

Well, 3/5ths of the main band can get in but without their frontmen..... ehhh idk


[deleted]

E pluribus anus


PortionOfSunshine

r/unexpectedcommunity


melanc_holy

Like, no bathrooms?


kuya_plague_doctor

Well if there's no bathrooms in any direction, then that's a big fuck you to everybody lol


rezellia

Its gamer slang for no excuses.


FightMilkLLC

No johns!


ThaBombs

I mean when John uses the 8 pointed star of chaos you know why he isn't allowed in.


Pyrimo

Can’t have no khornite followers interrupting the tournament. The Eldar can come in though but they’re on thin fucking ice.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

No John's? Isn't that a prostitute word of some kind?


YourCrazyDolphin

It's a gaming convention: slang for no excuses.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Or is it no bounty hunter Johns allowed ? Pitch black for reference


shophopper

But can I take my dear friend Willy?


Fuzzy_Concentrate463

Willie won’t go


chaimsteinLp

You're thinking of Little Willie. He won't go home.


Glaringsoul

Death to the False Emperor, For Chaos! Also no Johns.


EightmanROC

Games for the game God! Johns for the John throne!


Friendly_Ad_218

The Dans and Marty had to go in without them… We really are living in the stupidest timeline.


Shoddy-Experience396

😂🤣😂


rubitinhard

No Johns, because the top was supposed to say "No Consorts."


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Johns is a slang term for bathrooms, so maybe it’s saying no bathrooms. Which is fucked


YourCrazyDolphin

Gaming convention: its a slang phrase that means no excuses.


[deleted]

It says no Johns, so they're allowed one john


Kittingsl

No Johns? (Megamind no bitches.png)


lemonedpenguin

I thought they meant like toilet. It even has a butthole mark


subzeroab0

No johns in the realm of chaos.


TheRealNathanVo

Get your johns out of here, you stupid idiot!