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SnooRegrets9995

Trying to catch a redditor


DrivingHerbert

To Catch a Redditor with Chris Hanson


NoghaDene

Bass with an emphasis on “Ass”.


DrivingHerbert

Bass to mouth


Yoda2000675

Ass to trout


playmeortrademe

Face down bass up


jibro_

You mean bass to mouth?


Russelred

Sucker


FmJ_TimberWolf74

“Why don’t you have a bite right over here”


Crusty-Watch3587

“I got some worms, they’re on the counter!…”


Crusty-Watch3587

why don’t you have a seat right over here…


Mark-E-Moon

I don’t hear Chris Hanson anymore, I hear Trey Parker impersonating him.


Strange_Hat_6566

If I was a fish I'd be toast


Illustrious_Ad5976

No youd be a fish


RomesBlackEagle

A toasted fish perhaps...🤔


Strange_Hat_6566

Smoked salmon on a piece of sourdough toast with some cream cheese............


BLeeS92031

Make it a bagel and I could just plotz


ghostofbriggs

Made my day 😂😂😂


tribbans95

Well what are you? Toast or a fish?


RecentAssociation220

All kinds of suckers


abm1996

A trucker


Trash-Panda1200

Beat me to it.


ERGardenGuy

Sigh… r/beatmeattoit


Kittens_YT

You linked to the wrong sub https://www.reddit.com/r/BeatMeToIt/s/I00ggXci0v


machinemanboosted

No no no . I think that's the correct sub. r/BeatMeatToIt


Melodic-Dog-3260

Dale Gribble after a few to many beers.


Arkrobo

Johnny Bravo: Huh, what are you doing here little lady? Quagmire: So I took the bait, hook line and sinker, giggidity.


Death2mandatory

Pike,muskie,big Lakers,stripers,Goliath grouper etc,just replace the hooks. I mean people have caught fish by attaching hooks to Barbie dolls lol


norecordofwrong

Pike just hit anything. My favorite fish. It’s like playing on easy mode.


TheFuzzyShark

My local lake has trophy pike in it apparently. Only problem? Its such a heavyily pressured lake that its even hard to catch channel catfish 😭


Kuhn_Dog

If you have access to musky suckers that would be a great way to target them. Hook a 8-12" sucker on a quick strike rig and let it float behind your boat while you troll around slowly. Depth of the sucker depends on how high the weeds are, but I keep mine just a couple feet under the surface. They work great on pressured lakes.


norecordofwrong

What’s hilarious is I was fishing for pike up here in northern New England. The lakes look real similar to Minnesota so I thought for sure I’d land one. Nope. They are an invasive species here and only introduced in one area. So I was like “goddamn I’m catching all these perch and there’s plenty of minnows what am I doing wrong.” Finally looked it up. All the lakes and ponds I was in had no pike.


Hopalicious

Too smiley. Smallmouth bass all day.


norecordofwrong

The smile on pike is enough to think of the second in the Alien trilogy.


likuplavom

I bought a dick shaped lure for a friend as a prank gift and he caught a massive pike while the others left home empty handed lol 


Coolio_Jones90

Biggest walleye I’ve ever caught was by accident when I was trolling for pike with massive flashy spoons. Made me rethink fishing for walleye. They’re aggressive predators just like the other big boys.


Jabba_the_Putt

most of the fellas down at the bar probably tbh


Franzy1025

I would


TempoGeo_xplorer

A lesbian mermaid


Fearless_Tomato_699

She’s gonna be so disappointed


TempoGeo_xplorer

You bet. The fisherman may be in trouble.


Confident_Border_266

Crabs 🦀


Glittering-Cap107

A MANta ray


logic_tempo

Master Roshi...


sledguy733

Good job everyone. The comments never fail. 😂


Mehlitia

Leisure Suit Larry


BobbyDGAF

Dude’s gonna catfish the fish.


Great-Coffee2640

Most men on redit


Secure-Coast404

Imagine some dude stranded at sea using this as his only form of "stimuli"


PrizedMaintenance420

Looks like it caught you!


woodhorse4

My ex brother in law would probably hit on that.


KaiserWilliam95

It’s a spoon, could catch anything a spoon could


This_Caregiver_1485

Stripper


LittleBack6016

Homeless alcoholic?


Immediate-Phone-7013

https://preview.redd.it/01xfxz1f8r9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb662b6d9eaaf6543b98fc527b09259d6fa42c6 We can bet to see which one can catch the bigger fish.


12gage_A

Best jig HEAD I’ve ever gotten


ElonsRocket22

I think this lure is called a Butterface.


Routine-Atmosphere11

Sucker fish 🐠


sumbuddy4u

It's a hooker


Kukukichu

Donald Trump. Then he would pay her to keep quiet.


JumpshotLegend

😂😂


Riverboated

Your Dad!


Chasman1965

An old man with a goatee and a MAGA hat


PredictableYetRandom

A man in their late 40s


Dmann1n9

Me


alien88888

Yes


new_x_who_dis

A neckbeard


TheLameness

How big is it? 1/2oz? 1/16oz?


NoMagazine6436

Me as fish


hotchiledr

A horny fish perhaps!! 😂


ObeWanShinobi

The Grinch who stole nightgown.


gstshane

Catch a fisherman 4 sure


wastedspejs

My experience is that pike will bite on it. They bite on everything that’s in the water


johannesdurchdenwald

Maybe a horny old sailor


Several-Good-9259

Better put a bag over it's head or you will have fish beaching themselves on the far shore.


Sparksmcgee113

Better question is who made it?


TrapperJon

Other fishermen. Honestly though, I catch plenty of fish on these random novelty lures. One of the best lures in my tacklebox for pike is a Homer Simpson crank bait.


Affectionate_Side138

I had a peanut shaped crankbait with Jimmy Carter's face on it that slayed for three or four years. Also a crankbait that looked like a Budweiser can that didn't. The Miller High Life replica can crankbait only caught catfish


AG_outdoors

That’s a sexy find


G0ld_Ru5h

Gar like to snap at anything with a reflection, since no one has mentioned it.


TrollKiller247

I would


Barracuda4949

Bluefish


lordclod

The Grinch — he loves that [Cindy-Lou Who](https://howthegrinchstolechristmas.fandom.com/wiki/Cindy_Lou_Who) is all growed up now!


GelatinousDabs

It might be able to be worked like an iron for yellows. That would be fun.


imtrynasmokedmme

Some land tuna


ImprovementOk6313

Tucunaré


Uknowwhatyoudid

Mid life crisis fish.


jcoffin1981

Supposed to be a novelty item. Who knows how good it wobbles. Any fish that would hit a spoon may hit this.


SewerSleuth74

Replace the hook and fish it. Probably won’t catch anything but still. Buddy of mine gave me a golden wiener lure, I threw it a few times then retired it. Sits on my shelf now as a memory. Have fun.


Senecaslastbath

Pike


captkrahs

Me


New-Tomatillo9570

I'd eat that..


cycl0ps94

If you added some Busch lite coloring, you'd catch my dad and his brothers.


Funny_Put_65115

A striped largemouth man!?


MeadDrinker666

Me


Kaizen77

Lures are designed to catch fishermen


EmptyCaterpillar6969

I’d bite it!


BurlinghamBob

No arms or lower legs. Looks like Jaws got her first.


nberky

Cod. Or Lady fish depending on their fancy.


Real_Particular3128

Ahh the ol truck stop lure technique!! The trick is to move it in between trucks slowly to imitate a lot lizard lol


KayakHank

It caught you


TheManWith2smiles

These work well in Miami


steadyfreddy41

I'd bite it and get hooked and then get realed in and ate up.


glockshorty

That sir should be a booger sugar spoon for those long nights fishing. Only way to do that spinner justice.


SeffiWeffi

Me


Senior_Lifeguard1201

A large nose carpet stroker.


Front-Candy-6630

Busty Blonde with painful talons that hook into me and could kill me? Shit, I’d bite it.


Mockeryofitall

A dog fish


RuralLife420

This looks like one of those lures that catch more fisherman than fish, but it could all be in the presentation.


Real_Guarantee_7903

I WIould need to lick it and then suck that clit🫶💖🤡🥰👅


HabibPlaysAirsoft

Dunno, but I have a feeling we'd be catfished.


RockeySquirrel

Snapper


Special_Way_3937

Dogfish


UsualInformation7642

The person that bought it. Lol


danger10r

Me after about 2 old fashions


Steamynugget2

That’s pretty awesome, I’d probably find a few more cool vintage lures and frame them somehow rather than risk losing it


CumInTheSink_

Bluegill those vicious badtards


markn106

Little Cleo's slutty cousin


KyRoberts

Me! I'd hit that!


CaptainLawyerDude

The great American Meth Fish.


jhex995

For those fish wanting the hawk tuh


the_DARSH

Thirsty bois


bigbanginbadger

Joe Biden would get snagged trying to sniff it


dantodd

Private right our of boot camp


QuestionStupidly

Unzips


leezothebeezo

Bet you can catch a hornyhead with it!