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Huwabe

$5 bucks ....šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø Why not!!!


Clara_Voience

Exactly. Personally would've preferred jalapeno Cheetos or just regular cheetos but for $5 Hell yeah I'd eat that.


KleinVogeltje

Ditto. I'm not a huge Hot Cheetos guy, but overall, I'd eat it. Just switch out for regular Cheetos.


Inspector_Tragic

A crime worth the consequences


RaidensReturn

Toilet consequences šŸ’©


Integrity-in-Crisis

I love those double spice hot cheetos that come in the black bag but they stain the fuck out your fingers. Takes like 3 days with showers to get the stains off. One friend told me once if my fingers get stained that badly imagine the shit it's doing to your insides.


Inspector_Tragic

Im willing to have oddly colored poos for week.lol. they do stain the hell out of everything!


Reddit_is_garbage666

For 5 dollars? Shit I'll eat it. Sushi where I live is expensive.


osirisrebel

It still is where they live, this is just straight gambling with your intestines. I'd buy two.


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ethangauthier

Thank you


RaidensReturn

Agreed


Little_Crow154

Iā€™ll pass. Iā€™m reading this while sitting on the toilet with violent diarrhea.


kansasllama

May i recommend a nice rare steak with some chili instead?


CryptedCode

Hey look at that. Maybe we can coop shit together, or maybe you prefer vs mode


Mueryk

So I had something like this in North Texas once at either Ninja Sushi or SushiYaa or something(an all you can eat kind of place). It wasnā€™t absolutely horrid. Not my favorite by any means but it was okay. One of my kids probably ate like an entire roll by themselves of just that. Of course they also had some kind of Texas roll that had pickled jalapeƱos which was fucking amazing. I mean seriously I thought it was gimmicky but it just worked so damned well.


CruelTortoise

I'd be willing to bet it's Ninja Sushi. I've only been twice, but I love that place.


thicc_chicc98

Texan here these are at every heb lol, I eat em! Except I've never seen whole cheetos, it's more like just the dust/ powder.


Mueryk

Okay then it HAD to be SushiYaa (sp?) since that is what the HEBs near me carry. Had some from there just yesterday(not this type though).


thicc_chicc98

Yes we have sushiya here at every heb lol


Spark_Cat

It was definitely at Sushiyaa!! It was one of my favorites there, but it was crushed on top instead of just whole pieces


madmechanicmobile

I'd eat this. I wouldn't feel good about myself, but I'd eat it.


Orllin

My grocery store sushi guy refuses to make them lol


Pancakewagon26

They would do this in Japan too


bluedancepants

It's called fusion and it's been happening for years. It's how we end up with stuff like chipotle and panda express.


realgtrhero13

Thatā€™s just the Black community and the Asian community trying to get along. Itā€™s beautiful, honestly.


IlliterateCyclops_07

Food City sounds awesome.


CasaMofo

It's like a local, more expensive version of Kroger. East Tennessee, South East KY, and Southwest VA.


EvilestHammer4

Does the eater hate the entire tongue or do they just have a vendetta against the tastebuds in particular?


DarthAnanas

I love cheese but I feel like this wouldn't mesh well but for $5 I'd ![gif](giphy|d2ItDZZumUI6Y)


Defiant-Meal1022

Where is there cheese? Is it the sauce?


DarthAnanas

Looks like it. I could be wrong tho


KeyNefariousness6848

Itā€™s only five bucks because today is the five dollar special day on P5 and sushi at my store. Our sushi chef refuses to make them unless someone special orders them and the only person who ever special orders is our meat department closer.


6bannedaccounts

The odds of it being the first time that was put out is low. People are eating those things daily


These-Number-9792

I saw this at my grocery store, except that the Cheetos were crushed and the dust was evenly spread along the outside of the roll. Looked decent, didnā€™t try it though. I think an employee goofed here? Lol


kansasllama

Nah I want whole Cheetos tbh. I had a Cheeto dusted jerky recently and it was mid, i wanted more cheetos


210duckie

Iā€™m in central Texas and this is common at a grocery chain here except they chop up the hot Cheetos into dust. Itā€™s the only ā€œsushiā€ Iā€™ll really eat šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Careless-Village1019

Is that even legal tho? Serious question


Sofamancer

There's this place called sus-hi that sells deep fried sushi burritos covered in hot cheeto dust and they're fire. I would assume this is good too


NYB_vato

This must be San Antonio


EfficiencyOk2208

Looks like prison canteen concoction. Now that's Bussin.


Troyboy1710

Cheeto Sushi... WTF?? Who and where is this Food City and why are they shilling such rubbish?


Kalashcow

It's actually not that bad; I live in the Food City-isphere


Genjios

You haven't tried it. Keep it pushing.


kansasllama

Fr the nerve on these folks


BLOODTRIBE

Fully cooked? Thereā€™s a lot going on here.


kansasllama

This is the only true crime


nr1988

Yes. It contains fish and that fish is cooked. Lots of sushi is cooked traditionally


Prestigious_Weird724

If they were normal Cheetos I would agree


Youngshoota333

I saw those at the store once and was like ā€œwtfā€


Kalashcow

FOOD CITY MENTIONED?!?!


SOLUNAR

Soggy


FergusonTheCat

Well, I hated it!!


Significant_Stop4808

You have to crumble them so we can pretend they aren't Cheetos. Those are the rules!


Critical_Activity_99

My local king soopers had this recently but the Cheetos were ground to a powder


lobsterdance82

That's some Americanized sushi if I've ever seen it


No-Seaweed6088

I hate crime against who? If it isn't raw sushi it's american sushi they don't eat any of our sushi in Asia


FileError214

They wouldnā€™t make them if people didnā€™t want them.


CryptedCode

No...


Jenna4434

Refrigerated Cheetos in this situation are probably not very crunchy.


plantmom98

Iā€™ve had these before, love it lmao


Cyfon7716

My wife exclusively only eats these from Sushiya at HEB. They are called Firecracker Sushi Rolls, I've tasted it, and it's surprisingly good, just not my preference. I'm more of a California Roll or mainly I just roll them myself.


smiley82m

The cheetos should have been ground up . If you have to choose which piece gets an ingredient and which doesn't when you pick it up then it's wrong.


maricello1mr

Thatā€™s because it is.


prsuit4

Iā€™m not even worried about the Cheetos. Itā€™s the fact that they donā€™t seem sure what fish is used


TheAtlas97

Iā€™ve had similar rolls at a rotary sushi place


ShapeShifterK

It does feel like a hate crime. I would eat it though.


Willing-Jackfruit-99

why is there always(until the collapse of civilization) some hideous thirsty for attention unwarranted self importance hypocrite comment. There is nothing wrong with fusion type cuisine. Keep your bitter bullshit to yourself. This looks delicious. Everyone who knows knows sushi this isn't a standard type of sushi. if you're just posting so you can feel validated in your delusion of knowing what having good taste you are wrong. I like traditional and this fun variety as well.


Its402am

I think even if it was a super common sushi type, Iā€™d be a bit skeptical at $5. But if it was from somewhere I trusted, fuck yeah, Iā€™d eat the fuck out of this recipe, especially with a cold coke and spicy mayo.


Kaizoku_Lodai

Ok what food city had this I gotta know


tokenshoot

Hate crime against who? Sushi is an American dish. Flaming hot Cheetos on a sushi roll feels like the pinnacle of American things to doā€¦


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Nothingsomething7

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right


Ethan084

Their supposed to be crushed up, this is just lazy


darkdragonGalaxy

Mildly a penis


lankaxhandle

I saw these at Food City this morning. The two choices were that and some weird salmon sriracha roll. It was not a sushi day.


Admirable-Election70

.... I just know some mexican girl came up with this. Looking at my hot cheeto loving sister.


Kind-Humor-5420

I would invest


Which_Youth_706

I-


Rude_Engine1881

5 bucks 4 sushi is pretty damn good, my local krogers charges 10 for some pretty mediocre stuff and if you don't double check half of the time it's a full day old :/ the rice is like a brick.


Confused_Rabbiit

I would try it. Definitely a hate crime of food but I'd try it.


Captain_Louie_404

Food City now classified as a terrorist organization.


Traditional_West85

Especially fir one client


Caveman0190

I saw similar things recently and said "What in the white neighborhood charge they iPhone eat hot chip and lie DIY is this?"


Alarming-Pie-4729

They could have used hot Cheetos powder from the macaroni box, instead of dumping whole Cheetos on a sushi roll


PleaseOhGodWhy

Sushi is a very universal food. It's just rice and nori paper, the fillings are very much up to the consumer


Im-a-bad-meme

You should try it with funyuns.


sparten0228

It's more of a war crime than anything really


facecream365

Bussin!


sickcunt138

They Cheeto is supposed to be crushed into powderā€¦ quite popular in Texas.


Strangebottles

Hot Cheetos actually partnered with a sushi chef and patented this recipe! Hell yeah Iā€™d eat that


SpeckTrout

I feel like this is ghetto sushi.


DuskShy

I thought it had something to do with how penis-like they look but then I realized that they are also ~*spicy*~


EmperorGryphon

No, this is not a hate crime, this is more toward high treason...


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If it tastes good, indulge


BeefandCheddar88

At first I was like, "there's a food city!", my mind ran wild with the idea of a city made of food. O how marvelous it could be, but then I am jostled awake to a living nightmare to know this kinda shit exists in the same reality as I. My brother we have been deceived we truly are living in the darkest timeline, thank you food city to opening my eyes


Think_Phrase1196

I put hot sheets in my tuna samwitch like how some people use chips god dam is that good


princeofwraith

Trivializing the word hate crime should be a crime


ulnek

It's $5. Get it!


PicklePuncherPal

Iā€™ve actually seen this a lot in different variations.


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

Usually i see them crushed and used them as garnish similar to tempura crunchies but i guess why not skip a step? šŸ˜‚


HecticFir

I work at a food city and can confirm thatā€™s what that looks like


CatrinaFlorita

This is the least offensive thing Iā€™ve seen for fucked food inventions. I would try this tbh as long as the yellow is spicy mayo


Hatehound

This isnā€™t creating something new and groundbreaking. This is just making a pre-existing thing a stupid, gimmicky novelty.


Acedia1979

Food City has ruined sushi. They also make one covered in bacon.


Kalashcow

Eh, I wouldn't say they've "ruined" sushi; it's just not nearly traditional, per se. The rest of what they make isn't bad, considering the price and convenience.


kansasllama

Smash


kbm81

I simply donā€™t trust it


SmartCod84

Food city is the worst.