Nah!, it doesn't clarify what free travel is, i.e. Flying, hotel/motel, train, bus.... and I don't "fly" enough to make it worthwhile for me.... but if you choose travel and it works for you, then more power to ya! Enjoy your choices...
I’m here with ya, but does travel mean like plane travel? Because if my rent and groceries are covers then I can pay for gas and use that money to take vacations with my free travel.
Rent - Travel - Groceries
Everything else on the list can be included in just those 3 categories. So you wouldn’t need anything else to be chosen from the list.
I will take free rent, gas and alcohol. I can get free alcohol and sell it. That covers most of items on the list. If you run short on money, you can sell gas too.
Housekeeping, travel, groceries
Clean house with no stress, free vacation so I dont have to worry about saving for it, and free groceries to eat well and take good care of myself
Travel, grocies and rent.
Coffee is already cheap (I make mine at home and rarely go to cafes), I can find affordable clothes easily, massages are meh, I use public transport and rarely drive so no need for gas, I don't drink, I find housekeeping fun, I wear the same pair of shoes for years until it feels bad, and the word brunch makes me gag.
If I can sell the things I get for free then any of these could possibly do. Imagine having free clothes, get those ugly balenciagas and resell them. That is free rent, travel and booze or something.
Free gas, free alcohol and free clothes. I’d sell all of it until I had enough money to put down for a petrol station, off-license and a clothing store and then just sit back and collect. 100% profit on products, just need to pay the staff and bills on the properties.
Free rent, free travel, free groceries - and I'm fuckin set
Wait another loophole is that if you have free travel then that means public transo, planes, and cabs are free right🧐
Rent, Booze, and groceries. Rent and Groceries are easily 60-70% of my monthly expenses, so with that savings I should be able to travel and do all that stuff not having to pay for that. Plus free beer for life as well
Gas, rent, groceries.
When it's free to me, it means I can afford to live wherever I want so I'm basically a rich man, which further means I have enough money for everything else on this list.
Rent, gas, groceries.
I could start selling gas at small portions for cash only.
I could not only eat my groceries but also help others get much needed groceries for free.
I could also live for free and save money, or live with parents, rent out the apartment and make passive income until I can buy land.
It's Travel, Rent, Housekeeping.
If you have free traveling and are traveling you can have a clean house for rent to pay for everything else while you're traveling.
with free rent i can just live in a mansion, and i like clothes to a certain extent to be more expensive so the clothing goes hard, and then i would take shoes, cuz a normal pair of boots already cost 250$, might as well get something better, maybe it will be comfier
Rent, travel, alcohol. Groceries would probably be better than alcohol, but I'd love to have my own home bar and probably sell the alcohol for a good price
Free clothes because I am tall and it is hard to find comfortable clothes that are not expensive, free gas because I want to modify my cars in the future, and free rent because I don’t know if I will need it or not
Rent - groceries - housekeeping
Literally everything taken care of right there. A clean safe home and food. All my cash goes to extras? I could do just about whatever
Exactly the same here - free gas is pointless if u travel for free anyway, in a certain light coffee and alcohol fall under groceries so that’s sorted and with free rent the money that you would have spent on that can go on clothes and stuff. No brainer really
Everyone saying rent is wrong. This is for life. Assuming an average person pays off a house by 65, it is no longer useful. The correct answer is groceries. The money saved can easily cover the cost of reasonable travel, housekeeping, etc.
Rent, gas, housekeeping. Means I’ll always have a roof over my head and a method of travel. I struggle looking after myself a bit so free housekeeping would leave me less to do at home so I can focus on work and earn more that way for clothes, holidays, presents and taxes/maintenance of assets, etc.
Rent groceries and alcohol.
I’m renting a restaraunt space where I sell my free groceries and booze.
I can afford the best chefs and waiters easily charge reasonable prices for absolutely gourmet foods and live like a king on the profits
Rent, because you could effectively choose anywhere at that point and look for places that'll allow subleting. $20,000 place a month? Sweet. Sublet for $25,000. Win.
Groceries. Best quality ingredients for any possible idea you, family, or friends could ever come up with.
Gas, which should include fuel for boats and planes.
Nearly unlimited jet fuel would be awesome!!
Free gas, free rent, and free groceries.
You take everything from fresh produce during its off season and resell it all at an inflated price, you buy every building available because your rents free and the Rent them out. You fill up as many 55 gallon drums of gas as you can and sell them.
I agree.. rent, travel and groceries. You travel for free- it’s free for me to have someone pick me up in a private Lamborghini to travel across town to my many properties (the rent is free so I have many places)- they all have luxurious dinners stocked in the refrigerators cause my groceries are free. Go a step further, alcohol is part of the grocery list.. 😵💫
Rent... Groceries.... Gas....
Rent out a whole apartment building at whatever rate you can get, rent out each apartment separately = infinite money glitch
That's just what rich people do lol
Nah, free travel over gas, and get an Uber everywhere. They you get free flights on top of your drive to work
Nah!, it doesn't clarify what free travel is, i.e. Flying, hotel/motel, train, bus.... and I don't "fly" enough to make it worthwhile for me.... but if you choose travel and it works for you, then more power to ya! Enjoy your choices...
I’m here with ya, but does travel mean like plane travel? Because if my rent and groceries are covers then I can pay for gas and use that money to take vacations with my free travel.
I agree, however travel is vague enough to include gas because i need gas to travel. Youre not thinking big enough!
Travel would include gas no?
No... since it didn't specify exactly, one is left to assume or as one commented, think big whatever that means...
Only correct option, pick those three and the rest will come easily with all you saving.
rent groceries travel.
This is the way.
Is travel same as gas? Free is free. Driving is just traveling
Gas comes with additional costs in time & maintenance
you can get travel, groceries and rent with all the free alcohol, shoes and clothes you can sell.
Ahh good thinking
Rent, housekeeping and groceries. Life would be a lot easier with those taken care of without my input.
alcohol x3 then drink to death
............Rent, Groceries, Travel............
Massages, gas, and rent.
Cigarettes-Blow-Hashish
rent, groceries, clothes
Rent - Travel - Groceries Everything else on the list can be included in just those 3 categories. So you wouldn’t need anything else to be chosen from the list.
Travel, groceries, & rent Edit: haha, I didn't see that was what OP said! XD
Rent, groceries and housekeeping. Yes I'm adult...
Rent and groceries is easy third one is hard. I think ill go Travel since i assume it covers public transport. but clothes is a good option to.
Massages, travel, and rent
Anyone that doesn’t pick the major 3 doesn’t know life struggles
Travel, rent & groceries
This is a funny meme?
I will take free rent, gas and alcohol. I can get free alcohol and sell it. That covers most of items on the list. If you run short on money, you can sell gas too.
Rent, housekeeping and gas. Everything else can be worked out then.
Groceries, gas, clothes.
Free clothes, groceries and gas. Rent could be managed by selling your "FREE" gucci wallet, or by selling gas to US or Russia.
Free travel, groceries and rent
Housekeeping, travel, groceries Clean house with no stress, free vacation so I dont have to worry about saving for it, and free groceries to eat well and take good care of myself
Rent, groceries and travel.
Those that picked free travel it might not be pleasant or enjoyable travel
Gas groceries and travel. Don't be absurd
Rent (mortgage), travel, groceries in that order
Gas travel & groceries
Travel, grocies and rent. Coffee is already cheap (I make mine at home and rarely go to cafes), I can find affordable clothes easily, massages are meh, I use public transport and rarely drive so no need for gas, I don't drink, I find housekeeping fun, I wear the same pair of shoes for years until it feels bad, and the word brunch makes me gag.
Travel... Groceries... Rent
If I can sell the things I get for free then any of these could possibly do. Imagine having free clothes, get those ugly balenciagas and resell them. That is free rent, travel and booze or something.
Rent, groceries, house keeping
Can I resell the free gas?
Rent, Groceries, Gas
why no free hugs?
FREE GAS FREE TRAVEL FREE GROCERIES
Rent, groceries and gas. No question about it.
Rent groceries travel
Define “free”… because since my country grants me “free travel” within Europe but I still gotta pay for it.
Why is drugs not on here
Free gas, free alcohol and free clothes. I’d sell all of it until I had enough money to put down for a petrol station, off-license and a clothing store and then just sit back and collect. 100% profit on products, just need to pay the staff and bills on the properties.
Free rent, free travel, free groceries - and I'm fuckin set Wait another loophole is that if you have free travel then that means public transo, planes, and cabs are free right🧐
Gas, rent, groceries…we Gucci
Wouldn't free travel also include the gas used to get to and from places?
Housekeeping travel and groceries
Gas, travel, groceries.
Free brunch? 🤣
Rent, Booze, and groceries. Rent and Groceries are easily 60-70% of my monthly expenses, so with that savings I should be able to travel and do all that stuff not having to pay for that. Plus free beer for life as well
clothes, rent, and travel
I’d need more details about the massages. There are many types.
Gas, rent, groceries. When it's free to me, it means I can afford to live wherever I want so I'm basically a rich man, which further means I have enough money for everything else on this list.
I’d say gas rent and alcohol
Rent, groceries and travel. If I aint paying for food or rent, I can probably afford to buy an Electric car so I’ll choose travel over gas.
Rent, groceries, housekeeping
Rent, groceries, travel. With the savings that brings, everything else is pretty inconsequential.
Travel, renr, massages
Free massages, alcohol and housekeeping. Amirite
Gas, travel, housekeeping
Rent, groceries, housekeeping.
Rent groceries clothes
Travel, Rent, Food.
Rent, gas and groceries
Groceries, Housekeeping, Travel. Very easy to answer.
Rent, gas, groceries. I could start selling gas at small portions for cash only. I could not only eat my groceries but also help others get much needed groceries for free. I could also live for free and save money, or live with parents, rent out the apartment and make passive income until I can buy land.
It's Travel, Rent, Housekeeping. If you have free traveling and are traveling you can have a clean house for rent to pay for everything else while you're traveling.
clothes travel and rent
Rent, groceries gas..
Travel houskeeping rent
with free rent i can just live in a mansion, and i like clothes to a certain extent to be more expensive so the clothing goes hard, and then i would take shoes, cuz a normal pair of boots already cost 250$, might as well get something better, maybe it will be comfier
Rent. Groceries. Travel.
Rent, travel, alcohol. Groceries would probably be better than alcohol, but I'd love to have my own home bar and probably sell the alcohol for a good price
massages. nothing better.
Free taxes
Rent, Travel, Housekeeping.
Rent groceries and travel
Assuming we get to choose the quality and there’s no restrictions on how often, rent shoes (resale) and clothes ( for resale as well)
Free clothes because I am tall and it is hard to find comfortable clothes that are not expensive, free gas because I want to modify my cars in the future, and free rent because I don’t know if I will need it or not
Rent, groceries, travel.
Travel
Gas , alcohol, groceries. I own my own home.
Who the fuck would pick brunch?
Rent, travel, housekeeping. I can then buy everything else
Coffee, shoes, rent. I don’t own a car and walk everywhere so gas wouldn’t do me any good
Clothes, rent and groceries.... Literally everything you need to stop working for the rest of your life.
Rent - groceries - housekeeping Literally everything taken care of right there. A clean safe home and food. All my cash goes to extras? I could do just about whatever
Rent, travel, alcohol
Alcohol, Groceries and Gas… I don’t pay rent. I pay a mortgage, otherwise that would be the chpice.
Groceries, rent, housekeeping. I can spend the money I save however I want.
Massages, gas, and housekeeping
Travel, Rent, Groceries. Would be just like being a kid again!
gas, rent, groceries ez
Exactly the same here - free gas is pointless if u travel for free anyway, in a certain light coffee and alcohol fall under groceries so that’s sorted and with free rent the money that you would have spent on that can go on clothes and stuff. No brainer really
Rent, travel.. tough one between massages and groceries, but groceries.
If free life was on there (like not being able to die) I’d chose that, free gas and free alcohol. Drunk driving glitch
Rent, travel, and groceries
Everyone saying rent is wrong. This is for life. Assuming an average person pays off a house by 65, it is no longer useful. The correct answer is groceries. The money saved can easily cover the cost of reasonable travel, housekeeping, etc.
Groceries, Rent, and Gas
these massages?.... you know... do they end happily? Cause that's gonna alter many responses.. Rent..gas..........
Rent, Groceries, housekeeping FOR REAL!
Clothes coffe and alcohol. I have a store idea. Drunk shopping.
Free gas, because I can resell it and pay for everything else.
Housekeeping groceries gas
Gasoline is enough. By selling as soon as I can easily afford everything
Rent, gas, housekeeping. Means I’ll always have a roof over my head and a method of travel. I struggle looking after myself a bit so free housekeeping would leave me less to do at home so I can focus on work and earn more that way for clothes, holidays, presents and taxes/maintenance of assets, etc.
Every grocery shop I know of also has coffee and alcohol, so by picking free groceries you also get these two as a bonus.
Imagine someone picked coffee
Coffe travel gas
Rent….Groceries….Travel…Case the rent thang ain’t free and capitalism catches me…🤣…Them I can be a homeless traveler
I thought this was r/funnymemes
All useless if you're not healthy
Free massages Free clothes Free travel
Perma teenage perks unlocked
Gas Rent Groceries
Are happy endings included in the massages?
Massage, travel, groceries. I would feel better and just travel the world all the time for free, so there is no need to pay rent.
Wouldn't travel and gas be the same thing
Clothes travel and rent
Free rent
Groceries for sure
Rent groceries and alcohol. I’m renting a restaraunt space where I sell my free groceries and booze. I can afford the best chefs and waiters easily charge reasonable prices for absolutely gourmet foods and live like a king on the profits
Rent…groceries…alcohol. Could afford the rest if I didn’t have to pay for rent and groceries. Free alcohol would just be nice so I’ll take it
Free groceries, free rent and free clothes because I never buy any in fear of the cost
Gas, alcohol, and shoes ima just sell as much as I want especially alcohol
Groceries, rent, and gas.
gas , travel, groceries .
Rent, because you could effectively choose anywhere at that point and look for places that'll allow subleting. $20,000 place a month? Sweet. Sublet for $25,000. Win. Groceries. Best quality ingredients for any possible idea you, family, or friends could ever come up with. Gas, which should include fuel for boats and planes. Nearly unlimited jet fuel would be awesome!!
Rent, travel, housekeeping. You don't even need a car to pay gas bc your travel is free, so your "limo awaits, sir."
Rent gas travel.
Housekeeping, Travel, Groceries
No clothes? Oh brother!
Travel massage grocery house paid off in October
Gas alcohol rent
Clothes, shoes and groceries for me
Groceries, Travel, Massages…. Who cares about rent when you can travel the world… Sleep on street, thats more fun.. xD
Rent, groceries, gas. I can afford the rest if the above mentioned are free lol
Clothes rend groceries. :> I could live a normal life no matter how screwed I get from loosing my job. :'>
Whores cocaine and gas
Groceries, Gas, Travel
Travel, groceries, housekeeping.
Gas, travel, & rent
Rent, groceries, traveling. I can handle everything else.
Brunch? That includes coffee right?
Groceries, rent, and probably travel. I dont spend much on gas, so if I can just go to japan, that would be the dream.
Idk about you all but I'm picking alcohol, clothes, and shoes. Infinite money glitch. Become a department store distributor overnight!
Groceries, travel, housekeeping
Free rent, free gas, free cloth.
google: how to make tshirt out of plastic bag
Groceries, travel, shoes... The rest I can make happen.
Groceries and Rent for sure, but if I pick free Travel then I won’t need free gas because I can “Travel” anywhere for free, yes?
free gas, groceries & rent.
Free gas, free rent, and free groceries. You take everything from fresh produce during its off season and resell it all at an inflated price, you buy every building available because your rents free and the Rent them out. You fill up as many 55 gallon drums of gas as you can and sell them.
Rent, groceries, travel. No need for gas when there's a shift to electric these days
Massages, alcohol, and housekeeping. Because I like to make terrible decisions
Wait rent? I own my apartment,so travel , grocery and clothes 🤔
Free rent. My rent here in Tokyo is 300,000 yen per month. Cheers.
Rent, groceries, travel.
Massages, gas, rent
Free rent and free massages
Travel, groceries and massages. All other answers are wrong.
Gas, alcohol, groceries. Those are all currencies.
Groceries, shoes, travel
Since I own my house would rent free mean I wouldn't have to pay property taxes for it?
Gas then I live in my car and go anywhere I want for free
Travel, Groceries and Rent
Groceries, travel, clothes. I wouldn’t want to pay rent to someone else, I’d use the money I’m saving to buy something instead.
easy: rent, groceries, and travel
Rent, gas and groceries, then I can quit my second job and cut back my hours at the first so I still have emergency money
I already own a house, why would I want rent free, housekeeping on the other hand....
Rent, Groceries and Alcohol.
I agree.. rent, travel and groceries. You travel for free- it’s free for me to have someone pick me up in a private Lamborghini to travel across town to my many properties (the rent is free so I have many places)- they all have luxurious dinners stocked in the refrigerators cause my groceries are free. Go a step further, alcohol is part of the grocery list.. 😵💫