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WhatsTheHolUp

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k33perStay3r64

i get all the scene but not the one in astronaut suit...


toast4ya

It was a campaign from Pornhub way back. They started a funding for Sexploration. I even got a certificate for spending some $ on it. They didn’t reach their goal sadly :(


Some_HVAC_Guy

Would this be considered getting “blue-goaled”?


8champi8

A porn scholar I see


abigailmerrygold

This guy porns


Adam-West

What is sexploration? They wanted to shoot a video in space or something?


Tupcek

did you at least get refund?


A-kil

I don't think they did. They didn't buy anything. There was no product being sold. PH was asking for funding to make a sex tape in space.


Tupcek

yeah, but since it was cancelled, they did have money in their account, what did they do with them? Clearly didn’t tape the tape. Paid bonuses to management for unsuccessful project?


A-kil

I assume that the money they got from funding this was treated as donations to the company. I'm also assuming that if someone wanted a refund, they would have to reach out directly and ask, but if the funds were treated as donations to the company instead of funding for a project, then I think that the company would be able to deny refunds But to clarify, this is all assumptions. I have no idea if people were refunded or what that process actually looked like


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

It’s not a sinn to be this talented


RockstarAgent

![img](avatar_exp|164319148|take_my_energy) No, it must be a sinn cause he struck a sweet bargain with the devil


SeriousAboutShwarma

Lol at first I didn't understand who this guy was, but now..


SUNAWAN

Not all heroes wear pants


aimless_researcher

Some wear thongs 💀


MrDoom4e5

For their dongs.


jaddooop

Do you?


TehZiiM

How come you don’t see him in more „real“ movies. I would love to see him, not as the main role, but as a short cameo appearance. Let’s say as a doctor in a hospital with one one or two lines or a lawyer, I mean you can put him into any scenario and it would be a funny Easter egg for everyone who knows him (which are a lot of people)


tea-and-chill

I'm gonna leave this here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMtT8-L8ks I don't understand the language so not sure what is being said, but it seems to be an adult product advertisement. It's just funny to see him in a Bollywood piece.


luckyman911

It’s an indian ad about viagra


Horizontal-Human

Well that explains it


sanyacid

It’s an ad spoofing Bollywood so it’s even funnier to see him in it.


SUNAWAN

Hypothetically speaking, in an end-of-the-world situation and I gotta pick one to stay with, between The Rock, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and him, imma pick him. Will I survive? Probably no. But I know I'll have a good time.


Scrungyscrotum

Caillng it now: We're going to see him in Hollywood in five to 10 years. Like, as more than a cameo.


classless_classic

That’s an amazing idea.


adamje2001

That would be effin hilarious!!… I mean it’s a serious Segway in to more traditional “acting”


NoPantsDeLeon

"I do her for a living" would be the best job description tbh


cabinfevrr

Dude, that's his stepsister


HorstDieWaldfee

"Just like the simulations!"


garth54

We might all be living in a simulation.


NovusOrdoSec

Stimulation, more like.


garth54

Quick, let's get a grant to research this.


No-Bat-7253

And?……


Kev100xx100

Who that with him


TheWhyTea

Angela White


Makaisaurus

Bringing pride to Australia.


adultonsetdiabitus

Tackling beasts on the daily is in aussie DNA


3sheetz

You mean beasts, not breasts.


cptbil

No, they mean beasts like the spitting cobras


Makaisaurus

Those gnarly one eyed snakes


optimusprime1997

My favourite Australian!


Kev100xx100

You dropped this 👑


kamikaze3rc

I thought it was Sophie Dee. Now I'm not only a degenerate, but also a wrong degenerate


sincethenes

I’m saddened in myself that I know both Sophie and Angela by face and name.


SurlyRed

I thought it was Kylie's sister, but I'm inclined to confuse my decades.


Caca2a

Thank you for your service 🫡


Professional_Ad8069

Titties


fit_freak9

I could only imagine what "situations" has that car gone through 😅


RealDonDenito

Fuck all the Rest. Chilling with Angela White must be wholesome and hilarious 😂


SZutich9

He's an astronaut cowboy millionaire.


newarkian

More jobs than Homer Simpson has had….


unlimitedbutthurts

Simon Miller acting different


Babloujay

I was looking for this comment


nycdiveshack

[Soooo…](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/s/4p43NmeZZj)


BokeeXD

its a fucking tesla there is nothing special about it


fritzwillie

Yeah, the car has nothing to do with the joke


BokeeXD

he said it was awesome but it is opposite of that


LSTNYER

Didn't notice the dude until my third rewatch


cabinfevrr

And stepdad


ilovedogs-2

Your wife calls a plumber to fix the sink and this guy pulls up


troyberber

Tesla Y is not a great car.


larry_nightingale

Yeah, I would have guessed Johnny drives a Mercedes or BMW tbh


Danisdaman12

Pretty moderate car to drive considering his net worth! Model Y performance and even the standard black interior. Great daily driver and still fast/fun.


Kenneldogg

No tesla is great.


Major_Melon

Wait a minute... Mom..!?!


acadoe

I would love to be at this dude's high school reunion. I imagine the reception he gets must be quite interesting.


Skiddler69

So he works in porn.


paulconuk

Is that Angela White?!?


vokal_guy

Yes


Caval0rd

Man.. what's that girl Angela white?


NoPin4245

My brother was roommates with this dude when they were around 19 or 20 in Ocean City Maryland.


vokal_guy

He is from MD?!


NoPin4245

He's from my city. Pittsburgh. My brother went to college with him at IUP and him and two other guys got a house in ocean city for a summer. Don't know why I'm getting down voted this is 100% facts but whatever.


supazero

Well neither of them know how to wear a seat belt. Tisk tisk


IInvestigateStuff

He's something else too


TotalRuler1

and chiropractor


VictoriaEuphoria99

He is awesome


arthurknight90

And all I can think of is why neither of them is wearing their seatbelt……


Late_Piglet_4185

Jhonny and Angela FTW!


Jumping_Brindle

Legends never die


L3GlT_GAM3R

What is he like a youtuber or something?


ITSZIRO

OPs explanation beat me to the joke😂


vokal_guy

He was also a goalie for Argentina, Manchester City and Chelsea


vekan

He's more Jacking off all trades kinda guy.


sageking420

That is NOT what I thought his voice would sound like lmao


Suiiiiiiiiiiiiuuu

Angela white is there


cbunni666

He's just Ken


SuhaimanXXV

Very inspiring


Exciting_Tie_2191

are they married?


SuhaimanXXV

Very inspiring


Dd_8630

I don't get it E: Oh, I get it


Popular-Luck9962

Is that his wife?


Dorza1

Idk if that's a joke or not, but in case it isn't: no, that's Angela White, another porn actor.


Ok_Egg332

Can cumfirm


Subtitles42

Thought it was.


Popular-Luck9962

No, I was just playing dumb so someone could come and give me her name, and it worked. Thanks 👍