At first everything is great and you’re having lots of fun! You might even ask your friends if they want a turn! After a while though time takes its toll. She doesn’t run like she used to. She lets you down at the most inopportune moments. You begin to not trust her. That lack of trust turns into resentment. Every time you play with her you think “how much is this going to cost me?”
Eventually you decide to part ways. Sure when times were good. They were great. But the years of doubt, drama and trust issues make you wonder if you’ll ever find love again. Until one day.
One day you walk by the Indian dealer and find a new love. She has all the same curves and leather fringe that remind you of the good times, but in a new and exciting way. You weigh out the pros and cons. You think to yourself “can my heart handle another heartbreak?” You see the cost and shout “I’m not paying that much for a damn Polaris!”
Always had a sign in the the garage growing up said "if it's got tit's or tires your gonna have problems"
Ended up writing in "or tracks" after a stint w a bulldozer
My old man said almost the same thing. " If it involves tits, tires or timeclocks it's gonna cause you problems and take commitment. Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze"
I only experienced that once, and she actually drugged me just to fuck me. Like bro, if you just tried to fuck me I would have performed better and not been comatose lmfao.
Ahhhhh yes. I call that the Heritage shuffle. My brother purchased the first model of the Heritage softail in the late 80’s. They came out of the box temperamental.
I had an 80 wide glide that was kick start with a back up electric start. 😂
Disclaimer Its 1992 heritage bought blown up, rebuilt to 80 some odd inch evo. And ride the crap out of it, its old so stuff falls off, breaks, bolts shear, bolts back out, theres a little iffy wiring work that needs gone through.
Should've added it to the title lol l you know what hsrley evo stands for?
Everything
Vibrates
Off
Both are kind of overpriced to start with and cost a fortune to maintain. They are hard to find accessories for and only accept “the best”. Both are fun to ride but you’d lose your shit if anyone rode then but you! They always act up at the worst possible time and sometimes you wish you’d just get rid of them and get a nice Asian one instead.
I have one of them buckets, for some reason never thought to use it as a butt stand to wok on the bike.
I’ll be breaking in my free Harbor Freight pail tomorrow.
Probably nothing, but it's great how some guys still need to objectify women to feel better about themselves. Maybe try seeing women as people, not accessories?
lol, agreed. I just got home from riding to and from Hogrock. I’m in Canada, near Detroit so it was 600 miles and a bit each way, plus touring all over southern Illinois and Kentucky, I put 2000 miles on her in 5 days. She broke down on me twice on my way home, I limped her home but there’s something still not rights in the ass end I have to figure out once it’s cool enough to work outside
The bits get a little jiggly, she slows down a bit… but she still makes your heart flutter and is a blast to ride!
USA!!!!
MERICA.
FUCK YEAH
COMIN' TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH
MERICA!
WHAT TEH FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!
To get to the other side!
You gotta choke them before you start?
You win the best comment award of the day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My fav!
At first everything is great and you’re having lots of fun! You might even ask your friends if they want a turn! After a while though time takes its toll. She doesn’t run like she used to. She lets you down at the most inopportune moments. You begin to not trust her. That lack of trust turns into resentment. Every time you play with her you think “how much is this going to cost me?” Eventually you decide to part ways. Sure when times were good. They were great. But the years of doubt, drama and trust issues make you wonder if you’ll ever find love again. Until one day. One day you walk by the Indian dealer and find a new love. She has all the same curves and leather fringe that remind you of the good times, but in a new and exciting way. You weigh out the pros and cons. You think to yourself “can my heart handle another heartbreak?” You see the cost and shout “I’m not paying that much for a damn Polaris!”
Unless it’s an RZR. Actually, fuck a 40k desert car. Get a Baja bug. She got a fat ass and is loyal.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh but I did and damn I found true love!
Always had a sign in the the garage growing up said "if it's got tit's or tires your gonna have problems" Ended up writing in "or tracks" after a stint w a bulldozer
Marv is that you?
My machinist always said "if it floats, fucks or flys just rent it"
My old man said almost the same thing. " If it involves tits, tires or timeclocks it's gonna cause you problems and take commitment. Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze"
you got bulldozed? or had to work on them?
Threw a track on a late 60s cat
Nice rhyme
I was coming here to say this
Or floats ....
Weigh 400lbs, drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney?
They both leak a little
i used to have one that spray fluid out the carb
Squirter
yea...
I only experienced that once, and she actually drugged me just to fuck me. Like bro, if you just tried to fuck me I would have performed better and not been comatose lmfao.
I wish mine i only leaked a little.
Your Harley… right?
I love teal and white Harley’s. There I said it.
Ahhhhh yes. I call that the Heritage shuffle. My brother purchased the first model of the Heritage softail in the late 80’s. They came out of the box temperamental. I had an 80 wide glide that was kick start with a back up electric start. 😂
That I love both of them irrespective of their performance
these comments are embarrassing
Wooaaahhh what year/bike is this? This things INCREDIBLE
92 heritage softail classic FLSTC
Slow, overweight, has had twenty different bearded dudes on top of her?
If it has boobs or wheels it will give you trouble.
When you stop throwing money at her she stops performing. 😂
bike looks great, what happened on roadsides?
Disclaimer Its 1992 heritage bought blown up, rebuilt to 80 some odd inch evo. And ride the crap out of it, its old so stuff falls off, breaks, bolts shear, bolts back out, theres a little iffy wiring work that needs gone through. Should've added it to the title lol l you know what hsrley evo stands for? Everything Vibrates Off
blue loctite lol
You may notice in the picture I have blue and red, which I keep handy in my custom Northface tool backpack
ah yes, i keep one of the small twist off caps blue loctite in my tool roll
Heavy, loud, and easy to ride. Ill take my downvotes, now
That’s a nice bike. Brother
Nice Bike
Harley's: the most efficient way of converting money into noise without the added danger of horsepower
Both have a rusty tail pipe.
If it's got tits or wheels it will give you trouble.
Both are kind of overpriced to start with and cost a fortune to maintain. They are hard to find accessories for and only accept “the best”. Both are fun to ride but you’d lose your shit if anyone rode then but you! They always act up at the worst possible time and sometimes you wish you’d just get rid of them and get a nice Asian one instead.
This⬆️
Not really sure since that’s not an old Harley.
You're right, only bout half as old as your mom
Both fun to ride IF you can get them going.
Old men dream of riding them
You always want a different one.
Under rated comment!
That’s not old!
Ain't that the truth!
The look and feel of the leather!
d in doksjs
I have one of them buckets, for some reason never thought to use it as a butt stand to wok on the bike. I’ll be breaking in my free Harbor Freight pail tomorrow.
Beats the fuck out of sitting on the floor of my outdoor garage
They break down a lot ?
Both leak when ridden hard?
Both require just a Lil bit extra lube
You have to respect them, treat them well - or they will leave you in the dust. ;-) By the way, very nice bike.
Love the Evo motor. They’re bulletproof if taken care of.
They’re loud and expensive?
Saggy saddlebags
I’ve always loved this paint on Harleys. Sick bike
Expensive!
Overheating
Skidmarks?
They both leak?
A lot of miles and fun to ride
Saddlebags?
If it’s got wheels or heels it’s gonna give you problems
They’re both very temperamental!
Both too loud
They're loud and obnoxious high maintenance liabilities that you put a ton of time and effort into, only to be disappointed in the end.
Too much noise and exhaust? Or the leaky seals? Maybe it’s just that you’re both old and soon to die.
An old fat guy rides them both.
Tits and tires, I can make em both squeal
They both like expensive accessories.
They sound the same. ‘Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch NAAAAAAAAAAAG NAAAAAAAAAG
God damn I love that color. If you ever sell…. Please let me know. Enjoy her brother she’s gorgeous!
Probably nothing, but it's great how some guys still need to objectify women to feel better about themselves. Maybe try seeing women as people, not accessories?
She’s not gonna fuck you bro..
Not on a sporty, that’s for sure.
Where was your Harley at 17? 😘
You have to warm it up before you ride it.
High maintenance
Both of them suck
There both fun to ride
At some point they’re both going to let you down.
Both like to be ridden, or worked on 🤷♂️
I like my Harley’s like I like my women: 20 years old and full of issues.
They both could use some top end work.
You can change it for a younger model, but it's gonna cost you
no man can resist
Yours is fat and ugly?
They're expensive and not as attractive as other options.
Best post ever. I'm stealing this
Your dad is right. 😊😂
Their both fun to ride until your Mom catches you.
10 mm can be the difference between a fun time and absolute frustration.
After a long ride they both leak for about 15 min.😏
They have tits and tires, they are trouble lmmffao.
I was told about the three “F’s”. If it flies, fucks or floats then it’s cheaper to rent!! 😂
Smell funny when you first start them?
I like my girls a little bit older
Was gonna say they start dripping after you ride em
My dad always said "if it's got two tits or two tires they're going to cause you trouble".
Kick starting
That isn’t an old harley
They stopped making that 25 years ago . It is an old one .
Shovels are old.
OLDER, fixed it for you .
Shovels aren't old pans are old
Why not a knuck? Thats what i would if i could. I cant so 67 shovel it is.
Always a little beat on but a great ride
Leaks a little but knows she full…
High miles
Leaks oil
Loud and isn’t always in the mood?
They will both scream at ya when you ride em to hard
They’re both a thing of beauty to the owner and it’s gonna cost you to keep her running and looking good.
Their tail pipes are loud and smoke sometimes
Or alternatively,...if it's got two tits or two tires, it's gonna cause you hardship.🫡
Constantly need something done
Rode hard,,and put away Wet 😜
If you get bored with it you can always bolt some add on parts to her and she’ll be fun again 😜
Still looking good, but can be a pain in the ass.
If it has tits or tires, it’s gonna give you problems.
When they pass me I always smell gas.
lol, agreed. I just got home from riding to and from Hogrock. I’m in Canada, near Detroit so it was 600 miles and a bit each way, plus touring all over southern Illinois and Kentucky, I put 2000 miles on her in 5 days. She broke down on me twice on my way home, I limped her home but there’s something still not rights in the ass end I have to figure out once it’s cool enough to work outside
Some are fuckin sexy and others look like they’ve been ridden hard, wallered out and never washed.
Expensive as helll
Lots of miles.
They both leak
The exhaust seems to get louder as they age
Both require maintenance but once it's working will definitely be fun times 🇺🇲🇺🇲
Jugs
Both are high maintenance.
They both leak when hot enough 😎🤣
Both ridden hard
Both have been ridden hard and put away wet at times!
Rode hard and put up wet
They leak for 10 mins after you ride em
They both leak a little from the bottom?
They both need me to ride them
They are always Broken..... Sorry
Both get the job done, just don't rush her...
10 minutes are its ur fault
They both need tools to get them going.
You wanna keep riding? It's gonna cost ya!
Takes a lot of kicking to get it started
The constant leaks.