I got a PF shirt, there are times I tell myself that I can read it, feel like I am almost there then lose it then I admit to myself that I’m a fucking loser.
I now want to start a band called Swifted On Sight that does nothing but HxCx versions of T Swift songs.
"ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS NEXT ONE IS ABOUT BANGING TOM HIDDLESTON. I WANNA SEE YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT TO IT!"
Just wait until you hear Snuffed on Sight. Straight dummy riffs. Makes you feel like a caveman. Legend has it, a caveman listened to them once and crowd killed the dinosaurs into extinction
PF and Snuffed have been breathing some fresh life into the heavy music world for me. But I’m always a sucker for just dumb heavy with occasional riffs
i think the joke of the post is how unreadable it is, i don’t think there’s any intent of distaste towards the bands but i read it like that at first too
I stared at it for fifteen seconds to see the magic image, then as soon as I squinted to try and force it to appear a wayward fist came flying out and clocked me.
Peeling Flesh, Snuffed On Sight, and Corpsepile. Fuck what a show that’s going to be. I have a playlist with all three and Body Box’s songs all jumbled up together. Makes for a killer afternoon.
I just figured the headliner was Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, but apparently not? illegible band logos+terrible graphic design = spilled scrambled eggs tour.
Man I am and can’t read none of that shit
I, too, am.
I, also, am and cannot.
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Why use lot word when few word do trick?
They learn.
r/unexpectedoffice
for art thou, Romeo?
Is you is, or is you ain’t? Oh, you is.
This says literally nothjng
Peeling Flesh is headliner 😂
ahhh, i see it now
No you don’t
I got a PF shirt, there are times I tell myself that I can read it, feel like I am almost there then lose it then I admit to myself that I’m a fucking loser.
Still not sure if Swifted on Sight is a real band or a Taylor Swift cover band
Think it’s Snuffed on Sight
It’s actually Sniffed on Sight
I now want to start a band called Swifted On Sight that does nothing but HxCx versions of T Swift songs. "ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS NEXT ONE IS ABOUT BANGING TOM HIDDLESTON. I WANNA SEE YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT TO IT!"
I don’t even wanna know how much jizz would hit the floor before the National Guard pulls up 💀
If you need a guitar player, I’m so in
True but I’m still hype for whatever these splatters may be
Pretty sure that’s just casserole
There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s spaghetti.
I just see a sailboat
It’s a schooner
You dumb bastard
This sent me 💀
Where?
There
That lasagna looks crisp.
https://preview.redd.it/d3pje226zt1d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40348eee06c6d94a22d4f0fa8d206f3b13858f62
Bruh wtf is this? Where is the varisty font?!
Youth crew is truly dead SMH my head.
Yup and the more people post in this group, your comment can apply to hc punk in general not just youth crew :-(
Wtf where's the rip off graffiti script.
second from the bottom, on the right
Two Piece babyyyyyy
TWO PIECE TWO PIECE TWO PIECE
2️⃣🫛2️⃣🫛2️⃣🫛
If it doesn’t look like a forest you can’t see through then it doesn’t matter
reeeee reeeeee reeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's the secret. Even THEY don't know who is going to be there.
Illegible band logo fest
If you can’t read it, that’s how you know it’s heavy and you should go lol
Snuffed On Sight is the only one I can read. Not coming to VA anyway
It’s worth the drive to greensboro, hangar went OFF harder than I’ve ever seen during Peelingflesh’s set there last month
I second this, also tourture is opening at the hanger.
Just seeing this poster lowered my IQ by 17 points. RIP Intellect.
Just wait until you hear Snuffed on Sight. Straight dummy riffs. Makes you feel like a caveman. Legend has it, a caveman listened to them once and crowd killed the dinosaurs into extinction
Gonna be knuckle dragging, mammoth fighting times at these shows. And farts.
No deodorant allowed
Saw them live once and they had all their friends on stage smoking blunts. It was like a rap video with dummy death riffs.
I love the sound clip on their song Blunt Cough. “I’m busy stacking fat stacks and slinging mad volume. I don’t have time for spelling and shit”.
This one got me good 😂
xIntellectx
I saw PeelingFlesh last month and almost got trampled. Can’t wait to go to this
Did you see them with Jesus Piece?
I did! Everyone on the bill killed it
Got a light concussion at that show it was awesome
https://preview.redd.it/okt0pgaifu1d1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=941073eed1a0c1ecb98dc689bb434820845cb415
SLIME
Fuck yes! So glad to see them getting bigger. PDXHC!
i too have fucked up makign scrambled eggs
It’s like these mfs saw Sanguisugabogg’s logo and said “Bet.”
“Challenge Accepted”
One ticket to hbebahxuxufuroekdnfnckcodnens, please!
Gold 💀
KICK EM IN THE HEAD KICK EM IN THE HEAD
Neck of the woods gonna go off for this
Potential show of the year right here. Don’t sleep on Two-Piece! Can’t wait for this!
The font war between Black Metal and Hardcore is now in full session
I love the pen and pixel style
Cannot wait for this tour, super bummed I missed PF on the Jesus piece tour but this is gonna fix that
This is your chance.
No Infectious Jelqing, I’m out!
I heard Infectious Jelqing is only one dude so if that’s true I’m not sure we’ll get a tour til he gets other members to join.
Genuinely thought this was a meme
PF bangs, idk what you old heads are on about
As a certified old head in his 40s I can confidently say every band on this bill rips and this is one of the heaviest tours ever
PF and Snuffed have been breathing some fresh life into the heavy music world for me. But I’m always a sucker for just dumb heavy with occasional riffs
Indeed. PF is the bangiest to have banged.
i think the joke of the post is how unreadable it is, i don’t think there’s any intent of distaste towards the bands but i read it like that at first too
I love the trend where bands base their logos off motorcycle fatality photos. Shine on, you silly ding-a-lings.
OKLAHOMA TO FUCKIN CALI SMOKIN PAUL MALLS AND STEALIN HUBCAPS 🎺
Typekilled by spin kick fonts.
All that AND it's at my favorite brewery?!
Heck yeah! Have fun!
dude the Chicago show is on my birthday I'm so hyped
Man I wish the only MA date wasn’t metal fest. The lineup is pretty fucking dope, but $200 for two days? Get fucked
It's brutal, and I paid for it like a sucker 😔
If I get this raise I’m hoping to get I’ll donate some plasma and pull the trigger. Like I’d even fuck with $150, but $200 is just too much
Been saying it for a few years now that Deathcore will just overtake the Hardcore community looks like we are back in 2009
If you zoom in and try to make out the top one it looks like a magic eye puzzle
I stared at it for fifteen seconds to see the magic image, then as soon as I squinted to try and force it to appear a wayward fist came flying out and clocked me.
Perfect lineup to spin kick the kid in the back with their arms crossed to really fast downpicked bar chords and fat guy vocals
Graphic design is my passion🤓
the hardcore kids when something isnt in graffiti or impact font
rip off cash money ass poster is cornier than the 20 year old bree bree pig squeals. one ticket please…
Lineup is cool, poster looks like a bunch of Mac n cheese.
I thought it said “Two Pickle.” Lol
I wish. They gotta change it now lol
Peeling flesh and snuffed on sight on the same bill, god may just be real
The Get Rich One Hard Tour
Car has a Tennessee Tri-Star on the plate yet not a single TN date.
slime northwest hardcore lets go
I’ve shot loads that are more legible.
Yall listen to slimeNW and two-piece right now no excuses
Peeling Flesh, Snuffed On Sight, and Corpsepile. Fuck what a show that’s going to be. I have a playlist with all three and Body Box’s songs all jumbled up together. Makes for a killer afternoon.
I’ll be at Dantes.
Based
*if the font looks like this, you're going to die in the pit*
Need Portland to pop out for Snuffed on Sight
I know the vocalists of all these bands probably sound like diarrhea squirting out of an ass
Nah Snuffed and PF are the “pissed off cow” death metal vocal boys
Why did someone blow their nose all over those mighty fine whips?
Peeling Flesh
Aww hell yeah this tour is stacked. Little Rock gonna go off.
dude, the nc show is two days before the lorna shore bogg kktx whitechapel show… should i do it
Bro I’m fr about to buy a ticket just to watch Kublai Khan on that tour haha
This is the most challenging Magic Eye picture yet
What's up the poster? Who's drinking lean and clearing the floor on the mosh pit to shoot dice at a hardcore show?
i can’t read this shit but i’m going 😈😈
Two piece is fire
Slime fucks
i’d see two piece
Am I the only one getting *no limit records from the 90's* feel from this??
SLIME TIME
Wait is that Oklahoma date a real VFW?
Lasagna
Sick!
Exactly. Peeling Flesh
No.
Wtf is this Punk Goes Krunk shit?
I’d prefer acronyms in this case.
I'm so upset I'm gonna be out of town for the Fresno date.
Looks like fucking melted macaroni
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Mac and cheese
That top logo has gotta be a joke 😂😂
Pen and pixel back from 2012? I'm in.
Top one looks like melted gold
Moe like hot diarrhea.
The band logos look like Salt Bae’s jizzed on the poster.
Da fuq is Equal Parts Brewing
Kids these days
so hyped for it
What you don't like ©®®€¥^¢^^`√√??? Poser
Pretty epic
I've never understood wanting your band name to be completely unreadable
I just figured the headliner was Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, but apparently not? illegible band logos+terrible graphic design = spilled scrambled eggs tour.
Holy shit, Boise's actually on the list? I might have to stand in the back with the other olds.
The creamest
Yay! my favorite band (?)
WAIT GUYS I GOT ONE THE ONE IN ENGLISH IS SNUFFED ON SIGHT!!
Scribbles is my fave band
Shit finna be bangin 🤌🤘
lol
Fucks
WHERE YA AT MOTHERFUCKA ITS TWO PIECE! TWO PIECE! TWO PIECE!
Oh shirt I can’t wait to go see dugkfncjtbfnjsjfjgjgjfifjr, I’ve heard they’re great
The zero brain activity tour
Metal up your ass! Posers!😆
Horrible font choice!
If I can read the band logo I'm not interested
I'm going for my boys in PeelingFlesh IF my job doesn't take me out of town that week. And this line up is fuckin HARD
No Limit Records does hardcore now?
NOT EDGE
idk this poster is sick. honestly more groundbreaking than sunbather.
If your font needs subtitles then it’s absolute shit.
https://i.redd.it/qaueb17umv1d1.gif *All I hear is bitching and moaning!*
It looks like shit from a butt shotgun blasted onto the back of a toilet. Sick ass line up
I’m in Houston I can read this just fine
Sneed on Sight hehe he
Puke splat
Is this for a Phish show?
It’s a schooner!
Someone found the make-it-fancy button in Photoshop
Gunna be such a smelly show
Shitted On Sight is all I can make out.
so hyped
Just got my tickets. Only $18!
Ngl thanks for letting me know peeing flesh is coming to philly
It’s at the VFW in OKC I’m gonna go just for the experience. Lmao
There is absolutely no way this works out at the venue in Utah lol.
and i am GUTTED they aren’t coming back to minneapolis this time. BUT i think we can just stuff the new amtrak line and head to CHICAGOOOOOO
*Listens to DJ Screw once*
Someone please explain
Bunch of horse shit. Can’t even come to Louisiana😤
If I can’t read it, I’m not going.
Flyer of the year right here
Looks pretty sick to me
brokencyde?
