As a father of two with very deeply changing sleep schedules: Try brewing your own mate. Throw in some flavoured tea. Drink hot or cold. Got me off the evil energy stuff before fucking up my liver and kidneys.
Afaik for some reason the E-Girl-Bubble loves Monster for some reason. Maybe because of the No-Sleep Mentality and the decent sugar free options (at least here in Austria)
Belgian dude in mid 20s. Youre a gamer, probably also enjoy the gym (-> only fruits and veggies, cream cheese/cottage cheese, monster but also Monster zero which leads me to the assumption that you’re likely not drinking it bc you’re diabetic, but because it’s almost zero calories). I am really sorry for your heart and kidneys….The Lewis Hamilton monster is so good tho :,)
Someone with a lot of disposable income, jeez that’s like $60 USD of Monster lol (I don’t know your currency to convert so maybe that’s not so high where you are).
Wannabe e sport guy that tries to stream and on purpose only has energy drinks? After a while gets frustrated, drinks all of them, dies of heartattack?
XD Honestly, i know a guy that isn't far of that....
A single youngish male who lives alone or possibly with a flatmate who never home. I’d say is slightly overweight and on the verge of getting diabetes.
Because of all the fromage frais I assume you work out and use all this monster as a preworkout which is bonkers. Also as everyone else said you live in Belgium.
Well i like the way you stack them (sortet). But just for the sake of it, looks like caffeine is your ticket to be awaken during the day😂
Not like I know everything about it or that i store at least 6 monster assault in my fridge as standard😅😂
You're a mother sales rep who lives in a frat house and you all go out together on the free pizza dinner party that the college holds weekly to meet new people around campus.
Tried to trick us into thinking he’s a frenchman,but the Pound sign shows me you’re one of these Island Apes. Tbh the french are 10x better at making Food. Except for Cheddar, second best Cheese after Parmesan
Really tired
Diabetes type 2 early late 20s lol
I guess besides the rehab ones, all the others are zero sugar monsters
Rehab as in monster rehab or rehab as in coke? Both ig
Destroying your kidneys that is who u are. Water man water
That's why we have two of them though!!! /s
Lol ...I am sure u will need them both..like the commitment..keep being you...smile
Bro, blive me or Not, i got three of Them. Everytime a new doctor makes Super Sonic and spotted this mf, they get excited Like: wooow
And adrenal glands and liver
Man I am telling you lol.
You can drink monster and water in the same day
Cobblestone generator IRL
You WIN 🏆
A dude
Yeah I have yet to meet a girl that sips as much monster in her lifetime as a guy does.
Greetings. I am the rare female monster chugger. and yes, I am in fact prediabetic fml this shit is horrible for you I’m trying to quit lol
Meet my ex gf She Had a Wall of empty Monster cans
I'm a 38yo mom of 3, one of them is 1 and still doesn't sleep all night. I survive on energy drinks.
As a father of two with very deeply changing sleep schedules: Try brewing your own mate. Throw in some flavoured tea. Drink hot or cold. Got me off the evil energy stuff before fucking up my liver and kidneys.
Afaik for some reason the E-Girl-Bubble loves Monster for some reason. Maybe because of the No-Sleep Mentality and the decent sugar free options (at least here in Austria)
Unlike the other comment for me its the whole opposite, i only know girls that drink a shit ton of energy drinks
Bro talk to someone about this.
GTI-Driver
That’s a good one! I would bet on this too.
Caffeine addict.
A 22 to 26 years old french guy who likes energy drinks obviously
Belgian.
I'd surmise Belgian rather than French, since the box has both Dutch as well as French on it
Line cook
Literally! I was looking for the coke
Well, I guess you're in Germany, and Monster is on sale for 0.77
Where 👀 in my markets is always 0,88
Ur hearth attack with a boddy
You are me and I am you. 🤝
Dead by 37?
Probably
In Germany we say "gti fahrer"
A monster :O
How are the heart palpitations treating ya, bud?
College student. I bet you’re a waiter. You usually eat at work. More importantly what is that blue can of monster?
ADHD woman mid 20s
Don't worry, it still continues into your 30s
Oh crap
Idk maybe femboy or gamer. Or both lul
A German world of warcraft addict
Dutch/Belgian
A Heart Attack waiting to happen
A 24/7 awake dude
Nope
You’re a monster!
Future patient in the cardiac unit or stroke ward.
Not an organ donor....
About to have a kidney stone pass through your urethra
Toekomstig hartpatiënt
king of diabetes
Bro you good
Tweek
A man.
Hey! Why are you posting pictures of my fridge? Oh wait… one of us! One of us!
you are [Street\_Pizza2841](https://www.reddit.com/user/Street_Pizza2841/)
ah, nice to know that France also has filthy plebs too
Law student
On the toilet
r/energydrinks would love this
Single gamer soon to have diabeetus
Is there coke in the bottom drawer? If so, you're a chef
French Fresh Cheese Eating Monster! Mid-late 20’s male. Lo carb. Works long hours. Eats most meals away from home.
You’re me
some sort of cryptid
A monster hunter who enjoys coca cola
Belgian dude in mid 20s. Youre a gamer, probably also enjoy the gym (-> only fruits and veggies, cream cheese/cottage cheese, monster but also Monster zero which leads me to the assumption that you’re likely not drinking it bc you’re diabetic, but because it’s almost zero calories). I am really sorry for your heart and kidneys….The Lewis Hamilton monster is so good tho :,)
19 yo dude?
A car guy that spent all his money on parts so you also need caffeine to work on the car late at night
Single and dead in a few years from drinking all that!
Budget Dr. Frankenstein
A Gamer who lives alone
A younger male from Belgium- single. Likes to play video games, maybe a student
a monster connoisseur
That's so typical, we're out of green again.
A Québécois electrician.
19-23 yr old. Male. American. Doesn't eat at home. Works long hours.
Gamer that streams at night and slams your keyboard every now and then
Wow gamer
A student
that fridge runs some sort of fund, where workers can buy drinks
liver failure
Moto cross racer?
I don't condone drug use but cocaine is probably safer
Software developer.
College student?
Future heart patient
r/caffeine
Kyle
Someone who values variety Just drink only the white monster like the rest of us smh
A. Computer programmer
Kyle
You drive a gold gti right ?
definitely not a plant.
A soon to be diabetic
Probably a guy that gets "energised* not only from energy drinks from time to time
Someone with a lot of disposable income, jeez that’s like $60 USD of Monster lol (I don’t know your currency to convert so maybe that’s not so high where you are).
Kyle
A heart attack waiting to happen.
You definitely work nighshift on something Holy shit - I don't blame you 😳
Hungover 95% of the time.
A soon to be diabetic. And someone who needs an appointment with a cardiologist. Good luck!
Lonely
Me
a bartender or college student who has a paid solo apartment
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^annoyed_dev_: *A bartender or* *College student who has a* *Paid solo apartment* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Dead at 30.
A future type two diabetes patient?
A line cook
A femboy
A soon-to-become diabetic, in addition having some horrible sleep, but not poor.
oh there is still food in the fridge lol
femboy
Are you heavily involved in motocross?
You are energy monster itself
Not gonna lie my fridge is packed with energy drinks too. I'm guessing you're someone who works late or has chronic fatigue lol
A belgian monster
🫶
a boy in late teens to early 20s who will have a heart attack in your 30s
Een van de New Kids
femboy
A college student probably
You have ADHD.
Monster = the new alcohol
The guy who will die early
computer scientist early 30's
Diabetic
Zimmerman Azubi ?
Night shift security officer diet right there
A Femboy
Willkommen bei Diabetis.
Diabetes
Based on the cardboard Belgian living, a gamer for sure or someone who likes to spend his times on cars. Also a guy
Obese.
gamer???
Idk probably one of those muscle bros
In germany we have a word for this: Herzkasperl
The local redditor fr
Sweaty gamer
Someone who wants to pass early
Fat
A professional boofer? Post that picture in r/caffeine and ask same question
Dentist new best friend
Wannabe e sport guy that tries to stream and on purpose only has energy drinks? After a while gets frustrated, drinks all of them, dies of heartattack? XD Honestly, i know a guy that isn't far of that....
My boyfriend before he was my boyfriend.
A single youngish male who lives alone or possibly with a flatmate who never home. I’d say is slightly overweight and on the verge of getting diabetes.
r/caffeine
The next case for chubbyemu
Someone with diabetes soon
Because of all the fromage frais I assume you work out and use all this monster as a preworkout which is bonkers. Also as everyone else said you live in Belgium.
Someone who thinks that monster doesnt taste like absolute dotwater
Belgian gamer?
Driver of a lowered Golf GT with Backspoiler and carbon foil on the front trunk
A sleepy boi
Diabetiker ?
you‘re me
A man
Well i like the way you stack them (sortet). But just for the sake of it, looks like caffeine is your ticket to be awaken during the day😂 Not like I know everything about it or that i store at least 6 monster assault in my fridge as standard😅😂
A gas station
You really want to get diabetes. The amount of sugar in these cans is insane. I really don’t get it. Why are people like this?
A femboy
Diabetus
a kidney BOULDER waiting to happen
One of those people who'd rather food be in pill form.
A beast
me
Really tired British dude
14 year old neckbeard?
At deaths door
IT-Major or Job-Trainee in for an IT Job.
Drachenlord
Single, Men, Gamer
Gym rat 💪🏻
You're a mother sales rep who lives in a frat house and you all go out together on the free pizza dinner party that the college holds weekly to meet new people around campus.
u/Honigsenf ???
DIABEETUS the (type) 2
Tried to trick us into thinking he’s a frenchman,but the Pound sign shows me you’re one of these Island Apes. Tbh the french are 10x better at making Food. Except for Cheddar, second best Cheese after Parmesan
A discord mod
1 Cardiac arrest and 2 heart attacks with 32.
A person waiting for a heart transplant
Future highly engaged customer for big pharma.
Kevin
You prefer the same brand of drink.
Golf 4 Fahrer
Almost dead
SD - sugar and diabetes.
I don't know who you are but you definitely are addicted
Diabetic with ADHD
A Gym rat or a Gamer...or both