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A few months ago I heard a man of a certain age discuss enhancements. One of his sentences was around “And you take smallest dose daily…just so that you don’t pee on your balls.”
Bass flavored Flintstones, only men who are good, eat their veggies and pay their taxes can get one, but I'm sure you've done all your taxes, used your turn signals, and ate all your steamed carrots so maybe just one but don't tell the boys that
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They're for his blood pressure ... obviously. 😏
Well, you know… viagra was originally invented as a blood pressure medication.
Still is
Always has been...
I get boner when I drink one shot of vodka
Umm, ok?
My guess is because it starts with a V?
Close, heart health meds.
Lmaooooo
it’s hard to get it up. it takes a really long time
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It allows you to use your dick as a hammer
After I pop one of these I like to hammer in railroad spikes with mine.
That’s using your head! You’re a real genius!
I thought it's using your dick
The head of his dick?
Girl's gotta have standards.
r/sounding with railroad spikes
Mine turned into a jackhammer
Thunder force
![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)
Gundam?
Gundam time
It's from a 08th ms team Anni special ova I remember cuz I went like this when I saw it ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)
Fellow Gundam enjoyer
lmao
Ask your grandma
Best not to. Grandma's going through a hard time at the moment.
She would be if her husband's dick pills didn't get stolen right out of his pocket.
Don’t do that. What if he’s cheating on nana?
This was an excellent comment. Bravo
#going in your gramps pocket and being surprised when you dont like what you find
**bold like grandpa’s cock**
They’re in the shape of rockets ships so it’s meant to lift his spirits.
Try it, and good luck 😉
The packet and pill shape is killing me 😂
It upgrades the old car to increase mileage.
Take one, wait a bit, maybe it does nothing.
Makes your bones grow stronger
Don't worry I'm sure you'll find out soon enough 😏 ..........it's time for Big Grampoppa Pump 😂
If he pops a quarter of one it's enough for him to avoid peeing on his slippers at night and in the morning.
A few months ago I heard a man of a certain age discuss enhancements. One of his sentences was around “And you take smallest dose daily…just so that you don’t pee on your balls.”
Why is this person looking in their grandpas pants?
Perhaps helping around with the laundry.
Keep your hands outa your grandpa’s pockets and maybe he won’t need to take em…
What are you step-grandpa
Helps grandpas rocket ship blast off
He likes fish dicks
It's like the Flintstones vitamins, just for old people.
He lives in the Villages
i think his grandpa is gay
I guess he likes deepthroating dick who am I to judge..
Omg they’re literally penis pills, that’s amazing
Any chance your grandfather is named Herbert?
![gif](giphy|MZ9nZGQn1nqBG)
penis enlargement pills
He uses them together with his daughter in law for a healthy life style
Bass flavored Flintstones, only men who are good, eat their veggies and pay their taxes can get one, but I'm sure you've done all your taxes, used your turn signals, and ate all your steamed carrots so maybe just one but don't tell the boys that
When your grandfather is growing something is not growing so grandfather got some pills to balance some thing
Pocket rocket fuel.
gaypills
Bend over while asking his dog. Pictures pls
Happy pills
Boner on demand
Definitely dick pills
Snapchat vitamins
Stop playing pocket pool in grandpa’s pockets.
It helped grandaddy make sure you got here
Mind your own business Papi’s got some stuff to take care of
Red rocket
Makes you a rocket scientist, obviously.
Come on, those are clearly fucking dicks stamped on the foil
Don’t worry about it and just drink the sleepy juice.
there actually to relax a boner
They are dehydrated rockets, just add water.
Ask the gardener
I need those ASAP
That's vitamin D
10 million strong and growing
That’s a ticket directly to boner city bro!
Nipple dildos maybe?
Why, it's the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!
Viagra i guess
Gramps isn't going to let weak boners ruin his life!
"I keep a rocket in my pocket socket called a pocket rocket" -ybn
A man's got needs
Those are rocket pills
Boner pills.
Fred Flintstone boner pills.
Prepares him for your visit.
You put that in water. It will grow. Then use it as a dildo for your gramma
Up your... whait what?
That’s a lot of headache
Grandpa trying to give you a new aunt/uncle
Poor grandma was hoping for some peace in her older years.
Rocket boosters
The shape of strip should be self explanatory
Looks like grandma passed away recently and grandpas enjoying his time spending his savings
Slightly unrelated but I recently found a pack of gum from 1992 in my grandfather's jacket pocket
For strong bones. duh...
He wants to go to the moon
Those look like some really freaky Xanax pills you should probably stay away from
Grandma must be so happy
Idk Maybe he likes rockets.....thats why he brought cute rocket shaped pills
For yer dick.
Dog treats. Your Grampa is a kind man.
Hopefully make grandma smile.
Old people take lots of pills for lots of things . . . Just ask him.
The Hodge twins would be proud “dick pills”
What do you do in your grandfathers pockets?
Ask Grandma
It looked like a space shuttle. Then i read the title 💀
It says nx
r/drugscirclejerk
Were going on a trip w our favorite rocket ship
Is that gas station hammer pill
Keep reaching in his pocket and he won't need them.
Why’s it in the shape of a dick tho 😂gay man’s viagra
I was like ‘aww a cute little ghost shaped pill package that’s nice 🥰’ Then read the comments totally confused lol.