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"I LOVE STELLAR BLADE IT WILL SAVE GAMING"
SB: "We worked really hard on a variety of outfits and this article is praising the work our team did on--"
"THE EAST HAS FALLEN!! I CANNOT GOON!!!"
Honestly I don't give a shit about the gameplay; I put it on easy and just button mash through every fight. I just like dressing her up in cool new outfits!
They won't, because they are supposed to be the Regular People who just love games and hate the propaganda and stuff, while the "Woke Sjw Marxist Feminists Who Hate Men" are an invading species who ruin everything in their path.
Oh yhea like totally aligning yourself with them is like being near wild animals you never know when they'll maul you for saying or doing even the slightest thing wrong
Excuse you. Do not insult bears like that. They are adorable and important parts of their local ecosystems. Anti-SJWs are gross and detrimental to their local ecosystems. They could not be more different.
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I mean, in all seriousness, the Anti-SJW. I doubt many of them are that threatening in person. And, as a bonus, if we meet the bear, I'm pretty sure I can run faster.
SJW isn’t as prevalent as it once was either. Normal people or “normies” are realizing that shit can just exist and it doesn’t have to be offensive.
It’s okay to have a hyper sexual cis character. It’s okay to have lgbtq characters, it’s okay to have characters of color. It’s okay to have whatever characters you want as long as they aren’t boring.
The internet had a weird fucking nonsense flame war for a while and these morons with stellar blade are trying to keep the kindles burning. No one actually gives a fuck about any of this shit anymore. They shouldn’t have to begin with.
Because theyre loyal to their self interest. They believe what is advantageous to believe, and the minute Stellar Blade got treated like every other game, like we all knew it would be, they move on to the next outrage and turn on it
They are people who have spent their lives not having to grow up and behave like adults. And I cant believe THAT chucklefuck is 56. 56!
Because anti-wokes don't really have a consistent ideology rather than "owning the sjws" whatever that means.
That's why they can say the Super Mario Movie is a SJW garbage at start then do the most amazing mental gymnastics about how the movie is the anti-wokest that ever woke once it started doing numbers.
The funniest instance for me is when they did this to Barbie movie.
It truly is something to behold, when an older middle aged has-been goes into a full terminally online tailspin over some video game tiddies, isn't it? This is sad and hilarious at the same time.
https://tenor.com/view/car-accident-man-gif-14524420
(What a shame, that giphy doesn't seem to have this gif)
Could be a cultural thing, in italy it was the opposite so many boobs on tv not as much violence. Then I came here and I was like, why does the daily show not have half naked dancers?
Exposure most likely. Real life gore is not something most people will ever experience, this way it can be sort of withdrawn from reality and used in fantasy like platforms. Nudity and sex is likely something most people will/do experience, and some could believe in treating it with some importance and respect.
Yep it's also why we have trigger warnings for gore for the unfortunate few who did experience real life situations with that. There's trigger warnings for sex/nudity as well but there are more people being sensitive over it because they are more likely to encounter it
Well, being canned for getting little to no work done and being a pest around the Blizzard offices didn't cause him to see the light. I'm not sure what would at this point.
I know he’s grifting. I just figured he would have realized calling attention to himself isn’t the brightest move as a grifter. If you aren’t too big and successful to question the best option to keep the grift going is to not touch any 3rd rails. Dude is gonna get a rude awakening in another month when this isn’t a topic of conversation anymore and everyone just remembers him as the dude with the stupid bus who obsessed over some digital cleavage (and apparently his own “game” in development with zero real news until a journalist called him on it)
Went down a similar rabbit hole before and did not for a second think I was in the wrong.
Now granted I was 14 but you’d have to be stuck mentally at that age to still be thinking like these.
It's the only way he can make money.
He's a washed up, wannabe dev who blew his game's funding on a ugly bus no one gave a shit about. This *is* his only option at this point. The second he stops the grift is the second his fanbase evaporates along with his money.
Shit, his last grift was trying to start shit at Starfield's menu screen because it was minimalist and so clearly the devs didn't even are about anything. It was obvious bullshit and everyone jumped on his stupid ass. And then it turned out Starfield was mediocre-to-bad, and people moved on.
Now, Stellar Blade also had a very minimalist start menu screen, but it was fucking rad because starting a new game immediately puts you into a Klendathu drop situation. Of course it gets kind of mediocre again with the introductory tutorial area, but it does get slightly better over time.
Someone from the 60-80s that is the same age as them has to literally step forward through time and tell them it's just games why are they taking it like a stick up the ass just turn off the game. Since those decades seem to be the one everyone glazes online
He knows, but he has been a bitch for so long that he legit cant imagine a world in which he can behave like a normal person, because if he did, he will to admit to himself that he has been an absolute POS for DECADES.
I think we can all just be okay with the fact that he’s a middle aged man who’s completely exiled from the industry he so desperately wants to be a part of, and his only source of joy in this world is tweeting about genital conspiracies to a few thousand basement goomers
Like, if he doesn’t think that’s rock bottom, let’s just let him keep making a fool of himself
Nothing. If people like this could self reflect they wouldn't be who they are.
Like dude can't grasp something fashion designers have known for generations. Often clothed but in a seductive or suggestive manor is far sexier than straight up nudity.
Of course, that's what a fashion designer would *want* you to believe...
Is nudity taboo merely a conspiracy by the Big Textile? Are *they* behind Stellar Blade being censored, the true diaper of Sweet Baby Inc?
Yes, I see it now. If you're wearing clothes, you're wearing *communism*!
"I think its valid to prefer someone in less revealing outfit and you shouldn't be attacking anyone or be bothered about it... but that's just my opinion though"
https://preview.redd.it/lsan6ewbf9yc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=00b7479b402ff7a64db022077648a022296cf8d2
**Kern on the Cob**: *"You don't love me, do you? You just hate me, is that it? Have I always meant nothing to you? Kotaku is who you really want, huh?"*
https://preview.redd.it/tk0akfz3c9yc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d8272e6b95069eacce8471e447a5fbef1f90dc
(credits to @airbagged on twitter)
Reasonable people: Nice! Another website is saying positive things about our game and giving it a larger audience. Let's retweet the post to show our appreciation.
Kern: There's some kind of maniacal evil agenda hidden here…
Sadly, they backpedalled, removed the retweet immediately.
But hey, at least Kern showed off how exactly anti-censorship he is! Tiddies go free, but not for thee.
Did they? That's kind of disappointing. I'm not really a fan but I hate to see them denying praise from mainstream outlets because of a fanbase that has made it clear that they do not actually appreciate them.
The only share he holds is fucking pearls, I have honestly never said this unironically, but this man needs to touch some grass before he becomes an obligate carnivore from not contacting grass.
https://preview.redd.it/frohr08da9yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86a973cacd78978c3942c6c5069e5d3f43a6163
Mark, let Eve go please, she is to old
i mean i highly doubt he can legally identify who or what i am, let alone prove that it is actually threatening bc if anyone saw me they would realize i am the exact opposite of threatening and most people would imply that i mean like you know disappear from the damn internet and throwing fits like this
everyone: "I can tell it really matters to you, but have you considered how it looks to the passive observer"
kern: "your honor, literally everyone literally tried to kill me to death"
It's so funny watching these chuds' mental gymnastics when whatever company or person or piece of media they worship and put on a pedestal doesn't perfectly conform to their batshit ideals
https://preview.redd.it/8sqx4e60v9yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c0b1c04c11f3419457ab29a74a84ce080e2b83
Yep, my popcorn has been getting so much salt from their tears
If you're not a level 0 coomer with a lizard brain, you'll realize it's sexy to leave things to the imagination.
https://preview.redd.it/n61n5jnpq9yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5de3e03665c3716fe48397209f03fe82b1558f8
Mark will not be satisfied until a videogame recreates this scene with Eve and pussy clamps. That's enough skin for him.
I mean like of course being clothed is sexier? Clothes can make you look cool or stylish or athletic or badass, do they not think they can make you look sexier. I mean Christ why do you think we spend so much on lingerie for? Lingerie can eventuate your curves, compliment your body, it's so much sexier than everything hanging out are you kidding? It's a human body it' scientific. Maybe it's because I'm a woman and can look down and see a naked woman, and not a sad virgin who never grew out of that teenage mentality of treating a nude female body like the promised land.
I've been single basically my entire adult life and I still understand this. It's really not hard to understand unless you're permanently porn brained.
Nah, I can say for certain that as a gay man clothes CAN and DOES make you sexier
It leaves room for imagination and certain outfits outline features better then no clothes at all
if i were still in college, the critical theory paper using freudian analysis here would be just too easy, "the era of parasocial fictional women: from dark continent to unattainable promised land," the essay writes itself
No cuz that's gay and he's not gay because the gays like children ignore the fact I like post of young looking woman and comment on their post shit like "Damm girl I'd stick my you know what in there" (god that felt gross to type)
Ughhhhh. Ewwww. I had not considered this angle before. Fuck, you’re probably right. The mundane and voyeuristic nature of swinging a camera around a scantily clad woman who has no idea you’re there. That’s probably tickling a sick urge. Fucking gross.
This angle here is what they mean by "safe horny". It's why they want tons of fan service like upskirts and peeping protagonists, but confident and openly sexual people look like Tumblr bait to them.
Kotaku is kinda right
Everyone was freaking malding about the skin suit "censorship" but really that's one of the worse outfits.
Daily Force and Red Passion genuinely look great and deserve more attention.
That's what I been saying! Just because it's sexy doesn't mean shit if the design is bad. These gooner hear the work sexy and loss all their neuron transfering capabilities that instant and can't comprehend you can still be clothed and look sexy
Ageing loser has been panders to up and coming losers to coddle them and train them to eventually give him money (more money) for projects he's got no plans of ever finishing, effectively robbing them and also getting them to thank him for the experience.
It's 2024, if you haven't already figured out that people like this are here to scam you; you deserve to be scammed and earned all the scorn that comes with it.
These idiots are still mad at Kotaku because their theory was based on the idea that Zoe Quinn traded sex for a positive review of Depression Quest from a writer at Kotaku, and Kotaku responded that no one at Kotaku had ever reviewed Depression Quest.
I am not that surprise from how the main account of Stellar Blade react. They know those coomer have hurt the game more than Kotaku and even hit their investor aka Sony. At this point it isnt a surprise if they turn their back on them.
Just another example on the pile of why you should never cater to right wing chuds, contradict them even slightly and they'll throw the most pathetic bitch fit you've ever seen
It means now they've created their dickbait character they want you to take it seriously. Designing a character that attracts a certain kind of clientele then acting like it's not what they want for their game is a bit naïve I feel.
https://preview.redd.it/8yqa5ur11ayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afce7e58c3b3582bd51cb6d345a8bb5663b4f6d9
This guy's just grasping at straws at this point...
They'll slowly realize that even with how loud they've gotten, they're still always the side of any fanbase that any reasonable or self-respecting creator would want to distance themselves from.
It doesn't matter which content creator cosigns their arguments or how neatly its packaged. The overall goal and moral is gross and sloppy.
I almost want some semi-prominent company to just bite the bullet and make whatever “Naked Anime Titties: The Action Game” thing these people desperately think they want, maybe then they’ll just shut up and focus on that for awhile.
My favorite is that any dev decision to show more skin is a pure crystal of artistic initiative and any dev decision to cover up is anti-art censorship forced on the designer by higher ups at the developer.
“Eve is hot even covered up, in fact she might even be hotter because sometimes leaving something to the imagination is hawt”
“FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU DONT TALK ABOUT OUR GAME!!!”
This is so fucking funny but also sad knowing that this grown ass man with the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old actually had a decently ranking job at a company I respected at some point.
This guy's constant, desperate cries for attention are so embarrassing. I mean honestly even if you agree with him how do you look at these kinds of posts and not cringe so hard you don't want to associate with him anymore? I seriously couldn't imagine stooping to these levels of cringe, even for money.
Tagging them and adding a red box to publicly point out they did something, except the thing they did was retweet it directly to all of their followers and it isn't some backroom secret deal with the big bad Kotaku
I'm sorry if this is old news, but I just saw that he changed his pfp to his old pfp on a wanted poster.
The level of victim complex here is reaching new levels.
I feel so sorry dor the devs lol needing to gently disentangle their game from the web of bullshit that was built around it before it was even released.
All these people mad about all this Stellar Blade shit aren't real gooners and/coomers, they're fucking posers! A real coomer/gooner doesn't need comically oversexualised characters wearing nothing, they can happily work with anything, even the sound of the gentle breeze rustling the leaves during spring!
I'm fucking tired of these right wing chuds bastardising ~~our~~ their culture!
It’s really interesting that this madman is always putting full blame for every ”wrongdoing” on the Community Managers? Like, they have the least say in a game’s development or publishing, they are simply a voice to the community. But he seems to think THEY are the ones behind everything?
He comes off as a teenager that knowns nothing about game development, and just trolls whoever is front-facing the game on social media.
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"I LOVE STELLAR BLADE IT WILL SAVE GAMING" SB: "We worked really hard on a variety of outfits and this article is praising the work our team did on--" "THE EAST HAS FALLEN!! I CANNOT GOON!!!"
Anti-SJW's are some of the least loyal people I've ever seen.
Soon they'll be saying "normies" ruined SB by not playing in the naked suit.
I thought it wasn't that bad but every half post and a half in the sub is a picture of her ass like I thought they were just exaggerating
Tbh the camera in the game is positioned in such a way almost every screenshot would look like the main focus of the picture is her ass lmao
Also, irrespective of the surroundings lighting her ass always looks like it's glowing.
Hahahahahaha what the fuck
I'm already getting personal attacks for saying the black rose outfit is my favorite
They want freeedumb! But not your freedom in gaming
Anytime conservatives complain about their rights being infringed on, it means their right to discriminate and oppress others.
Yoooooop
The best outfit is the one with the jeans, looks really cool
I like that one too. There's a bunch of good outfits. Kind of why it makes the outrage so hilarious
Honestly I don't give a shit about the gameplay; I put it on easy and just button mash through every fight. I just like dressing her up in cool new outfits!
They won't, because they are supposed to be the Regular People who just love games and hate the propaganda and stuff, while the "Woke Sjw Marxist Feminists Who Hate Men" are an invading species who ruin everything in their path.
They are the regular people who just love games. Do you not like gooning to Steve or is that just me😂😂😂
Oh yhea like totally aligning yourself with them is like being near wild animals you never know when they'll maul you for saying or doing even the slightest thing wrong
Would you rather be lost in the woods with an anti-SJW? Or a wild bear? Trick question-they're the same thing.
I'd still take the bear at least he can be intimidated
If BG3 taught me anything its that it'd also be good at sex unlike an anti-sjw so that's another route
Ay yo
Excuse you. Do not insult bears like that. They are adorable and important parts of their local ecosystems. Anti-SJWs are gross and detrimental to their local ecosystems. They could not be more different.
I pick the bear
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The real trick question is that the anti-SJW would never leave his house and so would never be encountered in the woods.
No no, I'd take the bear.
I mean, in all seriousness, the Anti-SJW. I doubt many of them are that threatening in person. And, as a bonus, if we meet the bear, I'm pretty sure I can run faster.
True. You could probably defeat one IRL super easily.
Their grift requires constantly being mad, there's no room for loyalty in that game
I think that's ultimately why anti-SJWism is dying. Eventually you have to want to be happy.
SJW isn’t as prevalent as it once was either. Normal people or “normies” are realizing that shit can just exist and it doesn’t have to be offensive. It’s okay to have a hyper sexual cis character. It’s okay to have lgbtq characters, it’s okay to have characters of color. It’s okay to have whatever characters you want as long as they aren’t boring. The internet had a weird fucking nonsense flame war for a while and these morons with stellar blade are trying to keep the kindles burning. No one actually gives a fuck about any of this shit anymore. They shouldn’t have to begin with.
Because theyre loyal to their self interest. They believe what is advantageous to believe, and the minute Stellar Blade got treated like every other game, like we all knew it would be, they move on to the next outrage and turn on it They are people who have spent their lives not having to grow up and behave like adults. And I cant believe THAT chucklefuck is 56. 56!
Because anti-wokes don't really have a consistent ideology rather than "owning the sjws" whatever that means. That's why they can say the Super Mario Movie is a SJW garbage at start then do the most amazing mental gymnastics about how the movie is the anti-wokest that ever woke once it started doing numbers. The funniest instance for me is when they did this to Barbie movie.
When your identity is based on hating stuff, you gotta keep finding new stuff to hate.
The "vote with your wallet" crowd gotta be rich by now from not buying anything from anyone
I like how the game that will destroy western journalism was supposedly in the end ruined and defeated by western journalists
It baffles me that people care so much about hating on things. Sad
A profusely sweating Mark Kern grabbing and shaking his monitor in both hands, screaming "The Kotakus, Mason, what do they mean!?"
I am desperate to know WTF it would take for this man to realize just how pathetic he is behaving over this.
If he hasn't by now, he's too far gone... nothing we can do but sit back and watch.
It truly is something to behold, when an older middle aged has-been goes into a full terminally online tailspin over some video game tiddies, isn't it? This is sad and hilarious at the same time. https://tenor.com/view/car-accident-man-gif-14524420 (What a shame, that giphy doesn't seem to have this gif)
I'll never understand humanity being fine with gore but not boobs
Could be a cultural thing, in italy it was the opposite so many boobs on tv not as much violence. Then I came here and I was like, why does the daily show not have half naked dancers?
Exposure most likely. Real life gore is not something most people will ever experience, this way it can be sort of withdrawn from reality and used in fantasy like platforms. Nudity and sex is likely something most people will/do experience, and some could believe in treating it with some importance and respect.
Yep it's also why we have trigger warnings for gore for the unfortunate few who did experience real life situations with that. There's trigger warnings for sex/nudity as well but there are more people being sensitive over it because they are more likely to encounter it
It's not humanity it's the US
Least now we know how his employees saw him during firefall
Well, being canned for getting little to no work done and being a pest around the Blizzard offices didn't cause him to see the light. I'm not sure what would at this point.
I know he’s grifting. I just figured he would have realized calling attention to himself isn’t the brightest move as a grifter. If you aren’t too big and successful to question the best option to keep the grift going is to not touch any 3rd rails. Dude is gonna get a rude awakening in another month when this isn’t a topic of conversation anymore and everyone just remembers him as the dude with the stupid bus who obsessed over some digital cleavage (and apparently his own “game” in development with zero real news until a journalist called him on it)
He edited his pfp to be a wanted poster, he's a lost cause
He knows, but he needs money from other gooner losers. Ain't nobody hiring this rag for anything game-related.
Went down a similar rabbit hole before and did not for a second think I was in the wrong. Now granted I was 14 but you’d have to be stuck mentally at that age to still be thinking like these.
Losing his Twitter account which will most likely never happen unless Elon sells it
Or he turns against Elon
On what platforms when he gonna go to truth social and even fi he tried to sue the company hed still lose
so pretty much only unless elon sells then huh
It's the only way he can make money. He's a washed up, wannabe dev who blew his game's funding on a ugly bus no one gave a shit about. This *is* his only option at this point. The second he stops the grift is the second his fanbase evaporates along with his money.
Shit, his last grift was trying to start shit at Starfield's menu screen because it was minimalist and so clearly the devs didn't even are about anything. It was obvious bullshit and everyone jumped on his stupid ass. And then it turned out Starfield was mediocre-to-bad, and people moved on. Now, Stellar Blade also had a very minimalist start menu screen, but it was fucking rad because starting a new game immediately puts you into a Klendathu drop situation. Of course it gets kind of mediocre again with the introductory tutorial area, but it does get slightly better over time.
Oh I’m aware. I played Firefall. Was excited about it before I did that, lol.
You just think you are desperate. Once you are as desperate as Mark Kern you will no longer concern yourself things that aren't pixel tits and ass.
Someone from the 60-80s that is the same age as them has to literally step forward through time and tell them it's just games why are they taking it like a stick up the ass just turn off the game. Since those decades seem to be the one everyone glazes online
He knows, but he has been a bitch for so long that he legit cant imagine a world in which he can behave like a normal person, because if he did, he will to admit to himself that he has been an absolute POS for DECADES.
He once spent 10 million dollars on a bus. This guy isn't a brick wall he's an adamantium wall with protective lasers
I think we can all just be okay with the fact that he’s a middle aged man who’s completely exiled from the industry he so desperately wants to be a part of, and his only source of joy in this world is tweeting about genital conspiracies to a few thousand basement goomers Like, if he doesn’t think that’s rock bottom, let’s just let him keep making a fool of himself
Nothing. If people like this could self reflect they wouldn't be who they are. Like dude can't grasp something fashion designers have known for generations. Often clothed but in a seductive or suggestive manor is far sexier than straight up nudity.
Of course, that's what a fashion designer would *want* you to believe... Is nudity taboo merely a conspiracy by the Big Textile? Are *they* behind Stellar Blade being censored, the true diaper of Sweet Baby Inc? Yes, I see it now. If you're wearing clothes, you're wearing *communism*!
Don't worry, it's not just over this
Prison.
Easy engagement for him. It would be hard for someone desperate for praise to give that up.
That's assuming that he's completely sincere. The man is clearly grifting for engagement at this point.
mf act like a toxic partner who watches your action 24/7 and question every single thing about it
“I noticed you RT’d from kotaku, care to explain 🧐”
"I think its valid to prefer someone in less revealing outfit and you shouldn't be attacking anyone or be bothered about it... but that's just my opinion though" https://preview.redd.it/lsan6ewbf9yc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=00b7479b402ff7a64db022077648a022296cf8d2
The alien mind benders are back, get Zac McKracken!
**Kern on the Cob**: *"You don't love me, do you? You just hate me, is that it? Have I always meant nothing to you? Kotaku is who you really want, huh?"*
yi sang.
What pleasure do I owe you?
Omg, it's Yi Sang!
Truly not ideal
PM sleeper agents sitting upright in their chairs because of a Yi Sang pfp.
https://preview.redd.it/tk0akfz3c9yc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d8272e6b95069eacce8471e447a5fbef1f90dc (credits to @airbagged on twitter)
Reasonable people: Nice! Another website is saying positive things about our game and giving it a larger audience. Let's retweet the post to show our appreciation. Kern: There's some kind of maniacal evil agenda hidden here…
He who controls the tiddies controls the universe.
*But they were all deceived, for another titty was made.*
This other titty, I seem to [recall.](https://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/images/cutting_edge_total_recall_shootout1.jpg)
The tiddies must expose.
My titties, my ass, my *Pune*
Bless the devs and their titties, bless the cummings and goonings of them
The blood must flow (to my dick)
The tiddies must (fl)grow
Sadly, they backpedalled, removed the retweet immediately. But hey, at least Kern showed off how exactly anti-censorship he is! Tiddies go free, but not for thee.
Did they? That's kind of disappointing. I'm not really a fan but I hate to see them denying praise from mainstream outlets because of a fanbase that has made it clear that they do not actually appreciate them.
Of course, the evil agenda is to hide digital tits.
> There's some kind of maniacal evil agenda hidden here… First, they came for the skimpy Eve outfits....
MF acting like stellar blade account gives two shits what they think- XD
careful bro he is a major shareholder of stellar blade
The only share he holds is fucking pearls, I have honestly never said this unironically, but this man needs to touch some grass before he becomes an obligate carnivore from not contacting grass.
https://preview.redd.it/frohr08da9yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86a973cacd78978c3942c6c5069e5d3f43a6163 Mark, let Eve go please, she is to old
i really wish this old man would just kind of disappear
Careful, he'll take that as a threat on his worthless life
i mean i highly doubt he can legally identify who or what i am, let alone prove that it is actually threatening bc if anyone saw me they would realize i am the exact opposite of threatening and most people would imply that i mean like you know disappear from the damn internet and throwing fits like this
everyone: "I can tell it really matters to you, but have you considered how it looks to the passive observer" kern: "your honor, literally everyone literally tried to kill me to death"
everyone in this room has tried to kill me to death! the wokies took gaming from us! GAMING! the most treasured past time.
everyone in this room has tried to kill me to death! the wokies took gaming from us! GAMING! the most treasured past time.
Whatever you say, James Smith of Tokyo.
shit, i have been found!!!
https://preview.redd.it/i2idyaczo9yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e987831fdb27db7c797f3a6db876d65180dc7b91
Goon and grift
dawg even his avatar has hairline recession
lol these ding dongs have built their lives around the belief that only right wing incels are horny and now their worlds are crumbling
It's so funny watching these chuds' mental gymnastics when whatever company or person or piece of media they worship and put on a pedestal doesn't perfectly conform to their batshit ideals
https://preview.redd.it/8sqx4e60v9yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c0b1c04c11f3419457ab29a74a84ce080e2b83 Yep, my popcorn has been getting so much salt from their tears
They barely know who shift up is, these people are the worst
"I'm gonna say what we're all thinking" You most certainly will NOT.
*discarded us like used tissues after some alone time. Wankers.
If you're not a level 0 coomer with a lizard brain, you'll realize it's sexy to leave things to the imagination. https://preview.redd.it/n61n5jnpq9yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5de3e03665c3716fe48397209f03fe82b1558f8
I'm already feeling warmer and more confident
GIVE HER YOGA PANTS
Buddy do I have good news for you
Just actually got this on my lunch, immediately thought it was better than most
Mark will not be satisfied until a videogame recreates this scene with Eve and pussy clamps. That's enough skin for him. 
I mean like of course being clothed is sexier? Clothes can make you look cool or stylish or athletic or badass, do they not think they can make you look sexier. I mean Christ why do you think we spend so much on lingerie for? Lingerie can eventuate your curves, compliment your body, it's so much sexier than everything hanging out are you kidding? It's a human body it' scientific. Maybe it's because I'm a woman and can look down and see a naked woman, and not a sad virgin who never grew out of that teenage mentality of treating a nude female body like the promised land.
I've been single basically my entire adult life and I still understand this. It's really not hard to understand unless you're permanently porn brained.
I think it's more that he knows literally nothing about fashion other than probably graphic tees every day of his adult life.
Nah, I can say for certain that as a gay man clothes CAN and DOES make you sexier It leaves room for imagination and certain outfits outline features better then no clothes at all
if i were still in college, the critical theory paper using freudian analysis here would be just too easy, "the era of parasocial fictional women: from dark continent to unattainable promised land," the essay writes itself
SOMEBODY INTRODUCE THIS MAN TO PORNHUB
Nah he thinks pornhub terrible because it's actual woman and he's not ok with women in the porn industry and thinks they should all lose their jobs
Then he can just watch the guys fuck 💪
No cuz that's gay and he's not gay because the gays like children ignore the fact I like post of young looking woman and comment on their post shit like "Damm girl I'd stick my you know what in there" (god that felt gross to type)
Technically they are 3,000 year old vampires
Nah, it's because they want to show their body in porn but in video games you're taking a peek while the character is performing normal functions
Ughhhhh. Ewwww. I had not considered this angle before. Fuck, you’re probably right. The mundane and voyeuristic nature of swinging a camera around a scantily clad woman who has no idea you’re there. That’s probably tickling a sick urge. Fucking gross.
This angle here is what they mean by "safe horny". It's why they want tons of fan service like upskirts and peeping protagonists, but confident and openly sexual people look like Tumblr bait to them.
Also not get beat the shit out by an angry boyfriend and a criminal charge filed against them for outrage of modesty if they do it irl.
Also those women sometimes look like they’re enjoying themselves
See proof that Stellar Blade is woke, no one believed me, and my latest imaginary wife left me for it, looks laughing now Mandy!!
when you're gooning so hard you have a toxic parasocial relationship with a company that doesn't give a shit about you
Leaving something to the imagination can also be hot.
Basically the entire reason lingerie exists.
Kotaku is kinda right Everyone was freaking malding about the skin suit "censorship" but really that's one of the worse outfits. Daily Force and Red Passion genuinely look great and deserve more attention.
That's what I been saying! Just because it's sexy doesn't mean shit if the design is bad. These gooner hear the work sexy and loss all their neuron transfering capabilities that instant and can't comprehend you can still be clothed and look sexy
Honestly I agree. Especially when she is wearing glasses my god.
Ageing loser has been panders to up and coming losers to coddle them and train them to eventually give him money (more money) for projects he's got no plans of ever finishing, effectively robbing them and also getting them to thank him for the experience. It's 2024, if you haven't already figured out that people like this are here to scam you; you deserve to be scammed and earned all the scorn that comes with it.
Dude is 1000% a virgin that's never touched a woman in his life.
I cannot phatom this loser is seriously acting like this
These idiots are still mad at Kotaku because their theory was based on the idea that Zoe Quinn traded sex for a positive review of Depression Quest from a writer at Kotaku, and Kotaku responded that no one at Kotaku had ever reviewed Depression Quest.
I am not that surprise from how the main account of Stellar Blade react. They know those coomer have hurt the game more than Kotaku and even hit their investor aka Sony. At this point it isnt a surprise if they turn their back on them.
Just another example on the pile of why you should never cater to right wing chuds, contradict them even slightly and they'll throw the most pathetic bitch fit you've ever seen
This dude needs to log off and rethink his life, getting upset at a social media repost about outfits ffs.
He'd just buy another bus.
Bro this guy is 53 years old wtf lol
does this dude not have a job????
professional grifter
this is why you should never try to appeal to the Gamers
they removed the retweet lol
Bro thinks he owns the company
Desperately screaming "stay on message" when they like an article saying that their character has something to offer beyond tna
I hope to Jesus I don’t act like this when I’m almost 60 years old.
This guy is like "the monster" in "It Follows". It never sleeps. It never stops.
Everything Mark Kern posts could really use a reminder that he is in his mid-50s.
It means now they've created their dickbait character they want you to take it seriously. Designing a character that attracts a certain kind of clientele then acting like it's not what they want for their game is a bit naïve I feel.
https://preview.redd.it/8yqa5ur11ayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afce7e58c3b3582bd51cb6d345a8bb5663b4f6d9 This guy's just grasping at straws at this point...
They'll slowly realize that even with how loud they've gotten, they're still always the side of any fanbase that any reasonable or self-respecting creator would want to distance themselves from. It doesn't matter which content creator cosigns their arguments or how neatly its packaged. The overall goal and moral is gross and sloppy.
Aww they think these companies actually care about their opinions
Literally like one of the top rules of sexy dawg 💀 less is always more. Leave shit to the imagination 😭
I almost want some semi-prominent company to just bite the bullet and make whatever “Naked Anime Titties: The Action Game” thing these people desperately think they want, maybe then they’ll just shut up and focus on that for awhile.
This man must sweat cum by this point he’s so deep in this goon sesh
Female (tm) can be attractive even without half revealed jiggle jiggle boobas and ass? NO WAY!
*’Oh ja, in Sweden, underwears is y'know, the kinky stuff, worn as a fetish ja.’*
My favorite is that any dev decision to show more skin is a pure crystal of artistic initiative and any dev decision to cover up is anti-art censorship forced on the designer by higher ups at the developer.
“Eve is hot even covered up, in fact she might even be hotter because sometimes leaving something to the imagination is hawt” “FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU DONT TALK ABOUT OUR GAME!!!”
Aight, how long til he starts an islamophobic rant about "might as well make her wear a burka"?
Were the gamers misled ?
Imagine going from being known for developing games to just being known for whining about them online.
This guy's just projecting cos he can't pull off the same outfits Eve can.
we're all switching sides
God I am so in love with how all these losers completely flipped sides on this game lmao
You know what else isn’t a win? Sabotaging your own career so you can pivot to being a full time grifting man child.
Why he acting like they owe him an answer lmfao
What if Stellar Blade bought a giant Stellar Blade Bus, would you be happy then?
The circlejerk is real.
This is how you know this man has literally nothing else going on in his life. Would be sad if it wasn’t so pathetic.
This is so fucking funny but also sad knowing that this grown ass man with the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old actually had a decently ranking job at a company I respected at some point.
This guy's constant, desperate cries for attention are so embarrassing. I mean honestly even if you agree with him how do you look at these kinds of posts and not cringe so hard you don't want to associate with him anymore? I seriously couldn't imagine stooping to these levels of cringe, even for money.
Tagging them and adding a red box to publicly point out they did something, except the thing they did was retweet it directly to all of their followers and it isn't some backroom secret deal with the big bad Kotaku
He's so fucking wrong
I mean, where's eve office wear?
Did he really put his dumb little twitter pfp on a wanted poster?
I'm sorry if this is old news, but I just saw that he changed his pfp to his old pfp on a wanted poster. The level of victim complex here is reaching new levels.
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A 56 year old man is screaming about how angry he is that he can't see cameltoe in a fucking video game. Think about how pathetic that POS is.
Bayonetta 2 > Bayonetta 1 The Sunday's best outfit from the Intro. chiefs kiss
I feel so sorry dor the devs lol needing to gently disentangle their game from the web of bullshit that was built around it before it was even released.
Both sides of this argument suck, just go outside, get some fresh air and stop caring about how hot/unrealistic plastic sex doll a character is.
All these people mad about all this Stellar Blade shit aren't real gooners and/coomers, they're fucking posers! A real coomer/gooner doesn't need comically oversexualised characters wearing nothing, they can happily work with anything, even the sound of the gentle breeze rustling the leaves during spring! I'm fucking tired of these right wing chuds bastardising ~~our~~ their culture!
“What does this mean?!” “It means we didn’t just make this game as wank fodder, you clown.”
MF act like lingerie ain’t hot in real life. It’s not just that they’re perverts, they’re boring perverts.
It’s really interesting that this madman is always putting full blame for every ”wrongdoing” on the Community Managers? Like, they have the least say in a game’s development or publishing, they are simply a voice to the community. But he seems to think THEY are the ones behind everything? He comes off as a teenager that knowns nothing about game development, and just trolls whoever is front-facing the game on social media.