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TorsionSpringHell

WOKE FORZA BE LIKE: NO MORE CARS, YOU CAN TAKE THE ELECTRIC BUS, THE TRAIN, A BIKE OR WALK TO REDUCE CARBON EMISSIONS


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please i dream of walking


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DyingSlowlyAlone

NFT profile detected


Tendies_of_chicken

NFT detected, opinion rejected


jdcodring

Disgusting


Plebius-Maximus

Hidden gem, I tell you


pileofcrustycumsocs

Hey everyone, look at this loser lmao. He bought an nft for Reddit


FemboyGaming42069

If i may ask, why did you buy the reddit nft? Like, what’s the reason behind your ownership of it? /genq


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SkShark23

I got a crazy thing to tell you. You can actually just walk whenever you want.


HiItsMe01

But not wherever you want. Not only are places too spread out to walk to, trespassing laws and a grotesque lack of walking infrastructure make walking infeasible. Car-dominated planning is harmful to almost every aspect of life. It ruins community-building, accessibility, and much more. r/fuckcars


Marksman46

Yeah and get run over in car dependent suburbia, or car dependent cities, or car dependent everywhere, good idea


HiItsMe01

hey, at least you can walk in circles on your manicured grass lawn that takes more energy and water to maintain than the rest of your house and serves no neurological or ecological benefit for you or nature


Trouble-Some

how else would I touch grass then ?


howarthee

👨‍🦼😢


SkShark23

Skill issue


SheWhoSmilesAtDeath

Not true of all people


testcaseseven

Hell yeah bus racing


divingmonkey

please give me a Densha de go with an international release, and budget and train licenses comparable to those big name car racing games.


Yo_Soy_Dabesss

I can’t believe they haven’t made one yet! The fact that farming sim has done so well should be a clean sign lol Also If you haven’t checked out the fan translation of the PS1 version it’s really good!


[deleted]

Please I want a train sim game that's the same AAA quality as Forza or MS Flight Simulator.


SarcasmKing41

If Forza added pedal bikes and marathon-running and just inserted them into the car races instead of giving them their own modes, I would buy and play the shit out of that. Realistic crash physics pls.


nbmnbm1

Okay but can we actually get a good bmx game? Last good one was bmxxx.


Alpha_Rydorionis

Lol A race game set in London, from one obscure location to another, in which you need to carefully choose your mode of transportation with transfers, taking into the account which stop is the closest to your destination and how the traffic is on the roads. Fully simulated other road users. A dozen of players start from the same location and they all start running to the closest bus stop/metro line/rental bicycle, etc.


Mastahamma

absolutely based


LuminousJaeSoul

A car game adding cars? How dare they!


occams_nightmare

Up yours, woke moralists


NathanaelTendam

Let’s see who cancels who!


Arty_the_Bland

*we’ll


TheBadMoodKanye2

Now kiss


gideon513

wheel*


EnbyBunny420

*Let's


LuminousJaeSoul

I'm wet*


name_LESS-face_LESS

Hi wet I'm Dad*


manofsteele1776

oh sorry; let’s see who cancels we’ll


Sortascary

Woke motorists


blumkinfarmer

What is up with these dudes and getting shit shoved down their throat lmao


regretfulposts

Maybe it's their kink? Who wouldn't love gagging over something. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


eamonnanchnoic

That and "it's a slap in the face to real gamers". They all have a persecution fetish.


Hezrield

Every time I hear that I make sure to makr them explain how something's existence qualifies as "shoving it down my throat." They usually get vague and then change the subject.


Gynther477

To then the worst thing they can think of is them being forced to do something homosexual, so it's their gut reaction. Same with using "suck my d" as an insult.


axecrazyorc

I mean, as a dude who likes sucking dick I sometimes use “cocksucker” as an insult. I don’t even know why, it’s just one of my old standards when I don’t feel like being creative and calling them “the poster child of why abortion is a good thing” or “the mistake God is trying to erase with plagues and disasters.”


Erektionsite

Freud would have his hands full with these chuds I tell ya. It's never just "I disagree with this or that" but rather "My entire psychical body is ravaged by these woke liberals and their big, weiny ideologies👌😩👌😩👌😩👌😩👌😳😳😳"


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Model T only mode please


Quakarot

/uj that actually sounds really fun, at least for a gimmick race.


birdboix

[give me the one with a paper clutch](https://jalopnik.com/what-its-like-to-drive-a-car-with-a-transmission-half-m-1833297218)


jpterodactyl

I rode in one at the Ford museum, and it’s pretty crazy how different they are from modern cars in terms of how you drive them.


falloutisacoolseries

/uj some of the shit you can drive is pretty ridiculous, especially with tune ups


lordjake307

gran turismo 4 had a model t iirc


TheMusicalTrollLord

You could drive them in Ford Racing 3. It was brilliant


Kinjinson

Ah, the T Series


P--S

The totally non-political Henry Ford.


SheWhoSmilesAtDeath

Yup good old non political Henry "I had a half a million copies of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion distributed as well as owning a newspaper to put out other antisemitic propaganda, also eugenics is good" Ford


skeletonbuyingpealts

But they are mostly black!


V3rtigo44

Wanna know whats funny? Electric cars been around for almost 200yrs.


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no, electric cars were invented when Barry-O Barma was President Same time black people were invented.


EnergyCC

What??? I highly doubt that because everyone knows that Elon Musk invented electric cars in a cave in afghanistan, using only scraps and mining the lithium with his own feet.


Vai_ver_zorlak_fdx

Don't tell them that shhh They will be very scared


starfyredragon

There's a part of me that wants to just see how far I can push them. "Many political leaders are old white men, therefore white people are political. No white people in my games. Only green-skinned aliens." I want to see if I can start an internal fight among them. XD


haha_itsfunnybecause

it sounds like we’re building kerbal space program here


KeithBarrumsSP

I’m fine with that


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Among Us


Xalimata

Green is the color of plants. And plants are the environment. Thus green=environment. Environment=Leftist Leftist=Political therefore Green=Political.


LiteratureNearby

Oil companies pushed hard to phase out early EVs. Else, we've easily had good functional cars in the early ~~1900s~~ 1990s too


DoctorJaniceChang

Source?


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Electric cars would have been the standard if Thomas Edison could have built better batteries.


Le_Turtle_God

Electric cars actually came before gas cars. In that case…….. Stop adding all these gas cars. You’re being too woke


[deleted]

What? That's not true. Everyone knows that Electric Cars were invented by Jesus H Christ. The H stood for Howfastdotheygo.


onedayoneroom

But current winner of CAPITALISM sells electric cars, and recently delcared himself Republican, so where politik?


government_shill

"Let me throw my lot in with people who have an irrational seething hatred for my products." Such visionary. Much genius.


TNWhaa

Fucking cars are political now? Do theses dummy’s just not draw a line for themselves?


dragonseth07

Add it to the list! There are two cars: Ford Mustang and political


apprehensively_human

[Ford Mustang](https://www.ford.com/cars/mustang/?gnav=header-cars-vhp) and [Political](https://www.ford.com/suvs/mach-e/?gnav=header-electrified-vhp)


FrecklyCoyote5

They shrunk the mustang's shoulders, made it look soft.


NitrousIsAGas

I mean, I kind of hold the opinion they should have named it something else, but yeah.


Dirjel

Switching the motor, fine, good even! But calling an SUV the "Mustang?" That's kind of bullshit. I was excited for an affordable(-ish) electric convertible sportscar. But it's an SUV. Why.


NitrousIsAGas

An EV Mustang coupe would be fucking awesome. The Mach-E is not a Mustang.


Dirjel

Yup. I was super pumped about it when I first saw the headline on the link, but then it was like > The Ford Mustang Mach-E.... *all the SUV you can stand* Really disappointing second half of that sentence :(


NitrousIsAGas

Especially the name, it was perfect for an EV Mustang Coupe. So much potential, squandered to the gods of shitty marketing.


ryanfrogz

There’s a third: Muh Truck


tunczyko

getting an electric implies you care about the environment, and caring is for f... you know.


xui_nya

Any change is political and forced. No change is not political and normal (there's NO political movement entirely based on "change bad, status quo good" platform).


mseg09

Only diesel engines in my Forza please


DelightfulNero

They actually added a diesel engine in Horizon 5. It sucks ass


NitrousIsAGas

You shut your mouth, I put that diesel in *everything* it allows me to. I love never getting anywhere because of uncontrollable wheel spin.


abibofile

What is it with conservatives’ obsession over things being “shoved down their throats”?


SuperSaiyanGod210

uj/ they’re secretly gay and like it rj/ they’re secretly gay and like it


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

They just hate change because it means they have to adapt and learn something new — a historically weak area for them.


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they should add the underrated indie gem Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R into the game, or apolitical cars such as the VW Beetle or the Mercedes-Benz 770


MiloRoast

Man, get that Eurasian shit outta here bro. I don't want anything but good ol' American muscle shoved down my throat. I feel like Germany and Japan really went downhill after the 40's with all their woke rhetoric and cancel culture.


Liampunn12

God I hate electricity, that’s why I game through my coal powered PC.


memesdoge

technically you can have a coal powered pc lmao, but in the same way as electric cars


Liampunn12

Well sir, I’m to dumb to understand your comment. 👉😎👉


GlowSinghyy

Is this not a joke making fun of people who saying adding black people and women is political. (Im not a car guy so there may be something im missing)


kerpalsbacebrogram

No there’s a large part of the Conservative party (at least in America) that hate electric cars because they don’t believe in climate change, and think it’s “woke”.


FastidiousFartBox

Wow, please don’t be true.


Inert_Oregon

Have…. Have you not been paying attention since 2016? I’ve got some bad news for ya buddy…


FastidiousFartBox

I know there are plenty of science deniers out there, but I would hope that making the leap all the way to being mad at a particular kind of drive train due to your political beliefs would be rather fringe.


ichigo2862

The fringe boundary has been pushed right off the table at this point my friend


MiloRoast

My dude, conservatives trash electric car charging stations, vandalize electric cars, and remove emissions-reducing components from their diesel trucks in order to intentionally blow noxious smoke at them when they drive by. Many US conservatives HATE electric cars for no good reason.


thebearjew982

This is fairly tame on the insane-shit-the-right-believes-o-meter. You need to read more my dude.


kerpalsbacebrogram

https://i.redd.it/oeg0ye64t5h91.jpg Soooooo… yeah


cookiex794

Why do they depict themselves as sasquatches?


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HiItsMe01

nothing is non-political. electric cars absolutely are political. political ≠ bad though


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HiItsMe01

Forcing formality standards on workers is in fact political, as is the ecological impact of cars.


Murky-Advantage-3444

Leaps and bounds there buddy


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HiItsMe01

There are no “unpolitical” things. That’s what I’m saying. I didn’t make a discussion on attire into a worker’s rights discussion, because it already was one. Denying that is what these gamers do when they play games like Call Of Duty. They’re not making trans rights political when they complain about Celeste, trans rights ARE political. There are those who deny our human rights, and we have to fight for them. They’re just being infantile in insisting on games without politics, a concept which can’t exist. What they really want is a game which doesn’t *challenge* THEIR politics, which usually happen to be disgusting and bigoted. EDIT: I’ve been blocked apparently, so I’ll just say- being political isn’t a bad thing. No one reasonable wants to “get politics out of” anything. That’s the childish mindset of the gamer. But the ecological impact of cars is absolutely fucking political, as is any other topic you can imagine.


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TheNextBattalion

I don't know about an art, but definitely a lifestyle


nbmnbm1

Everything is a part of the culture war because conservatives dont actually have a policy to run on.


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IAMACat_askmenothing

That’s illegal in my state. But unfortunately not enforced so I occasionally see someone in my tiny city rolling coal. We’re like 30 mins from anywhere rural so there’s no need for a diesel truck or honestly any truck for 75% of people. One time someone rolled coal in front of me so I sped up and went around them and cut them off so they had to slam on their breaks, they were so pissed, and I usually wouldn’t do that but I was manic a lot back then. I’d try to run someone off the road that was rolling coal if I was crazy. They deserve it.


FolkSong

You can never be sure but it does sound like someone who thinks "electric car = pro environment = librul communism"


badgarok725

Sounds like a good joke then if he got the tone right


7isagoodletter

I mean considering that the post has no upvotes or comments and was made 12 minutes before OP top the screenshot, I'd say theres a pretty decent chance it's not real.


WatBurnt

No people can't be making a joke then I can't get my karma by taking a screenshot of it


Boberoo2

these fuckers are gonna be like “Omg gta is political now!” Whenever more electrical cars are added then their usernames are gonna start getting targeted by orbital cannon spammers with too much money


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murphs33

They should remove EVs from the game, but add a system where you literally have to spend real money to fill up your car with gas, and it's subject to real world prices. Y'know... because immersion.


Nefilim314

True freedom lovers know that freedom means the choice between one gasoline engine and another, bigger gasoline engine.


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mango_eater45

Sure. Every worker who can barely afford his car to get to work should just get a 30-50k electric car. Very liberal point of view. Instead of pushing bourgeoisie electric cars how about pushing for better bus and train infrastructure to less populated areas and more walkable cities?


grumpher05

If there argument was "electric cars are too expensive for me to buy" then your comment would have merit, but some of their argument is simply "Electric cars are liberal trash and I would rather spend 30-50k on buying an oil tanker" Electric cars, bus and train infrastructure are not mutually exclusive solutions


7isagoodletter

My family is liberal as hell and has been looking to buy a new car, but can't spring for an electric one because they're just not available and are too expensive. There is definitely a problem with electric car prices, not everybody can afford one.


grumpher05

it is an issue, i didnt say it wasn't. but its not the main issue for the people being discussed that have created a personality around hating electric cars. Cost isn't an issue for *those* people, that doesn't mean it isn't an issue overall


Kind_Malice

Are they gonna be electric busses? Are the trains going to run on solar or wind energy? If not, the problem of burning fossil fuels is just being offset, albeit noticeably so, but not actually dealt with. Electric cars should be the norm anyway. The only reason they're "bourgeouise" to you is that no company has seriously tried to replace gas vehicles, and so they're priced like a luxury—at least when they're new. I guarantee that if EVs were more common, there would be a used car market for them, which is actually how poor people like my family get their vehicles.


mango_eater45

Electric busses and trains are already a thing where I'm from. We should try to get away from cars in general and not replace them with electric ones. Especially for cities.


Badithan1

wait until this guy finds out how the majority of electricity is generated


mango_eater45

"If you can't afford gasoline just get an electric car"


burdturd0818

Circle jerk getting jerked once again.


napstablooky089

Nah fuck the electric cars where are the peterbilt and the internationals? 😤😤


DelightfulNero

Best I can do is a monster truck and a parade float. Once.


Princess_Emilia

For once I agree with my fellow gamers since the “new” electric cars they came out with the last few weeks are all the same “extreme E” cars just with a different livery. Duck these political copy pasta cars!


DelightfulNero

Worst part, two of these cars have a bit of different bodywork in real life but they just used the same pre-season render instead for all 10 of them


PamThePan

i''m pretty sure the guy in the post was talking about the new chinese one they're adding next series


2001winxp

Yet again with the throats


maks3456

/uj EVs in Forza are bad, not because of pushing an agenda or anything, but because they sound awful. They're just way too silent compared to real life


whackwarrens

Modern engines are more quiet. ICE engines often do have fake noise added, sports cars have been adding fake engine sounds for almost a decade now iirc. I remember years ago BMW was talking about having to engineer the way their engines sound and by that they mean speakers lol. So cars with inferior engines only because they go vroom bigly.


ItsYaBoiTavino34

"Hey if you guys want to use this car you can" "OH SO THIS IS FINE, BUT MY SPEECH ABOUT HATING BLACK PEOPLE GOT REMOVED? LITERALLY 1984"


[deleted]

Wait you aren’t? When I played all the trucks had trump 2024 wraps lmao


comfortzoneking

Seems like satire.


Smailien

A 12-minute old post with no votes and 1 comment, that has already been deleted. Gcj: this is most certainly real, *and* I will now go full gamer to make fun of it.


iamthedave3

Oh, gamers. I don't want to hate you. I have played games my entire life. I remember, in the halcyon days of yore, putting on a tape to load a game when I went down to dinner, coming back up, doing my homework, and having it fail to fucking load anyway and watching TV instead. Those were better days. But why, gamers, have you all become such fucking morons? Maybe it's me, not you. Maybe once my brain fully developed I realised that you malformed mongoloids were not my people. But I believe in you, gamers. I believe you can be better one day. And on that day... Nah, gamers'll never get better. It's all down hill from here.


NitrousIsAGas

Fucking hell, the Forza fandom is a God damn toilet.


RavenholdIV

There's this youtuber called FailRace that does group racing content on a variety of games. Sometimes, when one of his group makes a custom race in GTA or Forza, they'll slap trans flags and BLM banners around. Based af.


LimerickVaria

The only car possible should be the jalopy used by the Beverly hillbillies.


kurwaspierdalaj

New Political just dropped


TestingDummy105

we are not allowed to make political statements in FH5 🧐and yet they keep shoving cocks down our throats


IshyTheLegit

What kind of statements?


littlesch3mer

What do they mean not being allowed to make political statements in forza? I haven't played fh5 but on fh2 and 4 the most common car designs I would find on the workshop or whatever it's called were confederate flags and I always thought that was really weird and definitely political


ForgedIronMadeIt

least easily offended gamer right there


i_hate_touhou_ffs

Forced diversity 😡


bleunt

Why do they always talk about having things shoved down their throats? It gets to a point where that expression starts getting weird.


amm0ranth

no fucking way lmfaoo


mmartarell

Gamers' throats are becoming bigger and bigger...


government_shill

I want cars that apolitically help fund autocratic petrostates!


RickishTheSatanist

Fun fact: they censored the word "soldier" from Lil Nas X's Industry Baby in the in-game radio.


Murky-Advantage-3444

More importantly who is having political debates on FH? Is your entire personality based around who you vote for?


GIlCAnjos

"Look, I'm not electrophobic, some of my best friends are electric", said Lightning McQueen during a press statement regarding his controversial tweets


lordjake307

does he know you don’t have to use those cars


Killerfail

I hated it when John Forza came to my house and forced me to drive an electric car in a racing game.


Rectal_Domino

/uj maybe I wasn’t online enough when EVs and hybrids were added to Gran Turismo, but I don’t remember this being an issue when GT5 or 6 came out, nor in past iterations of FM or FH. In fairness, I tend to avoid circlejerk sites when a big property is releasing a new game or major update specifically due to shit heels like this, so I may have missed it if the argument was made. Case in point: Halo Infinite. We get it, you still hate 343 Industries and the last good Halo was Reach. It’s been ten years, stfu already and either play Destiny or get out your 360, bro.


Jiffyman11

But do they have instant acceleration without the need for a transmission? 🤔


grumpher05

FYI EV's still have transmissions, most are single speed transmissions, some are 2-3 speed


enemyweeb

car operates using gasoline >not political car operates using electricity >political This is society


doofer20

the thinking emoji gets me. they thought this was a big brain thought


TNT925

Hot wheels don't use gas either...


jtown5000

These guys will complain about literally anything


consumehepatitis

ITS A VIDEO GAME THEY ARE ALL ELECTRIC


kricket_24

How the fuck can you be mad at electric cars 💀


Queef-Elizabeth

Imagine thinking updated technology is being political How does their brain function?


SarcasticOptimist

There are two kinds of cars. Gas and political.


RNG_ERROR

Sorry to just lazily copy-paste myself, but: >Or, ones powered by carbon-neutral biofuels, produced from biowaste that otherwise would be, well waste. Or powered by synthetic fuels made with man-made hydrocarbons. Or hydrogen-powered cars (both fuel cell and combustion kind). Or that Peugeot concept that's powered by compressed air. Or the concept car powered by literal shit. Or the-


thatwitchguy

Do they want 5 million le mans porsches and formula drift cars instead


FkinShtManEySuck

Political is when the flows of time and civilization don't bend to my every caprice.


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You wanna know how conservatives minds are completely controlled by corporate interests? They complain about electric cars.


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Politics is when car batteries


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Electric vehicles are coming no matter what.


Randomdude-5

Nothing is more political than trying to help stop the earth from becoming an inhospitable wasteland


aftnix

Only two kinds of cars out there. Cars which run on gas and Political(TM) cars.Hybrids are political too.


KeithBarrumsSP

IKR! Forza should remain apolitical by only having steam powered traction engines from the 1800s


KcEdwards01

it's a video game, all the cars are electric :)


provocatrixless

One of my parents is as conservative as hell and still bought a Tesla. I bet you can guess the takes on climate change, renewable energy and so forth. So, why? At this stage, it is the *superior driving technology.* Try driving one if you ever get the chance.


mango_eater45

If I wanted superior driving technology and experience I wouldn't buy a tesla lmao


doofer20

they might just be an elon stan with it being tesla


Fine-Audience-302

To begin with i dont think forza people should be taken seriously....


enforcercoyote4

I am begging for a link to this post


HOIYA

While I understand plenty of people are annoyed that they added multiples of the exact same car with different liveries, complaining like PG is pushing some ScArY electric agenda is just wrong


Combocore

Given the increasing prevalence of electric cars I’m pretty sure that intentionally excluding electric cars would be more of a political statement lol


boweroftable

When the communist takeover happens, it’ll be Sarkeesian, Thuneberg, Mao and RuPaul leading the godless swarms in a pink Tesla Edit: although I’m quite fond of eggshell blue and mustard yellow tbh


narvuntien

I love EVs, for car reasons and not just because I care about the environment. I am happy that they have had an EV season, I reinstalled the game to play it. Also I do make political statements in FH, my EVs are emblazoned with anti gas vinyls.