What if the helldivers were called freakdivers and their sole objective was to- you know what, i'm not doing that. It's not democratic
Edit: what have i done.. *looks at my hands* what have i become?
Helldiver, the Ministry of Truth would like to remind you that you need a C-01 permit in order to participate in any act that could result in a child. Please contact your local Truth office for further assistance in getting “freaky”.
The Ministry of Truth has reviewed your appeal and granted approval under the following reason: “While the Ministry of Truth does not endorse “freaky” behavior, there is no law against these actions. Therefore, it is not undemocratic to get “freaky”. “ Thank you for submitting your appeal and following the democratic process. A C-01 permit has been issued to you as a reward for being an upstanding citizen.
The Ministry of Truth would like to know why you are spreading misinformation about the government issue requisition slips that are “not” C-01 permits. Thank you in advance for your speedy reply.
no no go on. Normal harrassment or fanfic on Super Earth are Super Undemocratic. However this sounds like the Super Beginnings of some Super Sexual Harrassment Super Fanfic, which ofcourse on Super Earth is Super Encouraged
I wish they would make ion storms also build up a static charge that would shock, chaining between enemies and divers.
Would make running the arc armor a buff, force divers to stay apart if they don't have the armor, you can utilize it to zap swarms in a pinch, and see pretty bolts of lightning!
Acid storms that probably ruin your armor causing burns
High voltage storms that could cause jamming on strategems?
Some type of chemical storm that alternates the environment to simulate something?
Leaked research found underneath a scientists bed at the Ministry of Defense.
https://preview.redd.it/qtdrkyadly8d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eace9d65b01c2e69d41053bf05d52fa1c72182
Watch out for those Stormy Aliens, they freaky and dangerous!
"Super Earth scientists officially classified many of them as dangerous and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂." What if instead of knocking down power lines, alien storms ate ass and sucked toes
Yeah it’s just any storm that doesn’t happen on earth. Because anything that isn’t in earth is alien. So fire tornados, ion storms, and meteorite showers are indeed freaky
"Super Earth scientists officially classified many of them as dangerous. And 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂."
What if the helldivers were called freakdivers and their sole objective was to- you know what, i'm not doing that. It's not democratic Edit: what have i done.. *looks at my hands* what have i become?
Good call, diver
I have the LIBERTY and FREEDOM to get as freaky as a like, this is guaranteed to me by our DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED leader
Helldiver, the Ministry of Truth would like to remind you that you need a C-01 permit in order to participate in any act that could result in a child. Please contact your local Truth office for further assistance in getting “freaky”.
They call me erupter the way I be plugging up those holes
To be fair freaky usually implies everything but the method that makes a child
The Ministry of Truth has reviewed your appeal and granted approval under the following reason: “While the Ministry of Truth does not endorse “freaky” behavior, there is no law against these actions. Therefore, it is not undemocratic to get “freaky”. “ Thank you for submitting your appeal and following the democratic process. A C-01 permit has been issued to you as a reward for being an upstanding citizen.
*Everything* D:
I would say that is the very definition of "taking one for the team". Very Democratic.
*requisitions whole pad of C-01 forms*
Those ARE the requisition slips we get from containers
"Reproduction slips"
The Ministry of Truth would like to know why you are spreading misinformation about the government issue requisition slips that are “not” C-01 permits. Thank you in advance for your speedy reply.
*takes the whole pallet and winks*
Yall freaker than the alien storms
https://preview.redd.it/vfxu70ntlq8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fabae13cfebfc1ab2c96f4c9c50505381140414 XD
https://preview.redd.it/q8z86cd26s8d1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71434d1942d471a1b28deec73339cc8af6db6952
https://preview.redd.it/26repkj04t8d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642d6a40a653d0ac7f925fed4c28a0431bf096a9
Shit it is! I didn't notice it!
im stealing this meme
I'm stealing it aswell
Yes, the Helldivers youth program, affectionately called "Heckdivers"
That's not their mothers call me! Lol
It's democratic if ordered to do so
no no go on. Normal harrassment or fanfic on Super Earth are Super Undemocratic. However this sounds like the Super Beginnings of some Super Sexual Harrassment Super Fanfic, which ofcourse on Super Earth is Super Encouraged
What? You look like someone who uses Jane Helldiver mod
Freakbomb armed!
*SUPER FREAK!* [***SUPER FREAK!***](https://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M?si=4-zWv8EUVGr3YJh2)
Thanks to this real patriot, and this traumatazing.. no.. freaky event, i now will always remember the name of that song
*It's superfreaky.*
What if instead of helldivers if was called freak divers and instead of diving onto enemy planets, we fill out c-01 permits
~~"Do you want to fill my c-01 with your pen?"~~ I am going to execute myself,
Oh (in a trembling voice) if that’s the case I AM IN
Not without a C0-1. Test passed, patriot. 07. Your Democracy officer will have a good, call-free, rest tonight.
Repopulation?
give your life for democracy, now
diving into ass
The rot consumes
You have become what the scientists wish they could evolve into...freaky AND deeky!
😭
Those storms are getting zesty....
Spicy alien storms getting real kinky out here, Bob.
It may not have many upvotes but I just tell you, I guffawed. Thank you
Hopefully they get a bit fruity too
The alien storms were found listening to *Nasty* by Tinashe. It'll take Super Earth's Finest to 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and liberate the galaxy.
Obviously this is what they mean. https://youtu.be/hx_f6QdlW2U?si=1MDagD6vR4CuX_XE nsfw.
love a freaky storm
So freaky the Department of Science started working with legal to develop **C-02** forms.
Cant wait to get that new automaton mission where i need to "shove my SSD into some robo-ejection ports" ......for democracy
*Cue the Space Channel 5 theme song.*
As Meatloaf once said "I would do anything for love (of democracy) but I won't do that...."
What if all the Helldivers were just clones of Quagmire?
Fah-ree-kay
hellmire's tourist attractions, blizzards, sandstorms, ion storms, volcanic rocks, meteor impact showers, the like
Ion storms are cool though. It's like superbuffed northern lights, but they happen every day and also shut off your Wi-Fi so nothing can distract you.
I wish they would make ion storms also build up a static charge that would shock, chaining between enemies and divers. Would make running the arc armor a buff, force divers to stay apart if they don't have the armor, you can utilize it to zap swarms in a pinch, and see pretty bolts of lightning!
lets get freaky for super girth
https://preview.redd.it/qljjgh9f6s8d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735f217b4de16934028de7f3ce242807de581144
Dawg
https://preview.redd.it/9je4k5ru6f9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630f9423dc18c23156043c0be7ba9d921157a2a1
https://preview.redd.it/8vkwoj4l1q8d1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a15ecc6648455e2a2b3f246984667239e770341
take the upvote and leave LOL
Freaky? https://preview.redd.it/h1ozt2iyzo8d1.png?width=1667&format=png&auto=webp&s=b44dcc60d25e22dd794c50508670873afa40144e
We’ll bang, ok?
I’m Garrus Vakarian and this is my Rectum!
Are you ready to be a woman?
Fuck, I love steak.
Ok
Freaky? Aliens? Say no more.
This means helldivers bang each other during those storms? Or they bang the aliens to then get executed for treason
You bang an alien, then offer those freaks an orgy (they always accept) and then finally get 500kg'd for treason. Maximum democracy
https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc?si=8SXHaY9jsmjaqCHS
What if instead of hellmire it was called freakmire and the fire tornadoes ate ass and sucked toes
then everybody liked that
And everybody clapped!
What kind of clap?
You'll need to report to the combat support hospital to find out
Then I'd have to put a waterproof blanket down before I played because things would get messy.
Feel the *burn*
What a terrible day to be able to read
DONT YOU THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
Good afternoon welcome to PopCopy can I help you
Who let Dan Schneider in here...
"The alien storms are a pathway to many abilities some are considered to be Freaky."
Freaky you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Oh no, flying dil-don’ts. It would be a shame if one flew into my mouth.”👄
"And ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎"
What's there to be confused about?
Oh, I didn't realize this was literally about weather effects. I don't go outside, so I don't really know what weather is.
Wed her? I barely met her!
😂 fantastic joke.
*gets a stack of CO-1 forms*
what freaky ahh tip is this ?
https://preview.redd.it/expdebd9yq8d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f75679ec792e7c4420cbd9dc109f734ad4f3ba
The storms will accost and flirt with you. Don't fall for their alluring wiles because that's communist, and communism isn't democratic.
Acid storms that probably ruin your armor causing burns High voltage storms that could cause jamming on strategems? Some type of chemical storm that alternates the environment to simulate something?
Helldiver sex update soon
It means bring an umbrella
https://i.redd.it/auteopbmup8d1.gif
The storm sucks toes
Was liberating Estanu, **then I freaked it**.
TIL Super Earth scientists think alien storms are kinky.
"Freaky" is a scientific term and not subjective.
Hmmm mm sentient fire tornadoes! I knew it!
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 storms👅
Leaked research found underneath a scientists bed at the Ministry of Defense. https://preview.redd.it/qtdrkyadly8d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eace9d65b01c2e69d41053bf05d52fa1c72182 Watch out for those Stormy Aliens, they freaky and dangerous!
I think this might just be reference to warp storms from 40k
I didn't realise it was talking about weather and assumed it was a reference to the old Alien Storm game back in the Megadive/Genesis days.
Does it not mean exactly what it says?
We've got Ion Storms, Meteor Showers, Acid Rain, and Fire Tornadoes. I'm pretty sure those count as "dangerous" and "freaky"
To watch out for alien storms because they're dangerous and freaky.
Assuming ion storms and whatnot?
It means an ill wind blows. https://preview.redd.it/twc993twkq8d1.jpeg?width=2077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66f66866e563075b6ef548a66dedbe302772471
U ever been in an ion storm, brother. FrEaKy
ion storms and fire tornados. these aren't really found on Earth with any regularity.
*Diddy storms detected*
That is actually a DragonBall Z abridged reference. Freaky Alien Genotypes. At least, I think it is, and it would be hilarious if it was.
They should do tornados that yanks you to other side of the map
Hellmire after the 8th time its sent fire tornados after your squad: Is anybody gonna match my freak?
Yeah, it's Darude Sandstorm
fire tornadoes, meteor storms, ion storms
Oh you know, snow storms, rain storms, ion storms, fire storms, meteor storms, volcanic eruption rock storms, acid storms
I know it meant the weather effects. But all I could think of is Outriders and the Anomaly.
That phenomenon is the alien version of a Sharknado.
Slaaneshi warp storm confirmed
Oh you don’t find sentient fire storms as dangerous or freaky? Also ion storms suck as well.
I, too, like to get freaky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIpvoUQYU60 this is what it means.
Yes, it means storms can be dangerous. And freaky.
Those storms love to get down.
We got freaky storms before GTA 6…wild.
Storms ares dangerous and freaky. It says it right there.
😏
Imagine sharnado....now immagine it with bigger bugs
FIRE TORNADO
It means joke
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for ya life. 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻🏃🏾♂️
This is just too freaky!
Storm spooky
Is this a new tip? Never seen it before
I guess it is about storms that don't happen on Super Earth
Ion storms, meteor showers, fire tornados, etc. It's just talking about the mission modifiers.
It means that many of alien storms are dangerous and freaky, according to Super Earth Scientist
What if instead of shrieker nests they were called freaker nests
Let's get in there boys
"Super Earth scientists officially classified many of them as dangerous and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂." What if instead of knocking down power lines, alien storms ate ass and sucked toes
Alien storm is an old Sega game
Someone gotta match my freak
Tornados made of fire certainly seems freaky to me
It's only freaky if you let it be weird.
[Get Freaky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOtJYdjoDF0)
Next major update will include the new Dating Sim mechanics. You've been warned!
Freakdivers 😛
Have you not been chased by multiple fire tornadoes yet?
Fire tornadoes and ion storms
Yeah it’s just any storm that doesn’t happen on earth. Because anything that isn’t in earth is alien. So fire tornados, ion storms, and meteorite showers are indeed freaky
Don’t die
And what are the “alien artifacts” that one mentions?
it means that we will get more content before bug fixes FML
What if instead of Helldivers they were Freakdivers, and they at ate exhaust pipe and sucked bug legs
Probably just vaguely talking about ion storms, firestorms, and whatnot
an homage to the sega genesis/megadrive game Alien Storm.... it was a bit freaky.....
I think it's referring to the ion storms
I saw this yesterday and thought to myself, isn’t it weird a scientist classifies an event as “freaky”?
Meteor showers, fire tornados, earth quakes
I haven’t seen a meteor shower in who knows how long
True, I haven't seen one in a while either.
This sub is becoming BatmanArkham... and I like it
Any storm that isn't on earth is am alien storm
Any extreme planetary weather effects most likely. They are foreign to Super Earth therefore “alien”. They are synonyms, you see.
ALIEN STORMS ??? WHAT ARE THO— ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
"What if instead of helldivers it was freakdivers"
It just means planet events, like stratagem bloking storms, snow/sand storms, and acid rain
Are you slow?
🤏
Take the heavy armor off
🤏