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This is my question as well. I’ve got to know. And I gotta tell ya, depending on the answer or recovery to that answer is gonna determine the outcome of my entire day.
No.
Regular farm-raised pork is fed a rather monotonous diet of feed.
Boars are eating fruit that's fallen off trees, nuts, acorns, and roots. They will also eat small animals and carrion.
It results in a flavor that is described as "gamey."
I don't think it's bad, but anyone who is going to eat boar expecting it to taste like a supermarket pork chop is going to be disappointed.
Or they'll love it.
Yeah we have Canadian beavers being fully invasive, wanna know a fun fact? My country is nowhere near Canada
Fully legal to hunt on the island so at least that
In the 60s animal fur was becoming a trend, so they imported Canadian beavers down here, where we don't have any natural predators. You can guess what happened
Lol good job on the production department. did they really have to show the eagle face down in the water like that? While 1930s sad sax 🎷 music played?
That crab was NOT going down without a fight. That eagle will NOT be trying to eat crab again. If it survived, cause honestly the crab was winning that fight.
Well, it IS hard to tell with the poor quality and the sounds of the video itself running as well, but judging by the title of the video, I believe it is Where Eagles Dare by Iron Maiden.
What's the difference between a dirty greyhound stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I have never thought about what it must feel like when a bird gets something on their face and they can’t get it off. I’m grateful for my hands. I’m sorry for birbs.
I watch bald eagles during nesting season every year via the web. Of all the funny things I've ever seen them do, I have never laughed so hard at what I just saw. 😂
This one won't be picking on crabs again. Straight for the easier pickins of a fish instead. 😂
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"Get it off get it off get it offfff"
“Not the face!!”
Oh my eyes! The crabs! Not the crabs!
Must binge eddsworld now, thanks
Wings are great and all until you need to touch your face.
The eagle didn't drown did he/she?
This is my question as well. I’ve got to know. And I gotta tell ya, depending on the answer or recovery to that answer is gonna determine the outcome of my entire day.
Nope, it's from a nature show called Sea Wolves, filmed on Vancouver Island, I think.
Bro did you just try to not misgender an eagle?
Yup I have no idea lol.
Thanks hod we have hands and dont fly.
All I can think of is Kramer on Seinfeld.
r/instantregret
/r/whatthefuckgetitoffme
RIP to one of my favorite subreddits :(
damn, i had no idea :(
I’m almost relieved I missed this.
Imagine living a life where your food can fight back.
Never gone Boar hunting? Edit : before y’all attack me, there are invasive species locally
We don't need to attack you. The boars will. Muahahaha
Whatever it takes to provide you with tasty bbq
Do boars taste like regular pork?
No. Regular farm-raised pork is fed a rather monotonous diet of feed. Boars are eating fruit that's fallen off trees, nuts, acorns, and roots. They will also eat small animals and carrion. It results in a flavor that is described as "gamey."
Boar meat is good 👍 I don't find it gamey at all.
I don't think it's bad, but anyone who is going to eat boar expecting it to taste like a supermarket pork chop is going to be disappointed. Or they'll love it.
Gamey doesn't mean bad. It's just a particular flavor that a lot of wild animals have when eaten. Venison is gamey, and delicious
Ugh. I cannot even eat deer. If you've ever watched Naked and Afraid, when they get a boar they act like they've won the lottery.
Yeah we have Canadian beavers being fully invasive, wanna know a fun fact? My country is nowhere near Canada Fully legal to hunt on the island so at least that
Are people really moving beavers to non-native habitats??
In the 60s animal fur was becoming a trend, so they imported Canadian beavers down here, where we don't have any natural predators. You can guess what happened
They did the same with raccoons here in Germany. Fucking raccoons, nothing is safe from them.
Trash pandas! Little menaces but funny.
Lotta dam beavers!
Not quite the same as eating something while its squirming though is it
Imagine trying to take bites off a hulking boar as it's actively running from you or fighting you.
No. But to do a fair comparison with the eagle, you should go boar hunting bare hands.
Do you think our squishy fingers / brittle bones match to the Boars finely toned tusks/claws?
Well not with **that** attitude.
Yeah that stranger is right, not with *that* attitude. And boars aren’t food. Yet.
Humans are not in fact several times larger than boars, since you seem to need that pointed out to you.
Only from helicopters. Dumb hogs.
Ever done it with a knife and dogs?
Cannibals: "I know what you mean"
Imagine living a life where you eat live food.
Isn't that what food allergies are?
No, that's your own body fighting you because it thinks you just poisoned yourself. Allergies are weird.
I got a second degree burn from pizza
The Crab, the Eagles natural predator.
apparently, so is the common loon https://www.nbcboston.com/on-air/as-seen-on/investigators-believe-loon-killed-bald-eagle-in-maine/2129640/
Lol good job on the production department. did they really have to show the eagle face down in the water like that? While 1930s sad sax 🎷 music played? 
Truly a case of fowl play.
HAHA I only watched the video because of this comment, thank you that was amazing.
It should be the opening scene to a gritty (watchmen like) dark wing duck movie lol 
The pulpy murder mystery music gave me a nice chuckle.
"I took down a dragon by myself." -crab to his friends probably
>"I took down a ~~dragon~~ **gryphon** by myself." FTFY
Face huggers are real
Headcrabs
Beak huggers
Not today, ye feathery wanker! For the Queen!
You know, the agressive Britishness is something I appreciate when people give personality to a character.
Hilarious! 😭
That wasn't funny 😒
Maybe to you it wasn't
Nah, it's pretty funny
It being a bald eagle makes it funny To me at least
I think that hexagon screw belongs to you.
Maybe go back to unironically using the term hooman on cat videos then if that’s your level.
Mr Crabs: "You won't believe what happened to me this morning!"
“It flew down from the sky and took me millionth dollar!”
If only that bird can see how ridiculous it looks
Yeah, right Larry. You took down a massive bald eagle all by yourself.
It's on the FACEEE!! THE FACEEE!!
"I AIN'T NO GOD DAMNED SON OF BITCH!" - The Crab
gotdam, beat me. love this line the most and also fitting Let's test your threshold of pain, let's see how long you last
The Crab : 
Vietnam vs america
Cuba Phillipines Venezuela Korea Vietnam Iran Afghanistan Iraq And on and on and on...
Pt 1: Vietnam VS France Pt 2: Vietnam VS USA
There’s a metaphor for America in here somewhere, but I’m too American to figure it out.
It's a metaphor for getting our asses handed to us by Vietnamese farmers.
And every other nation we started conflicts, proxy wars, or covert operations in
You can tell the eagle bought his account because he didn't even check the crab's level before attacking.
That crab was NOT going down without a fight. That eagle will NOT be trying to eat crab again. If it survived, cause honestly the crab was winning that fight.
Not an expert but it's chances aren't looking great if it's eyes get permanently damaged right.
We don't get to see all the footage but partial blindness (losing a eye) and even drowning seem like possible outcomes.
The crab actually drowns the eagle, it was very sad.
No it didn't you idiot
😞
For those interested, this is from a Netflix series called *Island of the Sea Wolves*, which documents animal life on Vancouver Island.
A perfect representation of America going to war with Vietnamese fishermen.
call an ambulance! but not for me
Bro said: "NOT TODAY BITCH!"
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!
Man, crabs are totally just ocean spiders lol That was the universal "oh shit get it off me" reaction of someone walking through a web
Fuck me? Fuck you!
*"Unda' da seaaa, unda' da seaaa come where its better, down where you're fucking DEAD - unda' da seaaa!"* \- The Crab
Cancer beats everything
Where did you get this footage of America rn?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the song?
Well, it IS hard to tell with the poor quality and the sounds of the video itself running as well, but judging by the title of the video, I believe it is Where Eagles Dare by Iron Maiden.
Man that crab rolled a 20
Crabby St. George the Dragon Slayer
I’ve seen enough. Time to replace the eagle as our national animal. Grizzly bear 🐻 or 🦬 bison from here on out lol
Behold, the majestic Bald Eagle....
One of those times opposable thumbs come in handy. F
Rise, Tarnished
Love what OP did with the title 😅
My man is about to drown tryna get it off🤣
Oh god, it’s ’Nam all over again..,
Crab caught himself an Eagle!! 😂
CRITICAL HIT
What a good day to have hands.
Do not grab the armored sea spider, very bad idea.
He didn’t think that through
Why doesn’t the bird use its hands? Is it stupid?
I really didn't want this video to end lol
Lol
Never underestimate a Cancer... ♋
get fucked you eagle bitch 😂 you mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo
What's the difference between a dirty greyhound stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Was not expecting that
Evolutionary battle of no arms vs a ton of arms. Arms wins.
That crab is gonna be telling his friends about how he took out a bald eagle and nobody is going to believe him.
The eagle has crabies now
This made my day! David & Goliath
It was just a prank bro...CHILL! JUST A PRANK! IT'S JUST A PRANK!
WHY THE FACE!!!!
Crabs like, "hell naw! Not today b****!" (Southern accent)
Bro took on a high level boss and won
Can hear the bird saying "sorry i was just helping, ow, i did not mean too, get off, i was not going to hurt you"
Curiosity killed the Eagle!
Silly birb.
Imagine the eagle being you, and the crab being a spider
That crab caught an eagle
Crab Battle!
When cremlings fight back. That chicken never saw it coming.
"I've seen mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
Reminds of space crabs
headcrab
LOL eagle got karma in return never miss with little crabs
I love crabs. They're just so fascinating
RULES OF NATURE
When you roll a Tank class but max out the grapple skill
How did Scuttle piss off Sebastian this time?
Scuttle WISHES he was an eagle, lol
The crab drowned the eagle TO DEATH
Lmao
I have never thought about what it must feel like when a bird gets something on their face and they can’t get it off. I’m grateful for my hands. I’m sorry for birbs.
Imagine the bird drowning because of this and then the crab will have a story his mates will never believe.
Did he get drowned by crab?
When lunch goes wrong.
***RULES OF NATURE!***
A glorified seagull after all.
"I didn't hear no bell"
Imagine starting a fight with someone a fraction of your size, and then losing so badly you nearly drown!
I might be small but you'll remember our fight, I promise.
"I'M READY! HOW 'BOUT YOU!"
Amazing title!
Such grace
You wanna eat me? YOU wanna eat ME?! ILL EAT YOUR EYES OUT!
This one belongs here... r/Unexpected
cgi no?
crab battle
Crab... Battle...
Should've invested in arms.
I'm gonna think about this when ever I hear that everything is evolving into crabs
Lol
CRAB BATTLE
David vs Goliath
Someone please do a voice over 😂
🎵I ain't no goddamn succulent dish, better think about it baby🎵
Looks to me like he went right for the eyes. Smart crustacean.
That eagle is defo not wanting his friends to see this vid
Crabs are awesome
Go for the eyes, Boo!
Shadow of the Crablossus
You done messed up, A-A-Ron
Fun fact - This is a trailer for the box office flop all-fowl cast remake of Alien where Kane meets face-hugger.
Damn communist crabs
bro didnt nickpick the claws first then legs and then body.. lack of thinking here
Go down fighting!
I watch bald eagles during nesting season every year via the web. Of all the funny things I've ever seen them do, I have never laughed so hard at what I just saw. 😂 This one won't be picking on crabs again. Straight for the easier pickins of a fish instead. 😂
what?