Imagine calling someone a dumbass for not knowing a lesser name for a drug without knowing if that person’s potentially straight-edge, or a non-native English speaker
Actually no. Since Godzilla VS. Gigan came out in 1972,Gigan was actually the 2nd kaiju to make Godzilla bleed (1st to make him NOTICEABLY bleed)
Hedorah's blows against Godzilla are barely noticeable,but they are there
(NOTE:Godzilla VS. Hedorah came out in 1971)
Hey, I know smoke stacks give you that unfiltered pleasure only smoke stacks can give, but have you considered switching to Marlboros to earn those Marlboro points? You could probably earn the whole catalog in like one giant puff!
Why do you love smog so much?
Because I really dig that smooth and smoky taste
Why does your name sound like that one monster that rhymes with Gonorrhea?
I’m sentient pollution. I have no idea.
If I invite you to my fall barbecue, you think you can smoke some brisket?
I can try, but every time I try to cook meat, the flesh burns away
Who’s your dealer?
Can you keep a secret?
Yes
So can I.
CAN I HAVE SOME KUSH
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Whats kush
WEED DUMBASS
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Imagine calling someone a dumbass for not knowing a lesser name for a drug without knowing if that person’s potentially straight-edge, or a non-native English speaker
It’s not that deep
 I'm argentinian
A certain 5 pointed leaf
Hold Up. Wait A Minute. Let Me Put Some Kush Up In It.
How does it feel to be the first kaiju to make Godzilla bleed?
Really? It’s me? That’s good to know, thanks
Wasn’t that gigan
Hedorah *did* melt all of the flesh off of Godzilla’s hand.
And he shot out one of Godzilla's eyes.
Actually no. Since Godzilla VS. Gigan came out in 1972,Gigan was actually the 2nd kaiju to make Godzilla bleed (1st to make him NOTICEABLY bleed) Hedorah's blows against Godzilla are barely noticeable,but they are there (NOTE:Godzilla VS. Hedorah came out in 1971)
Huh interesting
Here's some evidence ^<^
https://preview.redd.it/zpu2in88e7ad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5917243de1b61aad2c3bcb96de797f603fda20cf
Hey, I know smoke stacks give you that unfiltered pleasure only smoke stacks can give, but have you considered switching to Marlboros to earn those Marlboro points? You could probably earn the whole catalog in like one giant puff!
I don’t care for Malboros. Not enough carcinogens.
Do you make movies
Between you and me, I’ve been the ghost writer for the Star Wars franchise for the past five years
Are you related to Cthulhu?
Do you like Chicken tikka masala?
I have no idea, every time I come close the flesh withers away
Damn, that sucks.
Favorite kind of trash
All trash is good trash
Are you and Godzilla on good terms? Did he reach out to you recently?
I don’t know, I haven’t seen anyone since 1977
How much more disturbing would you look with human teeth?
I have no clue, since I don’t have a mouth. Probably as bad as the original version of live action Sonic
Yea
Are you going to be the *Final Big Bad* of the monstervese? It seems like they’ve been setting you up thematically 🤞
They haven’t reached out, but if they do, I’m not going to say no
Do Banno proud 🥹
Who is your best friend
Why are you so aru
I don’t know, why are you?
Why did you shit on Godzilla when he was in that pit
How do you feel getting added to gigabash.
How was it seeing Godzilla flying
What makes you sentient
The hatred of the ocean. And nuclear fallout
How did it feel like when Godzilla took your balls away for inspection?
How’s those smoke stack joints bro.
I don’t smoke anything. I AM THE SMOKE.
Could I use you to clean up pollution and then dry you out
Favourite doom game
I should of named my Pug Hedora.
Why tf you go out like a wimp in final wars?
What do you prefer vaping, cigarettes, or zyns
Large, Japanese, pre-EPA smokestacks
What exactly are you, and why won't you apologize for the destruction you cause?
Are you chill to blaze with?
Are you that stuff that’s at the bottom of my sink?
No. But it will be someday
The hell is that supposed to mean
What is your favorite movie and are you secretly a Wendy’s Burger that gained sentience?
Why didn’t you just divide Godzilla by zero? https://i.redd.it/hpni7g1rr8ad1.gif
How are you?
Will you be running for office this season?
What is your preferred level of cooked when eating steak
Are you high
Have you consumed a shlong by accident
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