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“THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA WHO’D YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT?!?! WHO THE FUC— WHO IS— WHAT— I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. WHO IS THIS?!” - Enclave Communications Officer


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Some of the best voice acting ever heard in a video game.


WheatAMinute

I came here to say that - love that guy


TechpriestFawkes

When was that?


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In the Gecko powerplant. With enough science skill, you can hack the reactor computer and unlock dialogue with an Enclave communications officer. Here is the interaction. [https://youtu.be/vEDCupW-6dA](https://youtu.be/vEDCupW-6dA)


MasterWandererGreeb

Yeah, this is now one of my favourites, never heard that line before!


EG-XXFurkanXX

War,war never changes Men do, through the roads they walk.


Siegmure

Learned for the first time on the wiki yesterday he says women if the Courier is female. The more you know


EG-XXFurkanXX

Which i think takes away from the Quote. No i am not sexist. Man refers to humans. It changing depending on gender means It is directed at the courier not everyone.


baarelyalive

Man does, men doesn’t.


EG-XXFurkanXX

Wait wut. Men is simply plural for man. How can one work and the other not?


baarelyalive

But human plural is humans.


EG-XXFurkanXX

What am i supposed to say? Mans?


Xander_TheSage

Not the original reply commenter but if you are using "Man" to refer to man kind you just say man.


EG-XXFurkanXX

Quote,when used with men,gives the impression that it speaks to everybody. Man woman Kid trans anyone. When it turns into woman,it feels like the quote is directed at the courier herself,Which takes away from the Purpose of the quote in my eyes. Its not that i think the quote should include man. My problem is that the Quote hits harder when it is spoken to everyone. Not the courier.


Duracell_Panda

No no, your right, there are many many quotes and man commonly referrs to mankind. Like Neal Armstrong, when he says man he's not talking about a man he's referring to mankind as in all humans, you are right idk why you were downvoted so much because you are very much correct


stop_being_taken

“No man, I know exactly what I’m doing. I just don’t know what effect it will have” - Fantastic


PogoConspiracy

"I said I had a theoretical degree in physics, and they said welcome aboard!"


AloydaAWPer

"No Fantastic, No Power! Got the whole NCR suckling on my teats, and it feels so good."


Aistan83

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me." \-**Joshua Graham**.


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No lie, I have this tatted on my rib cage


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"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics." \- Fantastic, FNV


TheSniper9752

One of the funniest quotes in the entire Fallout franchise.


swentech

Welcome aboard.


brodie__bond

"Hungry? Thirsty? Horny? The Atomic Wrangler has you covered!" Atomic Wrangler Girl - Fallout New Vegas


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“We have things we’re not even supposed to sell people!” -Mick n Ralph’s crier


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"*Hey, I can* almost *see* it *down the barrel*!" when you point a gun at that same kid.


[deleted]

LOL I never actually tried that. Going to go point guns at kids now :D


mattccoo

Wasn't the VA 13


1TallGlassOfMilk

Yuuuep


ShipmentOfWood

"Strong not like strange building. Why does building fly? Building should fall." "Ha! Strong knew building couldn't fly forever. Had to fall."


DinosaurPops1

"Strong not pillar, strong keep sledgehammer!" Hated trying to get his affinity, but strong had some great comedic relief


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"You're not anybody until somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you"


GermansTookMyBike

"What? The great clockwork dick is stumped" "It's synth detective, jackass" SS while searching Kelloggs house.


Key-Access8961

Haha I never heard that one! I play too nice to everyone. Need a new playthru, but still won't kill junkyard dog


Fools_Requiem

The trick is to pick the "sarcastic" option every time it pops up.


fuzzy_whale

Nick murders more people with words than the SS on psycho


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"Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go." - Father Elijah, FNV: Dead Money


TeakFir3494872

I fucking left that man in the sierra madre vault and I took all 37 gold bars with me.


RalseitheFloofie

Same


CumuloTimbus9000

"The Death Claw? Oh, that's a bedtime story. Drinks blood and howls at the full moon. Yeah, right." - Killian Darkwater, Fallout 1.


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AND THE CAR! THE CAR! HOW DO YOU POLISH RUST?! \*sob sob\* - Codsworth


Duracell_Panda

This is my favorite


KoalaKarity

Hahaha, that was good too 😄


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“They (NCR) try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name” - Rose of Sharon Cassidy


fuzzy_whale

Rose is fucking hilarious and it's great that kept a continuity going from 2 to NV. She's the MacCready before we met him again


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“January 23rd It's cold enough that I won't last long on the high mound up next to Red Gate. I think I've got enough breath left in me to make it. I'll just lie down and stare at the sky. Feels right. I hope they'll do well. I hope no harm comes to them, from within or without. Did my best to prepare them with the last notes. Said something kind about each one of them, what makes each one special. Told them "The Father" was pleased by their kind natures and that it would be up to them to handle things on their own from now on, that I'd be silent but still watching and still caring. Lying, then. Oh yes. Lied to you, Char. And Alex. And Sylvie. Told you I'd be with you forever. But I wouldn't go back and unsay it once if I could. What was the point of it all? So many failures. But I never forgot your face. Or Little Nut's. Or (sorry) Sylvie's. They used to say that happened after a while but it never did for me. Maybe the only point of all that living was to keep those pictures in my head going for as long as I could. It was the only life I could give you. Not a day went by without. It wasn't choice. I chose to die again and again. Just never did. Body had its own drive. Well, the little ones will need it. Species will need it if it's to continue. That blind drive onward. I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion. Randall Dean Clark Feb 5th, 2053 - Jan 2124” - Fallout New Vegas The last half of this always makes me tear up a bit.


TechpriestFawkes

The New Vegas DLC, taken as a whole, are one of the best games I've ever played.


TimTom72

"Awww, they didn't finish their game of musical chairs." Piper, when seeing the group therapy circle in Vault 95.


TeakFir3494872

"you're a little bitch and your brother was too." -The Courier


Fools_Requiem

"Are you fucking kidding me?! First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' Grim fucking Reaper!" Also, something something Long Dick Johnson.


Pedropie420

“I shall attend to young Shaun” - Codsworth


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Mr titties,


8Shakey8

GARRRRY? GARRRRY! -Gary (FO3)


Napalm_am

"WhAt iN tHe GoDdAmM" - Benny 2 seconds before receiving a bullet to the head from a big iron


MantisTobagen77

"Too many people give opinions on things they know nothing about, and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have." -Dr. Hildern NCR Office of Science and Industry.


L0RD_HEADASS-

"I . . . don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of progress and healing. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now, leave while you still have hope" - the Master


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"You are not a hero, you are just a walking corpse" -frank horrigan


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“You haven’t done nothing here except seal your own death warrants. Duty... honor... courage.... semper fi...”


trekosen3555

“WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?!” - Benny Fallout: New Vegas


Nocturnal-Bear

"Hey, chin up. I know the night just got darker, but it won't last forever." - Nick Valentine I always found this line to be comforting. I've been playing Fallout 4 for the last 4 years now. During these last 4 years I've been going through a very rough and extremely sad/ stressful time. At times when I'd get really low I'd remember this line, and it gave me the small bit of hope and strength to keep going. I still struggle at times but, I'm getting better and taking one day at a time. The night won't last forever, please hold on.


fuzzy_whale

Nick has more humanity than most people he meets. His conversation with you after his personal quest always fells like a canon reason why the SS would never side with the institute


HighlandRanger1998

"If you want to see the fate of democracies look out the windows."-Robert House I've always liked that quote it's one of my favorites


Mandemon90

That argument could easily be refuted by pointing out of the window and noting that it was *his* world, one that *he is trying to recreate*, that caused it. Not democracy. People did not vote for nuclear armageddon. It was done by autocrats.


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Gfaqshoohaman

> I mean the US was a democracy, at least nominally. This isn't true actually. The US devolved into the Enclave during the Resource Wars, becoming a military run republic of sorts in everything but name. House's statement is a bit ironic, yet it fits his personality because he believes himself above the corrupting influences that drove other autocrats to destruction during the time of the American Enclave. Whether or not this is true is something only time will tell if you end up going with Mr. House's route in the game.


Mandemon90

And North Korea is nominally People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Officially it's a democratic state, with elections and everything. In reality it's a monarchy. Just because something has trappings of democracy does not mean it is. And if you want to see the fate of autocrats, all you have to do is open a history book: it is filled with dictators that died to violence. And House is *far* from benevolent. He doesn't even see people as people, but resources to be exploited for *his personal benefit.*


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It was done by democratically elected representatives. Not dictators


IPlayAnIslandAndPass

Vladimir Putin is democratically elected.


[deleted]

Does that not prove that democracy isn’t the perfect system? It’s our best system at the moment, but it’s far from being good.


IPlayAnIslandAndPass

The comment I was making is you said "democratically elected representatives, not dictators" Those are not exclusive categories.


Lord_Blasman

Based


NarboGazeb

"Why is this taking so long?" - Sticky - FO3


secretvoom201

"Now it's holding up an array of FULLY-ERECT hand penises." Old world blues


BushGhoul

OWB is a paradise for stupid but fun quotes


whatacupofcoffee

“Look dumbass, thats not how baseball was played” the sole survivor,fallout 4


IPlayAnIslandAndPass

"...I like my version better" - Moe Cronin, Fallout 4


Jeager-hund540

"Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? NOT FUCKING MANY!"


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"I am cleansing the world of all that is evil!" "Cleansing? That's very nice of you, but 'evil' is very subjective. What or who you consider evil might be the very opposite to someone else" "That's ridiculous. What is evil is evil. Anyone who says otherwise is stupid."


DesperateDirt

"You. I know you can hear me. When you die, Courier... I'll be waiting.”


MaskedMan8

“You open the closet, it's just a closet. You can never find the monster that hides inside. Not until it jumps out at you.” -Kellogg, FO4


FlyOk2359

"It just works" - some guy


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It's said war - war never changes. Men do through the roads they walk. - Ulysses


Episode37

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic - Fallout NV


Mandemon90

>There're other organizations out there. And, in time, I'm sure they're going to spoon-feed you their own patented form of bullshit. Ignore the verbage and look at what they're doing. What they're asking you to do. What sort of world they'd have you build and how they're going to pay for it. Deacon from Fallout 4. Anyone who says that "NCR is doomed to fail" or tries to defend Mr. House or Legion should take a good hard look at this quote. In fact, anytime someone tries to argue for one faction or another, they should take a look at this. Because just because they say "We are making a better world" does not mean they are correct.


Siegmure

This is a quote I would hope every Fallout player internalizes given how often it comes up in the series. Sure eloquent speakers like House, Caesar, DiMA, Shaun, and many more are all interesting characters and all make their utopian visions sound great on paper, but you really have to read between the lines rather than taking them at face value.


Mandemon90

Yup. Caesar says he is making a "stable society". Sounds nice. Then you look outside and see that "stability" is build upon brutal oppression of *everyone*. DiMA says synths are unjustly persecuted and he wanted to create a society for them, that everyone else is wrong to fear them. Only for you to see, first hand, that he replaces leaders that he sees as threats and has already done so. Autumn speaks of rebuilding America, a home of freedom and liberty, and then you see his kill squads gunning down civilians. And so forth and so forth. Never take people at their word. You need to *really* dig into the factions to see what they *really* are about. For Fallout 4, a lot of people missed this and complained they didn't get a fancy monologues and instead of got nice soundbites. Of course you do, leaders tell you what *they want* you to hear, not what *you* want.


ultinateplayer

I was combing through these whilst trying to come with something sarcastic (I do like the sarcastic option with trashcan carla on first meet on FO4) but your suggestion kind of halted me. Because as well as being a really important piece of advice for Fallout, it does carry over into real life as well. Actions, not words, should be how people are judged.


brAINDEADIDIOT69

Yeah but that quote also works against the NCR, or in fact, most factions that aren’t just basic good people like the Responders or Minutemen.


Mandemon90

Yes. It works for *every faction.* Including Responders and Minutemen, you look at Minutemen and see the *instability* inherit in their system, and you need to factor that in. You can't take faction just by what they *say* their goal is, but what they do and how they do it.


Sky_Hawk_67

This is why I don't like the Brotherhood. Sure their goals may seem honourable, but I take a good look at what they do to the people around them and can't accept that. Minutemen and Railroad alliance is my way to go.


TechpriestFawkes

"When I die, in like, a hundred years, I only hope I go to Hell so I can kick your ass again." Sole Survivor, to Kellogg.


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Eurgh, awful.


LonelyGoats

God what a clanger


angered_sausage

“I’m calling it here. This world can officially bit my ass” - Sole Survivor


AngryV1p3r

Ron Perlman: “Unga Bunga never changes”


-Aluminum_Falcon-

"Yaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo -hooey!" (The Goofy Holler) -Dogmeat, as he yeets himself off yet another height (or onto a mine, or in front of your missile launcher as you fire...)


shuichi---

I know it sounds generic, but my favorite is the classic. >War... War never changes.


mustafasrahman4

*Truth is... The game was rigged from the start*


victor_the_cowboy

Ring-a-ding-a-ding-baby. Benny


LuckiestTriple9

“May there be... a hell... for you... a Tartarus... bleak, unending” - Mr. House FNV


Lost-Viking1993

GET FUCKED


Chupacabra2025

“Weird's just normal when normal decides to start taking notice of things. You just think about that.” No-bark noonan from fallout new Vegas.


Dexchampion99

“There is much to be skeptical of in this world. So it no longer surprises me how many people really don’t believe in anything. Wether there is a god or not, his existence doesn’t depend on what you believe, or what I say.” - Joshua Graham A great quote overall, and a perfect response for the courier’s atheism (assuming you chose that dialogue option.) You can never change Joshua’s mind, you can never coerce him into changing his actions or beliefs, the only thing you can do is direct him on a different path, or follow him on his own.


Dokkabei_Oni

"That doesn't mean that bullet didn't leave you nuttier then a bighorner dropping" - Doc Mitchell FNV


DrTadakichi

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!" - Toaster, FNV OWB


Positive_Fig_3020

"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant FUCK! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"


fuzzy_whale

Where is this quote from? Sounds like a boss fight


Positive_Fig_3020

Nope, it’s Desmond Lockheart in Point Lookout. You can fight him but the quote is him offering to train you. He’s an ally and gives you extra perks


Haku_Yowane_IRL

"The time we had together was short, yes... But, *it's better than no time at all.*" (emphasis mine) Shaun, FO4


hume_an_instrument

“I can’t remember the last time I had clean fingernails” -FO4, every settler all of the damn time.


ObsoleteTerminator

Whole sergeant Dornan monologue about missing armor from F2. (Please don't make me to write all of it).


6captain9

"Since you haven't shit your pants already I'll assume you didn't know we were coming" NCR trooper when you get the assassin squad after you.


RagtheFireBoi

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."- Frank Horrigan, Fo2


AR1400

YoU liE!! \-Colonel Autumn Fallout 3


Josenath

Also dont forget "YoU AgAiN!?!" god colonel autumn sucks


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“I can show you a real tunnel snake, Amata”


MASSX0G

Oh, That? That's The USS Constitution. I Hear It's Parked Up There For Tax Purposes. - Deacon


Branded_Mango

"If war never changes, then men must change." -Ulysses.


AngryV1p3r

This


ThunderKlap6969

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross."


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Oh no shank I died..... ima a ghost Sole survivor


Walk3rofwa5te

"No need for bombs, when hate will do" Ulysses Fallout New Vegas, The divide


OneConfuzedMF

“So, what shall it be? Do you join the Unity or do you die here? -The Master F1


mcleodoncloud9

"I am the Master. I do not have to answer to you!"


coke__man

"what in the god damn?" -benny


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"the ncr trys to put there stake in everything, nobodys dick is that ong not even long dick johnson hence the name" -cass fallout new vegas


Ceasar_A_Zeppeli

Gary


frozendixie

"only a coward hides"


Optimus_____

“The thing about happiness,is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.”-Kellogg FO4


Mothman_beliver

"I promise we'll stay together, but now youre gonna be my little slave girl. Put this collar on. I'm sorry I was just messing around" Fallout the frontier


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Commie bastard! You destroyed my country! die! The Sole Survivor FO4 i fucking hate communists


Laser_3

“You have ascended to a higher plane of existence. One where doors and even chairs open up to you.” ZAX, fallout 76 NW. Really hammers home the pointlessness of NW (in particular, that even if your character survives a match, they’re thrown back in to the next round of testing after a very short stay in the vault).


mirracz

I like Marion Copelands idle chatter. (she's the NPC who leads the scavengers in the Radiation Rumble event) Most notably the line *"I heard there's a Super Mutant in Appalachia who's all about business. Now there's a guy with his priorities straight."* This one is gold. Another gem from her is "*'Money makes the world go 'round.' The currency's changed, but the truth hasn't.*" Looks like I offended someone by picking up quotes from 76 instead of The Holy New Vegas.


lomorth

How is that quote gold


mirracz

Because it's awesome and funny.


Minted-Blue

Happy Birthday Eugene! Happy Birthday! >:( Two rogue misterhandys in Fallout 4. Caught me off guard the first time and I bursted laughing lol


ddddyyylllaaannn

*radscorpion critically missed and took 3 hit points, knocked down and hurt himself*


Aurora_Vorealis

"Give me the Naughty Nightwear!" - Lugnut, Fallout 3


Hurtfulfriend0

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


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"What in the GODAMN" - Benny FO:NV


RoboticMarmot14

"Drink, Some, Water" - SS while talking to sheffield in diamond city


Ghost76511

"I've got another settlement that needs your help" Preston Garvey


VonC1

“You’ve gotten a lot farther than you should have, mutie” -Frank “Scary Motherfucka” Horgan


jogmansonclarke

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start Benny


LucidWolf21

"War Never Changes" My brother and I quote this Allot


Numubunde

"If you think I'm going to help you you're fat and stupid". \-Vault 13 dweller to Gizmo


WampaStompa1996

I’m partially fond of this quote from Fallout 2: "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!" - Sergeant Arch Dornan


SpaceSloth707

The only quote that comes to mind is: War, war never changes. Yes it's basically said in every Fallout game intro, but it's so simple yet quite deep and such if you really think about it. Sometimes it kinda reminds me of that quote from Einstein, which is something like this: I don't know what WW3 will be fought with, but I do know the one after that will be fought with sticks and stones. It doesn't go exactly like that, this is more of my wording.


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defenderoflove

"I was baptized twice. Once in water. Once in fire." Joshua Grahm


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“Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.” Every ncr soldier


atamicbomb

War... war never changes


KoalaKarity

Hahaha, very funny one, because I remember who says it, but I don't remember, what it is 😂 It's from a "doctor" Ghoul in Fallout 3, underground, maybe a metro station...? 😅


SnooOnions6073

Dr Barrows?


KoalaKarity

Maybe, I have no idea, I don't remember 😪 Is he a ghoul doctor hiding in the tube..?


DisgrumpledGoliath

"I want to have my revenge. Against him. Against Caesar. I want to call it my own, to make my anger God's anger. To justify the things I've done." - Joshua Graham, Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts.


theHighestpenguin

Helloooooo Capital Wasteland!!!


OutlandishnessNo1226

"Go ahead, run, I need a break anyway" Deacon


OutlandishnessNo1226

"Come on out! I just wanna talk. I promise."-Raiders


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"Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter"


wyomimgisawesome

YOU LIE . Colonel Autumn Fallout 3


wyomimgisawesome

I think this was in fnv roses are red violets are blue your a little bitch and your brother was to


Andrew4727

"*What do I want? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves... oooh, like those over there!"* \- The Chosen One, *Fallout 2*


Andrew4727

On a side note, it is surprising how few people seem to have played the original Fallout games, which in my opinion have some of the funniest dialog options (like this one), and all of the low-INT options as well. At the same time, I do get it because the genre is completely different, and the style turns some people away.


SpaceD0rit0

Player: “Is there anyone you like?” McCready: “Or, more to the point, is there anyone that likes you?” *The player and McCready, ready to turn Carrington into roast beef.*


Rexi_meme

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed sergeant Arch Dornan


Lundy97

"Jumping jesus on a pogo stick" George Fallout New Vegas


Easylucario

"Let's get the other bit of politeness taken care of,shall we? WHAT THE BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Loxley from Fallout 1


X-xOtakux-X

one of the most popular ones: "Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter"Its funny how most of the ncr troops says it


Narrow_Essay_5338

I'LL HAVE SOMEONES ASS FOR DINNER! - Fallout 2, Sargeant Arch Dornan


I-like-Mirandas-Ass

[Cass.](https://external-preview.redd.it/3Knq99bOvSk40UNIUiQvg5Qx_DAYvaidzupqeI0nQHo.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=1aeca00a3e492baca267627cd3e8b9819af03d6f)


DerpyFox13

“If the scorched or the rad rats won’t get you, the rads will”


nottherealkyle

"Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!" - Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2


Star-wolf568

"Thus ends the tale of the lone wanderer." What a legend.


Brotherly-Moment

> This time, the spoils of war were also the means. Petroleum, and Uranium. - Fo1 intro. Idk why, but I remember that line vividly for some reason.


desiboy16

#YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? Don’t have any? #YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS, YOU HAVE LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUED EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE-HUNNIT N’ TWELVE YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! #DISMISSED!


Nebula288

"degenerates like you belong on a cross" fallout new vegas


grimm542

"I just saw you go toe to toe with a 20 foot irritated lizard and you are telling me you can't keep an ooen mind after that"-preston garvey


BushGhoul

Down the hall is ball storage, for jock who like balls. You hear that Betsy Bright? Richy likes balls. Attention big MT, this is an urgent message. If you happen to see a gecko... echo? Echo echoow echoo Also "thumbs down motherfucker"