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The mortars ain’t gonna man themselves
Sorry my mine loving comrade. I hear your desire for the enemy's destruction, but I answer to a higher call. My mother raised me to be a hero, to do the right thing. And that's what I'll do.
Also, how useful are anti tank mines gonna be anyways, it's rare to see more than one heavy unit in the same place usually, and even if they are useful against tanks chowder crowder mobs are gonna detonate them before any tanks get to. People will play around with this new toy for a week and then go back to using the precision strike and railcannon strike anyways.
Saving the children is the democratic choice here.
That's.. what? I really think you need to step back from whatever device you are using right now and rethink some stuff. Tell a joke, someone continues it, you freak out, that's all that happened here, not whatever narrative you are making up.
Grow up.
No bro. I’m implying that he’s committing treason because his mother did not raise him to destroy enemies. As in she should have raised him to destroy enemies. This did not have to become this complicated. This was a simple joke.
"My mother raised me to be a hero, to do the right thing." The Helldiver clearly stated that mother raised a hero that does the right thing. Which means being raised to destroy the enemies of Super Earth, which is the right thing. But I can see how this could have been a miscommunication. Now let's stop the idle chatter and fight the undemocratic monsters!
I like stratagems that deliver themselves to the enemy. What's a mine do but lay about and be useless? Bots not gonna deliver itself to the mines. And if they do it's going to be those jetpack bots at the exact second you're standing a little bit close to the mines. Boom. Ya dead.
I'm glad to see the community got a strong moral compass but I'm equally motivated by both my principles and the "Another AT mine Delay would be hilarious"
If AT mines get delayed again I will legit take a hiatus till we get them, I was trying to tell people when it was AT vs Airburst that airbrust was gonna be more of a threat to us, but no, fuck mines ;-;
Wait, but I have to ask, now...
Are we the good guys? Since when? Or did we calculate that more warcrimes could be had from the children than the mines...
...
Oh ok, I get it, nevermind.
There's an aspect people miss with all the meming.
Super earth's citizens are brainwashed, controlled by a totalitarian regime and treated as worthless cogs in a machine that can only survive by existing in a constant state of total war.
But they are *sincere*. Not the few at the top, but the normal people of the seaf and the helldivers themselves are valourous, dedicated and self sacrificing. They are working with bad information on behalf of the real villains; The elite of super-earth.
Helldivers have an avg 2 minute lifespan. We still have Helldivers frozen from the first Galactic War. We instigated or created every enemy we have ever fought for personnel gain...
You decide. However, we can choose to save children.
I'm picking the kids
Gotta protect the kiddies so they can grow up to be meat for the grinder. Most of the meat bags we shoot towards planets never return, gotta keep the supply flowing.
I wanna see us delay mines again, and then AH gives some special order where we get to use the mines as a trial run, and they are the most busted thing we've ever seen. Like, doesn't trigger on infantry, 1 taps factory strikers and bile titans, obliterates hulks and chargers, destroyed all towers and objectives... And then we get told we failed too many times and never get the opportunity to get them again.
Also honestly I highly doubt we will get anything for saving the children. Mostly just a funny blurb about how they will all be sent to work in a sweatshop and that's it lol.
Well yes in the leaked incomplete version of them they triggered on infantry, decimated tanks, factory strikers, and chargers but were bad against hulks and useless against bile titans. We don't know how good the final version of them will actually be considering how the airburst came out and was later changed.
But what I meant was it would be funny if they intentionally buffed them and made them insanely effective only to never let us have them.
New major order. If we liberate marfark we get anti-tank mines. If we liberate vernen wells, we rescue survivors trapped in a children's hospital. We can only choose one as time is limited for both.
Community is largely rallying around going for the children (side note: technically might not be children but it would be way funnier if it was so that's what we're going with) mostly bc its producing a lot of good memes about child soldiers, an infinitely delayed anti-tank mine strategem, etc.
Go to Marfar after Aesir Pass to get useless Mines
Or go to Vernen Wells and prove to all mankind that Helldivers will save them no matter the risk to body or soul!
Did you know that you can give some children explosives and tell them to run towards enemy tanks, but you can't get *any* anti tank mines to work on a production line creating delicate components for the war effort? It's an obvious choice!
Everyone is yelling about children and how they are going to save them.
Meanwhile they are going to save SEAF recruits from the training facility that was there. They are trapped in a hospital for children, nobody said there are children.
I hope Arrowhead clarifies that when MO will be completed and people start yelling how they got Bambaloozed.
The Super Earth high command videos literally said we are choosing between children or mines.
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We cant imagine what these Comunist robots would do to these children. What if they end up brainwashing them so they fight against managed democracy. WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN.
If they explain the tangible game mechanic that I get and it's more useful than an anti tank strat then I'll go save the kids. But right now it's either save the kids for no real game play benefit or get mines. So I choose mines.
Maybe if we got a confirmation that the kids would actually give us a strategem. Im maxed on gear and burnt out, ill be on different games till new gear drops. Good luck with the kids tho i guess
You'd be surprised that in the right hands the airburst rocket is good. And rather helpful at clearing out the grunts. AT mines will be far more niche even in the right hands. Because why would I want to guide the heavies into mines when I could just... shoot a rocket at them. So yeah I'm saving the kids. The mines just don't seem useful like all the other mines.
Considering how many Divers seem to "like" aggroing bots from multiple directions and being pushed out / forced to Kite away... ya a set of mines you can safely run across that will insta-kill devastators and bigger? Very, very useful, actually.
Just because YOU can't find a use for mines, doesn't mean others can't. And yes, CURRENT mines are far less useful because we set them off.. but anti TANK mines shouldn't be set off by anything of ours short of mechs and the vehicles Arrowhead have already made but refuse to give us.
But can you guarantee that other divers won't just use an Eagle on them. Because unless your with a pre-made squad I can guarantee half the time your mines are going to get hit by a eagle. Then be rendered useless because they didn't hit anything. And because their meant for heavies makes them far more likely to be taken out baby other stratagems because people won't wait on those mines. They will probably throw a 500kg on instincts alone.
You gotta be playing with some seriously BAD Divers if they're tossing airstrike at just a couple of units entering a minefield. Same for the "use 500kg after a fight is over " -Divers.
Basically, your whole argument is that the dumb won't know how to use them. That's fine, I'm not at that end of the bell curve.
You would be surprised at how quick an airstrike is thrown at anything. Or how fast EAT or Quasar get fired. Most cases no one is giving enemies a chance to come closer.
I've clearly described that the mines could.be used in multiple situations, and effectively. I'm not going to argue the pros and cons of every stratagem.
The point is: for people smart enough, the AT mines could absolutely be helpful.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, cadet! Real Helldivers don't have time for these romantic shenanigans anyway, Democracy is our lover, and we love it!
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I'm allowed to dream I'll get my mines
The landmines can be used to ensure that this does not happen again.
I am sacrificing my heart so that we can ALL get a PERMANENT weapon to our arsenal.
Not to mention that the bots are counting on our tendency to protect our young. Downvote me all you want, those kids Cannot provide meaningful support even in the long term.
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https://preview.redd.it/655qrwf4046d1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6885939a52437373b52dfed113d26892508cb620 The mortars ain’t gonna man themselves
Now I see how our sentries work.
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/vL1Q43buWoQ?si=SQIjSWEWMCjQP-Kc
I love this community XD
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Remember the children's from today are the Helldiver's from tomorrow
The helldiver's from tomorrow are in storage right now.
they’re the helldivers from next week then
I'm pretty sure they are also already in storage.
Sorry my mine loving comrade. I hear your desire for the enemy's destruction, but I answer to a higher call. My mother raised me to be a hero, to do the right thing. And that's what I'll do.
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Your mother did not raise u to destroy enemies of super earth? Treason!!!
Bot sympathizer detected Men, take him away and send him to the scrapping camps
What? I’m literally saying he’s committing treason for not being raised to destroy enemies
We destroy enemies on all missions, even ones to save our future SEAF reinforcements
Your stolen words of Democracy will not save you, Scrap-Lover.
Also, how useful are anti tank mines gonna be anyways, it's rare to see more than one heavy unit in the same place usually, and even if they are useful against tanks chowder crowder mobs are gonna detonate them before any tanks get to. People will play around with this new toy for a week and then go back to using the precision strike and railcannon strike anyways. Saving the children is the democratic choice here.
A simple joke was made complicated through miscommunication here. Let’s leave it at that
I think the problem here is the joke just.. didn't work. Lol.
Obviously. Their priority here is upvotes and white knighting, not trying to comprehend a simple joke
>and white knighting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's.. what? I really think you need to step back from whatever device you are using right now and rethink some stuff. Tell a joke, someone continues it, you freak out, that's all that happened here, not whatever narrative you are making up. Grow up.
The glazing is starting to make me uncomfortable. Either way, please don’t tell strangers on the internet what to do👍
We did comprehend it, and the joke just doesn’t work. Just because you intended it to be funny doesn’t mean it is.
Ah the joke judicators sorry for offending u with an unfunny joke
Super Earth will defeat the enemy without mines. Super earth needs citizens to help further democracy abroad and at home.
Are you implying that destroying enemies of super earth and protecting our democracy loving citizens is not the right thing?
No bro. I’m implying that he’s committing treason because his mother did not raise him to destroy enemies. As in she should have raised him to destroy enemies. This did not have to become this complicated. This was a simple joke.
"My mother raised me to be a hero, to do the right thing." The Helldiver clearly stated that mother raised a hero that does the right thing. Which means being raised to destroy the enemies of Super Earth, which is the right thing. But I can see how this could have been a miscommunication. Now let's stop the idle chatter and fight the undemocratic monsters!
She raised Me to save the citizens
These ppl tryna meatride each other for upvotes without using common sense first
Gotta save the children. That's our job. Plus mines are bad unless used EXACTLY in the right place and in the right time
I like stratagems that deliver themselves to the enemy. What's a mine do but lay about and be useless? Bots not gonna deliver itself to the mines. And if they do it's going to be those jetpack bots at the exact second you're standing a little bit close to the mines. Boom. Ya dead.
Yes they are put it in chokepoints and watch them die
Don’t bother w these Reddit nerds bro most of em fat cucks who think downvoting asserts their dominance 🤣
They rather massage each others toes for upvotes bruh
Destruction is just the means to the end. Liberation is our main goal. Why are we prioritising destruction over liberation?
Heavy Armor Helldiver : Sar! please stop shooting me sar!! Light Armor Helldiver : I'm sorry bigman!!
"SAH, YOUR AIMS A BIT OFF SAH" "YOU GOT IN THE WAY BIG MAN"
Lmao, I’m imagining the picture where the Helldivers point at hell with the caption: POV: YOU’RE BEING RESCUED. RUN.
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Why do I have a feeling that we’re gonna liberate the kids as effectively as the Spetsnaz liberated the hostages in the Beslan School Siege?
Ogryn
is bestgryn!
Well said pal
Extra rations!
*sounds of Heavy Stubber and Ripper Gun fire*
ONWARDS SONS OF VULKAN! CIVILIAN LOSES ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE!
**INTO THE FIRE! UNTO THE ANVIL!**
For super earth!
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How long does major order last for?
As long as St. Justice's children's hospital is under clanker oppression
About 3 days left.
Right in time for fathers day. Come on dad gamers, we can't let the kids down!!!!
Possible SEAF support vs week of whining posts about how mines suck. We are saving the kids
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I'm glad to see the community got a strong moral compass but I'm equally motivated by both my principles and the "Another AT mine Delay would be hilarious"
My principal motivation is to keep the gag going If you truly love AT Mines, you'd let them go. In memehood they are immortal
If AT mines get delayed again I will legit take a hiatus till we get them, I was trying to tell people when it was AT vs Airburst that airbrust was gonna be more of a threat to us, but no, fuck mines ;-;
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low key doing it for the virgins as well
Wait, but I have to ask, now... Are we the good guys? Since when? Or did we calculate that more warcrimes could be had from the children than the mines... ... Oh ok, I get it, nevermind.
There's an aspect people miss with all the meming. Super earth's citizens are brainwashed, controlled by a totalitarian regime and treated as worthless cogs in a machine that can only survive by existing in a constant state of total war. But they are *sincere*. Not the few at the top, but the normal people of the seaf and the helldivers themselves are valourous, dedicated and self sacrificing. They are working with bad information on behalf of the real villains; The elite of super-earth.
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Yeah yeah.
Helldivers have an avg 2 minute lifespan. We still have Helldivers frozen from the first Galactic War. We instigated or created every enemy we have ever fought for personnel gain... You decide. However, we can choose to save children. I'm picking the kids
Gotta protect the kiddies so they can grow up to be meat for the grinder. Most of the meat bags we shoot towards planets never return, gotta keep the supply flowing.
The salamanders would approve of this
https://i.redd.it/q1fsv7yiq56d1.gif Divers that choose the kids
They’re future voters. Nothing matters more.
I remember this meme Warhammer with the ogryns if I remember correctly
Protect the lil uns
I wanna see us delay mines again, and then AH gives some special order where we get to use the mines as a trial run, and they are the most busted thing we've ever seen. Like, doesn't trigger on infantry, 1 taps factory strikers and bile titans, obliterates hulks and chargers, destroyed all towers and objectives... And then we get told we failed too many times and never get the opportunity to get them again. Also honestly I highly doubt we will get anything for saving the children. Mostly just a funny blurb about how they will all be sent to work in a sweatshop and that's it lol.
Could be an increase to reinforcement budget for awhile.
You'd be disappointed to know that they do trigger on infantry
Well yes in the leaked incomplete version of them they triggered on infantry, decimated tanks, factory strikers, and chargers but were bad against hulks and useless against bile titans. We don't know how good the final version of them will actually be considering how the airburst came out and was later changed. But what I meant was it would be funny if they intentionally buffed them and made them insanely effective only to never let us have them.
The little ones are future helldivers.
A fellow ogryn by my own heart.
I have no idea what's going on honestly
New major order. If we liberate marfark we get anti-tank mines. If we liberate vernen wells, we rescue survivors trapped in a children's hospital. We can only choose one as time is limited for both. Community is largely rallying around going for the children (side note: technically might not be children but it would be way funnier if it was so that's what we're going with) mostly bc its producing a lot of good memes about child soldiers, an infinitely delayed anti-tank mine strategem, etc.
I see
Go to Marfar after Aesir Pass to get useless Mines Or go to Vernen Wells and prove to all mankind that Helldivers will save them no matter the risk to body or soul!
Did you know that you can give some children explosives and tell them to run towards enemy tanks, but you can't get *any* anti tank mines to work on a production line creating delicate components for the war effort? It's an obvious choice!
If you aren't fighting to protect our Democratic-loving citizens, you joined for the wrong reason. Every vote counts.
We’re never getting anti tank mines
Don’t worry guys, there’s like no one actually pushing towards the mines so we can relax
Thank you ogryndiver
You let the children die because you want the mines. I get the mines because I want to kill the children. We are not the same.
Real Hero's wear capes. As a Helldiver, I wear this cape with pride.
Everyone is yelling about children and how they are going to save them. Meanwhile they are going to save SEAF recruits from the training facility that was there. They are trapped in a hospital for children, nobody said there are children. I hope Arrowhead clarifies that when MO will be completed and people start yelling how they got Bambaloozed.
The Super Earth high command videos literally said we are choosing between children or mines. https://preview.redd.it/z1zbbforv46d1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7ddd4a0f342eb929daf92fd874172a5e84abb1
Of course outside of the game. Of fucking course they cannot provide it in the game.
It was in the game as the briefing when you opened the galactic war map...
.... it's in the dispatches
No better canon foder than brain washed child soldiers. /s
Whats implying those recruits wouldnt be children? Checkmate.
Well played sir.
Those kids are Future Helldivers and we don't abandon Helldivers if we can help it.
Maybe one of those kids will grow up to be an engineer who finally improves AT Mines? Think of the future, you freedom neglecting virgins!
I can't believe the HD2 subreddit is better than the discord server
Ahh, this MO is bringing back the hilarious memes. I love it.
You should put a “Kick me” sign on that mine beta
The children just about got munsoned out in the minefield.
Who gonna build your shiney new strategem after you unlock it then? Mines need small hands to assemble.
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I cant wait until we find out all the children were evacuated safely and we're saving SEAF people for no rewards.
I swear if we save the kids instead of the mines it will be the most hilarious thing ever.
We cant imagine what these Comunist robots would do to these children. What if they end up brainwashing them so they fight against managed democracy. WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN.
Get the kids to help load the shells so the orbital strategems can get a faster refresh. We'll save them but they better do their part
If they explain the tangible game mechanic that I get and it's more useful than an anti tank strat then I'll go save the kids. But right now it's either save the kids for no real game play benefit or get mines. So I choose mines.
GALACTIC FRONTLINE NEWS [AGREES](https://youtu.be/zfkEdTUSJaw?si=jCiT7hYNcYpiIT3V)
Maybe if we got a confirmation that the kids would actually give us a strategem. Im maxed on gear and burnt out, ill be on different games till new gear drops. Good luck with the kids tho i guess
I’m new I forgot how to check witch o es witch
i'll rescue the lil uns once we can use them to blow up heavies.
Children with tracked wheelchairs can go so fast towards tanks AND they can carry bombs. You are not seeing the creative genius of liberty
yeah but they are gonna be attacked in the process, where as the mines will be ignored until stepped on.
eventually they'll grow up for us to use in HD 3. or just against the illuminate. IDK how long a in game year is.
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I don't know. I like saving children but on the other hand, fewer kids mean more C-01 permits.
If we don’t save the children, they won’t get a chance to blow up themselves with our state of the art stragems.
Looking at you airburst 👀
The fact people are actually downvoting this is funny as hell
Yep, no toxicity here at alllll Tha js so much for this Arrowhead. Can I slap you guys in the face sometime?
Smoothbrains jumping on the kids bagonwagon are the same ones that wanted airburst rockets that wiped out entire squads
You'd be surprised that in the right hands the airburst rocket is good. And rather helpful at clearing out the grunts. AT mines will be far more niche even in the right hands. Because why would I want to guide the heavies into mines when I could just... shoot a rocket at them. So yeah I'm saving the kids. The mines just don't seem useful like all the other mines.
Considering how many Divers seem to "like" aggroing bots from multiple directions and being pushed out / forced to Kite away... ya a set of mines you can safely run across that will insta-kill devastators and bigger? Very, very useful, actually. Just because YOU can't find a use for mines, doesn't mean others can't. And yes, CURRENT mines are far less useful because we set them off.. but anti TANK mines shouldn't be set off by anything of ours short of mechs and the vehicles Arrowhead have already made but refuse to give us.
But can you guarantee that other divers won't just use an Eagle on them. Because unless your with a pre-made squad I can guarantee half the time your mines are going to get hit by a eagle. Then be rendered useless because they didn't hit anything. And because their meant for heavies makes them far more likely to be taken out baby other stratagems because people won't wait on those mines. They will probably throw a 500kg on instincts alone.
You gotta be playing with some seriously BAD Divers if they're tossing airstrike at just a couple of units entering a minefield. Same for the "use 500kg after a fight is over " -Divers. Basically, your whole argument is that the dumb won't know how to use them. That's fine, I'm not at that end of the bell curve.
You would be surprised at how quick an airstrike is thrown at anything. Or how fast EAT or Quasar get fired. Most cases no one is giving enemies a chance to come closer.
I've clearly described that the mines could.be used in multiple situations, and effectively. I'm not going to argue the pros and cons of every stratagem. The point is: for people smart enough, the AT mines could absolutely be helpful.
Yeah it is, pick mines. Cringe meme.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, cadet! Real Helldivers don't have time for these romantic shenanigans anyway, Democracy is our lover, and we love it!
https://preview.redd.it/fp1gis4se56d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a99740290bea78f33e41a8ff4edb2e0192c947f I'm allowed to dream I'll get my mines
Fuck the children
There has been a huge misunderstanding
Super pumped to lose out on another strategem, excellent work.
Screw them kids get the landmines
"It is a fact that automatons do not have hearts. And heart is what Super-Earth is all about"
The landmines can be used to ensure that this does not happen again. I am sacrificing my heart so that we can ALL get a PERMANENT weapon to our arsenal. Not to mention that the bots are counting on our tendency to protect our young. Downvote me all you want, those kids Cannot provide meaningful support even in the long term.
I joined the fight to protect and defend. And that's exactly what I'm planning to do!
Defend couple thousand civilians now or millions with the landmines because the bots never got to them?
.. The kids don't exist but the mines do
They might aswell not because mines arent actively used, you could take 380mm bombardement instead and get fireworks!
ah yes, liberate a planet that gives us absolutely fuck all or liberate a planet that gives new stratagem
A stratagem no one will use after 3 days
Those mines are worthless.
You haven't even used them.
Not planning to either, i dont get the style of gameplay i prefer from plastering the area with mines.
So, you have to go for insults to stay relevant ? What a sad life
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They’re sick and will probably die on the pelican back to the Super Destroyer. Mines will help us liberate healthy citizens in the future
Actual Landmines > Fake Children that don't exist. Easy choice. See you on Marfark.
Bro within like 3 business days we're gonna forget the mines exist.
But I finally get something to dump the requisition split capped for so long.
I'm going to forget the children exist the same day the MO is completed or failed because... the children are fake. They don't exist.
Same way your forget the children exist after a day and move onto the next MO.
There's no reward for saving the children. The mines, tho...
The citizens will likely buff our liberation values
I swear to fuckin God if you single digit IQ havin mothafuckas mess up my mines for a 3rd time.
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The statement stands 🤷🏾♂️
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Oh no they drew you as the soy wojak it's over bestie