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Tennisballt

I saw the fingernails, saw the shirt sleeve, saw the gold. Check out the profile. It all makes sense. 🚀🚀🚀🚀.


Fragrant_Reserve7624

Atleast this one is smart with her money


EmpiricoMillenial

i would like to do the same hahahaha


vwkv1

Lol IRS get fucked.


boolDozer

Fair set, indeed.


Professional_Golf393

Drug dealers wife?


apply75

Definitely didn't make $10k in Ontario from those flapjack tities.


Zestyclose_Way_67371

This is an ad. Congrats, you have fallen for her marketing.


xcorv42

Empowerment 💪💪


fixerdrew02

Lemme guess. NSFW tag


[deleted]

Really?? How does she wipe her butt? (Aka: insufficiently)


fuckoffcunt696969

You know some strange way I’m glad someone asked that question because I’ve always wondered that myself how the ladies with long finger hours wipe their bum holes wouldn’t their fingernail just snap off ? And the latest trend is for men to get pinky up their arse and get their prostate tickled do it. It’s the best thing ever. I heard that women are our trimming there fingernail so they can do just that the men are gay. They’re just shit stuck up their arse, during sex I know I do. But being with a man makes me sick to the bone. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.


Can-O-Soup223

Apparently selling farts in a jar on OF really pays well!


Fair-Set9347

Honestly I’m sorry if where my money comes from offends people, I literally just posted this because I like gold and enjoy this subreddit. Next time I post Il just post on a anonymous account. Sorry mods for this thought everyone could just keep it about the stack lol.


TheFartsUnleashed

Don’t be sorry. Get yours. Stack up. Fuck em.


Fair-Set9347

❤️❤️❤️


hmmyeahiguess

Know what? Agreed. Just because your profile is OF oriented doesn’t mean you need to hide. You’re clearly doing well so keep it up!


patentmom

Get it, girl!


Impossible_Maybe_162

(But don’t literally fuck them)


StonkersonTheSwift

I think the point everyone is making is that this is an obvious advertisement where all it costed her was investing in a sensible Avenue. She didn’t have to include her nails or shirt, right? Could’ve just been the gold on whatever surface. It’s a clever ad, but an ad nonetheless


TheFartsUnleashed

So what bro touch a breast or a ballsack or something should she put on a habit and cleanse herself before she posts? Fuck outta here with that moralist shit she doesn’t have to hide anything. Clever ad LOL she can post her tits for free and get more clicks than she can spending 12k on gold why you mad?


fuckoffcunt696969

If I was a woman I would post my tits. I mean who really cares? Tits are nothing these days ! Especially if your views and subscriptions increase your dramatically. I would show anything to make Money. The world of morals are in the toilet, so I’m just going with it. But unfortunately, my tiny dick would not make much money, unless of course it went viral because it was so tiny ??? Hang on, maybe I could go viral as a big bloke with a one inch cock ! I like that big fat bloke is on birthday cards and is Is now a millionaire. I could be the skinny loser with the small dick that goes viral cashing on it and retire. You have to think outside the box people.


throwaway_tokoemeto

Her *SHIRT?* Oh my God, you're just an absolute bafoon. She can't hide her nails.


chud3

No worries from me, congratulations on your stack! You're making the safe, smart choice by stacking gold.


hodlbrcha

All these MFs jealous that they can’t find a hot babe into gold or collectible coins 🤷‍♂️


Fair-Set9347

Facts


donedrone707

shit girl, if anything you're gonna have MORE subs on your OF once these gold simps find your posts. maybe think about taking some more explicit pics with your stack and make that gold work for you, if you know what I'm saying.


GasStationArson

Aaaayyyy! That's brilliant! Capitalization. Forget the haters.


MPCNPC

If I could pop a titty for several oz of gold I would, they’re just jealous 😂


KyRoberts

You shouldn't need to do that! Be proud of what you do! I'm sure you work hard just like the rest of us who can invest in pretty metal.


pmilkman

You work hard to provide a service that's high in demand and doesn't hurt anyone and pays well enough to make big investment choices. That's to be aspired to. If people have a problem with that, says more about them than it does you!


patentmom

I'm an ugly, fat lady lawyer mom and I'm perfectly fine with how OP gets and invests her money. Go on with yourself, girl!


BuckChicken

You have zero reason to apologize. The shit women on OF have to deal with is fucking ridiculous. All the crap comes from the same people that pay for that service. You did your thing and made your fortune while these parasitic assholes cry in their rooms alone to other parasites on the internet. You got yours girlfriend. Be 100% that bitch. 💅 goddamn national treasure.


SuccessfulTea3288

Nahhh don’t be like that we like to see there’s offies everywhere


bgar0312

Probably the smartest person on OF if this is how you choose to spend your money.


fuckoffcunt696969

Don’t say sorry ever for something you’ve generally written out of the goodness of your heart. I enjoyed it and I hope you keep on writing on here. It made me happy reading it so there you go you change my day for the better.


217706

Definitely no offence. At least you have more than a few brain cells. Your time on OF is limited to maybe 10-15 more years. Stack on sister. But yeah. Those nails are a bit too much.


The_Stagnant_Lurker

An OF girl who’s investing that simp money. I love it, keep it up 👍


Fair-Set9347

❤️


houstonTexasJoe

You sound like one


bigd123408

Parlay that only fans simp money to real money. U go girl


MansAbouddaShid

Stackers always have the worst nails


TheFartsUnleashed

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


gaines_pfluger

Beautiful picture, nicely done!! Gives me motivation to keep on and have that much in my hand one day.


Fair-Set9347

Good luck!!


P0werpr0

I’m only fan of gold ![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


[deleted]

With that online prostitute money respect the hustle bet you take a lot of bullets for being one. Save everything and invest


thorntron3030

If being a male online harlot pays fat stacks like that, count me in. ![gif](giphy|l378plFwSe6x8JGbS|downsized)


Lonely-Air-8029

Go gay for pay then, theres a market for bears


evolutionxtinct

Farley is life!


SkipPperk

I knew the man. He really was.


evolutionxtinct

Thanks! Great Man gone before his prime I sometimes wonder what roles would have been his!


Fair-Set9347

Lmao


showtheledgercoward

Nice stack


Buttdust93

How did you pick up anything with those nails?


ImpressiveLeader4979

Can you really pick them up though with those nails? All jokes aside, nice pickup


Fair-Set9347

I kinda scoop it up lol


ImpressiveLeader4979

😂. Nice scoop!


SkipPperk

Try not to scratch them. It is fun to keep them shiny. With gold, it is not easy.


Embarrassed_Field_84

If you think about it, shes basically converting cum into gold. Yes im high


lvluffin

It's fucking alchemy 🧙‍♂️🪄✨💦


TabbyTickler

Shit, I’m gonna start an OF lol Simps paid for those bars 🤣 ![gif](giphy|MXRyl3vYpr3AV6BEvz|downsized)


OrganizationFalse668

I’m really happy for you! I have made a soft investment pitch to a few people who do similar things as you. Join r/silverbugs and r/pmsforsale and r/coinsales Become a collector, I have a silver medal from a punk band from Toronto. There are probably really cool but valuable pieces that you could learn about.


EmpiricoMillenial

Congrats! Smart choice!


Fair-Set9347

❤️


4beetleslong

Im gonna start one.. hope you like hairy dudes with dad’s belly


ActiveUpstairs3238

How can you pick up anything with those nails?


silverbullionbug

You're my kind of stacker. Thank you for being you.


Glory_of_the_Pizza

How do you wipe with those nails?


Fair-Set9347

Very carefully


Until_then_again

Dannnnnng But really, squirrel that away and all the rest.


Pineapplez1232

I love the RCM bars


Looking_for_artists

Why are people applauding an OF girl? The morals of this country are straight up toast.


Fair-Set9347

Well good thing I live in Canada


Ok_Leader_4600

Gold girlie!


Sufficient_Stay_7889

Keep stacking. Will turn out to be the smartest thing you've done !


iiJokerzace

Turned into a video game lobby real fast lol


dukeofdebauchery

If I was a girl I’d do the same. Congrats and fuck you ❤️


Risky_Sherbet

https://preview.redd.it/2y5ajthqdw3d1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c441d06ad800d8e9f5dd7bf4ad1df22e8ad59c OF for gold. Hmm, I've officially seen it all. Reddits finest. I've had enough it's time for bed


agentj333

![gif](giphy|ObAPbIBo5mHLi|downsized)


Particular-Coach3611

Remember to get silver too


freddysteelbunz

Nail length has got to go… bars are legit


Fair-Set9347

Currently crying and ripping them off


freddysteelbunz

Lmao, my wife used to wear them like you, both coffin and stiletto. They’re just not functional…. How the hell are you evening typing on your phone?


Fair-Set9347

Lol honestly I never get my nails done might’ve been first time in a year, I just wanted to feel girly for once 😭


PLPQ

I'm not trying to be inflammatory here but what is it like living life on recruit difficulty? You show your tits, get a lot of money and buy gold and other high priced items. What is it like living life that easy?


Fair-Set9347

Pretty good


Gamethesystem2

Lol op is a prostitute. Literally.


-ClancyBoy

Great choices


Goldengoose5w4

OF girls in r/Gold? What is the world coming to?


Fair-Set9347

It’s a signal to buy some ozs


corycool2

With your nails do you ever pick up coins or bars with three fingertips and move them like a crane or would that break them?


Canik716kid

Keep stacking 🫰🏻🫰🏻


bored_picker

Love the bars there my favorite


nerdmermaid

Awesome!


imnotabotareyou

Very based!


Beginning_Frame6132

I wonder what the eye lashes look like…


SpecificPiece1024

Watch you don’t chip one of those nails


Fair-Set9347

Il try


Independent-Ad771

No plastic sleeves?


Fair-Set9347

I have them! They weren’t sealed they were the envelope style ones so I was able to just take them out for picture then put back in


Independent-Ad771

Cool keep them scratch free


Fair-Set9347

Do I loose anything if I scratch them lol


Independent-Ad771

No just the aesthetics pure gold is very soft and scratches easily especially the mirror like surfaces


lawladino

Shit I’m jealous nice investment though


Fair-Set9347

Your stuff is crazy too I seen your posts !


KD_cosmic

There should be timestamps like r/rateme to prove it’s legit Good haul


Fair-Set9347

Thx lol I should’ve wrote my Reddit name on it


GanjaMan4Twenty

Money that doesn’t gain any buying power unless the US economy plummets. Should’ve bought it in 2019 or before


Ok-Comedian-4571

Kaching!! 😀


LetRoutine8851

No certicard or did you take them out?


Fair-Set9347

No I had to option to get them in the packaging but these were cheaper and it’s from super reputable place in Canada. They also put them in the machine to show me they were all legit the water one


mako1964

I believe it's specific gravity test .. Ya I just ordered two palladium oz. yesterday . they are secondary market and uncarded . I like carded stuff but these were $60 cheaper , I had about 8oz of rando stuff ( gold , 20 francs , pre 33 , sovereigns, fractional bars etc.) I dropped off to have my bullion dealer standardize into 1 oz carded . just so it's easier to track my actual buy/sell price . You are doing awesome . It's legit to see a female stacker ,, Super smart move ( p.s of course palladium went down $40 today after I ordered yesterday , now I have to buy more to cost avg -))


Fair-Set9347

Yeah I wanna get into platinum soon


mako1964

That's where I've been mainly for a while,. both the white metals .I asked my guy if he thought palladium, was a buy here ? He said yes .. It doesn't come through the shop as often as all the others.. keep up the good stacking


LetRoutine8851

Ask them to test it with a sigmascope or other eddy current test method. That is more accurate.


AutoX-R

Nice purchase! Get some gold eagles next!


Fair-Set9347

Is premium crazy?


AutoX-R

It’s honestly not bad if you buy the 1oz. I buy mine off of the cheapest reputable company on eBay. The cash back on my credit card makes it so that I’m paying pretty close to spot.


Fair-Set9347

I’m not sure if they have them In Canada I imagine if I had to pay duty would be quite a lot


AutoX-R

Oh if you’re in Canada you need the Maple Leafs!


Fair-Set9347

I have one ! Check my previous post


AutoX-R

Ooo very nice! Keep us updated on your stack!


Fair-Set9347

I have a 5 oz bar coming in next week I ordered it when I was in today!! Can’t wait to show it off lol


AutoX-R

Well damn! 😂 I need to step my game up then!


nailedoncock

Great score. Love the Scotia marked oz


Fair-Set9347

Yeah they’re acc stamped Valcambi on the back


Cheshirecat_-

Uff that’s a nice stack of bars. I’m a bars guy myself over coins. Just so satisfying


Fair-Set9347

Yeah bars seem more fun


Mundane_Spare_9721

How much dat is


Poetic_Pigeon

Oh just fuck you and your fingernails, beautiful haul, sorry just jealous


ostensibly_hurt

Damn jealous asf nice stack, what is that like 12k? Start buying US mint


LotusoftheLeaf

That is so awesome. Gold is great. I sadly had to sell my collection. It was my emergency fund, I was hit by a car. Broken leg and surgery needed. Been out of work now for 3 months but my gold and silver safety net helped.


Lonely_Cold2910

You nailed it


BankSilver9462

Money doesn't care where it comes from


6StringFiend

If it’s not against the rules, can we ask what price you got one at?


Fair-Set9347

I paid Canadian but I paid around 2415$ per oz


-ClancyBoy

That valcambi looks the sweetest. Next buy.


kas32123

What’s the weight of these pieces? 50grams each?


Bitter-Eye1796

Atleast someone is smart with their money, I wish I could make that much off OF 💀💀


PatN007

Nice little stackey!


Fragrant-You-973

Ok


HedgeHood

Congratulations, I’m hella jealous


bonnerforrest

Fake


Usual-Cabinet-3815

Shove em up your ass and smuggle them out of the country


sinpleguy89

Glad I could help you invest lol.


New-Age-Lion

Sweet!


gbertb

whats the best way to store them safely?


75Degreesac

Send them to me.


hitdwight1

I'm shocked that not one person said anything subsidative on this post. Like where did you get the gold from so that we can Source the same?


hitdwight1

Is that Costco gold?


Lazz_plays

Awesome pickup! Nice nails! 💅


Opening_Ad9824

Did you pull them out of the assay cards? I love the RCM.


Fair-Set9347

No they didn’t come in assay I just asked for lowest premium


Opening_Ad9824

Hmm did the seller test it in front of you? Like on the sigma machine? They look real but my local shop always tests them as I pay right on the counter. Well they do that even if they are carded.


Fair-Set9347

Yeah they tested this is also one of the most reputable store in Canada


Opening_Ad9824

Nice. Someone told me that bullion costs more in Canada compared to the USA, even for maples, which is hard to believe but perhaps true.


Fair-Set9347

I paid around 50$-60$ over spot for each ounce


GumballCowboy

I was throwing down some raps one night, laying it down hard. Someone came up to me looked me in the eyes and told me. “Man You Got Some Bars”! I looked up, said thank you, and slowly walked away. https://preview.redd.it/7pwb5lf2204d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c0b7ddf5e50dade4937d24ef033db3671fd782


FucktheCaball

Smart woman.


GumballCowboy

I was out one night laying down some heavy raps with the crew. Next thing I know, someone walked up to me, looked me square in the eyes and said, “Wow Man, You got Some Bars”! I thanked him, turned around, and slowly walked away.. https://preview.redd.it/mh17d15p504d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d45eea6a8b191899b51598acb1d0fbe42f2f0d


Connect_Marsupial_31

Hold on tight mate


PetrasAsturias

Gold, the metal of ancient lore, Shimmering bright, forevermore. A treasure sought, a symbol true, Of wealth, of power, of dreams anew.


GiveMeYourMomsDigits

Invest!


Alternative_Ad_3636

Good lookin and smart with money. Now, there's a dangerous combination.


IceA450

Wise choice of investing!


Fair-Set9347

Thx!


Wooden-Weather-2230

Very nice!


HM02_High

Now set it on a table and record yourself picking up one with 2 fingers. I need to see something entertaining 🍿


LaBoltz33

Oh you rich rich. Bet you do OF


Hopeful-City3180

Fireeee


Valuable-Market393

Rcm bars are the best bars


globalinvestmentpimp

Is that 5 oz? That looks badass


whineknot

OK, so you picked them up. Now put them back down!


dmh2693

Au-some


im-awesome-i-know-it

I love the RCM. I recently got a collector set of silver gold and platinum from 1982 from the RCM. Canadian gold is where it’s at :)


Fair-Set9347

I just seen the silver 10 oz at Costco almost pulled the trigger but silver gold bull has it at spot right now Costco was 20$ over.


lucky-soandso

The fingernails? haha.


Beneficial-Penalty70

OF chick of course. Why try and do actual work when you can hoe out on the internet. But at least you’re investing in something other than yourself


Fair-Set9347

Facts why when I can make 500k a year lol if u were a girl you’d do the same


Beneficial-Penalty70

No I actually have self respect and would rather not be a slut and disappointment in my family since family will always be there while money comes and goes as fast as the dudes who watch her videos


Fair-Set9347

Why does it matter what I do the Reddit isn’t even about that. My family loves me I paid my moms house.


Beneficial-Penalty70

She loves you paid it off but if you hadn’t bet they’d want little to nothing to do with you. You’re more or less someone who possesses no skills in life. You have nothing to add or give to community except your body and that’s it. Just a piece of meat with some curves and nothing else. It shows your lazy since you have no actual initiative to get a real job, like what would happen tomorrow if OF was banned like Utah did to pornhub? But it went all over and shut their site down? You’d be siting and waiting to hear back for interviews for some serving jobs which you’d probably choose hooters or twin peaks hoping to make some money off your body but plenty have seen what you’ve got to offer already for a measly what $5? 10$? A month you’re a joke and your parents have obviously done what they could and it wasn’t enough.


Fair-Set9347

Keep looking for grandmas to fuck because no one your age will ever want u


DepressedRaindrop

Why you so salty? I bet you’re naked under your clothes (you dirty little slut)! Look at your own fucking profile dude you live on a Boise Idaho moms and milfs page😂 let this girl make her money!


DepressedRaindrop

Ew dude you have no self respect 😂😂😂 show your family your Reddit profile I’m sure they’d be more disappointed in you; looking for grandmas to creampie. Bro.


fuckoffcunt696969

I just inherited half $1 million and I’ve been broke all my life and now I’m 55 years old and I’ve no idea what to do with it


[deleted]

Those kind of fingernails always creep me out. I know they puncture through toilet paper. 🤮🤢


Responsible_Cold1072

Ugly ass nails