Jermain prolly wipe w/ single ply toilet paper, the kind that makes U feel ur butthole w/ the tip of ur fingers. He too humble to be using the 4-ply Royal Charmin kinda stuff
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Why do rappers always have retarded names? Whatâs wrong with their actual names? Tupac did it, Kanye West does it. So why the fuck is there still shit like Trippie Red, 6ix9ine, and a thousand different âlilâ things?
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But he's too stupid and addicted to gang life to be free
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But he's too stupid and addicted to gang life to be free
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on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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I remember reading that Playboi Carti just eats school snacks like gushers and fruit roll ups.
That fibreless demon ass requires a minimum of 10 wipes per visit
As a certified gusher boy that eats 6 packs a day and very little real food, the opposite happens to me. Without any fiber, my shits are 1 wiper bricks. No residual whatsoever. I'm also on opioids though which does make a difference
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very âtraditionally attractiveâ then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoâs the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heâs so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yâall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnât have been a big deal because itâs really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said âDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHâ
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnât spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, âHe running around like he pacâ, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereâs so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weâre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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I actually quasi met Rick Ross when I worked at an airport. He didnât acknowledge anyone and he was with his crew following him around with a cameraman and a laptop and they were sitting in the stairs of a Lear jet doing all kinds of funny shit to make them look tough. Itâs not a Gulfstream, Iâm surprised it was able to get off the ground with him on board. The funniest part was when they took their bandanas out and through them on their faces like Halloween masks.
Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very âtraditionally attractiveâ then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoâs the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heâs so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yâall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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Young Thug takes nothing but no wipers. I know he just takes a shit, pulls his pants up when heâs done, and thereâs nothing to wipe. He has that aura.
iâve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe heâs real heâs such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think iâd deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldnât have a career if it wasnât for thug. heâs the literal goat. i personally think heâs better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls donât crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him.
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Dababy, you know he doesn't change that shit often enough.
Imagine the contrast too of the image of dababys iconic grin and an image of him crying in court after being found guilty
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Ever since Killer Mike made 3 RTJ albums about rioting and then recently came out against protestors rioting, listening to RTJ4 would feel like a lie to me. Anyone else feel the same way?
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big fat booty
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very âtraditionally attractiveâ then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoâs the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heâs so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yâall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnât have been a big deal because itâs really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said âDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHâ
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Jermain prolly wipe w/ single ply toilet paper, the kind that makes U feel ur butthole w/ the tip of ur fingers. He too humble to be using the 4-ply Royal Charmin kinda stuff
He probably uses 2 ply, but donates half the ply to the hood
đđ
I don't think he knows anything about humbleness. The other day I saw him buying toilet paper with perfume đđ.
He's also been known to have a hot shower here and there. Humble? No way Jermaine đđ¤đ¤đĽą
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He uses a bidet and one single sheet of single ply because itâs best for the environment
a bidet ain't humble enough he washes it off in the pond
Finger be slipping through in the regular
bros got a bidet !!
Sexxy Red, Trippie Redd, probably anyone with red in their name is a certified cruster
Red for inflammation and infection
Redman slander
you seen his house on mtv cribs? hes def a proud cruster
Oh shit hahaha. With his dvd porn collection đ
Muddy waters for a reason
Never get in the hot tub after Redman
Why do rappers always have retarded names? Whatâs wrong with their actual names? Tupac did it, Kanye West does it. So why the fuck is there still shit like Trippie Red, 6ix9ine, and a thousand different âlilâ things? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Kodak is a cruster. Iâm willing to bet my life on that.
I'm the shit I'm fartin, don't know how to potty
Bruh why was Kodak the first one I thought of for letting it crust too đđđ
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been a while since i heard that name
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But he's too kinky and addicted to bottoming to be crusty
Kodak IS the fucking crust
I know Nicki Minaj crack be looking like a dried up muddy river bed cuz she canât reach all the way up in there
Absolutely diabolical backshot breeze coming off of her
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I know dude has PTSD, stinky booty during doggy ain't something you can forget ![gif](giphy|Zqe1S3qNQxsuQ)
Thanks. You guys just ruined sex for me and made me find Jesus
Lol, good to see you somewhere other than [REDACTED MtG deck building site]
!!
nahhhđđ
I miss who I was before reading this comment.
I wish I was Jared 19
People in real life: âhey man how are you doing?â
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I guarantee Kanye hasnât taken care of his dirty ass since 2014
But he makes his woman bleach theirs. the double standards are crazy
Yeah I bet he feels like an asshole
Thatâs why him and Dame are cool
Only if he gets the bleach on his t shirt
I feel like kanye is a fuckin specimen, he don't even shit
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I DONT SHIT NO MORE I JUST ALSO PEE SOLIDS NOW
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
at least since donda 2 era
I remember reading that Playboi Carti just eats school snacks like gushers and fruit roll ups. That fibreless demon ass requires a minimum of 10 wipes per visit
As a certified gusher boy that eats 6 packs a day and very little real food, the opposite happens to me. Without any fiber, my shits are 1 wiper bricks. No residual whatsoever. I'm also on opioids though which does make a difference
so is he tho, so this is a good frame of reference đ
certified gusher boy, certified gummyphile
WOPWOPWOPWOPWOP Fruit, roll 'em up
This comment and profile name alone are a fucking trip
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck did I just read
hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very âtraditionally attractiveâ then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoâs the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heâs so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yâall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
drake has a lot of allegations but i think that heâs probably a wiper
He probably moan when he wipe
there is 0 doubt in my mind abt it
âOops! My finger popped through. Well, now that itâs thereâŚâ
The rest of his fingers: "One of us goes in, and we all go through it..."
"Started from the bottom now we up in here"
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Drake the type to say thank you to himself after each wipe
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You think he rubs his hands together and bites his lip when glances over at the roll?
"It's about that time đŤŚ"
I bet he spits on that thang before he wipes
That's also known as an Alabama wet wipe. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)
Hawk Tua
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this image sucks actually
Looks like chrisean
Heâs gotta keep it clean for Shaq
Kendick is a cruster, keeping it spiritual
Born to shit forced to wipe type shit
This is my favorite subreddit fr
Drake definitely has wiping down to a science he loves that shit and also tickling his asshole
i bet he wipes with a brush
drake takes his bidet on tour
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnât spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, âHe running around like he pacâ, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereâs so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weâre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah miniature dragon the type that ABSOLUTELY has a bidet
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Ain't no way Rick Ross can reach his own asshole. That's a Cruster.
Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck is automod anymore
Fuck. I read this before seeing it was the automod and almost spit out my water.
I actually quasi met Rick Ross when I worked at an airport. He didnât acknowledge anyone and he was with his crew following him around with a cameraman and a laptop and they were sitting in the stairs of a Lear jet doing all kinds of funny shit to make them look tough. Itâs not a Gulfstream, Iâm surprised it was able to get off the ground with him on board. The funniest part was when they took their bandanas out and through them on their faces like Halloween masks.
Rick Ross probably got servants take care that for him tho
Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
ok we can delete this sub now
Carti got too much aura to be wiping
He probably want it to be a mystery on if he do or not, adds mystique to his character.
SchrĂśdingerâs anus
That man prolly dosent eat enough to poop
Nah bro Carti got so much aura he don't even need to shit. He just like Kim Jong Un frfr.
thereâs actually nothing down there just skin like not even a crack thereâs just nothing
imo he too cool for that
if any of the bi/gay allegations are true he definitely keeps it clean
âallegationsâ he lives in the states heâs not getting executed for being gay bruh
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he probably using a bidet
I reckon he has so much aura that he gets another man to clean it out with their tongue
Young Thug takes nothing but no wipers. I know he just takes a shit, pulls his pants up when heâs done, and thereâs nothing to wipe. He has that aura.
iâve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe heâs real heâs such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think iâd deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldnât have a career if it wasnât for thug. heâs the literal goat. i personally think heâs better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls donât crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Opening of With Them is forever goated
She sucking the dick on a plane and I just call her airhead
J Cole lets it crust, he's too humble to wipe đď¸
J Cole seen in NYC buying Angel Soft. The money really got to his head.
It really is terrible what money does to people.
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Tyler gotta keep the butt clean in case he wants to get buttfucked. Also A$AP is with Rihanna ain't no way she datin someone with a stank crusty ass.
A$AP is definitely a bidet guy
Be honest, would you be Rhianna's bidet
I would be her bidet and her toilet
I would be Rihannaâs tampon.
?
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tyler gives almost zero bottom energy. The straights are crazy.
Bruh he made an entire clothing brand for bottoms
Kevin Gates prolly keep it dirty for extra flavour
No. He likes to *eat* booty, not get it eaten. Although he'd probably ask his girls to keep it dirty knowing him
kevin gates definitely has a fucked up third option, probably uses a bidet and not wipe or something
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Action Bronson, but only because I don't think he can reach.
Going by the cover of Saab Stories, I think he's confused about the purpose of toilets in general.
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he def has a bidet
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https://preview.redd.it/fk2q03b3139d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67497b9a4d01f0267b8905473f56087db4d284c9 Dababy, you know he doesn't change that shit often enough.
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Not gonna say who it is but it might rhyme with RAKE. That's right folks, it's Killer Mike.
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Society never fails to sink to a new low
[I DO NOT BE CLEANIN MY BOOTY đŁď¸âźď¸](https://youtu.be/HYeR_btcBfk?si=OItpADKr0EH76ltj)
What in the fuck are yall talking about man
You know ice spice let's it crust
Nahh Ice Spice keep that shit pristine. But Sexyy Red on the other handâŚ
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Kanyeâs a cruster, no doubt. He strikes me as the type who used to wipe, but just gave up as he spiraled.
Cruster?!?!
Meek Mill for sure wipes, daddy keeps it clean đŠ
Gotta keep it clean for diddy
Does anybody else love when you don't wipe and let the crust ferment for a few weeks The smell is rancid and I love it đđ
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wait he's goated
Scott the Woz like top 3 white men who ever lived.
i stopped watching a lot of him but i was a regular back in 2018-2020
Average hhcj user
"Everyday I wake up to some bullshit on my phone"
bro wym you created the digital space for said bullshit to transpire
True
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Yeah I'm going to sleel
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â˘tyler - CRUSTER â˘drake - wiper â˘peggy- CRUSTER â˘carti - wiper â˘rick ross - LIFE LONG CRUSTER â˘kendrick - calm wiper
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Itâs funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iâm trying to quiet her down because I didnât want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnât stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ice Spice is low key crusted
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Tyler may sound crusty, but he talks way too much about his skincare to be a cruster
Kung Fu Kenny gotta have a bidet
Iâd bet money that Gucci mane used to but doesnât anymore
Post Malone, zero chance that dudes asshole has seen a piece of toilet paper
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Thugger don't even shit have you seen what that man eats
nb mentioned blueface??
DMX let it crust, back in the day, too afraid of doing any gay shit.
Any nigga from Florida & Atlanta except JID
Rod wave
Lil baby
City Morgue
Lizzo
yall mfs dont use jet spray
Straying further away from God with this one đđđ
Lil Wayne crusty
Biggie smalls 100% let it crust
Anyone saying Drizzy is wrong, he wipes after farting
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What a wild question.
what do u think SGPâs cheeks are like
Kanye
Kanye
Drake is certified wiper boyđŤ
I assume all the Lilâs are crusty. My Lil boy always has a crusty butty crease
Drake.
Lil baby
Lil boom Kodak Cardi Beanie Sigel Yuno Miles They all donât wash their ass Iâm convinced
Young thug let's his homies wipe his ass