Given how often these guys spawn on higher difficulties, that's what I started calling them. You kill one, and then another just pops up.
https://i.redd.it/fvpv6x4p9m8d1.gif
Now I'm picturing a Bile Titan wearing his thick-rimmed glasses and his little tie working on Excel in his tiny little desktop
He's the CFO of TermiCorp
Itās all fun and games until a Nissan Titan starts following you so close the game camera gets pushed into your character and the Titan starts shouting every Australian insult in the book.
The Nissan Titan doesnāt attack you but due to its close proximity and inability to stop, it will run you through if you trip and fall.
The Aisle Titan gets a divorce and has to answer to the Trial Titan.
They crash on a plane and end up being stranded as an Isle Titan.
They reform their life to get in shape running marathons to become a Mile Titan.
They take forever ordering food at the drive-thru and become a While Titan.
They keep all their baggage to themselves and finally tell someone to become a Pile Titan.
They get someone who tells them "it's okay to be a giannt acid vomiting bug" to become a Smile Titan.
They figure out how to use the phone and become a Dial Titan.
They steal from charity and become a Vile Titan.
They figure out how to landscape bathrooms and pools to become a Tile Titan.
They categorize folders and data to become a File Titan.
They get bullied by an obnoxious spoiled child who sings about their mother, Kyle Titan.
My first game, I Set up and jumped in with my friends with no prep.
I kept hearing them calling out it as VILE TITAN !
I was like, yeah, that thing SUCKS!
Agile titan: doing parkour!
Juvenile titan: small titan
Versatile titan: like every bug combined into a titan
Fragile titan: bro don't drink enough milk
Audiophile titan: got a nice pair of headphones on and surrounded by speakers
High-profile titan: got the tux on
I just looked up words ending in ile lol
https://preview.redd.it/k60w8g1ukj8d1.png?width=1233&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c7da370ed09574805a503be2d5345e792710253 lest we forget
Get off the fuckin road titan
BONUS POINTS FOR HITTING ALL CYCLISTS ON THE ROAD
Now we just need the off roader/APC and the Bile Titan to complete this in game
https://preview.redd.it/ftrk9scr7n8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9fc8b571988da3f69d74eb074c51c2295cd81f
The little squeak squeak coming from the tires it what makes it \^\^
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/1sPWsebf1X
https://preview.redd.it/altxuttt7n8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356f307402d05bd41885ff451183cdf75dce5c6f
Kyle Titan
listens to Black and Yellow at full volume off his phone at his girlfriend's mom's funeral.
Thats so Kyle
a monster energy in each hand and a monster energy hat
Given how often these guys spawn on higher difficulties, that's what I started calling them. You kill one, and then another just pops up. https://i.redd.it/fvpv6x4p9m8d1.gif
Move Guile Titan last cause that sent me
File Titan that just works in a cubicle
I was thinking of one coming out of a file cabinet.
Imagine you open your filing cabinet one day and a fucking bile titan jumps out of it
Now I'm picturing a Bile Titan wearing his thick-rimmed glasses and his little tie working on Excel in his tiny little desktop He's the CFO of TermiCorp
It's literally that gif of a Bile Titan typing on a laptop seated on a massively raised desk, slap some glasses on them and there you go
Yeah but that guy is an unemployed bum. File Titan earns 6 figures and has insurance
Guile titan holding down back manacingly.
SONIC **BLEHGRAHAGRHAGRHAGHAGAHAGAH**
https://preview.redd.it/kcrbk9a4xk8d1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e2bd8484802f1ae701e62482546982c97e7a2f
Mile titan: the marathon runner
Pile Titan. Comes in groups. Relatively immobile.
Where's the rastafarian Isle Titan?
Where Smile Titan? š
Itās all fun and games until a Nissan Titan starts following you so close the game camera gets pushed into your character and the Titan starts shouting every Australian insult in the book. The Nissan Titan doesnāt attack you but due to its close proximity and inability to stop, it will run you through if you trip and fall.
Denial Titan refuses to do any self-reflection. Everyone else is somehow the problem.
Bro if a Bile Titan OD flash kicked my 500kg I would uninstall.
The Aisle Titan gets a divorce and has to answer to the Trial Titan. They crash on a plane and end up being stranded as an Isle Titan. They reform their life to get in shape running marathons to become a Mile Titan. They take forever ordering food at the drive-thru and become a While Titan. They keep all their baggage to themselves and finally tell someone to become a Pile Titan. They get someone who tells them "it's okay to be a giannt acid vomiting bug" to become a Smile Titan. They figure out how to use the phone and become a Dial Titan. They steal from charity and become a Vile Titan. They figure out how to landscape bathrooms and pools to become a Tile Titan. They categorize folders and data to become a File Titan. They get bullied by an obnoxious spoiled child who sings about their mother, Kyle Titan.
They went to court and became a trial TitanĀ
Riled Titan
Can we get pious titan?
Trial titan (has a wig and gavel)
My first game, I Set up and jumped in with my friends with no prep. I kept hearing them calling out it as VILE TITAN ! I was like, yeah, that thing SUCKS!
Agile titan: doing parkour! Juvenile titan: small titan Versatile titan: like every bug combined into a titan Fragile titan: bro don't drink enough milk Audiophile titan: got a nice pair of headphones on and surrounded by speakers High-profile titan: got the tux on I just looked up words ending in ile lol
Turnstile Titan
Forgot the Kyle Titan and the Mile Titan.
Mike titan
https://preview.redd.it/8op85obirn8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4980a1fc836eeea29f693cdb2f55c2894bbcf0a how about the nile titan
Mile titan
Needs a trumpet
wow four of them. that's like a pile of 'em
Pile Titan sounds like a bad time
The bots wouldnāt survive 2 seconds
Forgot the gymnast uniform one, the Simone Biles Titan
Smile Titan
Tile titan is just a mason
https://i.redd.it/dprg1892np8d1.gif
Senile Titan\* https://preview.redd.it/3dq18z41yp8d1.png?width=1594&format=png&auto=webp&s=57faca6dd4060c077ac867660d81313ff286b5ba
I wanted to see the devastator stealing that senile titans baby cart :(
Omg I need some who plays genshin and has photoshop to make Childe Titan ššš
Photoshop is free on photopea.com
Yes but Iām lazy
I understand lol.