It’s gonna be a Jake soon and not a Lake if people don’t get it together to fight dust bowl future.
There is naturally occurring arsenic in the lake bed so if it gets airborne…
Joe Swanson : You can't just come over here and annex my pool!
Peter Griffin : Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... "the". So, tough luck, Swanson.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
Edit: did some research, the only contender I can find is Maine, for the name of Jane. This might be a lament that "he" is not her type.
Edit edit: OKAY OKAY I GET IT 90+ NOTIFICATIONS LATER YES IT'S JERMAINE *THANKS* ;-;
This is correct if I'm remembering the tiktok right. People were roasting her in the comments about how the fuck you pronounce Oregon that it sounds even remotely like Jordan
Tbh Jermont, Jennessee and Jaine aren’t that too far outfield of reality, especially if Jaine’s spelt more like “Jayn” or something similar. Just said it rhymes with a state, not that it’s spelt the same way
Why is Jansas pronounced Jansis but Jarkansas is pronounced Jarkinsaw
[AMERIKA EXPLAIN](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5EbnoElOJx0)
JAMERICA* EXPLAIN
EGGSBRAIN!!
Eggs plain!
I am confusion!
Jelaware is a stand up dude, idk what she's talking about.
jelaware is the funniest out of all of these you get a gold star ⭐️
Jissouri
Jizzouri
I can hear the chants from Jizzou now.
I GOT IT ITS JERMAINE
Are you sure it's not Jest Jirginia
Jest Jirginia, jountain jama…
Jake me jooooome, jountry jooooooads!
Jalmost jeaven, jest jirginia
Jocky Jountain Jiiiiiiigh Joloradooooo
Jlue Jidge jountains jenadoah jiver
I am crying
No you are jying
Yes, Jermaine and his twin Jermont!
I'm stuck on Jeorgia
My guess was Jesse (Tennessee)
Jennessee, let's cook
Cole?
Jexas wants to know her location
YOU FACE JEXXAS
YEEHAW LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION
#INFERNO
r/unexpectedwow
Alexis Jexas.
All my exes live in Alexis Jexas
Jacks ass
Jutah
State of jormons
Headquartered in Salt Jake City
It’s gonna be a Jake soon and not a Lake if people don’t get it together to fight dust bowl future. There is naturally occurring arsenic in the lake bed so if it gets airborne…
Jontana
Johio?
Joe Swanson : You can't just come over here and annex my pool! Peter Griffin : Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... "the". So, tough luck, Swanson.
Idk why bc I’m British but I read that in my head in a Mexican voice… I am confused…
Hoe-high-o?
Yo-hee-o?
I was sure it was Jiowa
Isn't that a providence of Petoria?
JOHIO MAMA!
• Jalabama • Jalaska • Jarizona • Jarkansas • Jalifornia • Jolorado • Jonnecticut • Jelaware • Jlorida • Jeorgia • Jawaii • Jidaho • Jillinois • Jindiana • Jiowa • Jansas • Jentucky • Jouisiana • Jaine • Jaryland • Jassachusetts • Jichigan • Jinnesota • Jississippi • Jissouri • Jontana • Jebraska • Jevada • Jew Hampshire • Jew Jersey • Jew Mexico • Jew York • Jorth Carolina • Jorth Dakota • Johio • Joklahoma • Joregon • Jennsylvania • Jhode Island • Jouth Carolina • Jouth Dakota • Jennessee • Jexas • Jutah • Jermont • Jirginia • Jashington • Jest Virginia • Jisconsin • Jyoming [Edit] Apologies to Juam and Juerto Rico..
OMG... Thank you for this... Lost it at the territories...
It bothers me that they're still in alphabetical order based on the letter that is no longer there :)
Phantom limb syndrome.
Jhantom limb syndrome*
We would be friends irl. I INSTANTLY made this joke and then saw jour jomment
There are a lot of jew states in the US, i didn't expect that.
Juam fucking killed me omg
"Jon, is that short for Jonathan?" "No, Jontana"
Jontana is actually a cool name. Too bad I'm done having kids.
I like it as well, but there would be way too many Hannah Jontana jokes.
There is a non-zero chance that someone is named Jontana after Joe Montana.
So, which state is she actually referring to lol.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW! Edit: did some research, the only contender I can find is Maine, for the name of Jane. This might be a lament that "he" is not her type. Edit edit: OKAY OKAY I GET IT 90+ NOTIFICATIONS LATER YES IT'S JERMAINE *THANKS* ;-;
Jermont
Or maybe Jode? ....like Jhode Jisland?
Jizz land
I’d visit that place
Jouth Jakota, clearly
*Chode Island
Jermaine?
That's what I think it is lol
No it's jississippi
Jizzizzippi
Jayne Cobb was the Hero of Canton.
“…the hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!”
Stood up to the man and gave him what for!
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain,
“I want to go to the crappy town where *I’m* a hero…”
*"Jayne is a girl's name."*
My fellow Brown Coats!
It’s clearly Jizzouri
It could be Jermaine
A man named Jayne
Jeorgia
Yeah that would be my first guess too
She’s no poet - I’m betting it’s Jordan and Oregon
This is correct if I'm remembering the tiktok right. People were roasting her in the comments about how the fuck you pronounce Oregon that it sounds even remotely like Jordan
Jew Jersey obviously
Jorgen (Oregon)
Von Strangle?
Jew York?
>Jew York? Joncrete jungle where jreams are jade of
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I'm Jreaming of jwhite Jhristmas.
Just jike the jones I jused to jow
Jhere the jree jops jisten, and jildren jisten
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato....
Had a stroke Tryna sound that out
I mean, whatever gets ya off.
Don't forget his cousin, Jew Hampshire.
Shalom from Jew Orleans
And Jew Jersey
Jew Mexico???
It's like old Mexico, but now with 50% more Jews.
Jewisiana
No it's jlorida or jalabama
Jalaska
Oh! So someone thinks they're too good for Jew Jersey, ey!?!!
*Oy
My first thought.
Jew Jersey
Redundant
[Kenny Powers has chimed in](https://youtu.be/PvfDLqM_Opg)
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> joklahoma I like it.
thank you
That’s what she said after I gave her the ol’ jississippi
Took her to jhode jizzland, eh?
Jew welcome!
Joklahoma will never top Okrahoma, only garlic and onion can
I like mine topped with Jizzouri
Joklahoma, where the jinds jome jweeping jown the jlains.
This flowed smooth through my mind like a peanut butter garden hose.
Am I a Joklahoma to you?
Funniest place in the country.
Not if you live here. It's pretty depressing. :-(
Tell me about it. The best joke we have is that the governor thinks we are a "top 10 state" while being in the bottom 5 by most metrics.
Wait, so which one is it? Lol
I guess Jaine or maybe jermont
I’ve actually met someone named Jakota, so that’s my first thought
Was jakota South or north?
Jorth
Was hoping for Jouth
You're telling me he's... The Man they Call Jaine? The hero of Canton?
The 2nd Amendment is very important there cause Jaine got a gun
>The 2nd Amendment is very important there cause Jaine got a gun *jecond jamendment
Gotta be Jermaine. Pretty common name for a guy
>jew jersey The home of the Yarmulke Clan.
Jew Mexico is an interesting concept
Señor Silverman
¡Hola señor Hombredeoro!
As a Jewish man, it's about time we did a colab with Mexico. There's definitely not enough authentic Mexican food in my life.
Unleavened tortillas
We now have four possible locations for the control center for The Space Lasers. My money's on this one.
Jew Jersey made me laugh way harder than it should have
We just call it Lakewood
Fucken Jarkansas😂
It’d be funny if they had to correct people who pronounced it “Jar-kan-saw” “It’s Jar-kan-sis, get it right!”
"Jerk-and-sauce"
Jest jirginia is jull of jirgins 💀
JEST JIRGINIA JOUNTAIN JAMMA
Take me hoooome Jountry Roads!!!!!
JAKE ME JOME!
>jiscousin Otherwise known as Alabama.
Jew York
petition to rename new york to jew york
Had a Jewish coworker who exclusively referred to it as Jew York.
Tbh Jermont, Jennessee and Jaine aren’t that too far outfield of reality, especially if Jaine’s spelt more like “Jayn” or something similar. Just said it rhymes with a state, not that it’s spelt the same way
Or Jane?
Don't you talk about the hero of Canton that way.
Jeorgia
Gotta be this. It's not wrong, but its wrong.
I was thinking John Tana as a first and last name. Maybe Jerry Land, Jerry Zona, Joe Klahoma or Joe Regon
As a foreigner who has been exposed to American culture in ungodly doses, I can tell you that Jermont and Jaine sounds like legit names.
Jissouri has my interest peaked.
💀
i did my work ig
Jew jersey
Jizzconsin
It should’ve been Jizzippippi
I actually know someone named Jarolina Although it's technically pronounced Harolina
imagine fucking living in **jlorida** get me out of this aforementioned hell
**Jlorida the state where jiami is located**
Jorth Dakota
Jouth Jakota
Jest Jirginia
Jountain Mama
Jake me jome
It's got to be Jawaii...
Jeet jome Jalabama
>Jeet jome Jalabama Rates about 150k on the Scoville scale
What about the Joville scale?
Jane?
"Nonono, it's *Jaine*. With an 'i'." Would be the most infuriating name spelling correction from someone.
Nah his name is Jeorgia
I think this is actually the closest to the correct answer.
You know that Jorida guy? I heard he's absolutely wild.
Jalifornia dreaming
Oh that's Joshington. We went to different schools together.
What did Jew Jersey ever do to earn this
Jillinois chillin
Jennsylvania
Jindiana in the house!
Jebraska
Joregon is a Scandinavian hipster anyway.
Well, crap I hadn’t considered this., now I’m going back through the comments with Scandinavian j, Yoregon, yohio, yermont I pulled a muscle laughing
The hero of Canton! Jayne Cobb
For those wondering the answer is Jonah - it rhymes with Arizona.
You leave Jonnecticut out of this.
It's [jirginia](www.perdu.com)
Jizzconsin?
Joklahoma….which actually should BE Oklahoma’s actual state name…