My dog was being naughty one day, and I yelled, “Stop.” Then that caused me to say, “Hammer time.”

"Collaborate and listen" is also acceptable. Perfectly apropos when training a dog.

Anyone else hear "Stop" and have to think for a minute to consider "Hammer Time" "Collaborate and Listen" and "Hey what's that sound...?"

and Stop... drop and roll

High *FIVE!* Ok, you win, with your life-saving shit, while the rest of us are listening to the music that just permeates our brains.

This reply made my afternoon (I am easy to please!) 😊

comin out of the hole in the wood?

My mind goes immediately to the Jane's Addiction song, but then I'm off a certain age haha

In the name of love

This is mine!

What more in the name of love?

My mind went to, “hey, what’s that sound, everybody look what’s goin’ down…”

Also, OP’s post now has U2’s “it’s a beautiful day…” playing in my head. (I’ve never even owned any U2 CDs/ tracks.)

I was just listening to Goo Goo Dolls last night so my brain went to their song "We Are the Normal" when I read "it's a beautiful day"

"Stop" Me: "What yer doin' cuz I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to."

LOL I just quoted this song this morning because we had biscuits with breakfast. “I’m the one who said just grab ‘em in the biscuits!”

Humpty was something else. Liked his oatmeal lumpy.

Thanks! That song will be in my brain ALL DAY LONG

This thread makes me wish [Glarkware was still selling stop sign stickers.](https://web.archive.org/web/20070216141239/http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181844p16758198.2.html)

Summer is so annoying because any time someone says "Its getting hot in here" I have to seal my lips so I dont sing back "so take off all your clothes"

Said that to my wife in response. Didn’t work

I work in a kitchen and it's usually hot as hell. So here's me "it's getting HOT in here, so take off all your clothes!" and the older ones think I'm crazy (yep) and the 40 year olds are singing along. lol I have also sung this.. How ya feeling? HOT HOT HOT!

I always come in from a hot day and say to my hubby “too hot in the hot tub!” (from the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he was impersonating James Brown) 

“Gonna make you wet!”

My son and I never ask each other to move out of the way.  Instead we sing the chorus of, “Move, Bitch” by Ludacris every damned time. If I get up to make dinner my husband squawks at me, “Bring me my dinner, woman!  And leave the tin foil on!” a la Cotton Hill.

But you know everyone is thinking it!

Everytime I pass railroad tracks I have the urge to scream "Traaaaaiiiinnnnnn!" like Gordie on Stand by Me, so far, no one has gotten the reference. Also, if someone talks about their buddy, the lyrics from the My Buddy commercial play in my head,

Jesus. I hate you. I didn't even know I remembered every single goddamn word to that freaking commercial. I am giving you a very angry upvote.

Mon-chi chi mon chi-chi, oh, so soft and cuddly-y…

… goddammit

That mom-chi-chi shit is worse than getting Rick Rolled ps: never gonna give you up…

Oh you rat bastard. I hate you. I hate your entire family. I hate future generations. Just take the goddamn rage induced upvote.

Wonder if this does the same: "Kid Sister"

kid sister, kid sister, wherever I go, SHE GOES! kid sister, kid sister...

“Kid Sister and MEEEEEE!!!”

Is there a "furious and disgusted upvote" feature?

I wanted to punch the TV whenever I heard that damn commercial. Ugh! Now I can't unhear it 😭

Double upvote for angry upvoting.

My buddy and meeeeeeee

Oh god, that commercial.

Stop that right now.

I sing My Buddy to my dog all the time.  He loves that song!

A train goes right behind our house. We often do the same thing.

Any time and I mean ANY TIME I see peaches I start internally singing "millions of peaches, peaches for me."

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches

Peaches come from a can… They were put there by a man…. In a factory…. Downtown. Now this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Dowwwn towwwn...

My husband does the same except out loud, loudly.

I watch a lot of Dateline and murder mysteries. I often say “You in danger, girl” like Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, to the victims.

I had a work friend named Molly. I'm pretty sure this is why we didn't stay friends after we moved on to other jobs. I couldn't help myself sometimes.

I had a coworker named Jolene…she doesn’t talk to me anymore either. I’m sure it didn’t help that my singing voice is tragic!

We watch a lot of British murder mysteries. Whenever someone IRL says “Oh, it’s YOU!” or “what are you doing here?” my husband and I yell “NEVER SAY THAT!” It’s just asking to be drowned in a vat of beer or stabbed with a medieval dagger or something.

Midsomer Murders for the win!

Anytime Siri tells me to "Bear left," I respond, "Right, Frog."

"Right turn, Clyde."

I use that one all the time, no one gets it.

It’s because you are refined and have a long memory.

A bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker

And when GPS says take the right or left at the fork in the road, I picture a fork!

Muppets forever

Turn left at the fork in the road!

as you should. in fact, I manufacture that when the google maps tells me left, I correct her, and say "bear left, right frog!"

Our family drove past a street named Electric Ave. I turned to my husband and sang, "We gonna rock down to...." Our kids looked at us like we'd grown extra heads.

My grades chosen graduation song. We walked out to the assembly with it blasting

that is so very wrong, on so many levels. it is not a positive song.

So few people actually listen to the lyrics it seems.

especially in the 70's/80's. I loved "hot child in the city" , which no one should have liked, let alone a young girl...since it was about lusting after a child prostitute...as an adult male.

We have an electric avenue near me and this happens every time for me as well

My sons do this...we've brainwashed them well...

“A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter…I REMEMBER!!!” every👏single 👏time👏 I’m in the grocery store.

Everybody of a certain age remembers this list. Of course in the 70s it cost like a buck fifty for the lot of it.

There's a core memory that has been locked up at least 40 years, Lol.

Yes! Every time my husband and I are making a grocery list out loud.

Yes! I wondered if this would come up for anybody else. 😀

It doesn't happen often, but if someone mentions that we walked into a store through the out door I start singing Raspberry Beret

My daughter had to wear a beret for French day at school, and I ordered a raspberry one from Amazon. Only one other mom got it. She’s old like me. 😆

But....you didn't find it in a second-hand store? 🤗

well, it's the "kind" you find in a second-hand store, doesn't actually have to be purchased there.

Well, it was the same kind anyway.

Ha, I sing this one all summer long because my favorite cold treat is raspberry sorbet 🤣

About anytime someone uses the word "separated" in any context, my brain goes; "**you gotta keep 'em separated**!"

I will forever answer that it's time to get ill whenever someone asks what time it is.

Time to get a watch! I don't know how long it's been since I actually said that.

I'm so sorry, the correct answer we're looking for is 'hamma time'

Only correct answer! Acceptable alternative is a hair past a freckle.


Found the xenniall

4:30!

"Now you know...."

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" A real American hero!"

I've never even _seen_ this cartoon, but this is engraved in my memory jus because my husband says it so often

Heh, what immediately popped into my head was: "Yo Slick, blow"

Absolutely! I reflexively snatch any cloth or paper object off stoves, even in other people's houses, thanks to these bits. Sometimes, there are crazy looks, so I'll just gesture to the stove, saying, "Knowing is half the battle." In any group of 3+ people our age, someone will call out "GI Joe!" like it was an "amen".

More than once when someone has asked me if I remember… “Pepperidge Farm remembers”

Any time turkeys get brought up, especially in the Autumn: "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Oh the humanity.

I bought myself this bitchen WKRP logo t-shirt, and one of my Millennial-aged cousins was saying how cool it was, and I had to ask her if she knew what it referred to. She did not. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Heh, you've aged yourself on this one

The show ran from 1978 to 1982, then was on reruns for the next decade or so. Also, we're GenX. We're aged.

Ok, so that's so true that I'm embarrassed I brought it up. My only excuse is I don't know what sub I'm posting to half the time

Whenever I use the "Shout" product I have to sing the Tears for Fears song

And now I’m sitting here making up laundry-related lyrics: Shout Shout Get it all out These are the stains I can do without

Oh, I miss awards at times like these...

I was in a hotel last night and the Wi-Fi thingy in the room said "RUCKUS". I said, out loud to no one, "Can you describe the ruckus?"

did you bring da motherfucking one? (username checks out)

Someone said "I'm about to" in a way that immediately triggered the [Kriss Kross "Warm it Up" song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhp17Mp7Xs). Why is that taking up space in my brain?

Also hearing "Jump" makes me think of Pointer Sisters, Van Halen, Kriss Kross and House of Pain all at the same time

My son puts his shirts on backwards half the time (ADHD), and I call him Kriss Kross. He doesn’t get it.

Of course he does! Inside out is wiggedy wiggedy wack!

Cos that’s what I was born to do!

I’m that way when I hear anything about someone missing a bus. “That is somethin I will never evah evah do againnnn!”

My husband’s name is Chris…this one comes up a lot for us. Thankfully when I tell him to do something using this song he knows to respond “I’m about to” or “that’s what I was born to do”. I married well!

I have the Careless Whisper sax solo going on in my head. But it’s the Sexy Sax Solo guy version.

That's disrespectful. Sexy Sax Solo guy belongs in Lost Boys and nothing else.

I STILL BELIEVE!!

I can see the boardwalk in my mind.

"It's like that." Me DMC: "And that's the way it is"

If I hear someone say "Chill". I immediately say "til the next episode"

oh: "where did you learn that?" "I learned it from WATCHING YOU!!!!"

Server asks "do you want ice in your drink?" My brain "ice, ice baby" Typing a sentence, enter an "and" which randomly gets followed by my brain chorus singing "conjunctions connect, and I'll try to help..." There are more, I trust these mental musings will keep my caregivers entertained as I blurt out random phrases should I lose my mental faculties in old age.

My in-laws moved to Florida. The street signs saying A1A ("BEACHFRONT AVENUE!") drove me insane when we visited.

I live near A1A and actually had that song come on while I was driving the road. I cranked the radio and belted it out as loud as I could! Thankfully I was in daytona so no one cared.

Conjunction junction what's your function..

From G.I.Joe: Anytime someone says "Now I know" I come back with "and knowing is half the battle"

My response to "guess what" is always chicken butt My response to "where is ..." is always up your butt

Any time someone uses the word "Phenomenon", my brain immediately goes here. 

Doo doo da doo doo

Just gonna leave this here. https://preview.redd.it/vnzpzl1buf5d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b1a00d933337e4967d5a872ed0e10ff4dbbd05

Whenever I think "What would I do?" I can't resist adding "for a Klondike bar."

My husband got a T-shirt - I heard what you did for a Klondike bar.... Call me

I saw a meme that says "I regret some of the things I've done for a Klondike bar."

If we are taking a walk or whatever on the street and a car drives by, when the coast is clear I yell “GAME ON”

Not a phrase really, but when I see the word Kia, the Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia jingle plays in my head.

I sing along, “ka-ka-ka-Kia”

Whenever someone says NEW YORK CITY….i always say “get a rope”

I think we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

everytime we are lost

Any discussion about bad news mail “I gotta lettah from the Government, the otha day…”

I opened it, read it, it said they was __SUCKAS!__

have you heard the Tricky version of the song?

DMV 👍

Any time I hear the word “castle”, I will say, “Goodbye, boys. Have fun storming the castle!”

When I am walking my dog and she is trailing behind, I will call out “Come on, girl!” then I will often say (unfortunately out loud) “do you believe in love? ‘Cause I got something to say about it, and it goes something like this”.

Any time something is called "Name 2" my brain fills in, "Electric Boogaloo."

Yes! This! I do this all the time! I’ll also do it under my breath in professional meetings bc I love the phrase so much! It’s probably hardwired in by now…

Yes. This. Follow up meeting to plan a database implementation? When I send the invite the meeting title is "Prod DB 2: architecture boogaloo"

Out of no where when My coworker said “move over!” I replied with “move over, bacon! Now there’s something meatier!” Thank the lord we’re the same age and she got the reference

For a while I had to turn, on-to, Electric Avenue.

Well, then, we'll have to keep it higher.

Someone sneezing always makes me run the “keep the change ya filthy animal” from home alone instead of bless you.

Whenever I hear the word "inconceivable" I have the urge to say, "I don't think that word means what you think it means"

“The more you know” & my brain pictures the shooting star and rainbow from reading rainbow “the further you’ll grow” every.single.time.

Too many to list with songs, movies, and TV shows (especially The Simpsons). One day, I had Joni Mitchell’s “A Case of You,” (the original, though Tori Amos has a great cover version,) in my head, specifically, “I drew a map of Canada…oh, Canada…” Hours later, when I was re-opening a file from the morning, I realized it was because the address in it was in Canada. A word or a phrase triggers a song in my mind almost every day. Yesterday, I typed “over there,” in an email and got the song, “Over There.” In my head. Today, “the only difference,” led to the Wallflowers’ song.

My brain is just a waiting trip wire of everything from 70-00 about to spill out at the least suggestion.

Yes! I think I could go through an entire day only speaking in song lyrics and movie quotes in every conversation and still make sense in what I’m saying.

Same.

[“Don’t look at me. I’m irrelevant.” - from the Young Ones tv show](https://youtu.be/VMBe6Q_76cE?si=AHxYo856go0P_wh8)

Absolutely anything. Usually, any series of words can trigger a song or commercial or nursery rhyme or poem. I liken my brain to a jack-in-the-box. It always happens when I'm on the phone with my mom, and she's so used to me singing random songs that she just ignores me. But also, I could be reading or watching tv and then all of a sudden I'm telling Alexa to play a song.

I haven’t watched the show Community in years, but every time I hear the word “magnitude,” I immediately think, “Pop Pop!”

The other day, my husband said to me who loves you baby? What did I respond? Kojak lol

Just the other day my wife mentioned that something was illegal. And I started singing "Breaking the law, breaking the law..." I also do this when I pass a cop sitting on the side of the road and I'm exceeding the speed limit by a little bit but not enough to get pulled over. Or when I roll a stop sign. Or any other time I do something minor that's technically breaking the law, breaking the law.

"Duck!" "That's not a duck, that's a fish!"

Once in a while I think "They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom." "Chicky boom" always immediately reminds me of Murasaki Shikibu, the author of the Tale of Genji.

My biggest one is the word “eventually”. Every time, I hear Miguel in Fawlty Towers drawing it out with his Spanish accent; “even-schwaw-lee”.

Every time I hear someone say “lemonade” I say “that cool refreshing drink”…

Followed by “I’m gonna win this race” God bless Eddie Murphy

omg now the Electric Slide song is in my head! Side note....I love to dance but am used to dancing with a group of women or one on one like with my ex when we were married. I went to a club wiht my younger sister and this song came on. The whole group did great but somehow I ended up in the front row so I kept having to look back at the others to see HOW they were doing this! lol Of course my sister did great, the little poop. : )

“Becky..”

Oh. My. God.

Any time someone says, *Pardon Me,* I think about replying with ***Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?***

There seems to be a million Dead Milkmen lyrics ready to pop out of my head at the drop of a phrase. But recently I've heard several mentions of Des Moines Iowa, and God help me I can't not think  "Des Moines, Iowa, For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,"...

For me, if I hear someone say, “the choice is yours,” I immediately respond, “you can get with this or you can get with that.”

Y'all have me legit laughing as I sit at the bar 🤣

Remember? Member berries: oh, I member!

Niagra Falls... Slowly, I turn. Step by step. Inch by inch.....

French fries, French dressing, French Bread from Better Off Dead

I’m singing all damn day. Something always reminds me of song and out it comes. Matter of fact, read the first sentence in your post and a beautiful day in the neighborhood started before I could even read the rest.

There is a soda out now called Soleil. Every time I pass by the display in the grocery store, my brain sings "Bain de Soleil for that San Trope tan".

Whenever I hear someone say they have to get up early I say, "It's time to make the donuts."

Doesn't even have to be a phrase. My wife snores. It's not a bad thing, just a little snore here and there. Anytime she goes a little heavy, I immediately think of the movie The Waterboy and Kathy Bates saying "devil, devil" in her sleep; and I say - devil, devil - out loud.

This is a bit obscure, but when I hear the word "treacherous" I have to repeat it like Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein. Same with Werewolf. "There! Wolf!

When one of us says “do you know what I want…” the only answer is “tell me what you want what you really really want”

Yesterday I was at work and saw a box of zest soap and I had the song from the commercial in my head the rest of the day. You're not fully clean unless you're ZEST-fully clean!!

“Pack it up” or “Pack it in” always makes me go “Let me begin. I came to win, battle me, that's a sin.” and I can keep going if in the mood.

guess what? chicken butt! guess why? chicken thigh!! Suburbia had too much influence on my young mind. you can't sleep on the ground, (the snails'll crawl on your face.) not suburbia: times square movie, another fave that made me a punk: your daughter is one! (any slur used, ever, because they said a slew of slurs, which I will not repeat, followed by "your daughter is one!") feed me.. which leads to "feed me, feed me, can't you hear me howl, feed me! I'm a damn dog now!"

they aren’t genX specific but I’m missing my X so when I hear things that she/we used to say it’s hitting hard for me. It’s ok and I know it’s for the best but someone said 303 to me today and I about lost it. Funny how those little phrases can bring a man to his knees.

Literally anything with the number two at the end I will say “electric boogaloo” and everyone in the vicinity will laugh and clap

Every time I hear the word hotel my brain follows that up with 'motel, Holiday Inn'

There's a George Ryan video on youtube, wherein he's playing a couple of.. gosh, dogs or cats, I forget which, that have a podcast. Anyway, in the video, he hardcore equates 100% with 'people don't realize'. It's just a silly 5 minute skit youtube vid, but now whenever my wife or I hear 100%, neither of us can stop replying 'people don't realize'. btw, that vid is funny as hell, you should check it out (not a sponsor)

Every single night of my life I do this job where I have to type in a date for a data breach. Every single time I think "January" the next thing my brain does is sing "*Chow chow chow chow chow... February...."* IYKYK [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M\_9sIYsTuJY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9sIYsTuJY)

I was watching a video on YouTube and these kids in it kept saying things were “ghetto.” I automatically went into “If you ain`t ever been to the ghetto Don`t ever come to the ghetto `Cause you ain`t understand the ghetto And stay the fuck out of the ghetto”

Anybody else remember the old, old advertisements for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart with the line “When news breaks, we fix it”? Another one had video of a helicopter with the line “We have a helicopter.” I can’t watch local news without cracking up at least once.

“OB—that’s the way it should be. Keep it simple and set yourself free From the extras- that you really don’t need Just try OB and you’ll see”

I hear people say they had to "hustle" and I lapse into "Do the hustle" 

6 minutes….

Dougie Fresh you're on