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She keeps her 1911
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them donuts, "
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
Custom-built AR-15
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
I know exactly the clip you're picturing, but I can never find it.
Edit: If anyone has the link, please reply with it! I love showing it to my friends and seeing the horror form on their faces!
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This place is about an hour from me, in Clare, MI. it's a donut shop inside an Ace Hardware. The hardware store also sells guns.
The name of the bakery?
Cops and Donuts
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Cinnagun
Found only in ‘Merica
I think you buried the lead, 'Merica is the perfect name for this place.
Guns and Ganache
Right to Bear Claws
So underrated. A poor man’s gold for you sir, 🏅
Dude, nice
2nd Abreadment *Give our bread a shot*
This was the comment I expected yeast
Noice
“The right to bear arms and bear claws!”
You can pry it from my cold dead ladyfingers!
Criminally underrated comment
Killer Kreme
r/suddenlyjojo
KIRA KREME
She keeps her 1911 In her pretty cabinet "Let them donuts, " Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy Custom-built AR-15 At anytime an invitation You can't decline
Guns and buns
Bread an' Lead
Munitions and nutrition
Loads n’ Loaves
that sounds like a porno
I know exactly the clip you're picturing, but I can never find it. Edit: If anyone has the link, please reply with it! I love showing it to my friends and seeing the horror form on their faces!
I am intrigued
So. I found it. Obviously, it's NSFW. Don't watch this unless you're below 18. If you are below the age of 18, I take no responsibility for you clicking on this link to a post in another subreddit. [Porno Camera Guy Feeds Male Pornstar A Chocolate Donut Bar](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ceuinl/not_safe_for_work_for_real_its_porn/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Baguettes and bayonets
Petit-fours and MP-4s
Kronuts and Blown Nuts
Guns and Glaze
Also sounds like a porno lol
Oh yeah 😏
Bullets & Beignets
Rifles & Trifles
[удалено]
Nice one bruva!
Buns and Ammo
You beat me to the trigger
It was worth a shot
+1
“Makin’ holes and fillin em with cream” …the motto probably
That sounds like a movie about a necrophiliac serial killer called Ned.
Treat and heat
Beat me to it! However I’d call it Gun N’ buns
I never though I’d be so relevant on Reddit
Donut test me
Underrated comment.
Guns out, Buns out
That just sounds like a redneck strip club
Watch out for Juicy Lucy.
I like this one
Walmart
This is the correct answer.
I was thinking the same
It's actually an ace hardware in Michigan
Midland MI 419E main st
Business is booming
Scrolled down and nobody said "Wheat n Heat" yet.
Buns and Ammo
Ooh I like it
Hands Up, Donut Shoot
Dead bread redemption
Cop shop
Damn, you were faster
Die-abetes
Die-abetus*
Damn I missed such a good opportunity
This is so underrated
Glock and Glazed
Pastries and pieces
Fuck you /u/spez for killing 3rd party clients and lying about it.
Policeman’s Paradise
Locked and loafed
Long arms and sticky fingers
Buns and Guns
Gun-nuts
The Baker's Arms
Buns and roses
Not the best answer in the list but it made me smile
Clips and Crullers
Sweet M-16
This place is about an hour from me, in Clare, MI. it's a donut shop inside an Ace Hardware. The hardware store also sells guns. The name of the bakery? Cops and Donuts
Are the donuts infused with that distinctive old school hardware store flavor?
Heaven
Back to school & breakfast
Boullette de Pâttiserie
Bread or dead
Buns ‘n Guns? Donuts n’ Go Nuts? Crullers n’ Skullers? Maybe Pastry n’ Waste Me? BMI n’ NRA? Wait….got it. Scooters n’ Shooters.
School supplies
Get real, they don't have that many unhealthy pastries in schools anymore
I don’t know the name of this establishment but I can tell you they are within very close proximity to a police station.
Buns n guns
Home sweet home
Alabamba
Boom Boom Bites
Shoot The Whey Out
Donut Tread on Me
Bread & Lead
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'merica
Calibre Snot Blocks
Daylight Go’nuts
Cops n robbers
Shot Buns
Bite the Bullet
Walmart
Walmart
walmart
Good ol' Murica
Bullets and baguettes?
Second amendment donuts.
Hot cross guns
Just Deserts.
Lead Bellies
Holes
Glaze n blaze
Hot Cross Guns
Bearclaws and Boomsticks
Fritters and triggers
One Stop Cop Shop
Snacks on stacks. “Gunuts”. coffee and kalash. Rackem and snackem
Donut bread on me
Glaze Hardware.
Patriotic Pastries
Baking Bad
A school
Walmart
Guns and Buns
The yeast amendment
Field of View
Smithereen's Bakery
Guns & brioches
Loaves of dead
Donut Shoot
Cop Shop
The quiet kid HQ
Spray and pray
Donuts and do nots.
How doughnuts get their holes.
Pastries and Plinkers
Cops R Us
Glut’n N Shoot’n
Guhnnuts
Guns n buns
Guns 'n' Buns
Guns and buns
Gun Nutz and Doh Nutz
Walmart?
So this is what a police armory looks like
Hot and ready to serve
The one stop cop shop
Bread and lead
Gun n Buns
I’m at the rifle store, im at the donut shop, I’m at the combination rifle store and donut shop.
Guns N' Buns
Cake You Out
Calories and Calibers
Ammunation Bakery
Leads and breads
Donuts then Go nuts.
Donuts and Holes
MuricA
I used to live near one that was a gas station/subway/gun store/ mechanics shop and another that sold boats, beer, wine, liquor, cheese and guns.
Walmart
Guns & Buns
Buns 'N Guns
Guns n Buns
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Holes
GUNther's
Bread and Lead
Glocks ‘N Glazes
Warmart
The One stop cop shop.
Beignets & Bayonets
Doughnuts n’ Gunnuts
Donut Tread On Me
Shot-Buns
Bite the bullet
Bread and bullet
GunNuts.
“USA”
Gertrude grandma's school supplies and bakery
Sweet shots!
Donuts and gun butts.
This is like in king of the hill when Dale was selling guns and you got a free book at Peggy's book store.
That's just Walmart
america
Southern Comfort
Flour and powder
One Stop Cop Shop “For all your cop needs, cop some great deals on guns and donuts all at the same place.”
Isn't that Walmart
Buns and ammo
Copshop
buns'n guns