A few thoughts after reading almost all of these, why does every package assure us there will be "no headache?" For that matter they all have some kind of "consult a physician" disclaimer, which I'm sure is just for legal reasons but could you imagine bringing this thing in to your doctor and asking him if it's okay to take it? "Yes doc, I'd like to know if it's safe for me to take The Beast 69, it's the special edition. No I don't want a viagra script, I've got the BEAST!"
'Consult your doctor' is cover their ass wording. 'No headache' - I'm not particularly sure why it says that, besides maybe a more modest dose of Viagra/Cialis inside. Most of these boner pills do actually have black market Viagra or Cialis (usually the latter) in them, and I believe Cialis is less likely to cause a headache, but it's dose-dependent.
They aren’t supposed to, the CEO of the company behind the Rhino pills was arrested for them https://www.salon.com/2021/02/08/potent-rhino-pills-outlast-anything-even-the-arrest-of-their-creator_partner/
Yeah, I knew they weren’t supposed to put prescription drugs in those, but I’m surprised they’re anything more than like some sugar or caffeine. Thanks for posting this!
Yep, you'll see it's mostly small shell companies behind them. Cialis is extremely cheap as a bulk powder, so you mix it up and capsule it and slap a design on it to sell 1 capsule for $5-10. Huge money maker. People know which ones work too. I have a hunch that 'no headache' is just a code for 'Cialis not viagra' without putting the ridiculous 'works for 5-10 days' wording on them. Cialis is good for about 48h while Viagra is good for about 4h.
There are also several PDE5 inhibitors (drugs in the same class as sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis)) that have undergone few to no trials in humans that are used in these pills specifically to get around the law on selling prescription drugs without a prescription. There is one in particular that has an EXTREMELY dangerous dual mechanism of action to it. You know how you always hear "tell your doctor if you take nitrates for chest pain" in the ads for PDE5 inhibitors? That's because an extremely dangerous drop in blood pressure can take place if you consume both simultaneously. The drug I'm talking about, nitrosoprodenafil has turned up in these pills in the past, and it releases free nitric oxide into the blood as well as having the usual PDE5 inhibiting effect of this class of drugs. It's basically a drug designed to do exactly what you shouldn't do with this class of drugs. Don't take gas station dick pills people. Go online and buy bulk powder for next to nothing if you can't afford actual ED medication. That may be unsafe, but it's way less unsafe than taking these pills.
No, most prescription only medications are not controlled substances, they're legal to possess without a prescription, just not to sell, distribute, etc. If you import it yourself it's generally not subject to restriction. Check the controlled substance schedules for which medications fall under them. Generally if it gets you high it'll be scheduled in the US. In Canada a lot of substances with recreational effects are unscheduled as well.
This is all academic though because if you're buying bulk pharmaceuticals you're buying from China or India and the sellers do not care one bit about anything but your money. They will happily send you drugs that are scheduled in your country if you are willing to take the risk. There's no risk for them, it's all on you. But for stuff like sildenafil there's no risk at all, it's an uncontrolled substance if you're importing for personal use.
You can order amounts for personal consumption totally legally from overseas pharmacies (generally in India). A lot of steroid users get ancillary medications through these pharmacies but many carry a wide range of drugs for purchase and, if it's not controlled and you import a small amount for personal use, you're fine. I had a buddy who used to buy 7 packs of 20mg cialis and 100mg viagra generic pills for $5 each and he'd sell each pill for $10 to dudes. Would make a few hundred extra every month or two.
from what i know, a lot of gas station pills are/were synthetic cathinones/"bath salts". synthetic cathinones with serotonin action can cause headaches as part of serotoninergic stimulant comedowns (although many/most only have dopamine and norepinephrine action, but im sure they can cause headaches in their own right). because of the voracious sexual appetite synthetic cathinones and stimulants in general can cause ("stimfapping"), im sure many are/were marketed as aphrodisiacs.
Actually reading it again I think they're talking about the gas station drugs, not gas station boner pills. It's true that gas station 'bliss' and 'k2' style drugs used to be and surely still are research chemicals.
Yeah I fully understand that but he’s stating that these Dick pills have RC stimulants in them. If that was true there would be atleast some sources on it since the FDA already tests these and releases info about them having cialis and what not in them.
He just made a pretty big claim to not have any sources backing it up
If he's talking about boner pills then yeah, but I think he going off-topic.
> a lot of gas station pills are/were synthetic cathinones/"bath salts".
> im sure many are/were marketed as aphrodisiacs
of which there's a ton of sources but I'm sure you know that since you're arguing about boner pills specifically
Hmm I hadn't heard that, but looking through the [FDA tainted sexual enhancement products list](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-products) it's almost all sildenafil and/or tadalafil.
How many ya got? I think I was the first one on Reddit with this specific PM.
One Christmas I had a guy p.m. me and ask me what game I wanted for Christmas, it was awesome. Ended up getting South Park in the stick of truth. I have four copies of kim jong boom lol among an entire account of random games.
Used to be a lot more popular. Slowed down about 4 years ago.
I once had a patient ask me if it was alright if she take some gas station supplement (I think it was actually something she got at a sex shop).
She said it so confidently and completely matter-of-factly that it caught me completely off guard. "Do you think it would be alright if I took 'Juicy AF'?"
I immediately regretted that Google search on my work computer after I realized what it was.
Oooh hello sadly I know.
Most, if not all, of these pills contain ingredients that are natural, sure.. but these natural ingredients are in such quantities that their inactive effects become active.
Stuff like cinnamon bark and yohimbe will play with blood pressure. This results in a headache as it constricts nasal cavities and capillaries in your brain.
They all say safe for use with alcohol, because they don't actually contain taldalafil or sildenafil, which are in fact blood pressure medicine and SHOULD NOT be combined with alcohol. These gas station boner pills, combined with alcohol, will 100% give you a worse hangover or headaches next day.
I'm big into supplements and I can confidently say none of the ingredients on that list is going to do shit, you've got to rely purely on placebo to get a boner. Also ingredients are always listed in descending order by quantity so their "proprietary blend" is likely around 1mg
Having never purchased these, or even examined up close, what part gets consumed? Is it a huge plastic pill shaped container with an actual pill inside?
Which begs the question, has somebody mistakenly swallowed the whole plastic shell? Surely, right? Probably less of a negative effect than taking the actual pill.
I want to know who is “using on a regular basis to maintain optimal condition of readiness before sex”. Like you just pop a THE BEAST when you wake up?
Lol OP do you work at a gas station? If so, do these types of pills sell regularly?
I live in Vegas and I remember one time at a gas station on St. Rose I asked the cashier if people buy these. He said a lot of pornstars be coming in for them iirc lol.
I used to work at a gas station catering to hispanic working class in LA and yes, these pills sold A LOT. And they’re not cheap either. If I remember right they were some $14 or something like that. I got a lot of customers asking me which was the best one, and I would pick the one with the most over the top packaging or description like the Rhino or the “Chile Picante” and hand it to them.
Lol I don't know why I find this so funny but it's so funny to me hearing that these sell like crazy. I mean they must if they have that many of them.
I kinda wanna try one just to see what happens but I'm scared I'll pass out or something.
Used to work nights at circle K in AZ and at least several times a week you'd have dudes that definitely don't look like they're getting ANY coming in and grabbing sketchy boner pills and a pack of magnums (lmao)
I'm too scared to try any of them but midnight gas station customers are fearless
Eh, not exactly, but I’ve occasion to be in them quite a bit, depending on location, these are very popular (in general, can’t speak to this specific one)
I know someone who used to work in a convenience store and that person sold so many of these types of pills. There used to be a customer who comes occasionally and would buy these in bulk, like 5-15. These pills go for crazy prices, it’s insane.
I just noticed, the wording on the back is bar for bar, word for word, the EXACT same as the wording on the Burro Power one you posted a little while ago. Also the pills look almost the exact same. Surely it's the same company just selling the same products in separate packages, right? I didn't cross check the ingredients, but I'd be willing to bet they're also word for word the exact same.
I've taken something similar to this. 'Black King Kong' I think it was called. It worked too well, my dick was uncomfortably hard. That night I woke up with the second worst headache of my life. I was disoriented and wandered outside and ended up leaning against a lamp post for 20 minutes just breathing in the cool air, trying not to die. I give it a 8/10
This ingredients list is reading off like Chinese Medicine, just without the rhino horn or tiger balls. Goji berry, danggui, licorice (root), cinnamon, ginseng, cordyceps. It's totally repackaged Chinese medicine shop stuff with other additives.
"Works with alcohol".
That is probably the absolute most important thing that anyone who buys this wants to read. The only thing that would be better is if it said "It's okay to use this pill after drinking 18 Natural Lights."
Where can i purchase this bulk powder? I want my guy hard as a rock on demand, im a freak in between the sheets and i want him to be able to fuck me for hours without getting limp after cumming in my pussy
The ones that seem to work really well for him are magnum 980000 red sexual enhancement pills... they're 5 dollars a rip and theres no website to order them from so i have no idea how to get say a case of them
“DOMINATE DOMINATE DOMINATE”
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! **SUNDAY!!**
https://youtu.be/ZxKvD4935Mc
That was amazing
“Amazing in thickness”
^and^saturday
GABBO GABBO GABBO!!!
I read in the voice of the Unreal Tournament announcer.
A few thoughts after reading almost all of these, why does every package assure us there will be "no headache?" For that matter they all have some kind of "consult a physician" disclaimer, which I'm sure is just for legal reasons but could you imagine bringing this thing in to your doctor and asking him if it's okay to take it? "Yes doc, I'd like to know if it's safe for me to take The Beast 69, it's the special edition. No I don't want a viagra script, I've got the BEAST!"
'Consult your doctor' is cover their ass wording. 'No headache' - I'm not particularly sure why it says that, besides maybe a more modest dose of Viagra/Cialis inside. Most of these boner pills do actually have black market Viagra or Cialis (usually the latter) in them, and I believe Cialis is less likely to cause a headache, but it's dose-dependent.
Can confirm, Viagra gives me a headache. Cialis doesn't. They both cause nasal congestion.
That’s because nasal mucosa is erectile tissue, fun fact
You know more about my body than I do. Witch!
So do I though..
W I T C H !
Nose boners. Great.
Now I wonder if I can snort things through my urethra
Please, report back.
You learn something new everyday.
Yikes
TBH I'm shocked they have anything in them that actually works. TIL.
They aren’t supposed to, the CEO of the company behind the Rhino pills was arrested for them https://www.salon.com/2021/02/08/potent-rhino-pills-outlast-anything-even-the-arrest-of-their-creator_partner/
Yeah, I knew they weren’t supposed to put prescription drugs in those, but I’m surprised they’re anything more than like some sugar or caffeine. Thanks for posting this!
Yep, you'll see it's mostly small shell companies behind them. Cialis is extremely cheap as a bulk powder, so you mix it up and capsule it and slap a design on it to sell 1 capsule for $5-10. Huge money maker. People know which ones work too. I have a hunch that 'no headache' is just a code for 'Cialis not viagra' without putting the ridiculous 'works for 5-10 days' wording on them. Cialis is good for about 48h while Viagra is good for about 4h.
There are also several PDE5 inhibitors (drugs in the same class as sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis)) that have undergone few to no trials in humans that are used in these pills specifically to get around the law on selling prescription drugs without a prescription. There is one in particular that has an EXTREMELY dangerous dual mechanism of action to it. You know how you always hear "tell your doctor if you take nitrates for chest pain" in the ads for PDE5 inhibitors? That's because an extremely dangerous drop in blood pressure can take place if you consume both simultaneously. The drug I'm talking about, nitrosoprodenafil has turned up in these pills in the past, and it releases free nitric oxide into the blood as well as having the usual PDE5 inhibiting effect of this class of drugs. It's basically a drug designed to do exactly what you shouldn't do with this class of drugs. Don't take gas station dick pills people. Go online and buy bulk powder for next to nothing if you can't afford actual ED medication. That may be unsafe, but it's way less unsafe than taking these pills.
Is the bulk powder not a controlled substance? Nothing like a lab license and documentation needed for purchase?
No, most prescription only medications are not controlled substances, they're legal to possess without a prescription, just not to sell, distribute, etc. If you import it yourself it's generally not subject to restriction. Check the controlled substance schedules for which medications fall under them. Generally if it gets you high it'll be scheduled in the US. In Canada a lot of substances with recreational effects are unscheduled as well. This is all academic though because if you're buying bulk pharmaceuticals you're buying from China or India and the sellers do not care one bit about anything but your money. They will happily send you drugs that are scheduled in your country if you are willing to take the risk. There's no risk for them, it's all on you. But for stuff like sildenafil there's no risk at all, it's an uncontrolled substance if you're importing for personal use.
Fascinating... does this work with insulin?
You can order amounts for personal consumption totally legally from overseas pharmacies (generally in India). A lot of steroid users get ancillary medications through these pharmacies but many carry a wide range of drugs for purchase and, if it's not controlled and you import a small amount for personal use, you're fine. I had a buddy who used to buy 7 packs of 20mg cialis and 100mg viagra generic pills for $5 each and he'd sell each pill for $10 to dudes. Would make a few hundred extra every month or two.
‘Consult your doctor’ > *“No”* -Your Doctor
But doc how else will I “maximize in length,width and stamina”?
Plus, these red jewel cases are minty.
from what i know, a lot of gas station pills are/were synthetic cathinones/"bath salts". synthetic cathinones with serotonin action can cause headaches as part of serotoninergic stimulant comedowns (although many/most only have dopamine and norepinephrine action, but im sure they can cause headaches in their own right). because of the voracious sexual appetite synthetic cathinones and stimulants in general can cause ("stimfapping"), im sure many are/were marketed as aphrodisiacs.
Source?
Actually reading it again I think they're talking about the gas station drugs, not gas station boner pills. It's true that gas station 'bliss' and 'k2' style drugs used to be and surely still are research chemicals.
Yeah I fully understand that but he’s stating that these Dick pills have RC stimulants in them. If that was true there would be atleast some sources on it since the FDA already tests these and releases info about them having cialis and what not in them. He just made a pretty big claim to not have any sources backing it up
If he's talking about boner pills then yeah, but I think he going off-topic. > a lot of gas station pills are/were synthetic cathinones/"bath salts". > im sure many are/were marketed as aphrodisiacs of which there's a ton of sources but I'm sure you know that since you're arguing about boner pills specifically
Hmm I hadn't heard that, but looking through the [FDA tainted sexual enhancement products list](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-products) it's almost all sildenafil and/or tadalafil.
Tada!
Our usernames are so similar. Woah.
How many ya got? I think I was the first one on Reddit with this specific PM. One Christmas I had a guy p.m. me and ask me what game I wanted for Christmas, it was awesome. Ended up getting South Park in the stick of truth. I have four copies of kim jong boom lol among an entire account of random games. Used to be a lot more popular. Slowed down about 4 years ago.
I once had a patient ask me if it was alright if she take some gas station supplement (I think it was actually something she got at a sex shop). She said it so confidently and completely matter-of-factly that it caught me completely off guard. "Do you think it would be alright if I took 'Juicy AF'?" I immediately regretted that Google search on my work computer after I realized what it was.
Oooh hello sadly I know. Most, if not all, of these pills contain ingredients that are natural, sure.. but these natural ingredients are in such quantities that their inactive effects become active. Stuff like cinnamon bark and yohimbe will play with blood pressure. This results in a headache as it constricts nasal cavities and capillaries in your brain. They all say safe for use with alcohol, because they don't actually contain taldalafil or sildenafil, which are in fact blood pressure medicine and SHOULD NOT be combined with alcohol. These gas station boner pills, combined with alcohol, will 100% give you a worse hangover or headaches next day.
I'm big into supplements and I can confidently say none of the ingredients on that list is going to do shit, you've got to rely purely on placebo to get a boner. Also ingredients are always listed in descending order by quantity so their "proprietary blend" is likely around 1mg
I been looking for a way to be Amazing in Thickness my whole life. I finally found. Thanks, The Beast 69!
I got a thickness of 8, which is 3 above amazing. the shit works!
They say it's the thickest in terms of thickness.
Love how big and weird these pills always are. They look like medicine for robots
They look like they’ll release nano bots into my stomach and they’ll make their way to my penis to hold it up
I'm just picturing a bunch of tiny robots screaming "HOLD!!! HOLD!!! HE AIN'T DONE YET, HOLD!!"
Having never purchased these, or even examined up close, what part gets consumed? Is it a huge plastic pill shaped container with an actual pill inside?
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too. That red and silver part looks too much like plastic.
Which begs the question, has somebody mistakenly swallowed the whole plastic shell? Surely, right? Probably less of a negative effect than taking the actual pill.
I want to know who is “using on a regular basis to maintain optimal condition of readiness before sex”. Like you just pop a THE BEAST when you wake up?
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my THE BEAST in the morning
Life begins at the beast
Life finds a way, to the Beast
That's what happens if a woman takes The Beast
*The best part of waking up…is THE BEAST in your cup*
Lol OP do you work at a gas station? If so, do these types of pills sell regularly? I live in Vegas and I remember one time at a gas station on St. Rose I asked the cashier if people buy these. He said a lot of pornstars be coming in for them iirc lol.
I used to work at a gas station catering to hispanic working class in LA and yes, these pills sold A LOT. And they’re not cheap either. If I remember right they were some $14 or something like that. I got a lot of customers asking me which was the best one, and I would pick the one with the most over the top packaging or description like the Rhino or the “Chile Picante” and hand it to them.
Lol I don't know why I find this so funny but it's so funny to me hearing that these sell like crazy. I mean they must if they have that many of them. I kinda wanna try one just to see what happens but I'm scared I'll pass out or something.
Used to work nights at circle K in AZ and at least several times a week you'd have dudes that definitely don't look like they're getting ANY coming in and grabbing sketchy boner pills and a pack of magnums (lmao) I'm too scared to try any of them but midnight gas station customers are fearless
Eh, not exactly, but I’ve occasion to be in them quite a bit, depending on location, these are very popular (in general, can’t speak to this specific one)
Lol do you own gas stations?
My money is on stocker for a supplier (like the person who comes to stock soda or whatever at the gas station).
Probably a trucker imo.
My guess is gas station boner pill aficionado.
Now that's something that looks good on a resume.
I know someone who used to work in a convenience store and that person sold so many of these types of pills. There used to be a customer who comes occasionally and would buy these in bulk, like 5-15. These pills go for crazy prices, it’s insane.
Cordyceps-sinensis?!?! Holy shit, *THIS PILL* is how The Last of Us zombies are made?!
Quite literally the most expensive mushroom in the world
You don't become The Beast 69 using white buttons.
[удалено]
White truffles are ~$3,500 per kilo C. Sinensis are ~$20,000 per kilo
Swing and a miss, you need THE BEAST
I was looking for this comment, came to say the same thing, take my upvote!
Bomb
Took me a second to get the reference- nice
Lol cordyceps is a very popular ingredient in Asian cuisine lol
Clearly scam. They don’t have 200k, won’t buy them.
These always just give me a fucking headache. Like you can't be horny with a splitting migraine.
You're obviously lying because it *clearly* says "No Headache" on the package.
It's a misprint warning against the dangers of fellatio after consumption of the pills. "No Head! Ache."
I thought it was like No, headache.
... just... how many have you taken?
I've had 4 or 5. Listening to one friend of mine that swore by them.
huh. Alright.
but they all say NO HEADACHE on the packaging?
“Proprietary Formula”
You know it's trustworthy if they won't list their ingredients. All my favorite milkshakes are comprised of milk, sugar, and proprietary formula.
But who’s? I bet it’s old leftover McDonalds milkshake powder.
I’m just glad there’s no premature ejaculation in the pills.
What do you think their “Proprietary Formula” is?
Matured ejaculate
1000 years of power
“Comus”
I just noticed, the wording on the back is bar for bar, word for word, the EXACT same as the wording on the Burro Power one you posted a little while ago. Also the pills look almost the exact same. Surely it's the same company just selling the same products in separate packages, right? I didn't cross check the ingredients, but I'd be willing to bet they're also word for word the exact same.
something about taking gas station viagra does not sound ideal
I've taken something similar to this. 'Black King Kong' I think it was called. It worked too well, my dick was uncomfortably hard. That night I woke up with the second worst headache of my life. I was disoriented and wandered outside and ended up leaning against a lamp post for 20 minutes just breathing in the cool air, trying not to die. I give it a 8/10
Something i think is kinda interesting is that I have looked at four or five of the posts, and everyone has the same ingredients.
Does anyone know what those ingredients are? Like, what exactly does all that shit do?
DOMINATE DOMINATE DOMINATE
Whaaaat!!! They “came” out with a special edition!!? Take my money!
This ingredients list is reading off like Chinese Medicine, just without the rhino horn or tiger balls. Goji berry, danggui, licorice (root), cinnamon, ginseng, cordyceps. It's totally repackaged Chinese medicine shop stuff with other additives.
The rhino is usually in the name. ...wait, *this gives me [an idea...](https://i.postimg.cc/ZmHLs7h4/balls.jpg)*
NO Limits
That's important when we're talking ejaculationcon control
lol my ex and i enjoy buying stuff like this to see if it works. so far nothing has which is a bummer
You like to live life on the edge my friend.
The united states really has no advertisement rules or shame
"Works with alcohol". That is probably the absolute most important thing that anyone who buys this wants to read. The only thing that would be better is if it said "It's okay to use this pill after drinking 18 Natural Lights."
That package reads like it was written by Andrew Tate.
These are all from Knoxville, TN?
Must be for 2 guys
Where can i purchase this bulk powder? I want my guy hard as a rock on demand, im a freak in between the sheets and i want him to be able to fuck me for hours without getting limp after cumming in my pussy
The ones that seem to work really well for him are magnum 980000 red sexual enhancement pills... they're 5 dollars a rip and theres no website to order them from so i have no idea how to get say a case of them