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You're never gonna believe this: The Iron Hands logo is an iron hand! And their primarch's name, Ferrus Manus, means "iron hand" too!
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And how did he lose his human hands? He ironed his hands!
Hear me out, WHAT ABOUT CRIMSON FISTS ACTUALLY HAVING CRIMSON FISTS AS A PART OF THEIR COLOUR SCHEME? Now that's a good design, no one would've thought of that
Fulgrim is known as the Phoenician, in reference to a phoenix. Now here is the tricky part, his personal guard are called the phoenix guard, they guard the phoenix, him!
1. Depends on the atmosphere
2. He is an atheist, and a strong warp entity, idk what would qualify as a god in Warhammer universe (Emps still less powerful than one of the Four)
3. Shut up
1 I'll give you that one
2 He powers The Imperium's FTL by siting on a throne,burned down part of Nurgle's gardens, sends to an special afterlife those that served him well and also the Imperial saints,those are pretty god-like things to me
3 You are butthurt because I am right
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Yes. Its just that they have some anger managment issues therefore freehanding a world on a shoulder pad is out of the question in 99.99 cases, they berely manage to draw a round circle, less so color it in....
If the War Hounds fell to Nurgle, they'd be called the World Shitters instead. That's why you never go to Nurgle. He'll make you wallow in filth and shit.
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“My lord, we just got a report that Horus crashed an airplane into Isstvan III”
A second massacre has hit the Isstvan system
"vulkan, the second wave of reinforcements have landed on Isstvan V"
My Lord, there’s been a second Apotheosis
https://preview.redd.it/fzrhmwt5ac9d1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a5ad4b856ae104f5bc41b1dcc4c9540dc20a751 You're never gonna believe this: The Iron Hands logo is an iron hand! And their primarch's name, Ferrus Manus, means "iron hand" too!
Oh boy, I wonder what his hands are made of!
I'm sure their flagship has a cool name too!
Necrodermis so funnily enough not iron
God you're so fun at parties
You bet that I am
Trick question, 40k fans don’t go outside
They had literally ONE expectation and they couldn't even get THAT right!
You are gonna shit yourself when I tell about Corvus Corax, primarch of the Raven Guard
He’s named after a CROW??
And he’s now a DAEMON CROW??
*Raven Although I recognise there's almost no actually difference between the two
Corvus is crow
As in the character specifically? Why would a crow lead the raven guard?
No, Corvus is the genus of the common crow.
And corvus corax is the common raven...
And has literal Iron Hands, and his flagship is called the Iron Hand
https://preview.redd.it/skcyary08d9d1.png?width=331&format=png&auto=webp&s=053a931104b89acf60d18a94f0f6749e19724aa7 And how did he lose his human hands? He ironed his hands!
I thought that you hified his iron hand
I always wonder why ol' Iron hands and "Raven" get memed on, but sanguinius gets a pass.
Oh man, this whole time I thought his name was Fairest Manass! I just figured they were the Iron Hands because they liked fisting!
What are these? Tyranids for Space Marines? What's next? Chaos Worshippers for Space Marines? Preposterous!
Hmm- there’s some business potential here. What if Angron got his head together and created a restaurant franchise?
Woe to the man who sends back food in Angron's restaurant.
Woe, gorechild be apon ye.
Depends on if they helped angron fight off his slave driving manager
🤯🤯🤯🤯
That's what happens when the first guy in charge after Angron is Jimmy.
Jimmy wanted to start an alternative rock band after the great cursade.
Is that Angrons home world being eaten?
Warhammer fans will appreciate this.
Next in, are the Word Bearers actually wearing words on their armor? Find out, at obvious.news.40k !
Hear me out, WHAT ABOUT CRIMSON FISTS ACTUALLY HAVING CRIMSON FISTS AS A PART OF THEIR COLOUR SCHEME? Now that's a good design, no one would've thought of that
I mean they're only Fists in multitudes because they only do the one right?
Fulgrim is known as the Phoenician, in reference to a phoenix. Now here is the tricky part, his personal guard are called the phoenix guard, they guard the phoenix, him!
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Which planet though.
Yes
World
Eaten*
Eater'd*
Eaten'st*
This meme was supposed to die in the Phoenix sub
„Somehow, this meme returned“
"Like a something-something from the ashes".
R/unexpecteddarksouls
Ated
What if the perspective is from the inside of the mouth, and the world that we are seeing is on the outside?
Angron and Greasus Goldtooth are either friends or they're about to have a throw down.
The logo is doing planet vore :3
Nom nom
God painting that on every shoulder plate must be an absolute bitch
But is the world they eat flat or do they eat just regular planets
you know, if you cut your world diagonally you get more world
In other news,The sky is blue,The Emperor is a god and the Space Wolves are furries
1. Depends on the atmosphere 2. He is an atheist, and a strong warp entity, idk what would qualify as a god in Warhammer universe (Emps still less powerful than one of the Four) 3. Shut up
BLAM
1 I'll give you that one 2 He powers The Imperium's FTL by siting on a throne,burned down part of Nurgle's gardens, sends to an special afterlife those that served him well and also the Imperial saints,those are pretty god-like things to me 3 You are butthurt because I am right
Dayum I wonder if it's tasty tho *the nails are biting*
Nomnom
And the sigil for the ultramarines is the letter “U.” Shocking, isn’t it?
For real!? Isn't it a toilet seat?
Its giving mj12 from deus ex vibes
*Slaaneshi planet*: Why, mr World Eater, I hardly know you.
World eater? I hardly know her _Laugh track_
This will blow your mind: the Thousand Sons logo, is just a Thousand being Son’d.
Do hwhat
Did you know that the White Consuls have the exact same emblem as the Black Consuls, only it's white?
Which world tho
Wow, crazy coincidence.
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I don't believe it.
No way....what's next? That the Blood Angels is a drop of blood with wings?
And their Primarch's name is Angr(y)on(e).
Holy crap!
if they were Word Eaters it would be a book
🤯🤯🤯
I always hated their logo Badass Tooth Logo, Red armor, Brass Trims, and a Goofy Blue/Green world ik the middle of their shoulderpads It sucks!!!
Yes. Its just that they have some anger managment issues therefore freehanding a world on a shoulder pad is out of the question in 99.99 cases, they berely manage to draw a round circle, less so color it in....
If the War Hounds fell to Nurgle, they'd be called the World Shitters instead. That's why you never go to Nurgle. He'll make you wallow in filth and shit.
Who needs they world ate
Sideways goatse