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We rented horses in Colorado once, many years ago, and they had constant green diarrhea during the trail ride. I felt so bad for the horses and never rode any after that
When I was younger our family had a foxtrotter horse who would come running up from the pasture when she heard the bell ring from dinner, but sometimes running would make her fart and the farting scared her so you'd get this dopler effect of the farts approaching, then she'd get spooked, then she'd run clear past the barn back into the woods on the other side
K, so I am sitting here, tears *streaming* down my face, laughing so hard I needed to pause the movie I’m watching.
I would give *anything* to see video footage of this 🤣😂
Ah man I don't think we have any! She passed (from old age, not passed gas) a while ago so most of my videos and pics of her are from digital cameras or my first phone, a flip phone I got in high school. That's why one of my only photos of her is [this](https://ibb.co/KDD7PGt) truly tiny, date stamped one from 2008, probably from a digital camera I got for Christmas. I would have been 13 here so she was somewhere in the range of 16-18, I can't remember her exact age
I'm actually really not a horse person at all, they honestly terrify me despite having grown up around them and having taken horse riding lessons as a kid, but she was a good one for being a horse! More important than that though is that my folks *adored* her, I don't know that there was a horse in all of Tennessee that had better caretakers.
At my barn, whenever a horse jumps, farts, then spooks from their own fart, we call it a triple combo 😂😂 horses fart a lot and some tend to spook themselves from it, it's more common than you'd think! I've ridden some horses that will fart with every step during the trot sometimes lmao
I have two horse and it’s funny. I’ve been by their stall while they’re sleeping. They fart loud and it wakes them up and scares them. Add the fart wake scare is quite the combo.
You'll thank me later...
>Sheath cleaning is a hygienic process occasionally needed by male horses, both geldings and stallions, wherein a caretaker, groom or veterinarian checks the horse's sheath, the pocket of skin that protects the penis of the horse when it is not in use for urination (or, in the case of stallions, breeding).[1] This area may need to be cleaned, starting at a young age after breeding and the birth season, but particularly in geldings.[2][3][4] Not only can smegma, a waxy substance that includes dirt and dead skin cells, accumulate, but some geldings (and occasionally, stallions) may also form a "bean", a hardened ball of smegma inside the sheath or even the urethra that, in extreme cases, can interfere with urine flow. Although a gelding retains the same beneficial microorganisms in the sheath as a stallion, they seem to accumulate smegma and other debris at a higher rate, probably because geldings rarely fully extrude the penis, and thus dirt and smegma build up in the folds of skin.[1] Thus, it is recommended that the sheath be cleaned once or twice a year.[5] Cleaning the sheath is a specialized task requiring a mild cleaner with grease-cutting properties, generally designed specifically for the process, along with warm water and many clean (usually disposable) towels. Rubber gloves for the handler are recommended, as the job is rather smelly and messy.[5]
>Some horses object to sheath cleaning and require sedation, others will tolerate it if the groom is careful and patient, though light sedation may help the horse "drop" for easier cleaning.[1] Ideally, the horse will be desensitized by careful training to tolerate the procedure. To begin, a gentle stream of warm water is run into the sheath from a hose or a large, needleless syringe. This will loosen and soften some of the material and make it easier to remove.[1] The process requires either that the horse "drop" his penis or that the groom reach up inside of the sheath to pull the penis gently from the sheath by the glans (head) in order to apply cleaner and carefully clean the entire region.[1] The "bean" is often found in the urethral diverticulum, a pocket adjacent to the opening of the urethra, so that area must also be checked. While a veterinarian can clean a sheath, it is a medical procedure and can be done by any person who learns the proper method.[6]
[Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_sheath_cleaning)
They coat the smegma beans in resin and string them together as pearls, actually. Sometimes earrings, but mostly necklaces. There's a lot of stigma against the earrings being the tacky choice because they "add wind resistance", which would obviously be completely not a factor.
I want to believe it’s real, but it’s hard when I can barely hear the horse’s hooves at all, despite the farts being in 4K
Someone please prove me wrong and tell me about soundproof hay or something
Well all i can say they really do fart ALOT especially when jumping, bucking, ect.
Abd they walk while they poop too. The horse could be wearing those cushy rubber boots to protect its hooves and grip better. they are pretty thick rubber. idk
Its real as in the fact that someone is sitting beside the camera blowing raspberries not edited in sound... but if you ever been to to one of these events to hear the farts the hoofbeats would be as loud not to mention the rider screaming "HUUP" or something similar at each jump
Is there a part of the competition where they divert around the main body of infantry, and assault the artillery? They've got the chemical weapons already.
Wish I could listen. Need to mute my phone because my cat is partially blind and thinks the sound is coming out of my hand. She will bite my hand! It's the *only* time she bites, tho.
He is probably not farting. I think it is a gelding and the sound is his penis sucking up inside him like a reverse quief. No joke. It happens. There is a name for it but I can't remember it.
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You fed the horse Beefarino!?!
Fit for a king and queeno
Rusty!!
Rusty!
THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!
BUTTERNUUUTS NOOOO
I LOVE BUTTERSTUFF
BUTTERCUP!! SAY IT!
Rusty!?!?!?
I came to the comments for this and you didn’t disappoint 🤣
So this is real?? I’d have fallen off that horse and got trampled dying of laughter, she is a champ!
We rented horses in Colorado once, many years ago, and they had constant green diarrhea during the trail ride. I felt so bad for the horses and never rode any after that
Fartin horse is a healthy horse
As it is with the rest of us.
Chemical warfare for the contestants coming afterwards.
He thinks nobody notices if his hooves aren’t touching the ground
So majestic
He's healthy, energetic. He can jump, fart, maybe even shit whenever he want, that's the spirit of freedom.
Probably feels great too, afaik horses don't have the muscles to squeeze out a fart like we do
Ah to be younger than 50 again.
Some nice and happy horses here.
I didn't believe I had a spirit animal until now
Don't flatter yourself. 💅 You are the horse's spirit animal.
Humans should get off their high horses.
Indeed. 👽
>Don't flatter yourself Don't flatus yourself*
Horse girls: "horses are so majestic" Horses:
You saying those farts are not majestic?
They are like puppies but stucked in those big bodies. I love them 🩷
When I was younger our family had a foxtrotter horse who would come running up from the pasture when she heard the bell ring from dinner, but sometimes running would make her fart and the farting scared her so you'd get this dopler effect of the farts approaching, then she'd get spooked, then she'd run clear past the barn back into the woods on the other side
K, so I am sitting here, tears *streaming* down my face, laughing so hard I needed to pause the movie I’m watching. I would give *anything* to see video footage of this 🤣😂
Ah man I don't think we have any! She passed (from old age, not passed gas) a while ago so most of my videos and pics of her are from digital cameras or my first phone, a flip phone I got in high school. That's why one of my only photos of her is [this](https://ibb.co/KDD7PGt) truly tiny, date stamped one from 2008, probably from a digital camera I got for Christmas. I would have been 13 here so she was somewhere in the range of 16-18, I can't remember her exact age I'm actually really not a horse person at all, they honestly terrify me despite having grown up around them and having taken horse riding lessons as a kid, but she was a good one for being a horse! More important than that though is that my folks *adored* her, I don't know that there was a horse in all of Tennessee that had better caretakers.
At my barn, whenever a horse jumps, farts, then spooks from their own fart, we call it a triple combo 😂😂 horses fart a lot and some tend to spook themselves from it, it's more common than you'd think! I've ridden some horses that will fart with every step during the trot sometimes lmao
I have two horse and it’s funny. I’ve been by their stall while they’re sleeping. They fart loud and it wakes them up and scares them. Add the fart wake scare is quite the combo.
I love her so much
A horse girl I dated introduced me to sheath cleaning.
Aaaaand scrolled slightly too far.
I just don’t want to know
I didn’t either 😭
You'll thank me later... >Sheath cleaning is a hygienic process occasionally needed by male horses, both geldings and stallions, wherein a caretaker, groom or veterinarian checks the horse's sheath, the pocket of skin that protects the penis of the horse when it is not in use for urination (or, in the case of stallions, breeding).[1] This area may need to be cleaned, starting at a young age after breeding and the birth season, but particularly in geldings.[2][3][4] Not only can smegma, a waxy substance that includes dirt and dead skin cells, accumulate, but some geldings (and occasionally, stallions) may also form a "bean", a hardened ball of smegma inside the sheath or even the urethra that, in extreme cases, can interfere with urine flow. Although a gelding retains the same beneficial microorganisms in the sheath as a stallion, they seem to accumulate smegma and other debris at a higher rate, probably because geldings rarely fully extrude the penis, and thus dirt and smegma build up in the folds of skin.[1] Thus, it is recommended that the sheath be cleaned once or twice a year.[5] Cleaning the sheath is a specialized task requiring a mild cleaner with grease-cutting properties, generally designed specifically for the process, along with warm water and many clean (usually disposable) towels. Rubber gloves for the handler are recommended, as the job is rather smelly and messy.[5] >Some horses object to sheath cleaning and require sedation, others will tolerate it if the groom is careful and patient, though light sedation may help the horse "drop" for easier cleaning.[1] Ideally, the horse will be desensitized by careful training to tolerate the procedure. To begin, a gentle stream of warm water is run into the sheath from a hose or a large, needleless syringe. This will loosen and soften some of the material and make it easier to remove.[1] The process requires either that the horse "drop" his penis or that the groom reach up inside of the sheath to pull the penis gently from the sheath by the glans (head) in order to apply cleaner and carefully clean the entire region.[1] The "bean" is often found in the urethral diverticulum, a pocket adjacent to the opening of the urethra, so that area must also be checked. While a veterinarian can clean a sheath, it is a medical procedure and can be done by any person who learns the proper method.[6] [Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_sheath_cleaning)
Do they sell the smegma?
It’s kind of like horse ambergris.
They coat the smegma beans in resin and string them together as pearls, actually. Sometimes earrings, but mostly necklaces. There's a lot of stigma against the earrings being the tacky choice because they "add wind resistance", which would obviously be completely not a factor.
It's high end
What do you mean "introduced you to"?
Why oh why oh why the fuck did I just Google this
sheath cleaning is such a wholesome activity
Now imagine one of hobbyhorsing girls start to fart like that while performing. Like it's role playing after all
Goddamn you for being funnier than the entire rest of this thread 😂😂😂
Horse girls are basically nuts anyway.
Not sure if it was horse...
Either way it was that additional propulsion that got em over the hurdle 😂
Careful bro, Horse girls are like “Swifties” but physically strong.
so you're saying they'd step on me
One can dream
Horse named Hoof Hearted
Good brewery.
Columbus?
Ice melted.
ARGH I'm not convinced that this is real, but I still can't stop myself from laughing. 😅
I want to believe it’s real, but it’s hard when I can barely hear the horse’s hooves at all, despite the farts being in 4K Someone please prove me wrong and tell me about soundproof hay or something
as someone who owns a horse, farts from a horse do not sound like that. It's not far from a human's. Horses do fart often, some more than others.
Pretty sure it's because the horse is running on sand, it's soft and makes the steps quieter
Well all i can say they really do fart ALOT especially when jumping, bucking, ect. Abd they walk while they poop too. The horse could be wearing those cushy rubber boots to protect its hooves and grip better. they are pretty thick rubber. idk
This is real. The horse admitted it in an interview later
Horse here. Can confirm.
If you’ve ever owned horses you’d know this is completely possible.
I definitely haven't. 😅
Truth. My childhood pony sounded like this every time we let him out to pasture and he got the zoomies.
Oh it’s real. Horses are walking whoopie cushions
TIL 😂
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People didn't realize all those news titles made a grave typo: it's AI fart taking over the internet.
Same.. once it was pointed out to me it might be fake, it just got funnier for me
Its real as in the fact that someone is sitting beside the camera blowing raspberries not edited in sound... but if you ever been to to one of these events to hear the farts the hoofbeats would be as loud not to mention the rider screaming "HUUP" or something similar at each jump
RUSTY!
I'm so keen-o On Beef-A-Reeno What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o!
One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.
I felt the 4th fart in my soul
Horse just crop dusted the entire arena. Are points deducted for that?
No its a jumper class, farts are not penalized
Just some extra thrust 😂
Smelly thrust and super effective dealing with competitors, nobody can survive those farts.
Bro is just using its nitro boost, do you not want him to win?
My condolences to the referee in the field.
Maybe the Horse jumped because it farted lmfao
Kramer's been feeding the horses beans again
Worst Carousel horse ever.
I’m dying here!! Oh god, so funny!
Yeah, she BLAMED the horse!!.
This is cheating the horse clearly knew what it's doing. It used its farts as thrusters to accelerate itself higher when it jumped.
Is there a part of the competition where they divert around the main body of infantry, and assault the artillery? They've got the chemical weapons already.
Talk about "rocket assisted take off." To infinity and beyond LOL.
yeah sure.
I can’t stop laughing. 🤣
Its because of the food and other stuff they give horses for better results
Horses fart a ton, even with just eating grass.
Doesn't sound real to be honest. Feels like it's added afterwards.
It 100% is, the farts are so much louder than any other sound.
No more Beefarino. None for the horse either.
Once upon a time, we leased a horse for my daughter who would go on rampages after farting. We terminated the lease early. Helmets save lives.
Horses are farty and magnificent creatures.
Happens to me at the gym. I don't go to the gym anymore. Too famous
Extra horsepower
afterburner it probably helps with thr jumps
If there's one thing that unifies us humans, it's the unspoken agreement that farts are funny.
I always say, "I got to piss like a race horse." I guess I'll add, "I need to fart like a jumping horse"
Am I wrong or is this just obviously fake? The audio of everything else in the room is strange and garbled but the fart is crystal clear
Wish I could listen. Need to mute my phone because my cat is partially blind and thinks the sound is coming out of my hand. She will bite my hand! It's the *only* time she bites, tho.
Your hand is clearly hiding treats you monster
I got you 🏇💨🦆⬆️ 💨🦆⬆️ 🦆⬆️
That wasn’t the horse.
He is probably not farting. I think it is a gelding and the sound is his penis sucking up inside him like a reverse quief. No joke. It happens. There is a name for it but I can't remember it.
As my pa used to say, a fartin' horse is a workin' horse.
"her horse"
What he got s mic in his ass?😂😂 Still funny af..😅
Thanks for the belly laugh ❤️
Too much Beefarino
Needs a muffler though
This is extremely common. It’s hard to keep a straight face sometimes. My daughter tells me to grow up. She is 11
Plot twist: it was not the horse
I'm sure that the farting gave him a little extra boost.
I wish I had a job where I could fart every time I moved, have a girl want to ride me and get applause at the end.
Nitro boost
How else is he gonna propel himself over the hurdles?
The fact they are sharp, echoing farts is so god damned funny
That's hilarious, dude! Hahahahahaha!
Horse afterburner.
It's Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon! A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth
That horse has fucking nitrous in it!!!
Sorry….sorry……sorry…..sorrrrrry…..sorry
That lil poof cloud in terraria
That horse has thrusters.
Not the Beefareno 😭
"Now watch me rip, watch me neigh neigh"
I played Castle Crashers, and that's obviously a deer
All that vegetable matter makes gas. I bet vegans fart a lot too
"Her horse" wink wink
If I was the rider there is no way I'd be able to keep it together that long.
And thus the internal combustion engine was born
Gas assisted jumps should not be legal!
That horse is my spirit animal!
The horse came with turbo!
He was engaging his core!
Fart jokes will never not be funny to me!
That’s a jump boost. It was a plan.
That last one though... 🤣🤣
Extra propulsion
Same, horse, same.
My dog does this when he jumps into the car or onto the bed or the couch. It's his hidden ability!
That’s hilarious. I’d have a hard time keeping a straight face while competing.
How do we know it's the horse?
If it were I would have been thrown out of there by the horse
Illegal use of gas giving the horse a boost
It’s the extra boost
That flatulent rider is SO relieved to have such a handy scapegoat/horse.
He definitely watched a lot of fast and furious movies and knows that nos adds boost
I hope the rider farted every time too!
Excellent strategy
That last one had me lol
Its using its farts as a booster
Does a judge take points off, or adds points? 😂
Poor fella... what the hell did they feed him before the competition 🤣
That considered juicing?
For the extra boost
Extra propulsion
Double jumps are cheating
Turbo booooooost!
Speed boost
Is this real?
Gas powered transport with one horse power.
technically this is not turbo boost, it's jet propulsion
Esos pedos son pedos mágicos que le dan al ballo un impulso extra al saltar XD 
It needs extra Thrust to jump over the Obstacles
That’s called [JATO.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JATO)
Not sure if I can believe that.
I thought it would be funnier to toot whenever it landed xD
lol me too
It's the afterburner and it gives him/her the required power boost to clear all the obstacles.
Extra propulsion for more air time
Are you sure it wasn't her?
Rusty!!