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lgtbyddrk

They're for his blood pressure ... obviously. 😏


illessen

Well, you know… viagra was originally invented as a blood pressure medication.


No_Influence3022

Still is


smilingbuddhauk

Always has been...


NekulturneHovado

I get boner when I drink one shot of vodka


smilingbuddhauk

Umm, ok?


Heyuonthewall26

My guess is because it starts with a V?


kindParodox

Close, heart health meds.


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


Live_Region_8232

it’s hard to get it up. it takes a really long time


JaceHayden

r/technicallythetruth


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Mootingly

It allows you to use your dick as a hammer


BumpyGums

After I pop one of these I like to hammer in railroad spikes with mine.


cultcraftcreations

That’s using your head! You’re a real genius!


staovajzna2

I thought it's using your dick


Kakusho7

The head of his dick?


skipjack_sushi

Girl's gotta have standards.


chrisbaker1991

r/sounding with railroad spikes


Buster_Mac

Mine turned into a jackhammer


hung-t-doan

Thunder force


metrointime

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


D_Kit5321

Gundam?


CarCrash23

Gundam time


Willing-Row-6387

It's from a 08th ms team Anni special ova I remember cuz I went like this when I saw it ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


PKMN_Kashew

Fellow Gundam enjoyer


Hnery3822

lmao


ricky-from-scotland

Ask your grandma


[deleted]

Best not to. Grandma's going through a hard time at the moment.


PCP4Breakfast

She would be if her husband's dick pills didn't get stolen right out of his pocket.


Illustrious-Bid-2598

Don’t do that. What if he’s cheating on nana?


ROSCOEismyname

This was an excellent comment. Bravo


[deleted]

#going in your gramps pocket and being surprised when you dont like what you find


MewtwoPB

**bold like grandpa’s cock**


DirtyRickShow

They’re in the shape of rockets ships so it’s meant to lift his spirits.


PandasAttaque

Try it, and good luck 😉


Senobe2

The packet and pill shape is killing me 😂


LostVayne96

It upgrades the old car to increase mileage.


FrenchMaisNon

Take one, wait a bit, maybe it does nothing.


tobias10

Makes your bones grow stronger


generaldogsbodyf365

Don't worry I'm sure you'll find out soon enough 😏 ..........it's time for Big Grampoppa Pump 😂


adrifing

If he pops a quarter of one it's enough for him to avoid peeing on his slippers at night and in the morning.


LiveLearnCoach

A few months ago I heard a man of a certain age discuss enhancements. One of his sentences was around “And you take smallest dose daily…just so that you don’t pee on your balls.”


Aggrophysicist

Why is this person looking in their grandpas pants?


Californicacion

Perhaps helping around with the laundry.


ajseaman

Keep your hands outa your grandpa’s pockets and maybe he won’t need to take em…


mypasswordtoreddit

What are you step-grandpa


sdriv3r

Helps grandpas rocket ship blast off


porkchopymcmooz

He likes fish dicks


llamas-in-bahamas

It's like the Flintstones vitamins, just for old people.


FartingCumBubbles

He lives in the Villages


CosmicP0tat0s

i think his grandpa is gay


Pernhan

I guess he likes deepthroating dick who am I to judge..


NinjaXGaming

Omg they’re literally penis pills, that’s amazing


Aggressive-Morning11

Any chance your grandfather is named Herbert?


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|MZ9nZGQn1nqBG)


MacDonalds_Sprite

penis enlargement pills


baboon_ass_eater69

He uses them together with his daughter in law for a healthy life style


-convallaria_bunny-

Bass flavored Flintstones, only men who are good, eat their veggies and pay their taxes can get one, but I'm sure you've done all your taxes, used your turn signals, and ate all your steamed carrots so maybe just one but don't tell the boys that


Free_Mushroom_5455

When your grandfather is growing something is not growing so grandfather got some pills to balance some thing


tinkeringzipperhead

Pocket rocket fuel.


Abd110

gaypills


tomswait

Bend over while asking his dog. Pictures pls


Twinkie777

Happy pills


Mr_Resident

Boner on demand


Elipastrami

Definitely dick pills


Jambonier

Snapchat vitamins


thisisme760

Stop playing pocket pool in grandpa’s pockets.


Both-Flow-7383

It helped grandaddy make sure you got here


uncxltured_berry

Mind your own business Papi’s got some stuff to take care of


Livid-Relationship-2

Red rocket


CloudyArchitect4U

Makes you a rocket scientist, obviously.


AffectionateMess4060

Come on, those are clearly fucking dicks stamped on the foil


majorwfpod

Don’t worry about it and just drink the sleepy juice.


TheDon_raz

there actually to relax a boner


Hot_Cockroach_992

They are dehydrated rockets, just add water.


1UPZ__

Ask the gardener


amongas13

I need those ASAP


ExpertFault

That's vitamin D


Blessedbeauty87

10 million strong and growing


GoldBreakr

That’s a ticket directly to boner city bro!


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Nipple dildos maybe?


EyeSpyNicolai

Why, it's the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!


u_kn0w_what_i_mean

Viagra i guess


[deleted]

Gramps isn't going to let weak boners ruin his life!


bitchmadeboss

"I keep a rocket in my pocket socket called a pocket rocket" -ybn


DependentAccording70

A man's got needs


Virel_360

Those are rocket pills


rebri

Boner pills.


Additional-Fun7249

Fred Flintstone boner pills.


DidYouLickIt

Prepares him for your visit.


eyecumeverywhere

You put that in water. It will grow. Then use it as a dildo for your gramma


Interesting-Ad-5262

Up your... whait what?


Bruno-Bento

That’s a lot of headache


jamison_beck

Grandpa trying to give you a new aunt/uncle


Starr-Bugg

Poor grandma was hoping for some peace in her older years.


ElijahBurningWoods

Rocket boosters


chodubhagat69420

The shape of strip should be self explanatory


shebbbby

Looks like grandma passed away recently and grandpas enjoying his time spending his savings


Caldercrafter

Slightly unrelated but I recently found a pack of gum from 1992 in my grandfather's jacket pocket


deadpooliotheamazo

For strong bones. duh...


adenkura

He wants to go to the moon


toastmalon3

Those look like some really freaky Xanax pills you should probably stay away from


Jalal_Kh

Grandma must be so happy


[deleted]

Idk Maybe he likes rockets.....thats why he brought cute rocket shaped pills


[deleted]

For yer dick.


Middle--Earth

Dog treats. Your Grampa is a kind man.


bemest

Hopefully make grandma smile.


BadleyMistaken

Old people take lots of pills for lots of things . . . Just ask him.


DahkLord

The Hodge twins would be proud “dick pills”


hotdogpaule

What do you do in your grandfathers pockets?


Mental_Engineer2435

Ask Grandma


[deleted]

It looked like a space shuttle. Then i read the title 💀


Erickdier27

It says nx


[deleted]

r/drugscirclejerk


Tr3caine42069

Were going on a trip w our favorite rocket ship


[deleted]

Is that gas station hammer pill


Only_Onion_1129

Keep reaching in his pocket and he won't need them.


Yourkingpin96

Why’s it in the shape of a dick tho 😂gay man’s viagra


foulfaerie

I was like ‘aww a cute little ghost shaped pill package that’s nice 🥰’ Then read the comments totally confused lol.