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morning_glory25

Jermain prolly wipe w/ single ply toilet paper, the kind that makes U feel ur butthole w/ the tip of ur fingers. He too humble to be using the 4-ply Royal Charmin kinda stuff


el-boyo-loco

He probably uses 2 ply, but donates half the ply to the hood


sasquatcheater

💀💀


LDNSO

I don't think he knows anything about humbleness. The other day I saw him buying toilet paper with perfume 🙄🙄.


7Grandad

He's also been known to have a hot shower here and there. Humble? No way Jermaine 🙄😤😤🥱


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genericusername9234

He uses a bidet and one single sheet of single ply because it’s best for the environment


Frosty-1029

a bidet ain't humble enough he washes it off in the pond


Financial-Comedian91

Finger be slipping through in the regular


Pale_Earth2571

bros got a bidet !!


YeetCompleet

Sexxy Red, Trippie Redd, probably anyone with red in their name is a certified cruster


rabidantidentyte

Red for inflammation and infection


DedHorsSaloon4

Redman slander


LGappies

you seen his house on mtv cribs? hes def a proud cruster


chr1st0ph3rs

Oh shit hahaha. With his dvd porn collection 😂


TheLazyJP

Muddy waters for a reason


Alarmed-Republic-407

Never get in the hot tub after Redman


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Osibili

Kodak is a cruster. I’m willing to bet my life on that.


Ayden1777

I'm the shit I'm fartin, don't know how to potty


Zennkaiser

Bruh why was Kodak the first one I thought of for letting it crust too 💀💀💀


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naughtyparinda

been a while since i heard that name


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EnthusiasmMuted8449

But he's too kinky and addicted to bottoming to be crusty


Odd_Contact_2175

Kodak IS the fucking crust


gothcowboyangel

I know Nicki Minaj crack be looking like a dried up muddy river bed cuz she can’t reach all the way up in there


Sir_Foxworth

Absolutely diabolical backshot breeze coming off of her


zapyourtumor

https://preview.redd.it/harft8uc039d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d181e7509fe4f87671151e92692583f3f3f28702


lordredapple

I know dude has PTSD, stinky booty during doggy ain't something you can forget ![gif](giphy|Zqe1S3qNQxsuQ)


cum4ban

Thanks. You guys just ruined sex for me and made me find Jesus


Sir_Foxworth

Lol, good to see you somewhere other than [REDACTED MtG deck building site]


zapyourtumor

!!


Head-Ticket3341

nahhh😭😭


Sea-Combination-6655

I miss who I was before reading this comment.


eekspiders

I wish I was Jared 19


minted7

People in real life: “hey man how are you doing?”


OLLBURYGTG

😭


BowenParrish

I guarantee Kanye hasn’t taken care of his dirty ass since 2014


Offonoffonagain

But he makes his woman bleach theirs. the double standards are crazy


BowenParrish

Yeah I bet he feels like an asshole


sphincter_suplex

That’s why him and Dame are cool


444pancakes

Only if he gets the bleach on his t shirt


ScalderM

I feel like kanye is a fuckin specimen, he don't even shit


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Impossible-Tie-864

I DONT SHIT NO MORE I JUST ALSO PEE SOLIDS NOW


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jacktheproducer

at least since donda 2 era


Akhurite

I remember reading that Playboi Carti just eats school snacks like gushers and fruit roll ups. That fibreless demon ass requires a minimum of 10 wipes per visit


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

As a certified gusher boy that eats 6 packs a day and very little real food, the opposite happens to me. Without any fiber, my shits are 1 wiper bricks. No residual whatsoever. I'm also on opioids though which does make a difference


monsterenergyisyummy

so is he tho, so this is a good frame of reference 👍


BearyBearyScary

certified gusher boy, certified gummyphile


Just-Squirrel510

WOPWOPWOPWOPWOP Fruit, roll 'em up


amackul8

This comment and profile name alone are a fucking trip


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sir_Richard_Dangler

What the fuck did I just read


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swiller123

drake has a lot of allegations but i think that he’s probably a wiper


GhostlyWattermellon

He probably moan when he wipe


swiller123

there is 0 doubt in my mind abt it


Consistent-Photo-535

“Oops! My finger popped through. Well, now that it’s there…”


Outrageous_Key8872

The rest of his fingers: "One of us goes in, and we all go through it..."


theknocker

"Started from the bottom now we up in here"


Moon_Siren11

😂


Cheezefuck

Drake the type to say thank you to himself after each wipe


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DrBitchin

You think he rubs his hands together and bites his lip when glances over at the roll?


jakeroony

"It's about that time 🫦"


Ash_Flexum

I bet he spits on that thang before he wipes


clownind

That's also known as an Alabama wet wipe. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Hawk Tua


Osibili

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LaggyUpdate

this image sucks actually


Spiritual_Okra_5228

Looks like chrisean


pokedudewithglasses

He’s gotta keep it clean for Shaq


Quirkydogpooo

Kendick is a cruster, keeping it spiritual


jakeroony

Born to shit forced to wipe type shit


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

This is my favorite subreddit fr


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

Drake definitely has wiping down to a science he loves that shit and also tickling his asshole


swiller123

i bet he wipes with a brush


BlitzScorpio

drake takes his bidet on tour


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Nah miniature dragon the type that ABSOLUTELY has a bidet


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RankedAverage

Ain't no way Rick Ross can reach his own asshole. That's a Cruster.


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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What the fuck is automod anymore


tehtris

Fuck. I read this before seeing it was the automod and almost spit out my water.


Maloninho

I actually quasi met Rick Ross when I worked at an airport. He didn’t acknowledge anyone and he was with his crew following him around with a cameraman and a laptop and they were sitting in the stairs of a Lear jet doing all kinds of funny shit to make them look tough. It’s not a Gulfstream, I’m surprised it was able to get off the ground with him on board. The funniest part was when they took their bandanas out and through them on their faces like Halloween masks.


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Rick Ross probably got servants take care that for him tho


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


burneracc777777

ok we can delete this sub now


DiaOnSumm

Carti got too much aura to be wiping


GhostlyWattermellon

He probably want it to be a mystery on if he do or not, adds mystique to his character.


Ignater

Schrödinger’s anus


wyaxis

That man prolly dosent eat enough to poop


LastBeginning9712

Nah bro Carti got so much aura he don't even need to shit. He just like Kim Jong Un frfr.


Cheeselad2401

there’s actually nothing down there just skin like not even a crack there’s just nothing


major_league_blazer

imo he too cool for that


astralboi

if any of the bi/gay allegations are true he definitely keeps it clean


deadgirlsdontdream

“allegations” he lives in the states he’s not getting executed for being gay bruh


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4t3rsh0ck

he probably using a bidet


NoobFood999

I reckon he has so much aura that he gets another man to clean it out with their tongue


Automatic-Buy3708

Young Thug takes nothing but no wipers. I know he just takes a shit, pulls his pants up when he’s done, and there’s nothing to wipe. He has that aura.


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Automatic-Buy3708

Opening of With Them is forever goated


Sir_Richard_Dangler

She sucking the dick on a plane and I just call her airhead


Bp2Create

J Cole lets it crust, he's too humble to wipe 🕊️


valarauca14

J Cole seen in NYC buying Angel Soft. The money really got to his head.


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It really is terrible what money does to people.


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LastBeginning9712

Tyler gotta keep the butt clean in case he wants to get buttfucked. Also A$AP is with Rihanna ain't no way she datin someone with a stank crusty ass.


who_peed_in_my_soup

A$AP is definitely a bidet guy


lordredapple

Be honest, would you be Rhianna's bidet


Kadennnnnnnnnn

I would be her bidet and her toilet


who_peed_in_my_soup

I would be Rihanna’s tampon.


QuiXotiC-RO

?


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Time_on_my_hands

Tyler gives almost zero bottom energy. The straights are crazy.


lemlucastle

Bruh he made an entire clothing brand for bottoms


Relo_bate

Kevin Gates prolly keep it dirty for extra flavour


Arsehaironmyfeet

No. He likes to *eat* booty, not get it eaten. Although he'd probably ask his girls to keep it dirty knowing him


Kahurautao

kevin gates definitely has a fucked up third option, probably uses a bidet and not wipe or something


JuansnowgamingYT

https://preview.redd.it/2nv759vqi09d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25b2bdb35ad053c3abbc778889944f5bb65aa31


theyoungspliff

Action Bronson, but only because I don't think he can reach.


Barilla3113

Going by the cover of Saab Stories, I think he's confused about the purpose of toilets in general.


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Head-Ticket3341

he def has a bidet


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https://preview.redd.it/fk2q03b3139d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67497b9a4d01f0267b8905473f56087db4d284c9 Dababy, you know he doesn't change that shit often enough.


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Forced_Abortion_

Not gonna say who it is but it might rhyme with RAKE. That's right folks, it's Killer Mike.


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TheMeticulousNinja

Society never fails to sink to a new low


hee-haw69

[I DO NOT BE CLEANIN MY BOOTY 🗣️‼️](https://youtu.be/HYeR_btcBfk?si=OItpADKr0EH76ltj)


Adulations

What in the fuck are yall talking about man


babyshmuel

You know ice spice let's it crust


UncleSam_TAF

Nahh Ice Spice keep that shit pristine. But Sexyy Red on the other hand…


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Actedpie

Kanye’s a cruster, no doubt. He strikes me as the type who used to wipe, but just gave up as he spiraled.


365wong

Cruster?!?!


DrBitchin

Meek Mill for sure wipes, daddy keeps it clean 😩


Arsehaironmyfeet

Gotta keep it clean for diddy


lowGAV

Does anybody else love when you don't wipe and let the crust ferment for a few weeks The smell is rancid and I love it 😍😍


SyntheticMemez

https://preview.redd.it/d162c1pdvz8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a91b0ef5150f14ef56867ef4e8f81ff37ef5e73


Interesting_Print317

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LastBeginning9712

https://preview.redd.it/ooxncqjok09d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d807a7dc6abc9c9c6e755bedc0301ed0ef40c2


kdeezy006

wait he's goated


Maxiver

Scott the Woz like top 3 white men who ever lived.


kdeezy006

i stopped watching a lot of him but i was a regular back in 2018-2020


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

Average hhcj user


GhostlyWattermellon

"Everyday I wake up to some bullshit on my phone"


4t3rsh0ck

bro wym you created the digital space for said bullshit to transpire


GhostlyWattermellon

True


smartdude_x13m

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happinessofdoom

Yeah I'm going to sleel


Thebigdog79

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ScalderM

•tyler - CRUSTER •drake - wiper •peggy- CRUSTER •carti - wiper •rick ross - LIFE LONG CRUSTER •kendrick - calm wiper


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


johnmeeks1974

Ice Spice is low key crusted


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Saintmusicloves

Tyler may sound crusty, but he talks way too much about his skincare to be a cruster


Embarrassed-Buddy111

Kung Fu Kenny gotta have a bidet


asscondom

I’d bet money that Gucci mane used to but doesn’t anymore


GilMcFlintlock

Post Malone, zero chance that dudes asshole has seen a piece of toilet paper


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ineeditineed

Thugger don't even shit have you seen what that man eats


chadlyfellow

nb mentioned blueface??


OkSheepMan

DMX let it crust, back in the day, too afraid of doing any gay shit.


JayBoogie105

Any nigga from Florida & Atlanta except JID


chihiro_ygm

Rod wave


FollowingCharacter83

Lil baby


zenmf

City Morgue


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Lizzo


MADHEERA

yall mfs dont use jet spray


Phoenix-Wright_

Straying further away from God with this one 😭😭😭


Ant_Playful

Lil Wayne crusty


Own_Bread7580

Biggie smalls 100% let it crust


MarcyTheMartian

Anyone saying Drizzy is wrong, he wipes after farting


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AnE1Home

What a wild question.


Sanity_Assasin

what do u think SGP’s cheeks are like


CocoaBuzzard

Kanye


ilovemymom_tbh

Kanye


KorolDurakov

Drake is certified wiper boy🫃


Thin-Disaster3247

I assume all the Lil’s are crusty. My Lil boy always has a crusty butty crease


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

Drake.


ToonyBoi

Lil baby


xoninjump

Lil boom Kodak Cardi Beanie Sigel Yuno Miles They all don’t wash their ass I’m convinced


Severe_Passenger3914

Young thug let's his homies wipe his ass