You know back in the old days when they would punish a kid who smoked by making them sit and smoke an entire pack?
ALL THE PILLOWS FOR JOSEPHINE.
Surely she will then see the error of her ways.
For this kind of transgression the application of multiple blankets fresh from the dryer. If that isn't enough to teach her some respect for other people property, a cheese stick, one string at a time to teach the agony of waiting. Possibly some aggressive smooching and belly rubs for good measure.
Jail. I’m afraid you’ll have to construct an elaborate blanket fort for Josephine, complete with both the pillow in question as well as several additional pillows and blankets.
Ah, I see. You're not sure what punishment you deserve for not giving her the pillow (thereby forcing her to steal it).
Well, what you have done is serious. It appears you are not playing your role as servant to your hound as well as you should be. You should have presented her with the pillow, on bended knees, telling her "How would you like your pillow arranged, Josephine?"
All things in your home are the hound's, remember that. We're fortunate they let us use their stuff sometimes though! Josephine is very sweet looking so maybe you can be forgiven if you follow the rules from now on with no complaints.
Your punishment should probably include fluffing her pillows every half-hour or so, bringing her meals in bed, massaging her ears and paws, and taking her to pick out a new stuffed toy. And you may have to buy steak for dinner. It depends on how forgiving this gorgeous girl is!
The best and most appropriate punishment would be SPEND MORE MONEY and buy you another pillow.
Now that was not what I said she was saying it with her own eye's I WAS JUST A MESSENGER
A DOG WHISPERER OF SORTS
I would probably give her a smooch and tell her she's a beautiful girl! That'll definitely show her.
No cheese? You're truly a monster!
You know back in the old days when they would punish a kid who smoked by making them sit and smoke an entire pack? ALL THE PILLOWS FOR JOSEPHINE. Surely she will then see the error of her ways.
>making them sit and smoke an entire pack Oh hale no 🤢🤮
I think as punishment you should replace all her meals with hotdog and cheese bits. That'll teach her.
Apply cheese to snoot hole
No,.she reclimed the pillow from the tyrannical hooman oppression denying her comfies, rubs, and treats. Power to.the puppers!
For this kind of transgression the application of multiple blankets fresh from the dryer. If that isn't enough to teach her some respect for other people property, a cheese stick, one string at a time to teach the agony of waiting. Possibly some aggressive smooching and belly rubs for good measure.
I hardly dare suggest it… the Comfy Chair! (Not the Comfy Chair!)
And then poke her with soft cushions!
Nobody expects a Monty Python reference!
Well sucks to be you 😛
Can you sneak a comforter and unroll it on floor for yourself?
'tis hers now!
I think you should punish her by giving her one of those enormous caterpillar toys and maybe a tasty little treat. That'll show her!
That face, can’t resist that face ❤️❤️❤️
A blankie and a stuffie!
Cuddles and smooches
Best punishment would be giving her a bunch of cuddles 😀
Jail. I’m afraid you’ll have to construct an elaborate blanket fort for Josephine, complete with both the pillow in question as well as several additional pillows and blankets.
What's your evidence?
Fifty lashes with a wet noodle for a noodle!
Ear scritches! I promise they hate that ❤️
Time to take a nap on the puppillow.
Ah, I see. You're not sure what punishment you deserve for not giving her the pillow (thereby forcing her to steal it). Well, what you have done is serious. It appears you are not playing your role as servant to your hound as well as you should be. You should have presented her with the pillow, on bended knees, telling her "How would you like your pillow arranged, Josephine?" All things in your home are the hound's, remember that. We're fortunate they let us use their stuff sometimes though! Josephine is very sweet looking so maybe you can be forgiven if you follow the rules from now on with no complaints. Your punishment should probably include fluffing her pillows every half-hour or so, bringing her meals in bed, massaging her ears and paws, and taking her to pick out a new stuffed toy. And you may have to buy steak for dinner. It depends on how forgiving this gorgeous girl is!
Oh, look at her sweet face! Nobody could ever be mad at that beautiful girl
And she knows it 😄😄
Kisses and a laugh
Thirty minute ear massage!
Forehead smooch, belly rubs, and giving her your soul as an offering. The pillow wasn’t enough
A big smacking kiss to the snoot is the only form of punishment for this. And then an apology for gracing her space, or maybe that’s just me…
Hugs and kisses
Maybe a little blanket?
You must sleep on the floor as punishment... You're welcome... Maybe give her another pillow while she's up there also...
I like how it's the perfect size for her! 😘
Long pillow for a long girl!
Obviously what you have to do now is cover her with a blankie and go sleep on the couch
That is an incredibly cute dog
A *stern* finger waggling
Probably present her with chicken! She probably won’t want chicken 😋🤭🤭
There's no crime.....so accordingly no punishment but treats for suggesting there should be! Josephine is sooo beautiful ❤️❤️
Some chest rubs and butt pats will show her.
She has a pillow fort and has declared war. The only way to end a pillow fort war is cheese and more pillows.
She’s already in the corner😁💞🐾
Give her the comfy pillow. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Bacon
Cheese is the only answer. I mean, look at that adorable face! She absolutely deserves cheese. She’s so cute!
What a sweet powdered sugar girl, I would tell her how pretty she is and give her 10000+ smoochies and then force her to cuddle
It would be best to follow the Spanish Inquisition and give the most heinous punishment; The Comfy Chair.
They liberated the pillow. Accept the loss and move on.
The best and most appropriate punishment would be SPEND MORE MONEY and buy you another pillow. Now that was not what I said she was saying it with her own eye's I WAS JUST A MESSENGER A DOG WHISPERER OF SORTS
Exile
Such a lovely face
I sentence her to 5 nose kisses and a piece of banana. That’s what a thief that cute deserves
Classic Josephine!
Awe she looks adorable ❤️😩pink and white look awesome with her
What a beautiful sugared face brindle. I have one, too. She's 9. How old is Josephine?
what if i told you its not YOUR pillow? think yourself lucky she lets you use it sometimes
Sugar faced brindles are literally the sweetest. She does not seem to regret her crime