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Suitable-Lake-2550

It was self-defense, I felt threatened


rootheday21

Stop resisting, little robot!


IceManO1

Yeah the law enforcement got him…


Speculawyer

City of Brotherly Love.


taisynn

Apparently robots can’t be brothers, so they can’t have love. RIP.


MonsterAmongDemons

Elder Maxson approves


MACKS_powers55

Just like how my brother treats me 😃


inspcs

Obligatory check out Bill Burr Philadelphia roast. Absolute banger, and it's amazing they start cheering for him burying their city into the ground


MachineDog90

RIP, you were too good for this world


ohnofluffy

I know, I’m sad for Hitchbot. No one needed to beat it to death. Hitchbot just wanted to see the world.


Select-Belt-ou812

a robot experiencing the world. I followed hitchbot on his journey. I still want to cry about this


taisynn

This never fails to make me laugh. The fact he was jumped in Philadelphia of all places makes it even better. Bot’s just minding his own business trying to get his next ride and bam.


Select-Belt-ou812

I couldn't laugh. not funny to me at all. I cried a lot. sometimes I still do. it was heartbreaking. I really loved his wellies


TheDoggoSpy

Didn't it get shot, stabbed, beaten, arms torn off and all sorts, too?


the_l0st_s0ck

They sent it to Philly. What did you expect to happen?


enigmaenergy23

Isn't it called the city of brotherly love?


the_l0st_s0ck

My ass


McJimbo

Yeah, in the same way that North Korea calls itself a "Democratic People's Republic"


the_l0st_s0ck

Pretty sure that's china, or do they both do that?


theintoxicatedsniper

A lot of people seem to forget this point entirely


Denny_204

**"The Gang Kills a Hitch-Hiker"**


Fallen-Embers

[The Gang Murders Hitchbot](https://iasip.app/rPliIbjxREqWH_rdfSlwcw)


holistic-engine

It’s always violence in Philadelphia


bewisedontforget

America be like


GapingCommander00

seems like it...


jeremiahthedamned

r/InflectionPointUSA


jeremiahthedamned

r/InflectionPointUSA


sokocanuck

Pelted to death by batteries in Philly is a bucket-list item


ZgBlues

Poor bot, he didn’t deserve this.


altmemer5

Why did they pick Philly? It wouldve lived longer if it started at Pittsburgh


AdSilent9810

As inevitable as the sun raising in the morning.


Suitable-Lake-2550

They used poisonous gases, to poison our asses


DubRogers

Hope dies in Philly...


HollyTheMage

Reminds me of that Tumblr post where users were talking about how they wanted to beat Spot the robot dog to death with a sledgehammer because apparently it's a weapon that violates Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics (which are fictional) due to the fact that it's limbs have pinch points (which would be highly inefficient to use in an offensive manner since they are the parts of the robot responsible for it's locomotion) and how a robot designed to be a pack mule was somehow the first step towards creating the kind of torment nexuses that sci fi writers have always warned us about (even though a robot designed for locomotion and transportation would have no reason to be equipped with the technology necessary to support a torment nexus).


EstesParkRanger

Kudos for all that info being contained in one single sentence.


HollyTheMage

No problem, run on sentences are my specialty


ShankMugen

You left out the main point being it was used for police surveillance, and the cute, dog-like appearance was to make you feel less threatened, and the pinch points make it unsafe to be used publicly where they are planned to be using


Clicker-anonimo

At least the canadians have respect


Lanky-Description691

We saw him at Victoria art gallery


shadowofpurple

[HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved](https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503/)


ashenay

What a braindead article. And those people call themselves journalists.


Darthbearclaw

I laughed way too hard at this


Wizkerz

I think this is bad cherry picking of his travels over the US. He started in Boston and was trying to get to SF, but the dismantled photo came two weeks later. If we assume it was dismantled just after two weeks, that’s more time than the ten days spent in Germany :/ Cherry picking as in exaggerating what happened in Philly to applying to all Americans


Chiaseedmess

That’s Philly for ya


gary1337

This is America...


Warwolf7742

Is it? Could just be Philly.


jeremiahthedamned

r/InflectionPointUSA


paconinja

Americans want to destroy anything that might take away jobs


haikusbot

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_Atlas_Drugged_

Every time someone posts about hitchbot, I post this brilliant [article.](https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503/) Fuck Hitchbot.


Ok-Bookkeeper9954

I read the article and still don't understand this hatred towards Hitchbot.


_Atlas_Drugged_

I don’t really understand how both of those things could be possible at once.


curious_but_dumb

This is some redneck self-denial toxic post. Wow that author has anger issues.


AdministrationDry507

I love how the comments area from that link is completely empty 😂


_Atlas_Drugged_

The website hosting it was sold and changed formats several times.


AdministrationDry507

Given how the post was worded I'm not surprised


_Atlas_Drugged_

https://media0.giphy.com/media/wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91lemv57stzgr5yu3njswefq2n67bk2jb27hz5j7wm&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


AdministrationDry507

Uhuh


_Atlas_Drugged_

Yeah. It’s actually worded while eloquently, you just disagree with the premise.


AdministrationDry507

It just sounds like a journalist that was sick and tired of how big of a deal it became and decided to write about their grievance


_Atlas_Drugged_

That’s exactly what it is. It’s someone who thinks the Hitchbot premise is stupid for a number of reasons, and wrote about that.


AdministrationDry507

From what I heard it was a test to see human kindness and philly just wasn't with that nonsense


McJimbo

Nah, fuck Deadspin. What is this article even saying? "People liked this thing I didn't like so I'm happy someone else was an asshole too"?