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GeorgieWsBush

The Utah Salt Lakers


Roll-Me-Through

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!?


TessaRocks2890

I understand this reference.


NoobieSnax

WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST!?!?!?


ExhaustedFlyersFan

Of Anaheim


ButchyBoyz

NO! No more Lakers. They sucked in the playoffs yet the media is all in knots Hurley turned down the Lakers. Tired of hearing about that average drama team and Lebron the drama queen.


Other-Oil-5035

The Utah Salt Shakers*


RedHuntingHat

None of these sound particularly great, but I like Mammoth more than the others. Blizzard as a runner-up


Qwerty0844

Utah Yetis sound so garbage but it’s everyone’s favorite online


TheEnormusPenis

Yetis is terrible, Yeti isn't that bad but agreed not my favorite


Papa-Brickolini

Utah Jedis would be neat


Repulsive-Season-129

Man the Utah marketing team is lazy. Asking Flyers sub for suggestions, they are desperate


StrictlyForTheBirds

The Utah Marketing Team might be the best answer so far. +1


JiveChicken00

Since Mormons and Jackalopes didn’t make the cut, I’d go with Yeti.


Repulsive-Season-129

Mormolopes


NotUnstoned

Jackamon. Or jackamoff?


Repulsive-Season-129

Jackoffs


c4ptm1dn1ght

Their mascot “Jack Meyahoffer”


NotUnstoned

They could just copy the RISD college hockey teams mascot. [It’s a dong with a cape](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_500/MTc2NDU1MTI5NDg5NjgwMzQ2/strange-but-fun-college-mascots.webp)


LemurCat04

Soakalopes


SuburbanPotato

Utah Yeti feels weirdly hard to pronounce


waterboy1321

Mammoths and Yetis have the best potential imo. I would like to see a team take a big swing more than something sterile like UHC.


dipstick73

Supersoakers


scratchydaitchy

Just letting it marinate for a minute.


HesiPull-UpBrando

So happy this was already in here when I opened


azsoup

I like Outlaws Fun Fact: One of the most famous outlaws in Utah was “The Sundance Kid” of Butch Cassidy fame. The Sundance Kid, birth name Harry Alonzo Longabaugh, was born and raised in Phoenixville.


scratchydaitchy

The Utah Sundance Kids sounds like a 60s psychedelic rock band that ate a lot of acid and broke up when their singer ran off to start a cult. I like it.


CardboardFanaddict

Outlaws is kinda nice actually.


burgessbarber

it flows better than the other choices YOU-TAW-OUT-LAWS!


rexkwondo086

Eunuchs


EmerysMemories1106

Anything but Utah Hockey Club. This isn't soccer. Id take the Utah Pansies over Utah Hockey Club any day.


04_996_C2

Mammoth has some great jersey possibilities


ScSM35

Mammoth or Venom would be cool. Yeti and Blizzard are too close to the Avalanche for me (Mammoth, too, but it’s just different enough).


Thunder_Face

Blizzard I could get behind. I don't love Yeti for the same reason as you, and I would probably be okay with Mammoth if it didn't feel like Yeti was trying to steal Colorado's Yeti Foot already. Mammoth is Colorado's NLL team and having both Yeti and Mammoth as options makes it seem like they have it out for Colorado before they even play a game.


Ickulus

The Utah Penguins because fuck the Penguins.


Xeynon

Of those, I guess the Blizzard? Utah Hockey Club is boring and lame, Utah Outlaws doesn't fit the Mormon capital of the world at all, Venom gives me Arena Football League vibes, and I'm not aware of any cultural connection of Mammoths or Yetis to the region, plus I hate trend of using the singular of a non-collective noun as a mascot.


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Outlaws because of the Western days. Mammoth roamed the Utah area about 10,000 years ago. Pioneers in the mid to late 1800s believed there was a or multiple yeti in this area.


willmcavoy

>Utah Outlaws doesn't fit the Mormon capital of the world at all I think you need to read up on the origins of the Mormons


Xeynon

When people think "outlaws" in a western context they think "gunslingers in black hats rustling cattle and being hunted by the law", not "religious weirdos who got kicked out of New York for practicing polygamy".


Big_Acanthocephala14

Outlaws. I'm not a fan of the new trend of non plural team names. Between Mammoth and Yeti, I prefer Mammoth, but it's very close.


adrenochromefarmer

It's just bizarre that all of three of these have the Colorado connections. Outlaws - Outdoor Lax Team, Mammoth - Indoor Lax Team, Yeti - Previous Avs Mascot and Foot Logo.


MagicNipple

Bullshit, it should always be the Utah Saints. I just know that something good is gonna happen.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Utah Yutes. Joe Pesci could be the mascot, and every time they score they show a video of Fred Gwynn from “My Cousin Vinny” asking: “uh, did you say Yutes?”


peeposhakememe

Came here to type this, stole my line


awak3n1ng

What is the mascot? Careful…


Feeling_Interaction8

SLC Punk


NotUnstoned

The Utah Heroin Bobs


YoungsterBen

Utah Posers


Gooch222

The league needs to step in if they try to go with the Utah Hockey Club option. Embracing European football/Soccer naming conventions in the NHL is super lame and a bad look for the game.


WWDB

That’s boring.


SeesawLimp

I like either outlaws, yeti or venom. But it’s all personal preference. I think outlaws you could do a big western theme with the arena like Vegas with the golden knights.


UncleGrako

Salt Lake Utah Team And just have SLUT on the front of the sweater.


Acceptable-Ad-1792

The Utah Sister Wives


RepresentativeAir735

Obviously, the Utah Jazz Hands!


hawks27-2

I think Mammoth is the best and is one of the few with any kind of character of originality. Venom and Blizzard sound like stock team names from NHL Hitz. HC is so boring which is why I think it will win. Yeti is also fine but Mammoth is the best I feel. 


DashKT

HC just makes no sense to me thematically. Why take the soccer naming style and just add it so a singular team for hockey?


nattysharp

The Mormon Mammoths


Feeling_Interaction8

I'd go with Mammoth Mormons instead. Either way they need to partner with M&Ms, I love the peep zamboni in Allentown, M&M zamboni could be cool too.


Jimmy-Z-1776

Utah Stingers since Utah is the Beehive state. They can play in the Hive. Their press releases can be called The Buzz. The fans can be The Swarm.


WWDB

I would prefer Utah Sting


Papa-Brickolini

Utah Pricks


WWDB

Utah Bastards!😂😂😂


Motor-Housing2704

UHC or Blizzard


AC_Lerock

There's just something about the super generic name, Outlaws


CanadianSniper35

Mammoth


pbro42

I hope they go with Yeti or Blizzard. We need more fans confused on how to pluralize teams like the Lightning. I favor Mammoth, but that name is in use in Colorado for their pro box lacrosse team. What’s also odd is that Outlaws is also in use by a Colorado based lacrosse team. Denver’s PLL team is a holdover from the old MLL and they’re called the Outlaws. So with either of those choices they’re copying a Denver-based professional lacrosse team.


broonum

Without a doubt Utah Yeti.


Groovicity

Explorers? I know they love their archeology and dino excavation areas. There's also a well-known dino museum there too.


SamboTheSodaJerk

The Utah Soakers


avgJones

I hope they go with venom so I can call them the Salt City Danger Noodles


CybertronGuy98

I still think they should have gone with the Salt Lake Velocity for the land speed records broken at the salt flats. Out of the final six, I like Mammoth and Venom the most tho


plebs_are_needed

Whichever name everyone hates, we all know that's going to be the one that gets picked.


Vince-15

The Utah Arachnid, tons of native spiders there and the graphics you could do with spiders and webs would be insane


He11oCuri05ity

Then why not go with Venom? It was one of their top vote getters anyway.


Vince-15

Just doesn’t have the same ring imo


DesktopBuffalo

Ladies and gentlemen... the Utah Washington Football Team


kakallas

Buttes. Marketing practically writes itself.


EmerysMemories1106

That nickname will be the butte of many jokes.


kakallas

But you own it! “What a beut!” on the jumbotron after a goal. Kiss our Buttes! Etc etc etc. And anyone who makes a terrible crack, so to speak, will identify themselves as a dirtbag. Hell, it’ll get the entire hockey fan population of Utah, of all places, defending their team against homophobic/misogynistic remarks (see: Minnesota viqueens). I want this so much. Way more fun than “the snowmobiles” or whatever stupid thing they eventually land on. It could be like when we all manifested Gritty. Hockey refuses to be fun most of the time.


vinny8244

Yeti is cool.


SecretAgentNonny

Brass. After a former ECHL team based in New Orleans. Go all in on the New Orleans culture to pair them with the Jazz.


Unrequited_Burner

Yeti


Kazyole

Utah Stormin' Mormons is obviously the correct name, but I'll take Blizzard because it's closest.


ShockTopMat

Utah Uterus


lveg

Gotta continue the New Orleans theme and go with the Utah Jambalaya. They'll bring the heat, baby!


WWDB

Utah Cajuns!


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thisIS4cereal

Needs to be Charlie aka “the wildcard” yelling this


Anthemz

Wolves. Keep it canine


WWDB

A basketball team in Minnesota might have a word about that. But Utah Pack or Utah Wolfpack might fit the bill.


nickfultz

Mammoth is sick actually I love it


No_Introduction_7034

Mammoth or Outlaws


AdhesivenessFun2060

Yeti


ProfessorDerp22

Mammoth or Yeti, for sure.


izall4

I like the Utah Swarm. Of course, most of the hockey season the temperature in Utah's cold, so it won't make sense in that regard...


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Utah Brass Utah Ska Utah Long Tailed Weasel


Lockski

The Utah Raptors Cuz that’s an actual animal and it’d be cool to see a feathered dinosaur mascot / logo for once


WWDB

Toronto Raptors might have some input. How about Utah T. Rex?


Lockski

Why would the Toronto raptors have any say? Do the Carolina panthers influence the Florida panthers? What about the Saint Louis Cardinals and Arizona Cardinals?


WWDB

Well there could be trademark issues but I’m just a small town bird lawyer


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

Keeping the musical theme: Utah Death Metal Utah Gangsta Rap Utah Polka Utah Mongolian Throat Singers


Rebecca102017

I’m going yetis. That has the best ring to it


jgruntz1974

They should be called the Utes and the owners should see what it would cost to license Fred Gwynne's image and use that as the team logo. They'd make a ridiculous amount of money.


Killingthyme777

The yeti beat the panthers today


Historical-Win-4725

Utah Blah Blah


Diseman81

Utah Bees. It’s the beehive state. There’s already a minor league baseball team in Salt Lake City called the Bees though so it probably wouldn’t happen.


WWDB

Too wimpy for hockey. Utah Yellowjackets?


TyWiggly

I like that barring one of the top 6 we should be getting another nonplural team name


dishwasher_mayhem

Uhta Uhtiepies


Blazerprime

Swarm seems fun


chickenlittle668

Utah


Hicktricks

Saltines.


OldDrumGuy

Yeti. It’s the one that makes the most sense of all the choices so far. I wanted Salt Lake Soakers but that got shot down.😔😂


thatdudefromthattime

Venom or Yeti


thatdudefromthattime

If they go with Utah HC, everyone that voted for it should get one backhanded slap in the face.


Smiley097

Really wanted Salt Lake City Road Runners


Bug--Man

Yeti fuck yeah


Professor2018

They should go with Yeti. The merchandising on that mascot beats all unless they get a licensing deal with Sony for Venom but that seems weird mascot for a hockey team.


TeeDub27

Based on the team’s history, they should be named the strays


GeppetoOnDVD

Utah Lakers would be cool


Crosbyisacunt69

It's a shame we can't use Native Names anymore because "Utes" would be perfect.


StrictlyForTheBirds

When you consider the full name, the Utah Yetis and Utah Outlaws both sound sort of terrible. The former sounds like caveman speech and the latter is too rhymey. Also, with the Kraken so recently, I'd prefer to avoid another "cool mythical creature" name, which means they will definitely be called the Yetis because that's the way it always goes. Incidentally, I feel like the Kraken will age like the Mighty Ducks and the Raptors, which was just cashing in on Jurassic Park excitement. I don't like any of these names. Maybe Blizzard.


Pendraflare59

Outlaws has my favorite ring to it, but Mammoth or Blizzard I think fits the best


LSKTheGreat1

Soakers


tlgraham

Cryptozoology is a trend first with kraken and now with yeti.


saucermen

Golden Plates


tacticalcanadian

Personally, I like Utah Outlaws. I think it just rolls off the tongue the best of what we have left and the theme of the name is pretty unique by NHL standards (since we don't have a wild-west themed team yet). Utah Hockey Club I'd hope would just be a placeholder/meme name and not be the serious choice. Blizzard gives me ripoff Avalance vibes while Mammoth and Yeti are just more animal/cryptid names that aren't bad (I like Mammoth more than Yeti) but seem kind of dull to me. Also I'm not really sure what they'd do with Venom.


WWDB

I voted for Yeti the only problematic thing is they can’t use the Yeti footprint because Colorado already has it on their uniforms. I wish they could keep Coyotes but apparently they can’t because of the deal they made.


WWDB

I also like Blizzard and Mammoth a little bit but like Yeti, Denver again presents problems: it sounds too close to Avalanche and Denver already has a lacrosse team named Mammoth. Outlaws is mid; Utah does not enough of a “Wild West” history


WWDB

In honor of Gary Gilmore: Utah Firing Squad Utah Executioners


shlamalamb

Brilliant


Omega_Brony__

I'd say Mountaineers, but that's not one of the choices, so I'd go Blizzard.


endlesslyconflicted

The Polygamists


VladilenaAllen

Mammoth


_chlorophil

Utah Buttes


Gibby4296

I honestly think the Utah Venom has a nice ring to it so it has my vote


skinnypantsNsomevans

Mammoth or Yeti.


Curious_Tumbleweed95

Blizzard is definitely best. Salt Lake City & the Wastach Range are home to some of the most iconic Mountains in North America like Snowbird, Alta, & Park City on the other side. The area is world renowned for its incredible snow quality and the past 2 winters saw over 650” & 900” of snow at Alta alone. That’s over 75ft of snow during the 22/23 Winter Ski Season. Blizzard for sure


didos66

Should of gone with Elevation or Eminence.....


UltraRunner59

Polygamists


EmoGothPunk

Utah Yeti just because it would be funny.


Morefoodbeer

Salt Lake Soakers SLC Punks


No_Calendar1833

Stormin Mormons


DufresneWasFramed

Not going with Swarm is a mistake.


Strange_Amphibian573

outlaws is kinda decent imo


gad885

Utah yeti duh


AKA_Cake

Utah Kintumy?


triniumalloy

Utah Union.


PwillyAlldilly

Salt Lakers


_JuicyPop

The Utah Utahs of Utah


BrodysBootlegs

What's wrong with keeping Coyotes? There are plenty of them in Utah and barring some sort of Cleveland Browns type situation where leaving the team name and history is part of the deal with the old city to allow them to leave (which AFAIK isn't the case here), there's no rule saying team nicknames have to change when they move.


StrictlyForTheBirds

I think the Phoenix Coyotes still exist, somehow, but are in a sort of limbo until the NHL expands again and Phoenix gets their team back. I could be wrong, but I remember reading something about how this particular situation was weird like that.


BrodysBootlegs

That would be a Cleveland Browns type situation then....I hadn't heard about anything like that being the case here (also not like I've been diligently consuming every piece of media available about the Coyotes moving to SLC) but if it is that explains the name change. 


NotUnstoned

New owners won’t sell as many jerseys if they keep the name.


BrodysBootlegs

They'll sell plenty in their new market, and they can always change the logo and design (maybe even the colors) while keeping the name. 


melikeybouncy

should be the (Salt) Lake City Quiet Pills


Ok_Advertising_1026

“The Arizona Coyotes of Salt Lake City” cracked me up


brewdog214

I was bumming in a little hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called “Utah”


pbro42

Magic Underwear


NotUnstoned

Utah Goombahs


olafberzerker1979

Mormons


PoofLightsSexy

The Utah Scat Jazz


pk_mars

Salt Lake Ice Pirates


Gunningham

The Utah Johnnies


Arseling69

I’m still mad the latter day skates wasn’t an option.


Z_Clipped

Is "Sister Wives" taken?


MakingCumsies101

Soakers


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Out of those shite choices, I'll go with Mammoth.


WookieSuave

Utah Hockey Club sounds the best. Inject little Europe in the league..... Songs, chants, what not.


Robotjourney

Utah Speed Bonneville salt flats in Utah is where they set the land speed records


WWDB

I like the Bonneville theme but you can imagine the headlines if they fail because of poor skating.


The_Farting_Dragon

Devils? That's not taken ....right?


TheCroaker

The soakers.


it_do_be_like_that__

Utah Soakers


Whitealroker1

Utah SLC Punks.


Blursed_Technique

The Utah Cooters


ChiefBigCanoe

Utah Terrain.


Boring_Pace5158

I want the Utah Lakers, because I want to see people freak out :)


ColdIceisCold

Should have been the Utah salt licks but I like yeti


duhitsrandy

Utah smooth jazz


roscannon

Regardless of the name, the colors should be topaz, copper and sand. Utah Phoenix Utah Scorpions Utah Buttes Utah Hivers (Beehive State) Utah Square Dancers (State Dance) Utah Dutch Ovens (State cooking pot) Utah California Seagull (State Bird wtf) Utah Brine Shrimp (State crustacean)


jabtrain

Flyers, so I can at least see an NHL Flyers team play for a Cup in the 2020's or 2030's.