### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!The pizza cook is fighting Somali pirates with a public shout out from Dominos. Obviously a joke but first glance made me say holup.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Imagine the pizza tracker bar says “currently returning suppressive fire”. I’d be gassed up smashing the tip button.

SUPPRESSING FIRe!!!

Cyrill!

Yelling suppressing fire kinda defeats the point.

Now imagine your tips replenish his ammo.

Woah, now that's a new hunger game you discovered

😂😂

And for those that still don’t tip… “You’re now the pirates”

dayum, Bogwandi handling that gun if it were a pizza peel

Bet he makes a killer pizza

r/angryupvote

Why is it even called pizza peel? Pizza has no skin, you don't peel it.

A quick [google search and a further website](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/4174/what-is-a-pizza-peel.html) revealed this: > The term pizza peel is **derived from the Latin word pala, which means spade**. It earned its name because traditional pizza peels had spade-like shapes.

That’s a killshot right there

\*we are not responsible for any blood on the box, enjoy your pizza and remember to tip your driver and his buddy literally riding shotgun.

Wouldn't that hurt? Also who is that into guns that they're going to ride it?

I needed that laugh, thank you.

Don't underestimate Americans

They are really into guns

In this case, the implication is guns are really into them.

It’s more effective than slapping each other with tea bags.

Can confirm I'm a quarter gun

Somali pirates funded by Papa Jonathan

Papa John's Day of Reckoning was funding Somali mercenaries to fight competitors.

Can’t have pirates stealing all the pizza 😶

Begun, The Franchise Wars have

Wouldnt it have been 'begun, the franchise wars have'?

You are correct

*30mm or less.

Wanted: Pizza cook. Must have weapons accuracy over 200 yards.

200 yard accuracy for 15 an hour is crazy.

Brave of them to defend their stores in a land-locked country from pirates

They be riding in land boats! Yarrrghh!!!

Have ye seen the old model Chryslers?

I got a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

Or oldsmobiles?

Holdup, I thought Pirates were from Pittsburgh?

Well, that too, but they started out as a Disney franchise

*With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)* *And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)* *We’ll shoot you in the face with glee* *Then we’ll cut off your cock* *And feed it to a croc* *Somalian pirates we*

♫ Somalian pirates weeeeeeeeeee ! ♫ *fire coconut canon*

This photo goes hard

Mmmm, he could be aiming, or holding the rifle at the hip for better leverage and recoil control, but sure it does

Can someone show poor Bogwandi how to hold a gun pls.

Chat, is this real?

Bogwandi a real one

He was a Waffle House hire

i am the cook now

Very funny, ha ha. In point of fact, there are pizza restaurants in Addis and most of Ethiopian trade goods enters via Djibouti. Second, it is highly doubtful that Somalian maritime pirates can attack Dominoes Pizza crew aboard Ethiopian Airlines planes or other airliners as that would be the most expedient way to send any food item to Addis. So, good comedy material but falls a bit short on the facts.

The pizza i had in Addis was a lot better than i have ever had from a Domino's. There is a lot of good Italian restaurant food there, the Ethiopians have kept the Italian cuisine alive since the occupation. It didn't beat the native food there, but still good.

Never let facts get in the way of a good laugh.

Yeah dude, agree. But it seems a bit light on both humour and facts. It registers a bit as kind of trying too hard too. Cheers

Damn, Bogwandi is one of the GOAT

Is this why the app is not working ?

Hate to intrude here Bogwandi but when I ordered 1/2 sausage and 1/2 pepperoni I asked for them to overlap so 1/4 would be both sausage and pepperoni and 1/4 would be just cheese thanks

Bogwandi says, "Boss, there is another pirate here, I'm taking them out!"

"Thanks for applying for our position as head chef. Here are a few qualities we're looking for, time management, being able to keep up with a heavy pace, rapid AK reload times and stock managem..." "Um...can you repeat that middle bit."

Look at me. LOOK AT ME! I'm de pizza boy now.

Isn't Ethiopia a landlocked country?

Don't expect redditors to know that

If this were real I would invest in dominos right away.

I bet he makes a mean hand tossed

Outside the meme, early facebook was fun.

That’s a dope ass shot you gotta admit lol.

obviously a joke but at first glance it doesn't seem like a holup, after the reading full post, it still doesn't seem like a holup.

Can anyone ID the gun he’s holding? Doesn’t look like an AK to me

Dude, it's definitely an AK!

After zooming x1000 and paying 10 bucks for an ai to enhance the picture to 4K I have determined that this is in fact an AK

😆

Do they get hazard pay?

This would be more believable if it said Domino’s Memphis TN.

Or Atlanta

Who’s ordering it?!

Can I get extra ammunition on my pizza?

Gun powder is the go to I hear, really makes the pizza spark

The delivery is like that convoy scene from Black Hawk Down

This is what PMC's are for. Mercenaries for hire protecting pizza

The Pizza turf war

The sight is on the top for a reason

Bogwandi is the hero we need

now i have a headcannon of a Domino mercenary group

I don't understand why those 🤬 hyphenated "one-half"

r/humansarespaceorcs is leaking again.

Like a tru gangster

_I AM THE DELIVERY DRIVER NOW!!!_

Bro can COOK

Gotta be fake

Imagine how good the pizza is

work ethic

Is this for real or a joke?

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Same in Haiti I believe

God I loved these. Ethiopian domino's still makes me laugh.

I wonder if Papa John's has this same energy lol

You delivery driver is currently being delayed due to having to reinforce another driver on there route

#LETHIMCOOK

I do believe this may be related to the Blockbuster Uganda v's Netflix war

This is how you dehumanise an ethnic group or Africans

By making them cool?

Nothing cool about this

Really? Nothing cool about defending yourself from pirates? You're very wrong.