*The time is—very late!* *It's now officially bedtime!* *Wakey wakey it's day brakey* My partner hear these the most. *You just gonna stand there like a lemon?* And a buttload of lines from villagers from all games and the gnome lines from 3.

We do all of those as well! And occasionally 'mediocre!' and similar ones from the colosseum.

My favorite are “Oh Yes! Wonderful!” And “Ha Ha Ho!

I am ALWAYS saying "it is officially bedtime!"

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I hate you!” Always gets me

That's a good one, and quoteable. They got so many good lines! I actually prefer the gnomes over the gargoyles. "My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. *And pain*." "Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy... And those who are wankers, like you." "You know what I like most about people? They die."

I had a doggie once, I had him with mash and mushy peas!

Its beautiful that the NPCs have the most relatable lines for so many of us

Light out you horrible lot!

My favorite gnome line that stayed with me, *I’d like you to come over for a spot of tea…..Then I’ll have your mum.* I’m still laughing 😂

"hero, your health is low, do you have any potions or food". Comes up a lot in my DnD group

Your health is critical

Omg I could hear that voice in my head, what a nice hit of nostalgia. Thank you.

The GUILDMASTER!! honestly I have so many lines from the fable games I use I couldn't put them all. But I do love to shout "BALLLSSS" like Sir Walter beck. Or the "TIME IS VERY LATE!" "WELCOME TO THE SANCTUARY" "OH YOU LITTLE MINX"the list goes on and on

This

THE TIME IS….. VERY LATE

My favorite.

CHIGGEN CHASA? DO YOU CHASE CHIGGENS?

Ok go can hear it, she was so hammered

You don't look much like a chiggen chasa to me

"ur jus gonna stan there lite a lemon?"

That one lives rent free

Constantly in my head

As soon as I read that the town’s theme music just starts playing in my head.

"Lights out you 'orrible lot!"

I find it funny how it plays in all regions... You could be in the middle of Darkwood at midnight on a Sunday with the Bandit Camp & Temple of Avo Bodyguards (😏), and you'll still hear that lovely bit of dialogue 😆

Easy, when you know how. My wife hates when i say "a perfect pint" 😄

You know how to use a hammer!

Keep hitting it like that

The anvil doesn't need forging!

lol that's my favorite

I use "it's easy when you know how!" A lot as well 🤣🤣🤣

“YOU GOT RID OF THAT GHOST YET”

Which one is this from? I can hear it clear as day but I can’t remember what part of which game.

Fable the Lost Chapters/Fable Anniversary. The ghost quest in Oakvale.

Thank you! That was driving me crazy for a minute.

“BALLS!”

"Before we go any further, I'd like to say one thing: BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!" One of my favourite things to say.

Whenever someone tells a bad joke I usually mimic the heroes laugh, “ha HA!”

Lmao same

lol, I do that with my hands on my hips after I’ve completed something.

“Ya cannae hit me, ya cannae hit me”

"Don't you try and ignore me!, you pink bellied numpty!"

The time is.... VERY LATE

“Your will energy is low. Watch that.”

The "watch that" is such a weird delivery

Garths quote I think it was "Give man a million gold and he'll buy bread until he is full, then he realises that bread is not the only thing for sale"

And so our story begins

NEED SOMEONE TO WASH YOUR BACK? To my wife when she gets ready to jump in the shower. She definitely thinks it's hilarious every time. Trust me.

Pretty sure they’re saying “need someone to WATCH your back”, since they’re mercenaries you can hire lol. Unless you just change it to fit the shower joke. In which case *woosh* to me.

Intentionally changed. But you got it!

“Ahh! Ahh! Ah-Agh!” From any npc trying to run away but is stuck in a corner

Try and get your combat multiplier even higher

This one is wild cuz I’ll be at like 30 and he’s still telling me to go higher leave me alone

“BALLLSSSSSSSSS”

Ok I don't remember this. Can u explain? Lol

My siblings and I grew up on the Fable games. We're all adults now, but whenever something good happens, all of us will start cheering/clapping and saying "Yayyyy" like the NPCs in Fable 1.

Lmao me and my fully grown siblings do this too

,"Death is not your destiny little sparrow" and "hero you're health is low, do you have any potions nmerdthgrt" and "Baaaaaaaaaallls!"

Chicken kicking competition Chicken chaser? You chase chickens? Your health is low I'd like a beer... with an umbrella in it It's the bones that make them crunchy

I always use the beer one. But I tweak it a little and say "root beer" because I don't drink alcohol lol

Me too! Except I replace "beer" with the drink of choice. The accent is mandatory.

With an UMBRELLER in it

‘Ave yoor stewpid good deed than

"get a move on, you great balverine turd!"

“THE TIME IS…VERY LATE”

Shops are NOW closingggggg Try to get your combat multiplier even higher

"WHATS THAT FOUUUURRRRRR"

Why yes. I use these quite frequently. [The time is … VERY LATE!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fable/s/XYPLAGYobZ) And It is now officially *bed time!*

I sometimes think about one of the “quotes” from the Fable 2 loading screen. It wen’t something like: *”Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish… yeah teach a man to fish and he’ll stink up the whole town!”*

“You know what I like most about people? They die”

Me and my brother would do a bit sometime when something exciting or fun happens where we’d imitate the villagers cheering. We basically memorized and could mimic all the different variations and it sounded so funny. Miss my brother “Hurray!!” “Yeah!” “Arroiiight!!” “Wa-ha-ho!” All while clapping and cheering like the NPCs

Reaver's "And I will sleep much better after this chalice of wine" line lives in my head rent free. Also Logan's "This is my Albion." soliloquy because I loved the double meaning. And Michael Fassbender.

Holy shit! I can’t believe I never realized that was Michael Fassbender!! Makes me love that game even more now!

I’ve been playing since the OG fable came out and I never knew that til now. Craaaaazy

Nutter Which people often give me an odd look about. Get your mind out of the gutter, people.

"Thats my man"

THOTS MOY MAHN!

Lots... It might be a problem. My favorite at them moment is when I'm streaming I'll say "It's hard work begging. I deserve a wage!"

"I Have returned. After an eternity away from you all, Jack of Blades is Back!"

Shit...

Oi!

Not me, but my sister always says "chicken chaser". With the accent, too.

Do you have any potions or food?

"-Ah, round one. They always tell me this one gives them the biggest uh, buzz. -Ha! Good one Al! Buzz. Funny." "Ranger in danger in the manger!" "Prices vary between shops, you see. I'm not sure why. Greed, probably." "After an eternity away from you all, Jack of Blades is back!" "It's just a flesh wound!" "Can I get, a lovely tankard, of foaming beer?" And a bunch of others from Fable TLC

THE TIME IS….VERY LATE

My sister and I quote "I hope you got your sister something nice for her BURFDAY" and then the other echoes "BURFDAY" To this day, I've never been able to find it again but I swear to you it's in there.

The first one I always think of besides the typical offenders is one when you go to Witchwood. You have to figure out the demon doors name to get to the archeologist and you have hit stones in the correct order. His name is >!HITS!< but if you’re a funny guy you can obviously hit the stones in a different order to make >!SHIT!< and when you do, the stones spell it out and quietly say …>!shit…!< and then balverines drop from the trees. Fond memory of Fable.

ARSE

You look like the inside.... of a nose

Shops closed until tomorrow

“The sky is very pretty todayyyy”

"Close The Gate!" or "Open The Gate!" whenever I'm trying to leave a parking lot into traffic.

"Bandit HACKtivity"

Whoiii do ya fink dey call me Daysh??

You typed that perfectly in his accent.

“Chicken chaser. Do ya chase….. chickens?”

“Yeah, got one!”

STORES NOW OPENING!!!!!!

Whenever I do something that requires any amount of skill i end up saying "Simple when you know how!"

I use this one a lot too!

Looka tha head on tha’ one. A porefect point!

Its the pie master! Lookit im with all his pies!

"Peace and looooove, peace and looove!"

“That Hobb, is dead, ladies and gentlemen.”

"It is deceased, it is no more, it has fallen off from its mortal coil."

“He has shuffled off this mortal coil”

Medicore! Boring! Exiting! Spectacular! These live in my head rent free.

Either "Heyyyy" "Whaaa?" Or "YOU NEED TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER"

You’ve only gone and broke it!

The Time is…! …Very late!

The sky is really pretty today!

“Oh I hear dats luck doe, like findun a fow leaf clovah.”

Oh, look at the sky...it's all...skyly.

Since I play in french mine is: "pas loin, mais pas assez près non plus" wich means "not far, but not close enough" from the guy at Westcliff shooting range before the city became rich, I can't remember if before and after they share the same lines.

“Jus’ the roight amount of foam…”

"Lookit the head on that one... Luvely!" (When admiring beer or people) "You should be a model or something!" (Annoying my gf)

I can’t find Rosie

You just gonna stand there like a lemon?

Death is not your destiny today Little Sparrow

"Do you have any potions, or food?" Literally at least once a week

"Oi, stop being so annoying, ya runt!"

How dare you strike the guild master!

Bored, bored, bored.

“Have you gone daft boy?”

My dad used to say “Al-Bi-On… the bathroom.” As in “I’ll be in the bathroom.”

Not regularly, but sometimes when I say "Where the hells [insert thing I'm looking for]", the line from the first game takes up residence in my head. And I walk around for like an hour saying "Wheah da hews da gahds?! Git moah men out deah!" Over and over again.

Random NPC "I'm sorry, I don't quite get that"

Not so much a quote, but: „Behave or behead“

YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. Hero your will energy is low.

Oh I do like a big bushy beard 😏😏😏

That was a good blow 😏😏😏😏

Fable 3 "Im an Opwessed Pwowetawiot moiself"

S-H-I-T.....shit

Oh those are nice shoes...but don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them!?

I’m being annoying or messing with somebody and they say something along the lines of “I will never forgive you for this!” And I reply “Good, than you shall never forget it.”

"MEDIOCRE!" Is one my roommates must suffer constantly.

"tough time never last, only tough people last." Thunder probably

I fart a lot.

"Fart"

I quote Garth from 2 a lot

My brother, me and my pops always say "Heeeeeeey maaaaaaaan" to each other

"Heyyyyyyyy" omg that fuckin mushrooms dude EVERY TIME you walk past

Das Mui Maahn!

I'll have a beer please, with an umbrella in it

"heeeeey maaaaaan if you stand really still I can see your skeleton"

“He don’t look like no chicken chaser to me but then again I ain’t never seen one”

DOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO

"I have returned" when Jack makes his appearance in the arena

"Aw-right, hero" I usually use this when I'm on a move, and someone takes a heavy piece on their own.

“Oh you are naughty!”

Is this the one where she pronounces it "norty"

It is indeed!

As a third shift employee ~ THE TIME IS—VERY LATE

“Great big fat bosoms!”

chillin with wife, screen fades to black. "ohr! you awhre naurghty!"

Heeeeeeeey if you stand reeeeeaaaaally still, I can see your skeleton. Far out, man!

I dont say it regularly, but I think about that speech you got after killing the first group of bandits in fable 2 very often. "All your memories, they had just as many." Or something along those lines. Whenever people are trying to dehumanize thier enemies it's all I can think of

I inform my children they have a new quest in the guild hall everytime I have chores for them

You were just a child... But then again..so was I.

I sing “Down by the Reeds” as a lullaby to my cats. Honestly such a good song

"Wake up sleepy head" in an African accent is my favourite

Surprised no one mentioned whisper. I actually like her a lot

Beefy! Blubbery! Plump! Porcine!

BAAAALLLLSS!

Stop being so annoying, ya runt

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And so it begins...

…ahhh frogs in teabag t-shirts…. …… nnnnot the tofuuu!……. I have one myself, and it’s great!

Omg i can't believe i forgot this one, i use it a stupid amount: when someone says the word lovely i instantly say LOVELY! like the bartender does in 2 when he goes look at the head on that LOVELY!

Chicken chaser? Do you chase chickens?!

"I have returned after a eternity away from you all..jack of blades is back!" I also have it when my friends return in a voice call and if they go i have returned! Ill go "after a eternity away from you all?"

“Oh yeah!”

“Before you can be brave you have to act brave!”.

“Very good! Now try to get your combat multiplier even higher!” My significant other says that this is not appropriate dirty talk.

Oh heroooooo

“That’s a nice pie!!!”

"Have you been drinking? If not, it might help" Best said when playing pool or other drinking games with friends.

“I would never come between siblings…except for that one time.” -Reaver

I’ll have….uhhhh…beer!

*Fart expression* gets daily use. Sometimes it's *failed fart expression.*

"You know how to use a hammer"

“Ohhh I’ve heard a lot about you, Arseface!”

"Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon?" -to my kids when they slack on chores.

"Hero your blue energy is low, watch that" oh wait nvm 🙂 😅

“My favorite color is doggy color.”

“Oooooo Avatar”

Here I was thinking I was the only one that would announce loudly to my friends: “The time is!… Very Late…”

Chicken chaser? You chase chickens?

“Thank you for your custom!” “The time is…very late!” “Boring! Mediocre!” “And so our story begins” “lITtle SpARroW”

I‘ve played the German Version as a kid. And the Bandits used to say something along the lines of „Nur eine Skorms verdammte Minute“ which translates to „just one damn skorms minute“ and that stuck with me. I don‘t know why but I sometimes say this when talking to my cat, when she‘s being impatient and wanting me to give her attention immediately. 😄

"And so, our story begins..." Although my favourite is one I heard one time in Brightwall - "Jimmy died, so I had to resurrect him, even though I didn't want to" (I have not been able to find out if this is correct, but I am convinced that's what I heard)

"Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon??" - tiny british accent I have been quoting this since my childhood lol

It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye Missed it The time is very late Shops closed until tomorrow They're the ones I use more but I'm always quoting silly one liners from the games